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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 10:01:42 AM

Title: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 10:01:42 AM
Put my boot up someone's ass.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2015, 10:04:22 AM
I forgot. :usacry :fbm
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 11, 2015, 10:13:27 AM
Glared at my convenience store owner for a few extra seconds.

Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Take My Breh Away on September 11, 2015, 10:20:02 AM
Cursed the French
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on September 11, 2015, 10:34:15 AM
Looked at the best by date on the chicken in the fridge, then checked todays date on the phone
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: demi on September 11, 2015, 11:10:37 AM
Had my wife wrap the comforter around her head and fucked her in the ass
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: demi on September 11, 2015, 11:11:35 AM
Maybe that's too 9/11. I'm sorry. We played parcheezi instead.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: octopushover on September 11, 2015, 11:13:24 AM
sold a bunch of merchandise profiting off of a national tragedy  :usacry
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: ToxicAdam on September 11, 2015, 11:20:34 AM
I melted steel with jet fuel.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:hans1
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Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Positive Touch on September 11, 2015, 11:35:10 AM
resisted the VERY STRONG urge to go into work and wish everybody a happy 9/11
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Brehvolution on September 11, 2015, 11:59:13 AM
I read My Pet Goat again.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on September 11, 2015, 12:20:44 PM
Unassumingly went about my business while scheming.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 11, 2015, 12:21:42 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ykLn8uS.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 11, 2015, 12:54:51 PM
Jerked off to some boring vanilla porn
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Trent Dole on September 11, 2015, 01:02:24 PM
linked tribute.wmv
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l207/fgsfdsfargeg/hulk911jk8.jpg)
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l207/fgsfdsfargeg/dayo11_zpsuxucngbh.jpg)
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:teehee
Nah seriously I got/had family at the pentagon and we didn't know for a bit. They were ok.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 11, 2015, 01:24:54 PM
It grad orientation day today, so I eyed a bunch of brown people and wondered why they are here. 
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: tiesto on September 11, 2015, 03:01:45 PM
Rapidly scrolled down on my facebook feed past a million "911 NEVAR FORGET!*(!!&*@!#*!@#^!@#*&" posts from all my fellow NYers.

Probably going out for some Afghan food tonight though.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: thisismyusername on September 11, 2015, 03:05:45 PM
Quote from: demi on September 11, 2015, 11:10:37 AM
Had my wife wrap the comforter around her head and fucked her in the ass

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 10:01:42 AM
Put my boot up someone's ass.

Damn, fat bois, you kinky.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Reb on September 11, 2015, 03:10:51 PM
Yelled out: "IT'S 9:11!" at that specific time this morning.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Sausage on September 11, 2015, 03:24:29 PM
https://twitter.com/FLGunSupply/status/641702739769229312
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2015, 04:18:21 PM
Just realized there was a memo in my email from 4 days ago that I didn't read.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 04:22:04 PM
Quote from: Sausage on September 11, 2015, 03:24:29 PM
https://twitter.com/FLGunSupply/status/641702739769229312

Well, not gonna top that.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on September 11, 2015, 04:32:30 PM
I whined about bad stuff that happened to me over a decade ago.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Steve Contra on September 11, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
Tvc told me he got a concussion right before 9/11 and he literally can't remember 9/11 #alwaysforget
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 05:02:22 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on September 11, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
Tvc told me he got a concussion right before 9/11 and he literally can't remember 9/11 #alwaysforget

Suspicious day for that to happen.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Steve Contra on September 11, 2015, 05:07:07 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 05:02:22 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on September 11, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
Tvc told me he got a concussion right before 9/11 and he literally can't remember 9/11 #alwaysforget

Suspicious day for that to happen.
You think I should start asking him what he knows about the melting point of steel?
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Yeti on September 11, 2015, 10:18:23 PM
Wondered why flags were being flown at half mast for a split second before remembering "Oh yeah, it's the eleventh."
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on September 11, 2015, 10:25:43 PM
wished two different people happy birthday.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM
read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates :gurl
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 11, 2015, 11:54:47 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COq_32iUkAAgmbw.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Tasty on September 12, 2015, 12:01:16 AM
I killed 2,996 people.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on September 12, 2015, 01:06:05 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 12, 2015, 12:01:16 AM
I killed 2,996 people.

Gametes aren't people. :wag
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Mandark on September 12, 2015, 01:33:19 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM
read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates :gurl

From my FB feed:

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/1005502_722103127815783_1816338816_n.jpg?oh=f69b5eb3bb2bdb272cd89d105404cd28&oe=566EE983)
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Samson Manhug on September 12, 2015, 01:39:38 AM
Surely that's a troll? 15-1=?
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Kara on September 12, 2015, 01:54:06 AM
OT: I'm currently working on my masterpiece and today's episode was about forgetting about something else that happened on 9/11 because it's a post-ironic tour de force full of fresh ideas.

I also retroactively applied numerology to the n and 11 events and brands that comprised the episode to give some meaning to something that was topically meaningless.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: king of the internet on September 12, 2015, 02:50:29 AM
Realized my post-9/11 life is now longer than my pre-9/11 life  :ohhh
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Rufus on September 12, 2015, 08:39:03 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on September 12, 2015, 02:50:29 AM
Realized my post-9/11 life is now longer than my pre-9/11 life  :ohhh
You count the years where you weren't aware of your own mortality? Pff.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Tasty on September 12, 2015, 11:41:54 AM
Quote from: Kara on September 12, 2015, 01:06:05 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 12, 2015, 12:01:16 AM
I killed 2,996 people.

Gametes aren't people. :wag

:dead
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 12, 2015, 11:42:22 AM
Quote from: king of the internet on September 12, 2015, 02:50:29 AM
Realized my post-9/11 life is now longer than my pre-9/11 life  :ohhh

O god.  Fly a plane into me now. 
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on September 12, 2015, 01:07:35 PM
ruined someone else's date.
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2015, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Mandark on September 12, 2015, 01:33:19 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM
read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates :gurl

From my FB feed:

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/1005502_722103127815783_1816338816_n.jpg?oh=f69b5eb3bb2bdb272cd89d105404cd28&oe=566EE983)

Wasn't it dubya that was the big Saudi supporter?

 :heh
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Joe Molotov on September 12, 2015, 03:47:43 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2015, 03:42:28 PM
Quote from: Mandark on September 12, 2015, 01:33:19 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM
read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates :gurl

From my FB feed:

(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/1005502_722103127815783_1816338816_n.jpg?oh=f69b5eb3bb2bdb272cd89d105404cd28&oe=566EE983)

Wasn't it dubya that was the big Saudi supporter?

 :heh

He also apparently wasn't too interested in getting Bin Laden.  :hans1
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2015, 01:56:41 PM
Ate at Subway:

(http://i.imgur.com/qaZ10QB.jpg)
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on September 14, 2015, 02:00:03 PM
I did too!  The guy knew what I wanted again, in front of two Asian girls, which is a bit embarrassing. 
Title: Re: What's the 9/11est thing you did today?
Post by: Dickie Dee on September 19, 2015, 01:00:11 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2015, 01:56:41 PM
Ate at Subway:

(http://i.imgur.com/qaZ10QB.jpg)

The Subway MeltŪ could not just achieve it's "melt" in a mere 30 seconds in a toaster oven. #thinkfresh