Poll

Which twenty Borians would you bless with a brojob

Steve Contra
8 (3%)
TheInfelicitousDandy
7 (2.6%)
chronovore
8 (3%)
Rufus
2 (0.7%)
Dufus
3 (1.1%)
thisismyusername
6 (2.2%)
The Walrus
2 (0.7%)
jakefromstatefarm
4 (1.5%)
Phoenix Dark
8 (3%)
StealthFan
2 (0.7%)
studyguy
1 (0.4%)
toku
2 (0.7%)
archie4208
1 (0.4%)
Vularai
8 (3%)
tiesto
1 (0.4%)
Joe Molotov
7 (2.6%)
Demi
6 (2.2%)
Human Snorenado
4 (1.5%)
Beezy
4 (1.5%)
Atramental
2 (0.7%)
Van Cruncheon
9 (3.4%)
Van Cruncheon's Dad
7 (2.6%)
Tasty Meat
5 (1.9%)
G The Resurrected
0 (0%)
Roxy
1 (0.4%)
Great Rumbler
4 (1.5%)
fistfulofmetal
2 (0.7%)
nudemacusers
12 (4.5%)
Esch
9 (3.4%)
Stony Mason
5 (1.9%)
CajoleJuice
4 (1.5%)
Mary Tyler Whore
4 (1.5%)
WRATH VICE™
3 (1.1%)
D3RANG3D
2 (0.7%)
Positive Touch
2 (0.7%)
BrandKnew
5 (1.9%)
mormapope
1 (0.4%)
Broseidon
4 (1.5%)
am nintenho
2 (0.7%)
Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich
1 (0.4%)
bork laser
3 (1.1%)
Bebpo
5 (1.9%)
Mr. Gundam
5 (1.9%)
Shaka Khan
10 (3.7%)
I'm a Puppy!
2 (0.7%)
Rman
2 (0.7%)
Barry Egan
1 (0.4%)
Mamacint
1 (0.4%)
Mandark
2 (0.7%)
benjipwns
3 (1.1%)
ToxicAdam
3 (1.1%)
Premium Lager
3 (1.1%)
bluemax
1 (0.4%)
VomKriege
2 (0.7%)
Rahxephon91
2 (0.7%)
Boogie
1 (0.4%)
Oblivion
1 (0.4%)
Am_I_Anonymous
3 (1.1%)
Mupepe
6 (2.2%)
T234
2 (0.7%)
Eel O'Brian
4 (1.5%)
JayDubya
0 (0%)
Huff
2 (0.7%)
seagrams hotsauce
2 (0.7%)
Bobby Doucher
5 (1.9%)
CatsCatsCats
2 (0.7%)
Brehvolution
2 (0.7%)
dkdk
2 (0.7%)
Howard Alan Treesong
2 (0.7%)
king of the internet
6 (2.2%)
milchs evil twin
3 (1.1%)
Hyoushi
4 (1.5%)
recursivelyenumerable
3 (1.1%)
NARLOFF
4 (1.5%)

Total Members Voted: 30

Author Topic: Official BoreJob Standings  (Read 13704 times)

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Mandark

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #60 on: August 11, 2015, 09:27:04 PM »
I wanna know who has enough free time that they picked Kara.

Shadow Mod

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #61 on: August 11, 2015, 09:33:06 PM »
The female version of this I guess is we choose who'd we want to watch together doing brojobs on the surveillance footage or whatevs?

Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #62 on: August 11, 2015, 09:35:59 PM »
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

My tastes are very... singular. PD wouldn't understand.

nudemacusers

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #63 on: August 11, 2015, 09:36:05 PM »
brojobs are a sacred ryte between men. please keep the gynocracy far away :bolo
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Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #64 on: August 11, 2015, 09:39:19 PM »
i wanna know which 12 of you want to suck me off.


Shadow Mod

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #65 on: August 11, 2015, 09:39:36 PM »
brojobs are a sacred ryte between men. please keep the gynocracy far away :bolo

FOH we should at least be able to watch.

Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #66 on: August 11, 2015, 09:47:47 PM »
It sounds like you're mad you're not on my list. Do you want to know why I didn't want to give you a brojob bro? Your anger issues. I want to give brojobs to people who can perform. Research has shown that stress and anger have negative effects on erectile strength as well as loads. Chill out and maybe in three months I can reevaluate whether I want to suck your dick or not, bro.

Pretty damn sad that PD has higher standards than I do. :goty2

Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #67 on: August 11, 2015, 10:17:17 PM »
Walrus liking my posts is weird and strangely arousing :goty2

thisismyusername

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #68 on: August 11, 2015, 10:20:29 PM »
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

My tastes are very... singular. PD wouldn't understand.

So show us.

By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

As if he hasn't already done that. :gurl :comeon

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chronovore

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #69 on: August 11, 2015, 10:54:52 PM »
The female version of this I guess is we choose who'd we want to watch together doing brojobs on the surveillance footage or whatevs?

It's a Vegas elevator, so of course there is a security feed. The twelve guys who suck off Nudemacusers commit an Ocean's Eleven-like heist to retrieve the tapes for Las Boritas.

nudemacusers

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #70 on: August 11, 2015, 11:12:47 PM »
whoa, i'm way too old to get sucked off twelve times in an elevator. i'll fall asleep after #3.
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Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #71 on: August 11, 2015, 11:18:45 PM »
By this time next year PD will be swapping gay porn recs with Zephyr, Andrex and username.

My tastes are very... singular. PD wouldn't understand.

So show us.

Yeah..?

Mandark

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #72 on: August 11, 2015, 11:27:55 PM »
There's already a thread where people can revel in their bizarre, shameful fetishes.

nudemacusers

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #73 on: August 11, 2015, 11:33:16 PM »
was expecting a link to the gaf thread tbh
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #74 on: August 11, 2015, 11:53:32 PM »
i realized that i passed a chance to have jaydubya abort some human life in my mouth, and frankly that's hott as fukk

:phil
duc

Kara

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #75 on: August 12, 2015, 02:16:49 AM »
I wanna know who has enough free time that they picked Kara.

It's 2015, head isn't head.


toku

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Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #78 on: August 12, 2015, 11:05:44 AM »
Quote
The Softboy does not necessarily have a soft body. In fact he is often wiry and angular.

However: the heavier the Softboy, the thicker the beard.

:ohhh

Steve Contra

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #79 on: August 12, 2015, 11:08:07 AM »
8 people aint bad, I can live with this :larry
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CatsCatsCats

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #80 on: August 12, 2015, 12:18:14 PM »
Don't worry, we'll egg you on *rimshot*

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #81 on: August 13, 2015, 11:54:58 AM »
and i say -- and god agrees -- that human life starts with individual rna strands, you fuckin' murderer.
duc

Phoenix Dark

  • I got no game it's just some bitches understand my story
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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #82 on: August 13, 2015, 01:19:02 PM »
This is a serious dialogue about who's dick you would suck, not an abortion debate.
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Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #83 on: August 13, 2015, 03:32:37 PM »
Well as long as I don't have to taste it it should be fine.

I'm a Puppy!

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #84 on: August 14, 2015, 12:58:51 AM »
I'd do all of you.

Except BrandNew. Screw that guy.
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Tasty

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #85 on: August 14, 2015, 01:20:45 AM »
Esch is pretty hung, Andrex. I came across this video of him getting a happy ending massage and was quite surprised:

 :nsfw


Lol it doesn't even look real.

thisismyusername

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Re: Official BoreJob Standings
« Reply #86 on: August 14, 2015, 01:33:06 AM »
Esch is pretty hung, Andrex. I came across this video of him getting a happy ending massage and was quite surprised:

 :nsfw

:beli Making me think that was true
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You didn't but I clicked anyway. :beli
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Someday I'll see Esch's dick. :beli


really PD? After sending you pics of nearly every girl I've ever banged you wouldn't do me a solid with the brojob?

I put a lot of thought and strategy into this and I don't give brojobs to uncircumcised dicks bro, sorry. Shaka is the only exception to this rule.

Fine with me, more for me. :drool