Author Topic: Who is the current GOAT avatar of a corporate entity (Read 3685 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **on:** July 19, 2015, 08:35:00 PM »

We all know who #1 will be

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:36:11 PM »

Oh man, Flo.

Courage · « **Reply #2 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:38:10 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2015, 08:35:00 PM

We all know who #1 will be
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Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:40:10 PM »

I don't know who most of these are. I guess I dvr skip through too many commercials.

I went with Obama.

Kara · « **Reply #4 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:41:11 PM »

Wendy-chan

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Fuck Wendy's for dropping the actual Wendy from their mershes. Like Dave fucking Thomas was aesthetically pleasing.

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dkdk · « **Reply #5 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:45:26 PM »

AT&T-chan is bae

tiesto · « **Reply #6 on:** July 19, 2015, 08:55:28 PM »

Wendy chan

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #7 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:02:25 PM »

I haven't seen commercials in years. Piratebay

suppadoopa · « **Reply #8 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:04:24 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:04:34 PM »

Also leaving Jared of this list is basically racism against ancient Greeks.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:04:53 PM »

...who is at&t chan? She got a name?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #11 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:07:32 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #12 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:29:36 PM »

fuck I can't stand those at&t commercials. those are like Jay Leno levels of mayo blandness. that lady is just as bland in the face, too.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #13 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:34:45 PM »

Lily was on a few Doug Loves Movies podcasts. She's adorable.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:34:56 PM »

What? She is very pretty in a girl next door and is totally into anal kind of way.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:57:49 PM »

Lily

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:58:22 PM »

flo is downright milf filthy. i'll bet she curses when she climaxes.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #17 on:** July 19, 2015, 09:59:55 PM »

pilonv1 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:04:15 PM »

We got our own Flo in Australia, her name is Kitty

Atramental · « **Reply #19 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:05:14 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:08:55 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2015, 09:04:53 PM

...who is at&t chan? She got a name?

Milana Vayntrub

Kara · « **Reply #21 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:18:01 PM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on July 19, 2015, 10:04:15 PM

We got our own Flo in Australia, her name is Kitty

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Kisa-chan

jakefromstatefarm · « **Reply #22 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:27:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 19, 2015, 10:08:55 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on July 19, 2015, 09:04:53 PM
...who is at&t chan? She got a name?

Milana Vayntrub

she's Uzbek

pilonv1 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 19, 2015, 10:40:00 PM »

Not sure how I can choose between AT&T-chan or Wendys-Chan

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** July 19, 2015, 11:48:14 PM »

hmm, painal lily-chan or dirty milf flo-chan.

I CANT DECIDE

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** July 20, 2015, 12:11:53 AM »

Looks like in the battle of barrel bodies, Gabe>Kate

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #26 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:21:13 AM »

One of the greatest Ls I've ever held in my entire life was seeing Wendy's-chan shopping at an LA Trader Joe's and failing to even engage conversation with her

I was pretty hammered at the time too

toku · « **Reply #27 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:24:25 AM »

A T & T - C H A N

benjipwns · « **Reply #28 on:** July 20, 2015, 01:26:41 AM »

I admit I laughed at this the first time I saw it:

Yeti · « **Reply #29 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:09:45 AM »

RIP in Peace my favorite commercial waifu :'(

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 19, 2015, 09:02:25 PM

I haven't seen commercials in years. Piratebay

I think you mean Pirate-BAE

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #30 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:18:22 AM »

Catseye Pest Control circa not actually 1998, but 2015
Toy Story graphix for the furries

benjipwns · « **Reply #31 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:19:38 AM »

I don't know how nationwide this is, but another key one missing:

And if you know it, you just heard the song didn't you.

Kara · « **Reply #32 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:22:10 AM »

FOR THE BEST AUTO INSURANCE RATES IN TOWN

CALL 1800THEGENERAL NOW

Yeti · « **Reply #33 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:23:27 AM »

Fuck, I was going to post The General

benjipwns · « **Reply #34 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:25:28 AM »

I still feel like he has to be a scam of some kind.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #35 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:25:52 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 02:22:10 AM

FOR THE BEST AUTO INSURANCE RATES IN TOWN

CALL 1800THEGENERAL NOW

I was humming...

FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE, GO TO THE GENERAL AND SAVE SOME TIME

Kara · « **Reply #36 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:27:44 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:25:28 AM

I still feel like he has to be a scam of some kind.

Auto insurance exclusively marketed on daytime television with a mascot that would've looked low tech on ReBoot? I don't know how you could think it was a scam.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #37 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:28:27 AM »

i always appreciated erin e-surance, but i never googlestalked her or anything. although i guess i must have read somewhere she was called "erin e-surance" (i don't think the name was ever mentioned in the commercials?)

toku · « **Reply #38 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:33:15 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 20, 2015, 02:19:38 AM

I don't know how nationwide this is, but another key one missing:
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And if you know it, you just heard the song didn't you.

fuck you

benjipwns · « **Reply #39 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:44:54 AM »

Quote from: Vularai on July 20, 2015, 02:27:44 AM

Auto insurance exclusively marketed on daytime television with a mascot that would've looked low tech on ReBoot? I don't know how you could think it was a scam.

Hey buddy, it's also advertised between 1AM and 7AM.

benjipwns · « **Reply #40 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:47:41 AM »

Also, regarding Mobile-Gaming Chan:

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #41 on:** July 20, 2015, 03:20:44 AM »

Any of you have Billy Fuccillo commercials? Car salesman high on cocaine saying "HUuuuuuuuGE."

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #42 on:** July 20, 2015, 08:42:40 AM »

first rule 34 hit, guys. POWER OF BING(tm)

Kara · « **Reply #43 on:** July 20, 2015, 08:54:43 AM »

The label maker is a nice touch.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #44 on:** July 20, 2015, 08:57:47 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 20, 2015, 08:42:40 AM

first rule 34 hit, guys. POWER OF BING(tm)

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Now they can finally get married legally.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #45 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:29:06 AM »

the general almost always has hot women in the commercials so that's a plus

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #46 on:** July 20, 2015, 11:20:18 AM »

Little Sweet Prince didn't make the cut?

TIL that Justin Guarini (American Idol runner-up to Kelly Clarkson) is the man in these ads.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** July 20, 2015, 02:41:19 PM »

AT&T-chan winning

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #48 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:14:22 PM »

No love for T-Mobile-chan? She's too skinny, but still a babe

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #49 on:** July 20, 2015, 09:22:55 PM »

AT&T Chan by far. The actress who plays her is pretty stacked, which seals the deal for me.

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