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D3RANG3D

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So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« on: August 07, 2015, 06:44:26 PM »
So, my roommate showed one of these articles to me, I'm like this is a thing?

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http://www.queerty.com/bro-jobs-author-talks-straight-man-on-man-sex-and-repressed-homosexual-desire-20150806

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/08/06/more-straight-men-than-ever-are-giving-bro-jobs-finds-study/

http://www.brobible.com/life/article/men-giving-bro-jobs/

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bro job
Oral sex between two allegedly heterosexual male friends, particular when said friends are wasted. Abbrev: brohj
"So are you, like, gay now that Ernie sucked your wang?"

"No! It was totally just a bro job. I loves the ladies."
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Kara

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2015, 06:46:02 PM »
Did you get a brojob out of him too?

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2015, 06:48:59 PM »
What's the common phrase around here?

It's 2015, head is head.

D3RANG3D

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2015, 06:54:23 PM »
Did you get a brojob out of him too?

Nah.

What's the common phrase around here?

It's 2015, head is head.

I ain't judging, dudes want to bro out that's cool, It's just the I ain't gay herp derp justification.  :stahp

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2015, 07:06:34 PM »
This is really hot.

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2015, 07:58:00 PM »
First I heard of it - but you know millenials, latching onto any hip thing
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2015, 07:59:53 PM »
So basically being on the down low? But adopted by white people.

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2015, 08:04:48 PM »
it's just a cock, bro. a rock-hard eager cock that demands to be sucked. plus it could save your dad's life. just sayin'.
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2015, 08:31:16 PM »
frèrellatio

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2015, 08:35:07 PM »
Sounds fake
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2015, 10:44:00 PM »
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One of the primary reasons they do it, ironically, is as a way of strengthening their heterosexuality and expressing their homophobia. It’s like, “If I can stick my finger in another dude’s butt and I can make a big show of how gross I think it is, and when I’m done I can stand up, still a straight dude, totally unbroken, not a cigarillo, then I’m all the more heterosexual.”

All this time I've been laughing at liberal arts/education majors. Turns out I could have saved a lot of time, made some shit up, and topped Amazon charts
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2015, 10:50:19 PM »
white dudes be gay as fuck highkey

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2015, 11:50:14 PM »
more like bore jobs, am i rite
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2015, 12:09:21 AM »
Never knew I was not straight enough to stick it to a dude

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2015, 12:12:17 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Japanese fellatio. :japancry

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2015, 12:17:26 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Japanese fellatio. :japancry

I thought it was about being a cubicle monkey for 40 years. (I assume all bros amount to nothing worthwhile.)

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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2015, 01:23:43 AM »
my pappy always told me it's only gay if you second knuckle deep :yeshrug
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2015, 03:57:35 AM »
i prefer brogina
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2015, 12:46:33 PM »
mac, phew, my old man's not gay den :whew
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Re: So...how bout those Bro-Jobs...
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2015, 01:13:10 PM »
püp

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« Reply #20 on: August 08, 2015, 01:55:52 PM »
mac, phew, my old man's not gay den :whew
that rule only applies to non-fisting tho
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« Reply #21 on: August 08, 2015, 05:56:02 PM »

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