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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2015, 01:38:11 PM »
It'll be alright. You can survive this.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2015, 01:39:55 PM »
Get over it. it's 2015

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2015, 01:43:53 PM »
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2015, 01:44:10 PM »
Ya its time to give this up.  It aint going to happen.  Maybe talk to a therapist. 
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2015, 01:47:13 PM »
:umad at Shenmue fans who think anything is going to happen

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2015, 02:00:41 PM »
RYO CAN'T BE TRAPPED IN THAT CAVE FOREVER

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2015, 02:06:11 PM »
The Shenmue fans on gaf are so fucking delusional :rofl

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2015, 02:08:35 PM »
fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2015, 02:09:17 PM »
RYO CAN'T BE TRAPPED IN THAT CAVE FOREVER
Man, that ending. I've played that recently for the first time. What a way to end something you know isn't going to continue.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2015, 02:10:12 PM »
fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

The problem is that you think we all expect a sequel. I personally do not expect it. However, I would LIKE an HD collection, but even I'm not expecting anything.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2015, 02:11:26 PM »
no one bought the games the first time around so....
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2015, 02:13:43 PM »
Actually 1 sold 1 million, which I'm pretty sure is more than Lunar, which has had multiple ports.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2015, 02:15:34 PM »
Seriously though, I have no idea what's wrong with some of these people. Yu put up a teaser image with a big III on it in some theater for a presentation, and it was a fucking huge troll :rofl Nothing came about of it of course, but even after that, these people STILL think when he posts something that hints at something that it's a confirmation. :rofl

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2015, 02:16:06 PM »
fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

We got an MMO and an appearance in a mascot cart racing game. :smug

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2015, 02:25:37 PM »
Real talk, I don't expect Shenmue III to ever be made and I'm fine with that. What I want is an HD Collection in 1080p, Japanese voices, Passport esque models, and modern lighting. Since Sony helped revive Grim Fandango for a new release - an overbudget game that bombed in 1998 and formed a cult fanbase - it's not impossible given Yu's recent relationship with Sony.

However, the problem is EXPECTING that to happen. It'd kick ass and would totally nice if it did happen, but expecting it? :rofl

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2015, 02:29:08 PM »
Vularai :lawd

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2015, 04:09:39 PM »
Actually 1 sold 1 million, which I'm pretty sure is more than Lunar, which has had multiple ports.

 :sabu these tears

lunar didn't cost seventy million to make and it wasn't met with severe backlash upon release
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2015, 04:12:23 PM »
People have to give a shit in order for there to be a backlash. A Working Delays Sega CD game is the height of irrelevance.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2015, 04:18:53 PM »
these feelings :rejoice

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2015, 04:18:56 PM »
:damn Vularai

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2015, 04:22:06 PM »
Seriously though, I have no idea what's wrong with some of these people. Yu put up a teaser image with a big III on it in some theater for a presentation, and it was a fucking huge troll :rofl Nothing came about of it of course, but even after that, these people STILL think when he posts something that hints at something that it's a confirmation. :rofl
You'd think after that Mega 64 video he was involved in people would know better. :lol
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2015, 04:22:27 PM »
Seriously though, I have no idea what's wrong with some of these people. Yu put up a teaser image with a big III on it in some theater for a presentation, and it was a fucking huge troll :rofl Nothing came about of it of course, but even after that, these people STILL think when he posts something that hints at something that it's a confirmation. :rofl
You'd think after that Mega 64 video he was involved in people would know better. :lol

:rofl

I forgot about that :dead

Yu is the master troll :rejoice

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #23 on: June 15, 2015, 04:28:34 PM »


Better than anything Sega could crap out today.
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #24 on: June 15, 2015, 04:30:42 PM »
Shut up, Andy. Is it still real to you? :brazilcry


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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2015, 04:32:27 PM »
It's a good thing I only stan popular, long-running game series. :aah

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Though I still want a new House of the Dead. Sega plz
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2015, 04:33:49 PM »
You also stan the the least popular console since the dreamcast

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2015, 04:41:22 PM »
I don't care, it's already got better games than the Dreamcast and still has at least a year of life left. :umad
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #28 on: June 15, 2015, 04:51:28 PM »
Wrong.
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #29 on: June 15, 2015, 05:03:43 PM »
I don't care, it's already got better games than the Dreamcast and still has at least a year of life left. :umad



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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2015, 05:29:50 PM »
E3 is so exciting that we're fighting the 16 bit console war again.
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2015, 05:33:48 PM »
Check the meta breh  :hitler
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2015, 05:51:01 PM »
E3 is so exciting that we're fighting the 16 bit console war again.

For some of us it never ended. :goty2

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2015, 08:07:42 PM »
I don't care, it's already got better games than the Dreamcast and still has at least a year of life left. :umad
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2015, 08:11:15 PM »
For the record I didn't even start this, Himu gonna Himu lol.
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2015, 08:25:25 PM »
E3 is so exciting that we're fighting the 16 bit console war again.

For some of us it never ended. :goty2

Still living in the Sega vault, eh? :hitler

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2015, 08:40:51 PM »
I make Andy look like Stoney Mason. :brazilcry

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2015, 08:43:55 PM »
For the record I didn't even start this, Himu gonna Himu lol.

You can't say you posted a 1:50 minute video and say it will be better than anything sega will crap out today, in some fanboy-ish hilarity, and say,"that person started" :dead

Admit it, it's real to you Andy.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #38 on: June 15, 2015, 08:53:41 PM »
For the record I didn't even start this, Himu gonna Himu lol.

You can't say you posted a 1:50 minute video and say it will be better than anything sega will crap out today, in some fanboy-ish hilarity, and say,"that person started" :dead

You guys brought up Mega64, I just posted the vid for context. And is what I said about modern Sega really in dispute? :comeon Gurl. :gurl

Admit it, it's real to you Andy.

You keep saying that but I don't think either of us knows what it means in such a context.
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #39 on: June 15, 2015, 08:55:49 PM »
Modern Sega is a successful PC publisher. :gaben

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #40 on: June 15, 2015, 09:19:18 PM »
I fucking hate this fanbase.

They're fucking stupid. It makes me wish I wasn't a Shenmue fan because they're so fucking DUMB.

http://www.shenmuedojo.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=48&t=47611&start=195#p1086881

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #41 on: June 15, 2015, 09:51:40 PM »
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #42 on: June 15, 2015, 09:58:40 PM »
Vularai, hold me.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #43 on: June 15, 2015, 09:59:50 PM »
Himu remember this day.  Life will only be down hill from now on. 
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #44 on: June 15, 2015, 10:00:06 PM »
Bluffing time.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

You will never get a new Lunar. No one gives a shit.

You will never get a new Mega Man Legends, no one gives a shit.

God. :rejoice

Now I can finally bask in crow tears. :rejoice


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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #45 on: June 15, 2015, 10:00:50 PM »
Bluffing time.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

You will never get a new Lunar. No one gives a shit.

You will never get a new Mega Man Legends, no one gives a shit.

God. :rejoice

Now I can finally bask in crow tears. :rejoice



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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #46 on: June 15, 2015, 10:00:53 PM »
$10,000 for the original jacket.  only 1 available.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #47 on: June 15, 2015, 10:00:55 PM »
I will never get an actual Phantasy Star V

:tocry
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #48 on: June 15, 2015, 10:02:59 PM »
I'm going to enjoy this.

I will never get an actual Phantasy Star V

:tocry

You will never get a Shining Force 5.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #49 on: June 15, 2015, 10:03:10 PM »
fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #50 on: June 15, 2015, 10:04:13 PM »
fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #51 on: June 15, 2015, 10:04:25 PM »
fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

fuck is wrong with Shenmue fans? like I love Lunar and Mega Man Legends but when you hit the 15 year mark with no sign of a sequel is time to let go and move on.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #52 on: June 15, 2015, 10:04:44 PM »
I'm going to enjoy this.

I will never get an actual Phantasy Star V

:tocry

You will never get a Shining Force 5.

Phantasy Star was always the better series. But, yeah. Never getting either.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #53 on: June 15, 2015, 10:04:57 PM »
:rofl :umad :rofl

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #54 on: June 15, 2015, 10:05:45 PM »
In good news tho, the chances of Shenmue 3 sucking as bad as the first two games is roughly 100%, so this just means MORE trolling, really

:gladbron
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Re: Shenmue E3 thread of disappointment
« Reply #55 on: June 15, 2015, 10:06:09 PM »
Read this statement.


People have to give a shit in order for there to be a backlash. A Working Delays Sega CD game is the height of irrelevance.

Then read it again.

Get a good whiff.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #56 on: June 15, 2015, 10:06:24 PM »
 :umad
 :umad
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 :umad
 :umad :umad :umad :miyamoto

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #57 on: June 15, 2015, 10:07:12 PM »
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M GONNA TROLL YOU FUCKS SO HARD JUST WAIT
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2015, 10:08:12 PM »
this is by far the worst e3 ever in history
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #59 on: June 15, 2015, 10:08:54 PM »
This is the greatest E3 of all time :rejoice