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Title: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2015, 06:31:53 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/tp2lIRO.gif)

(http://i.imgur.com/kgJPFA7.jpg)
It is summer 2016 and the entire Bore is in Vegas for the meet up. Himuro and Devo invite the fellas to a nice dinner at a fancy restaurant. However you get stuck in an elevator with 20 well dressed, handsome Borians. The sight of so many dashing dudes makes you forget about the dinner as well as the fine ladies who invited you. Suddenly you feel like playing a silly game with the fellas. What do you do. Who do you do.
:uguu
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:36:36 PM: Only voted for myself.

Time to work on dat flexibility
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Rufus on August 10, 2015, 06:38:03 PM: Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:36:36 PM
Only voted for myself.

Time to work on dat flexibility
Never gonna happen, man.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:40:42 PM: I'm on this list and you dudes don't even know what I look like. :lol :-*
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 10, 2015, 06:43:30 PM: That only makes the 'joke' funnier. PD will be laughing so hard cum will come out his nose.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2015, 06:44:29 PM: Can I see who voted for me so I can send them a pm? :larry
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 10, 2015, 06:45:59 PM: I voted for myself because I would if I could.

edit: Joke done. Besides I really voted for myself so that I seem more popular, thus increasing the chances of getting even more brojob votes.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:46:53 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 10, 2015, 06:44:29 PM
Can I see who voted for me so I can send them a pm? :larry

:-*

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wasn't me.
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Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:48:00 PM: Quote from: Rufus on August 10, 2015, 06:38:03 PM
Quote from: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:36:36 PM
Only voted for myself.

Time to work on dat flexibility
Never gonna happen, man.

Gotta have goals in life, breh
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2015, 06:48:47 PM: Oscar
Wrath
Kara
Esch
mac
Joe
PD
BN
Deranged
Bebpo
Eel
Rahx
benji
Gundam
bork
Atra
Dufus
recursive
tiesto
beezy
Broseidon
Myself
username

In that order.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: studyguy on August 10, 2015, 06:49:40 PM: If you vote yourself does that equate to trying to autofelatiao?
Cause I couldn't manage that even if I wanted to.
:tocry
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:50:33 PM: Wow, the two actually gay men on Andy's list and they're the lowest. :ohhh :huh

I see you with that stealth edit to throw me under the bus. :-*
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nachobro on August 10, 2015, 06:50:51 PM: :(
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2015, 06:51:21 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:50:33 PM
Wow, the two actually gay men on Andy's list and they're the lowest. :ohhh :huh

What do you mean, PD's #7
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2015, 06:51:49 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:50:33 PM
I see you with that stealth edit to throw me under the bus. :-*

More like throwing you under the train :noah
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Rufus on August 10, 2015, 06:52:03 PM: CTRL+F "brob"

Tsk tsk.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Mr. Gundam on August 10, 2015, 06:54:07 PM: Three people voted for me, and I'm not one of them.

Cool.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: milchs evil twin on August 10, 2015, 06:55:45 PM: Wait a second, PD never actually defined what a BoreJob was

Gonna come around with the old switcheroo after we all committed :brazilcry

Edit: Disregard, missed the title of the poll itself.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 07:01:11 PM: Is it a glory hole type situation?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: studyguy on August 10, 2015, 07:04:48 PM: Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 07:01:11 PM
Is it a glory hole type situation?

No breaking eye contact.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Kara on August 10, 2015, 07:12:59 PM: Blowing straight dudes is gay af so I picked all the choices that were gay or bi (I think).

And Drinky's dad to find out if I could save his life.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 07:17:24 PM: Quote from: studyguy on August 10, 2015, 07:04:48 PM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 07:01:11 PM
Is it a glory hole type situation?

No breaking eye contact.

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That breaks the no momo clause therefore it's no longer a brojob. :shaq
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Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: lennedsay on August 10, 2015, 07:22:44 PM: Can't we just do a bracket?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Huff on August 10, 2015, 08:36:44 PM: First poll I've been mentioned in :aah
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: OnlyRegret on August 10, 2015, 09:03:32 PM: (http://usercontent1.hubimg.com/6853170_f520.jpg)

maybe next year
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Himu on August 10, 2015, 09:26:17 PM: :rofl
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: D3RANG3D on August 10, 2015, 09:29:00 PM: Don't feell too bad OnlyRegret, I have been here for a long ass time and it's the first time I've been on a list. :heh
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2015, 10:28:47 PM: Quote from: The Walrus on August 10, 2015, 09:56:44 PM
Who the fuck voted Stealthfan? Dude doesn't even wash his ass.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VzREty1sGyU/VUS8VbGZg9I/AAAAAAAALlM/Qk9fuorHvn0/s1600/imgbuddy.gif)
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 10, 2015, 10:36:33 PM: reads poll results :brazilcry

:yeshrug

:cody
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: king of the internet on August 10, 2015, 10:42:47 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on August 10, 2015, 06:40:42 PM
I'm on this list and you dudes don't even know what I look like. :lol :-*

A mouth is a mouth :yeshrug
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 10, 2015, 10:44:16 PM: I'm just elated to be in the running tbh
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: team filler on August 10, 2015, 10:46:49 PM: I post more than half the people on that list and yet, I'm not on it? esch even made it and he's dead(rip)... and you spelt narolfdagod's name wrong asshole!!!
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 10, 2015, 10:50:02 PM: Also lol @ Jaydubs, market regulating itself I see (http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sass2.png)
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: team filler on August 10, 2015, 11:01:34 PM: I am the donald trump of this board and I am being treated unfairly
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2015, 11:07:55 PM: You're having a hard time tonight.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 10, 2015, 11:17:14 PM: Dubya cuz I've never sucked dick and I'm probably awful at it and I have a chipped tooth to booth
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: toku on August 10, 2015, 11:23:27 PM: i know you voted for me pd how many times do I have to tell you im not interested?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 10, 2015, 11:26:08 PM: I posted my list, time for others to do the same. :hitler
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: king of the internet on August 10, 2015, 11:28:15 PM: I hate to ruin the fun but I'm not really into doing stuff dudes unless cash is involved. Like a twenty dollar minimum.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 10, 2015, 11:45:30 PM: Steve Contra
TheInfelicitousDandy
thisismyusername
spoiler (click to show/hide)
StealthFan
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Vularai
Beezy
Van Cruncheon
Van Cruncheon's Dad
Great Rumbler
nudemacusers
Stony Mason
CajoleJuice
Mary Tyler Whore
BrandKnew
am nintenho
Bebpo
Mr. Gundam
Shaka Khan
I'm a Puppy!
Tasty Meat

Basically I voted for all the black men, gay men, and the Mormon.
:hitler
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 11, 2015, 12:38:59 AM: Anyone else been thinking of these as browies?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 11, 2015, 12:51:06 AM: Why does it matter he's Arab? :smug
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 12:51:13 AM: hey their dicks may be shaped like parsnips but they're generous lovers :-[
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Kara on August 11, 2015, 12:57:50 AM: Quote from: nudemacusers on August 10, 2015, 10:36:33 PM
reads poll results :brazilcry

grass is always greener breh

like for example, now I know I have to not only get the penthouse at circus circus, but i have to get bodyguards to protect me when i eventually drink myself into blacking out :brazilcry
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: T234 on August 11, 2015, 12:58:46 AM: No TaunTaun Option, No Sale
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 01:00:03 AM: Quote from: Vularai on August 11, 2015, 12:57:50 AM
Quote from: nudemacusers on August 10, 2015, 10:36:33 PM
reads poll results :brazilcry

grass is always greener breh

like for example, now I know I have to not only get the penthouse at circus circus, but i have to get bodyguards to protect me when i eventually drink myself into blacking out :brazilcry

bodyguards? you mean they guys we pay to hold you in place? :shaq
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 01:14:46 AM: ugh just brojob and get it over with already :yuck
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 01:57:28 AM: How is JayDub not lepered yet
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Trent Dole on August 11, 2015, 02:32:03 AM: He doesn't really start threads all that often I don't think so it'd not really matter anyway. I disagree with him like 90% of the time but it's good to keep this place from being a full on socialist circle jerk don't ya think?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: seagrams hotsauce on August 11, 2015, 03:01:52 AM: ugh jk dubya i wouldnt even suck your dick if it was out of spite, u r truly awful at opinions i hate you thanks for turning this fun topic into garbage gnight u fucken nerd
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: T-Short on August 11, 2015, 05:18:48 AM: So much hate in this thread of love :'(
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2015, 09:15:57 AM: i just voted for my dad cuz if he ever agreed to go to vegas i'd know his number'd totally be up

sometimes a hero, friends

sometimes a hero
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Mupepe on August 11, 2015, 12:42:49 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on August 11, 2015, 12:14:15 AM
really PD? After sending you pics of nearly every girl I've ever banged you wouldn't do me a solid with the brojob?
Should have sent him pics of all the dudes you've ever banged, obviously.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2015, 12:47:10 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on August 11, 2015, 12:14:15 AM
really PD? After sending you pics of nearly every girl I've ever banged you wouldn't do me a solid with the brojob?

I put a lot of thought and strategy into this and I don't give brojobs to uncircumcised dicks bro, sorry. Shaka is the only exception to this rule.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 01:06:05 PM: https://medium.com/@iluvbutts247/have-you-encountered-the-softboy-7e95e2c7f3e7

Which Borean is this? :teehee
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on August 11, 2015, 02:36:51 PM: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich
1 (0.4%)

YAAAASSS I get a pity brojob
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2015, 08:44:46 PM: It sounds like you're mad you're not on my list. Do you want to know why I didn't want to give you a brojob bro? Your anger issues. I want to give brojobs to people who can perform. Research has shown that stress and anger have negative effects on erectile strength as well as loads. Chill out and maybe in three months I can reevaluate whether I want to suck your dick or not, bro.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: studyguy on August 11, 2015, 09:03:52 PM: I didn't realize this was an all you can eat affair of dicks.
As in multiple choice poll.

I just picked one, I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse considering I have to focus on an individual choice vs a wall of dicks.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: lennedsay on August 11, 2015, 09:09:26 PM: ITT feelings were caught
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 09:15:17 PM: i wanna know which 12 of you want to suck me off.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Mandark on August 11, 2015, 09:27:04 PM: I wanna know who has enough free time that they picked Kara.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 11, 2015, 09:33:06 PM: The female version of this I guess is we choose who'd we want to watch together doing brojobs on the surveillance footage or whatevs?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 09:35:59 PM: Quote from: The Walrus on August 11, 2015, 07:38:19 PM
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

My tastes are very... singular. PD wouldn't understand.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 09:36:05 PM: brojobs are a sacred ryte between men. please keep the gynocracy far away :bolo
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 09:39:19 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 09:15:17 PM
i wanna know which 12 of you want to suck me off.

(http://media.giphy.com/media/luUmmUxZWfOXC/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Shadow Mod on August 11, 2015, 09:39:36 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 09:36:05 PM
brojobs are a sacred ryte between men. please keep the gynocracy far away :bolo

FOH we should at least be able to watch.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 09:47:47 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2015, 08:44:46 PM
It sounds like you're mad you're not on my list. Do you want to know why I didn't want to give you a brojob bro? Your anger issues. I want to give brojobs to people who can perform. Research has shown that stress and anger have negative effects on erectile strength as well as loads. Chill out and maybe in three months I can reevaluate whether I want to suck your dick or not, bro.

Pretty damn sad that PD has higher standards than I do. :goty2
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 10:17:17 PM: Walrus liking my posts is weird and strangely arousing :goty2
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: thisismyusername on August 11, 2015, 10:20:29 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 11, 2015, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on August 11, 2015, 07:38:19 PM
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

My tastes are very... singular. PD wouldn't understand.

So show us.

Quote from: The Walrus on August 11, 2015, 07:38:19 PM
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

As if he hasn't already done that. :gurl :comeon

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I totally kid.
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Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: chronovore on August 11, 2015, 10:54:52 PM: Quote from: Shadow Mod on August 11, 2015, 09:33:06 PM
The female version of this I guess is we choose who'd we want to watch together doing brojobs on the surveillance footage or whatevs?

It's a Vegas elevator, so of course there is a security feed. The twelve guys who suck off Nudemacusers commit an Ocean's Eleven-like heist to retrieve the tapes for Las Boritas.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 11:12:47 PM: whoa, i'm way too old to get sucked off twelve times in an elevator. i'll fall asleep after #3.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 11, 2015, 11:18:45 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on August 11, 2015, 10:20:29 PM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 11, 2015, 09:35:59 PM
Quote from: The Walrus on August 11, 2015, 07:38:19 PM
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

My tastes are very... singular. PD wouldn't understand.

So show us.

Yeah..?
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Mandark on August 11, 2015, 11:27:55 PM: There's already a thread (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=43388.0)where people can revel in their bizarre, shameful fetishes.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: nudemacusers on August 11, 2015, 11:33:16 PM: was expecting a link to the gaf thread tbh
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 11, 2015, 11:53:32 PM: i realized that i passed a chance to have jaydubya abort some human life in my mouth, and frankly that's hott as fukk

:phil
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Kara on August 12, 2015, 02:16:49 AM: Quote from: Mandark on August 11, 2015, 09:27:04 PM
I wanna know who has enough free time that they picked Kara.

It's 2015, head isn't head.

(http://i.imgur.com/p3h5JgW.gif)
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: toku on August 12, 2015, 02:55:37 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 11, 2015, 01:06:05 PM
https://medium.com/@iluvbutts247/have-you-encountered-the-softboy-7e95e2c7f3e7

Which Borean is this? :teehee

might be or have been
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Cheddahz on August 12, 2015, 10:56:10 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on August 11, 2015, 01:06:05 PM
https://medium.com/@iluvbutts247/have-you-encountered-the-softboy-7e95e2c7f3e7

Which Borean is this? :teehee
oops
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 12, 2015, 11:05:44 AM: Quote
The Softboy does not necessarily have a soft body. In fact he is often wiry and angular.

However: the heavier the Softboy, the thicker the beard.

:ohhh
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Steve Contra on August 12, 2015, 11:08:07 AM: 8 people aint bad, I can live with this :larry
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: CatsCatsCats on August 12, 2015, 12:18:14 PM: Don't worry, we'll egg you on *rimshot*
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Van Cruncheon on August 13, 2015, 11:54:58 AM: and i say -- and god agrees -- that human life starts with individual rna strands, you fuckin' murderer.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 13, 2015, 01:19:02 PM: This is a serious dialogue about who's dick you would suck, not an abortion debate.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 13, 2015, 03:32:37 PM: Well as long as I don't have to taste it it should be fine.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 14, 2015, 12:58:51 AM: I'd do all of you.

Except BrandNew. Screw that guy.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: Tasty on August 14, 2015, 01:20:45 AM: Quote from: The Walrus on August 14, 2015, 01:12:32 AM
Esch is pretty hung, Andrex. I came across this video of him getting a happy ending massage and was quite surprised:

:nsfw

spoiler (click to show/hide)
http://www.xvideos.com/video8606588/lingam_massage_indian (http://www.xvideos.com/video8606588/lingam_massage_indian)
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Lol it doesn't even look real.
Title: Re: Official BoreJob Standings
Post by: thisismyusername on August 14, 2015, 01:33:06 AM: Quote from: The Walrus on August 14, 2015, 01:12:32 AM
Esch is pretty hung, Andrex. I came across this video of him getting a happy ending massage and was quite surprised:

:nsfw

:beli Making me think that was true
spoiler (click to show/hide)
You didn't but I clicked anyway. :beli
[close]

Someday I'll see Esch's dick. :beli

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 11, 2015, 12:47:10 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on August 11, 2015, 12:14:15 AM
really PD? After sending you pics of nearly every girl I've ever banged you wouldn't do me a solid with the brojob?

I put a lot of thought and strategy into this and I don't give brojobs to uncircumcised dicks bro, sorry. Shaka is the only exception to this rule.

Fine with me, more for me. :drool