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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #60 on: June 15, 2015, 10:10:55 PM »
I'm calling up triumph for an emergency meeting so we can regroup and refocus our strategies
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #61 on: June 15, 2015, 10:10:58 PM »
This has me so fucking happy and emotional I may just buy a PS4 to give Sony a big thank you.

Buy me one too bby  :-*

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #62 on: June 15, 2015, 10:13:09 PM »
already $200k funded

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #63 on: June 15, 2015, 10:13:43 PM »
Guys, go to the Dojo. We deserve this. :tocry

http://www.shenmuedojo.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=47619
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #64 on: June 15, 2015, 10:15:23 PM »
Can someone tell me why a multi-million dollar company like Sony is using KS?

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #65 on: June 15, 2015, 10:16:14 PM »
Can someone tell me why a multi-million dollar company like Sony is using KS?

Because they don't want to be on the hook for the entire budget on this turkey.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2015, 10:17:03 PM »

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2015, 10:17:09 PM »
Can someone tell me why a multi-million dollar company like Sony is using KS?

assess demand, maybe.  the IGA castlevania kickstarter was something like that.

now $350k+

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2015, 10:18:51 PM »
Can someone tell me why a multi-million dollar company like Sony is using KS?

Because why take risks when you don't have to?
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #69 on: June 15, 2015, 10:20:08 PM »
Just seem a bit shady for KS for letting multinationals use it.

What's next, Kickstarting Oreo flavors?

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #70 on: June 15, 2015, 10:20:17 PM »
Can someone tell me why a multi-million dollar company like Sony is using KS?

Because why take risks when you don't have to?

Clearly.

300+k :whew

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #71 on: June 15, 2015, 10:20:30 PM »
Prepare for giggles and laughs from Shenmue fan disappointment! STRAP IN.

That egg on your face, bae.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #72 on: June 15, 2015, 10:20:38 PM »
18% funded.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #73 on: June 15, 2015, 10:21:50 PM »
Anyone know if they're going to remake 1 and 2? Seems odd to not announce that as well.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #74 on: June 15, 2015, 10:22:10 PM »
In.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #75 on: June 15, 2015, 10:22:26 PM »
This project will only be funded if at least $2,000,000 is pledged by Fri, Jul 17 2015 9:51 PM EDT.

The perfect birthday present  :lawd

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #76 on: June 15, 2015, 10:22:46 PM »
OMG Andy you beautiful fucker.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #77 on: June 15, 2015, 10:23:56 PM »
Anyone know if they're going to remake 1 and 2? Seems odd to not announce that as well.

Probably not. At best you'll get an "HD" treatment, which would probably be the best move for them: Uprez the assets to the best you can, then throw them out the door for quick bucks.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #78 on: June 15, 2015, 10:24:05 PM »
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #79 on: June 15, 2015, 10:24:38 PM »
In.

http://i.imgur.com/TGia14G.png

But you're not going to play either version, yeah? Pledge the PC version and give me? :uguu

Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #80 on: June 15, 2015, 10:25:30 PM »
Anyone know if they're going to remake 1 and 2? Seems odd to not announce that as well.

Probably not. At best you'll get an "HD" treatment, which would probably be the best move for them: Uprez the assets to the best you can, then throw them out the door for quick bucks.

Like I said, I'm really rooting for 1+2 with Passport disc models and modern lighting. Maybe they could crib III's lighting system for the remakes?
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #81 on: June 15, 2015, 10:26:07 PM »
First stretch goal is "recaps" of Shenmue 1 and 2. Probably cutscenes and stuff.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #82 on: June 15, 2015, 10:26:50 PM »
In.

http://i.imgur.com/TGia14G.png

But you're not going to play either version, yeah? Pledge the PC version and give me? :uguu

Pledge $30 and get your own copy you cheap slut.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #83 on: June 15, 2015, 10:28:45 PM »
25% funded.
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #84 on: June 15, 2015, 10:31:00 PM »
TONIGHT THERE IS ONLY GAME.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #85 on: June 15, 2015, 10:31:53 PM »
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #87 on: June 15, 2015, 10:36:09 PM »
They really do look silly now, don't they?

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #88 on: June 15, 2015, 10:36:12 PM »
Watch Shenmue 3 crush all naysayers.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #89 on: June 15, 2015, 10:37:06 PM »
In.

http://i.imgur.com/TGia14G.png

But you're not going to play either version, yeah? Pledge the PC version and give me? :uguu

Pledge $30 and get your own copy you cheap slut.

Why do that when we both know you're not going to buy it to play on either platform? :uguu

Kara

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #90 on: June 15, 2015, 10:39:26 PM »
Jimbo PM your name so I can pledge $100 and get your name in the credits.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #91 on: June 15, 2015, 10:45:05 PM »
In.

http://i.imgur.com/TGia14G.png

But you're not going to play either version, yeah? Pledge the PC version and give me? :uguu

Pledge $30 and get your own copy you cheap slut.

Why do that when we both know you're not going to buy it to play on either platform? :uguu

I'll probably have a good PC by then.

Jimbo PM your name so I can pledge $100 and get your name in the credits.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #92 on: June 15, 2015, 10:47:31 PM »
Jimbo PM your name so I can pledge $100 and get your name in the credits.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #93 on: June 15, 2015, 10:47:48 PM »
I'll probably have a good PC by then.

:bolo We'll see. If not... :ufup :bolo :comeon

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #94 on: June 15, 2015, 10:48:37 PM »
694K already. :lawd

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #95 on: June 15, 2015, 10:48:37 PM »


:rejoice

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #96 on: June 15, 2015, 10:49:09 PM »
I should probably play the first two before this comes out lol.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #97 on: June 15, 2015, 10:53:15 PM »
37% funded.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #98 on: June 15, 2015, 10:54:55 PM »
Worst E3 ever
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #99 on: June 15, 2015, 10:55:39 PM »
Worst E3 ever

Don't worry man, Animal Crossing Wii U might be announced tomorrow too.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2015, 10:58:35 PM »
What the a 2 day KS? Yeah this is a blatant pr thing. If they ran the standard 30 days or whatever they could probably out raise Iga.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2015, 10:59:29 PM »
What the a 2 day KS? Yeah this is a blatant pr thing. If they ran the standard 30 days or whatever they could probably out raise Iga.

:huh

? It's 31 days to go, breh.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #103 on: June 15, 2015, 11:00:26 PM »
I just realized someone is going to make a NAOMI mod for this that recreates the aesthetic of the original games. :lawd

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #104 on: June 15, 2015, 11:00:33 PM »

I find that they haven't aged well at all.......


How?
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #105 on: June 15, 2015, 11:02:01 PM »
Nothing gives me life more than looking back at how foolish Himu was.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #106 on: June 15, 2015, 11:02:14 PM »

I find that they haven't aged well at all.......


How?

...they sucked to begin with?
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #107 on: June 15, 2015, 11:02:39 PM »
I can't imagine this'll have the same kind of gameplay as the old ones bc how can you do a full open world game on a limited budget.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #108 on: June 15, 2015, 11:02:59 PM »
Bought Ryo's jacket

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #109 on: June 15, 2015, 11:03:23 PM »
Bought Ryo's jacket

Pic or didn't happen.

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #110 on: June 15, 2015, 11:04:03 PM »
Nothing gives me life more than looking back at how foolish Himu was.

To be fair to her, though: Did anyone expect this?

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #111 on: June 15, 2015, 11:04:53 PM »
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Cindi Mayweather

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #112 on: June 15, 2015, 11:05:03 PM »
Nothing gives me life more than looking back at how foolish Himu was.

You don't have to be like that. I never expected III to ever happen.

At most I have expected an HD release, and that is what I have clamored for years. My post history backs that up.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #113 on: June 15, 2015, 11:05:30 PM »
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #114 on: June 15, 2015, 11:06:04 PM »
Nothing gives me life more than looking back at how foolish Himu was.

You don't have to be like that. I never expected III to ever happen.

At most I have expected an HD release, and that is what I have clamored for years. My post history backs that up.

But this should be a lesson in never saying never. Now apologize to every Shenmue fan you had their dreams crushed.
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #115 on: June 15, 2015, 11:06:25 PM »
Nothing gives me life more than looking back at how foolish Himu was.

To be fair to her, though: Did anyone expect this?

I ALWAYS BELIEVED HE'D GET OUT OF THAT CAVE :tocry

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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #116 on: June 15, 2015, 11:06:46 PM »
It should be for sure. Now to play Shenmue II! :punch
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #117 on: June 15, 2015, 11:10:39 PM »
Hey himu

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« Reply #118 on: June 15, 2015, 11:11:10 PM »
Why can't I pledge for a physical PS4 copy?
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Re: The REAL Shenmue III thread
« Reply #119 on: June 15, 2015, 11:12:22 PM »
I just realized this is going to have Steam cards. :lawd