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Title: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 07, 2015, 06:44:26 PM
So, my roommate showed one of these articles to me, I'm like this is a thing?

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http://www.queerty.com/bro-jobs-author-talks-straight-man-on-man-sex-and-repressed-homosexual-desire-20150806

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/08/06/more-straight-men-than-ever-are-giving-bro-jobs-finds-study/

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/men-giving-bro-jobs/

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Top Definition
bro job
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
by Freddie Cougar December 09, 2005
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Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Kara on August 07, 2015, 06:46:02 PM
Did you get a brojob out of him too?
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 07, 2015, 06:48:59 PM
What's the common phrase around here?

It's 2015, head is head.
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 07, 2015, 06:54:23 PM
Quote from: Vularai on August 07, 2015, 06:46:02 PM
Did you get a brojob out of him too?

Nah.

Quote from: Shadow Mod on August 07, 2015, 06:48:59 PM
What's the common phrase around here?

It's 2015, head is head.

I ain't judging, dudes want to bro out that's cool, It's just the I ain't gay herp derp justification.  :stahp
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Tasty on August 07, 2015, 07:06:34 PM
This is really hot.
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: demi on August 07, 2015, 07:58:00 PM
First I heard of it - but you know millenials, latching onto any hip thing
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Post by: brawndolicious on August 07, 2015, 07:59:53 PM
So basically being on the down low? But adopted by white people.
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 07, 2015, 08:04:48 PM
it's just a cock, bro. a rock-hard eager cock that demands to be sucked. plus it could save your dad's life. just sayin'.
Title: Ever feel too lazy/dumb to properly set up a pun?
Post by: Mandark on August 07, 2015, 08:31:16 PM
frèrellatio
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on August 07, 2015, 08:35:07 PM
Sounds fake
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 07, 2015, 10:44:00 PM
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One of the primary reasons they do it, ironically, is as a way of strengthening their heterosexuality and expressing their homophobia. It’s like, “If I can stick my finger in another dude’s butt and I can make a big show of how gross I think it is, and when I’m done I can stand up, still a straight dude, totally unbroken, not a cigarillo, then I’m all the more heterosexual.”

All this time I've been laughing at liberal arts/education majors. Turns out I could have saved a lot of time, made some shit up, and topped Amazon charts
:whoo
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: toku on August 07, 2015, 10:50:19 PM
white dudes be gay as fuck highkey
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Post by: Huff on August 07, 2015, 11:50:14 PM
more like bore jobs, am i rite
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 08, 2015, 12:09:21 AM
Never knew I was not straight enough to stick it to a dude
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: chronovore on August 08, 2015, 12:12:17 AM
I thought this was going to be about Japanese fellatio. :japancry
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: Kara on August 08, 2015, 12:17:26 AM
Quote from: chronovore on August 08, 2015, 12:12:17 AM
I thought this was going to be about Japanese fellatio. :japancry

I thought it was about being a cubicle monkey for 40 years. (I assume all bros amount to nothing worthwhile.)
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: nudemacusers on August 08, 2015, 01:23:43 AM
my pappy always told me it's only gay if you second knuckle deep :yeshrug
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 08, 2015, 03:57:35 AM
i prefer brogina
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2015, 12:46:33 PM
mac, phew, my old man's not gay den :whew
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png)
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: nudemacusers on August 08, 2015, 01:55:52 PM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2015, 12:46:33 PM
mac, phew, my old man's not gay den :whew
that rule only applies to non-fisting tho
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: OnlyRegret on August 08, 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png)

arrg, you beat me to it
Title: Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
Post by: nudemacusers on August 08, 2015, 08:31:00 PM
Quote from: OnlyRegret on August 08, 2015, 05:56:02 PM
Quote from: BrandNew on August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png)

arrg, you beat me to it
a proper gentlebro would beat him too :cody