Author Topic: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger (Read 5670 times)

Barry Egan · « **on:** July 12, 2015, 12:56:54 PM »

Carl Jr's All American Thickburger. Nauseating to even look at.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:04:18 PM »

nah, it's still burger king burger. bland as fuck

and honestly I hate White Castle burgers too. the steam grilling makes them taste old and wet.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:05:25 PM »

yeah, burger king still wins (loses). fucking awful burgers

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #3 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:16:13 PM »

Ambivalent about whether hot dogs are gross or not. That burger looks disgusting.

Steamed hotdogs

Beef wieners with a little crisp

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:17:09 PM »

White Castle burgers are disgusting but St Louis people are supposed to like them and sadly most of my family goes along with this. $:-\$

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #5 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:25:33 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on July 12, 2015, 12:56:54 PM

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Carl Jr's All American Thickburger. Nauseating to even look at.

Hands down

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #6 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 12, 2015, 01:04:18 PM

nah, it's still burger king burger. bland as fuck

Quote from: BrandNew on July 12, 2015, 01:05:25 PM

yeah, burger king still wins (loses). fucking awful burgers

Shame you guys have shitty BKs

Hot off the grill

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #7 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:27:03 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on July 12, 2015, 01:04:18 PM

nah, it's still burger king burger. bland as fuck

and honestly I hate White Castle burgers too. the steam grilling makes them taste old and wet.

Holy shit. They steam their burgers?

Served kids steamed hot dogs at the summer pool I worked at.
The guilt I felt laying down a line of ketchup on one of the few things they would eat that day

Hitler Stole My Potato · « **Reply #8 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:38:30 PM »

Still looks better than anything Jack In The Box shits out

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #9 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:03:39 PM »

I went to Wendy's in NYC and its a step below McD and BK

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #10 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:22:21 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on July 12, 2015, 01:17:09 PM

White Castle burgers are disgusting but St Louis people are supposed to like them and sadly most of my family goes along with this. $:-\$

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Dickie Dee · « **Reply #11 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:24:22 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on July 12, 2015, 02:03:39 PM

I went to Wendy's in NYC and its a step below McD and BK

This is pretty hard to believe. Wendy's are generally in some mid-tier between McD/BK and FiveGuys/InandOut stuff.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:25:26 PM »

I don't think I really dislike any fast food burger.

Kara · « **Reply #13 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:26:28 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 12, 2015, 02:25:26 PM

I don't think I really dislike any fast food burger.

Dogs aren't known for their discriminating palates. #notallcanines

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #14 on:** July 12, 2015, 03:15:00 PM »

I could totally see where Lager is coming from, a lot of my Wendy's experiences have include a grease soaked wet bun

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #15 on:** July 12, 2015, 03:16:30 PM »

Oh ps, there's a Carl's jr within walking distance of me and I tried this while lit, it was pretty fucking nasty tbh. The hotdogs just make it kinda soft and gross

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #16 on:** July 12, 2015, 03:41:28 PM »

Baconator is top tier fast food burger

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17 on:** July 12, 2015, 04:06:42 PM »

Arbys. Shit ain't even hamburger. Get it the hell away from the other burgers.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:18:49 PM »

Burger King are soppy ass messes ime.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:22:45 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 12, 2015, 03:41:28 PM

Baconator is top tier fast food burger

Baconator with Baconator fries.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #20 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:54:08 PM »

Quote from: The Walrus on July 12, 2015, 06:21:38 PM

Thing is Burger King was pretty good when I was a kid. I preferred it to McDonalds for most of my childhood. I have no idea what happened. During college and when I was in Korea I didn't get fast food very often, and when I came back to the States, BK had become shit-tier.

Yeah, something happened in the mid 2000s where it went from decent to shit. Also most of the BKs I've seen are in some kind of disrepair. They must be hanging on by a thread.

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:54:59 PM »

One time a Burger King employee told me to play the lottery. That was the last time I ate at one.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #22 on:** July 12, 2015, 07:28:50 PM »

Carl's Jr. Western Bacon Cheeseburger da bess.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #23 on:** July 12, 2015, 08:14:58 PM »

BK Texas Whopper is the best.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 12, 2015, 08:20:05 PM »

Look at that thing in the OP. Just look at it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** July 12, 2015, 08:52:03 PM »

Baconater is too much meat IMO. It becomes a slog after a few bites.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #26 on:** July 12, 2015, 08:59:21 PM »

I might go to Wendy's today.

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** July 12, 2015, 09:00:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2015, 08:52:03 PM

Baconater is too much meat IMO. It becomes a slog after a few bites.

thought u were all about dat bbc doe

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #28 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:00:40 PM »

in action (not my pic)

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #29 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:13:09 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on July 12, 2015, 10:00:40 PM

in action (not my pic) (Image removed from quote.)

I like the haunting stare between them, that although they're an abomination and should not exist, at least they do not exist alone.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:18:33 PM »

Emoticon, pls

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:20:03 PM »

Those are Kroger 69 cent hot dogs.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:56:29 PM »

It's like someone took all the shitty lunches my mom made when I was a kid and turned them into one sandwich.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33 on:** July 12, 2015, 11:15:33 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 12, 2015, 10:18:33 PM

Emoticon, pls

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nudemacusers · « **Reply #34 on:** July 12, 2015, 11:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on July 12, 2015, 06:54:08 PM

Quote from: The Walrus on July 12, 2015, 06:21:38 PM
Thing is Burger King was pretty good when I was a kid. I preferred it to McDonalds for most of my childhood. I have no idea what happened. During college and when I was in Korea I didn't get fast food very often, and when I came back to the States, BK had become shit-tier.

Yeah, something happened in the mid 2000s where it went from decent to shit. Also most of the BKs I've seen are in some kind of disrepair. They must be hanging on by a thread.

I noticed this too. when I was a teen they were my go to, but as a young adult they all seemed to turn to shit. soggy buns, limp meat (pause) etc

El Babua · « **Reply #35 on:** July 13, 2015, 01:13:34 AM »

Seriously, it's so fucking weird that they turned to shit so rapidly.

I really can't stomach any of their burgers and their classic chicken sandwich is just worse than I remember for no discernible reason.

king of the internet · « **Reply #36 on:** July 13, 2015, 01:16:04 AM »

Burger King is the K-Mart of fast food.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #37 on:** July 13, 2015, 02:38:52 AM »

Burger king is certainly still better for burgers where I've lived. But I think it has more to do with mcdonalds being worse than most places, than burger king being much better. Also always fucking dirty at burger king.

But the answer is... Jollibee. The local favorite chain here, disgusting shit burgers. The meat taste of fish, they put pineapples in some of them which is just wrong.

and to make it worse, as you are trying to eat your very shitty burger, they sometimes like to bring their mascot out, who will dance to techno music as you are eating. So you would think this is something that appeals to kids mostly... But all the adults here love it.

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #38 on:** July 13, 2015, 03:13:47 AM »

Haha, there's a Jollibee right around fhe corner from our bouse. The crowd it attracts is pretty... interesting to say the least. Mostly confused hipsters and gross old men and their FOB mail order brides.

I'll hit it up every now and then for a burger steak or something simply because I grew up eating that shit, and immediately reget it afterwards. I swear their burgers don't have any beef in them.

bluemax · « **Reply #39 on:** July 13, 2015, 04:40:35 AM »

Any chain fastfood burger with mushrooms on it.

I don't know why I order any of them because they always end up with this nasty slimy grey goo that they claim is portobello or something insulting.

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Author Topic: The Least Appealing Fast Food Burger (Read 5670 times)