Author Topic: What's the 9/11est thing you did today? (Read 4020 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** September 11, 2015, 10:01:42 AM »

Put my boot up someone's ass.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:04:22 AM »

I forgot.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:13:27 AM »

Glared at my convenience store owner for a few extra seconds.

Take My Breh Away · « **Reply #3 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:20:02 AM »

Cursed the French

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:34:15 AM »

Looked at the best by date on the chicken in the fridge, then checked todays date on the phone

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:10:37 AM »

Had my wife wrap the comforter around her head and fucked her in the ass

demi · « **Reply #6 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:11:35 AM »

Maybe that's too 9/11. I'm sorry. We played parcheezi instead.

octopushover · « **Reply #7 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:13:24 AM »

sold a bunch of merchandise profiting off of a national tragedy

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #8 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:20:34 AM »

I melted steel with jet fuel.

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #9 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:35:10 AM »

resisted the VERY STRONG urge to go into work and wish everybody a happy 9/11

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:59:13 AM »

I read My Pet Goat again.

Kara · « **Reply #11 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:20:44 PM »

Unassumingly went about my business while scheming.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:21:42 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** September 11, 2015, 12:54:51 PM »

Jerked off to some boring vanilla porn

Trent Dole · « **Reply #14 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:02:24 PM »

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Nah seriously I got/had family at the pentagon and we didn't know for a bit. They were ok.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #15 on:** September 11, 2015, 01:24:54 PM »

It grad orientation day today, so I eyed a bunch of brown people and wondered why they are here.

tiesto · « **Reply #16 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:01:45 PM »

Rapidly scrolled down on my facebook feed past a million "911 NEVAR FORGET!*(!!&*@!#*!@#^!@#*&" posts from all my fellow NYers.

Probably going out for some Afghan food tonight though.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #17 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:05:45 PM »

Quote from: demi on September 11, 2015, 11:10:37 AM

Had my wife wrap the comforter around her head and fucked her in the ass

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 10:01:42 AM

Put my boot up someone's ass.

Damn, fat bois, you kinky.

Reb · « **Reply #18 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:10:51 PM »

Yelled out: "IT'S 9:11!" at that specific time this morning.

Sausage · « **Reply #19 on:** September 11, 2015, 03:24:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/FLGunSupply/status/641702739769229312

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:18:21 PM »

Just realized there was a memo in my email from 4 days ago that I didn't read.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #21 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:22:04 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on September 11, 2015, 03:24:29 PM

https://twitter.com/FLGunSupply/status/641702739769229312

Well, not gonna top that.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #22 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:32:30 PM »

I whined about bad stuff that happened to me over a decade ago.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #23 on:** September 11, 2015, 04:55:10 PM »

Tvc told me he got a concussion right before 9/11 and he literally can't remember 9/11 #alwaysforget

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** September 11, 2015, 05:02:22 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on September 11, 2015, 04:55:10 PM

Tvc told me he got a concussion right before 9/11 and he literally can't remember 9/11 #alwaysforget

Suspicious day for that to happen.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #25 on:** September 11, 2015, 05:07:07 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 11, 2015, 05:02:22 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on September 11, 2015, 04:55:10 PM
Tvc told me he got a concussion right before 9/11 and he literally can't remember 9/11 #alwaysforget

Suspicious day for that to happen.

You think I should start asking him what he knows about the melting point of steel?

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:18:23 PM »

Wondered why flags were being flown at half mast for a split second before remembering "Oh yeah, it's the eleventh."

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #27 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:25:43 PM »

wished two different people happy birthday.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM »

read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2015, 11:54:47 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #30 on:** September 12, 2015, 12:01:16 AM »

I killed 2,996 people.

Kara · « **Reply #31 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:06:05 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 12, 2015, 12:01:16 AM

I killed 2,996 people.

Gametes aren't people.

Mandark · « **Reply #32 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:33:19 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM

read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates

From my FB feed:

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #33 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:39:38 AM »

Surely that's a troll? 15-1=?

Kara · « **Reply #34 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:54:06 AM »

OT: I'm currently working on my masterpiece and today's episode was about forgetting about something else that happened on 9/11 because it's a post-ironic tour de force full of fresh ideas.

I also retroactively applied numerology to the n and 11 events and brands that comprised the episode to give some meaning to something that was topically meaningless.

king of the internet · « **Reply #35 on:** September 12, 2015, 02:50:29 AM »

Realized my post-9/11 life is now longer than my pre-9/11 life

Rufus · « **Reply #36 on:** September 12, 2015, 08:39:03 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on September 12, 2015, 02:50:29 AM

Realized my post-9/11 life is now longer than my pre-9/11 life

You count the years where you weren't aware of your own mortality? Pff.

Tasty · « **Reply #37 on:** September 12, 2015, 11:41:54 AM »

Quote from: Kara on September 12, 2015, 01:06:05 AM

Quote from: Tasty Meat on September 12, 2015, 12:01:16 AM
I killed 2,996 people.

Gametes aren't people.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #38 on:** September 12, 2015, 11:42:22 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on September 12, 2015, 02:50:29 AM

Realized my post-9/11 life is now longer than my pre-9/11 life

O god. Fly a plane into me now.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #39 on:** September 12, 2015, 01:07:35 PM »

ruined someone else's date.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #40 on:** September 12, 2015, 03:42:28 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on September 12, 2015, 01:33:19 AM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM
read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates

From my FB feed:

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Wasn't it dubya that was the big Saudi supporter?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #41 on:** September 12, 2015, 03:47:43 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on September 12, 2015, 03:42:28 PM

Quote from: Mandark on September 12, 2015, 01:33:19 AM
Quote from: Van Cruncheon on September 11, 2015, 10:37:02 PM
read weepy, creepy "i wish we could come together hating ay-rabs the way did in 2001" facebook meme garbage from conservatard associates

From my FB feed:

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Wasn't it dubya that was the big Saudi supporter?

He also apparently wasn't too interested in getting Bin Laden.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #42 on:** September 14, 2015, 01:56:41 PM »

Ate at Subway:

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #43 on:** September 14, 2015, 02:00:03 PM »

I did too! The guy knew what I wanted again, in front of two Asian girls, which is a bit embarrassing.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #44 on:** September 19, 2015, 01:00:11 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on September 14, 2015, 01:56:41 PM

Ate at Subway:

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The Subway Melt® could not just achieve it's "melt" in a mere 30 seconds in a toaster oven. #thinkfresh

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Author Topic: What's the 9/11est thing you did today? (Read 4020 times)