Author Topic: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs... (Read 4919 times)

D3RANG3D · « **on:** August 07, 2015, 06:44:26 PM »

So, my roommate showed one of these articles to me, I'm like this is a thing?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

http://www.queerty.com/bro-jobs-author-talks-straight-man-on-man-sex-and-repressed-homosexual-desire-20150806

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/08/06/more-straight-men-than-ever-are-giving-bro-jobs-finds-study/

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/men-giving-bro-jobs/

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Top Definition
bro job
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
by Freddie Cougar December 09, 2005

[close]

Kara · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2015, 06:46:02 PM »

Did you get a brojob out of him too?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2015, 06:48:59 PM »

What's the common phrase around here?

It's 2015, head is head.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2015, 06:54:23 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on August 07, 2015, 06:46:02 PM

Did you get a brojob out of him too?

Nah.

Quote from: Shadow Mod on August 07, 2015, 06:48:59 PM

What's the common phrase around here?

It's 2015, head is head.

I ain't judging, dudes want to bro out that's cool, It's just the I ain't gay herp derp justification.

Tasty · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2015, 07:06:34 PM »

This is really hot.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2015, 07:58:00 PM »

First I heard of it - but you know millenials, latching onto any hip thing

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2015, 07:59:53 PM »

So basically being on the down low? But adopted by white people.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2015, 08:04:48 PM »

it's just a cock, bro. a rock-hard eager cock that demands to be sucked. plus it could save your dad's life. just sayin'.

Mandark · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2015, 08:31:16 PM »

frèrellatio

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2015, 08:35:07 PM »

Sounds fake

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2015, 10:44:00 PM »

Quote

One of the primary reasons they do it, ironically, is as a way of strengthening their heterosexuality and expressing their homophobia. It’s like, “If I can stick my finger in another dude’s butt and I can make a big show of how gross I think it is, and when I’m done I can stand up, still a straight dude, totally unbroken, not a cigarillo, then I’m all the more heterosexual.”

All this time I've been laughing at liberal arts/education majors. Turns out I could have saved a lot of time, made some shit up, and topped Amazon charts

toku · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2015, 10:50:19 PM »

white dudes be gay as fuck highkey

Huff · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2015, 11:50:14 PM »

more like bore jobs, am i rite

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:09:21 AM »

Never knew I was not straight enough to stick it to a dude

chronovore · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:12:17 AM »

I thought this was going to be about Japanese fellatio.

Kara · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:17:26 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 08, 2015, 12:12:17 AM

I thought this was going to be about Japanese fellatio.

I thought it was about being a cubicle monkey for 40 years. (I assume all bros amount to nothing worthwhile.)

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:23:43 AM »

my pappy always told me it's only gay if you second knuckle deep

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2015, 03:57:35 AM »

i prefer brogina

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2015, 12:46:33 PM »

mac, phew, my old man's not gay den

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2015, 01:55:52 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on August 08, 2015, 12:46:33 PM

mac, phew, my old man's not gay den

that rule only applies to non-fisting tho

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2015, 05:56:02 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

arrg, you beat me to it

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2015, 08:31:00 PM »

Quote from: OnlyRegret on August 08, 2015, 05:56:02 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

arrg, you beat me to it

a proper gentlebro would beat him too

News:

Author Topic: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs... (Read 4919 times)