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Title: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2015, 08:35:00 PM: We all know who #1 will be
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-35651-Milana-Vayntrub-winking-gif-tu-kH84.gif)
:uguu
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2015, 08:36:11 PM: Oh man, Flo. :uguu
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Courage on July 19, 2015, 08:38:10 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2015, 08:35:00 PM
We all know who #1 will be
(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-35651-Milana-Vayntrub-winking-gif-tu-kH84.gif)
:uguu

:mynicca

(http://img.pandawhale.com/post-63874-milana-vayntrub-hot-devil-gif-VzXw.gif)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Himu on July 19, 2015, 08:40:10 PM: I don't know who most of these are. I guess I dvr skip through too many commercials.

I went with Obama.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2015, 08:41:11 PM: Wendy-chan :whew

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Fuck Wendy's for dropping the actual Wendy from their mershes. Like Dave fucking Thomas was aesthetically pleasing. :bolo
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Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: dkdk on July 19, 2015, 08:45:26 PM: AT&T-chan is bae :preach
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: tiesto on July 19, 2015, 08:55:28 PM: Wendy chan :-* :-*
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2015, 09:02:25 PM: I haven't seen commercials in years. Piratebay :bow2
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: suppadoopa on July 19, 2015, 09:04:24 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/ETIZ9ne.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2015, 09:04:34 PM: Also leaving Jared of this list is basically racism against ancient Greeks.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2015, 09:04:53 PM: ...who is at&t chan? She got a name?
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2015, 09:07:32 PM: Lily
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Positive Touch on July 19, 2015, 09:29:36 PM: fuck I can't stand those at&t commercials. those are like Jay Leno levels of mayo blandness. that lady is just as bland in the face, too.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 19, 2015, 09:34:45 PM: Lily was on a few Doug Loves Movies podcasts. She's adorable.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 19, 2015, 09:34:56 PM: What? She is very pretty in a girl next door and is totally into anal kind of way.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: CajoleJuice on July 19, 2015, 09:57:49 PM: Lily :heart
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 19, 2015, 09:58:22 PM: flo is downright milf filthy. i'll bet she curses when she climaxes. :lawd
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 19, 2015, 09:59:55 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/o6vfn5X.png)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: pilonv1 on July 19, 2015, 10:04:15 PM: We got our own Flo in Australia, her name is Kitty

(http://i.imgur.com/gGIRPGe.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Atramental on July 19, 2015, 10:05:14 PM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s-73OFprl0

:uguu
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2015, 10:08:55 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2015, 09:04:53 PM
...who is at&t chan? She got a name?

Milana Vayntrub
:uguu
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Kara on July 19, 2015, 10:18:01 PM: Quote from: pilonv1 on July 19, 2015, 10:04:15 PM
We got our own Flo in Australia, her name is Kitty

(http://i.imgur.com/gGIRPGe.jpg)

Kisa-chan :uguu
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on July 19, 2015, 10:27:02 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2015, 10:08:55 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2015, 09:04:53 PM
...who is at&t chan? She got a name?

Milana Vayntrub
:uguu
she's Uzbek :leon
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: pilonv1 on July 19, 2015, 10:40:00 PM: Not sure how I can choose between AT&T-chan or Wendys-Chan
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: nudemacusers on July 19, 2015, 11:48:14 PM: hmm, painal lily-chan or dirty milf flo-chan.

I CANT DECIDE
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2015, 12:11:53 AM: Looks like in the battle of barrel bodies, Gabe>Kate
:rejoice
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on July 20, 2015, 01:21:13 AM: One of the greatest Ls I've ever held in my entire life was seeing Wendy's-chan shopping at an LA Trader Joe's and failing to even engage conversation with her

I was pretty hammered at the time too
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: toku on July 20, 2015, 01:24:25 AM: A T & T - C H A N
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 01:26:41 AM: I admit I laughed at this the first time I saw it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p0bNQrNkbY
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Yeti on July 20, 2015, 02:09:45 AM: RIP in Peace my favorite commercial waifu :'(

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-D7bo3r6mME4/T7_Nq51hkoI/AAAAAAAAaWs/RPGLI2mpzQU/w800-h800/Picture%2B3.png)

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 19, 2015, 09:02:25 PM
I haven't seen commercials in years. Piratebay :bow2

I think you mean Pirate-BAE
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 20, 2015, 02:18:22 AM: (http://i.imgur.com/Smh03yT.jpg)
Catseye Pest Control circa not actually 1998, but 2015
Toy Story graphix for the furries :uguu
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:19:38 AM: I don't know how nationwide this is, but another key one missing:
(http://general-carinsurance.com/images/the_general_logo.JPG)

And if you know it, you just heard the song didn't you.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Kara on July 20, 2015, 02:22:10 AM: FOR THE BEST AUTO INSURANCE RATES IN TOWN

CALL 1800THEGENERAL NOW
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Yeti on July 20, 2015, 02:23:27 AM: Fuck, I was going to post The General

(https://www.thegeneral.com/content/img/General_Character_2007_reg.png)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OByBK17UkdM/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hSM9j81X0g4/hqdefault.jpg)
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DOmquVNYF0Q/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:25:28 AM: I still feel like he has to be a scam of some kind.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 20, 2015, 02:25:52 AM: Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 02:22:10 AM
FOR THE BEST AUTO INSURANCE RATES IN TOWN

CALL 1800THEGENERAL NOW

I was humming...

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Kara on July 20, 2015, 02:27:44 AM: Quote from: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:25:28 AM
I still feel like he has to be a scam of some kind.

Auto insurance exclusively marketed on daytime television with a mascot that would've looked low tech on ReBoot? I don't know how you could think it was a scam.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on July 20, 2015, 02:28:27 AM: i always appreciated erin e-surance, but i never googlestalked her or anything. although i guess i must have read somewhere she was called "erin e-surance" (i don't think the name was ever mentioned in the commercials?)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: toku on July 20, 2015, 02:33:15 AM: Quote from: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:19:38 AM
I don't know how nationwide this is, but another key one missing:
(http://general-carinsurance.com/images/the_general_logo.JPG)

And if you know it, you just heard the song didn't you.

fuck you
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:44:54 AM: Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 02:27:44 AM
Auto insurance exclusively marketed on daytime television with a mascot that would've looked low tech on ReBoot? I don't know how you could think it was a scam.
Hey buddy, it's also advertised between 1AM and 7AM.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:47:41 AM: Also, regarding Mobile-Gaming Chan:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvuHFSiJ85M
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 20, 2015, 03:20:44 AM: Any of you have Billy Fuccillo commercials? Car salesman high on cocaine saying "HUuuuuuuuGE."
:heyman
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 20, 2015, 08:42:40 AM: first rule 34 hit, guys. POWER OF BING(tm)

(http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/f48e5386e88b638981f052b80bb48447/936559%20-%20Erin_Esurance%20Esurance%20Flo%20JOSEPHSK%20Progressive_Auto_Insurance%20mascots.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Kara on July 20, 2015, 08:54:43 AM: The label maker is a nice touch.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 20, 2015, 08:57:47 AM: Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 20, 2015, 08:42:40 AM
first rule 34 hit, guys. POWER OF BING(tm)

(http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/f48e5386e88b638981f052b80bb48447/936559%20-%20Erin_Esurance%20Esurance%20Flo%20JOSEPHSK%20Progressive_Auto_Insurance%20mascots.jpg)

Now they can finally get married legally. :tocry
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Positive Touch on July 20, 2015, 09:29:06 AM: the general almost always has hot women in the commercials so that's a plus
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: ToxicAdam on July 20, 2015, 11:20:18 AM: Little Sweet Prince didn't make the cut?

(http://www.etonline.com/photo/2015/03/24140258/640_justin_guarini_drpepper.jpg)

TIL that Justin Guarini (American Idol runner-up to Kelly Clarkson) is the man in these ads.
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 20, 2015, 02:41:19 PM: AT&T-chan winning
:preach

(http://i.imgur.com/fkCyXTk.gif)
:tocry
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 20, 2015, 09:14:22 PM: No love for T-Mobile-chan? She's too skinny, but still a babe :(

(http://i.imgur.com/sQO62z8.jpg)
Title: Re: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 20, 2015, 09:22:55 PM: AT&T Chan by far. The actress who plays her is pretty stacked, which seals the deal for me.