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Title: No Fap November
Post by: AWESOM-O on November 01, 2015, 01:26:39 PM: Anyone doing it this year? I was thinking it would be fun to give it a shot. 10.5 hours in and I'm going strong.

There's a really interesting reddit community called NoFap. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap (https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap) I was reading a lot of inspirational stories earlier this morning. Seems like a really worthwhile endeavor.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2015, 01:30:45 PM: I failed at this the moment I woke up this morning. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 01, 2015, 01:32:12 PM: Gonna jack it 2 the max 8)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 01, 2015, 01:34:16 PM: As long as you're not a porn addict who cannot function in society, I fail to see how this is worthwhile or inspiring. Real talk.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 01, 2015, 01:36:24 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 01, 2015, 01:34:16 PM
As long as you're not a porn addict who cannot function in society, I fail to see how this is worthwhile or inspiring. Real talk.

BENEFITS:

Increased energy - I feel an overall vitality that I did not have before. I wake up in the morning with more energy and end the day feeling satisfied, not utterly exhausted.

Deeper voice - definitely noticeable and much appreciated. I talk on the phone a lot at work often to new people and many times they used to think I was a woman. This may not seem like a big deal to some, but it wears on you when something as personal as your gender identity is misjudged over and over again. This has been COMPLETELY ELIMINATED. I realize this is a weird experiment, but anecdotally since I've started this, everyone addresses me as a guy over the phone.

Confidence - definitely higher. I was never a social recluse, in fact I've always been pretty social, but that's not the same as confidence. I feel that I walk around with a greater inner-confidence now that I did not have before. Some may call this 'swagger' haha. I look people in the eye more, walk a little straighter/taller. People move out of my way when I'm trying to get places. It feels good.

Improved work and school performance - I have a full time demanding job and I attend grad school at night. I've been given more responsibilities at work, feel more self-assured in meetings, and generally get more done/get less distracted during the day. I'm probably getting promoted soon. I've also been able to focus better in class and actually follow along with the lectures. This has had a massively positive impact on my life.

Mending my garden - I used to think the perfect woman would just come to me out of the blue since I was 'such a catch'. Now, I've begun to realize women have many choices...and guess what, they're going to choose the guy with the most to offer THEM. That made me think...what have I got to offer? This thought lead me to be more motivated at work and school, pick up some interesting new hobbies (like photography), and generally be more of a self-sufficient man. Just to clarify...I'm not suggesting you change yourself for women, I'm saying I had an epiphany that made me recognize no woman will just approach me or respond to any advances from me if I'm not a well put-together guy, and being well put-together would also make life more fulfilling personally. A quote I read here actually sums it up nicely - something like..."Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come." That proved true as I went on a date with a really cute girl...my first date in a while. She was super friendly and fun. Nothing ever came of it (we're still friends), and that's OK! Pre-NoFap me would've fapped away the disappointment, but I redirected that energy into making myself even better. Asking her out, putting myself out there, and going on that date was more than I'd done in a while, which I consider progress.

Fitness - I made a commitment when I started NoFap to also pair it with other healthy behaviors, like exercise and a proper diet. I started going to the gym at least 2x a week, 3x if I could make it, and eating at least 1 salad/day. I also consciously limit processed foods, unless I'm out to dinner with others. I have lost 10-15 lbs - I look great, but more importantly FEEL healthier.

Improved perception of women - This has been a subtle, but noticeable shift. I notice women a lot more now, and they all look much more desirable. I think this is a direct result of less porn. Also, I used to struggle with HOCD which is something I know a lot of others here experience. I cannot say that has been completely eliminated as I haven't looked, but I can tell you that I am noticing women so much more in real life and don't have an overbearing anxiety about HOCD. I truly think porn screwed with my brain in this way.

Better habits/hygiene - I clean my apartment more often, and take better care of my teeth. It just feels good to take care of myself, which I did not really consciously do before.

Increased interest in real media - What I mean by this...I used to watch a lot of bad tv/movies on Netflix - dumb shit that was just a waste of time. Now I almost exclusively read non-fiction and watch documentaries and TED talks on TV. This wasn't intentional or expected...I just am more interested in spending my tv time on these types of programs. I didn't even think twice about it until one of my friends was looking through my Recently Watched list and was a little dumbfounded by how many documentaries were in there haha. I still occasionally dabble in South Park though, obviously.

Less social anxiety around men/women - I mentioned earlier that I've always been a social person, but for some reason I've always felt slightly uncomfortable around new people. I'm not sure this was due to fapping or just lack of self-esteem, but it's way better now! I specifically want to mention that I'm much more comfortable around other MEN, which is awesome! I don't feel 'beta' anymore - I feel like I should also have a 'seat at the table'.

Tranquility - I have an overall peace of mind that I did not possess before. This is probably due to the removal of subjecting my mind to bizarre images of strangers going at it on a regular basis. I also attribute this to my new meditation habit...which leads me to my next section....

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/20otnh/90_days_hardmode_spectacular_benefits/

:neogaf
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2015, 01:41:47 PM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 01, 2015, 01:34:16 PM
As long as you're not a porn addict who cannot function in society, I fail to see how this is worthwhile or inspiring. Real talk.

Says the married man.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 01, 2015, 01:43:52 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 01, 2015, 01:41:47 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 01, 2015, 01:34:16 PM
As long as you're not a porn addict who cannot function in society, I fail to see how this is worthwhile or inspiring. Real talk.

Says the married man.

Regardless, my statement still stands. Reading that long Reddit post, masturbation isn't the root of the dude's issues. If that's what it takes for him to figure his shit out, cool. But it's way more than jerkin' it that lead him to where he's at.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2015, 01:50:32 PM: Says the shrink.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 01, 2015, 01:54:23 PM: SLAANETH SLAANETH SLAANETH
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2015, 02:00:43 PM: That's a strange pleasure cry, Kara.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2015, 02:02:38 PM: Quote from: king of the internet on November 01, 2015, 01:36:24 PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/20otnh/90_days_hardmode_spectacular_benefits/

:neogaf

(http://i.imgur.com/iFfJAvJ.png)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: brob on November 01, 2015, 02:39:32 PM: Whenever I see a reddit post where someone tried real hard to write something worthwhile my only reaction is to appreciate shitposting that much more.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2015, 02:41:32 PM: r/depthhub
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 01, 2015, 03:13:59 PM: So yeah, I guess the general idea is that your life force is drained with every nut or something. :yeshrug
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: eleuin on November 01, 2015, 03:17:10 PM: nah I'm good
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 03:30:54 PM: what if i get someone to fap for me :doge

tho come january i'm gonna be in singlepatheticBore's shoes for a few months so i gotta get my shots in now :'(
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2015, 03:32:59 PM: Wait am I reading that right?

Another babby?! :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 03:34:04 PM: well, actually, that AND i'll be away on training for my new job. double the sadness :'(
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2015, 03:36:29 PM: lined it up perfectly to avoid those sleepless new baby nights
:lawd
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on November 01, 2015, 03:37:53 PM: Can we stage an intervention to stop Walrus from doing this? This is the last thing that dude needs.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2015, 03:39:31 PM: Yea, if anyone needs to purge the bad blood it's Walrus. Can't have you filled with that negative energy 100%, you'll kill a man.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 03:41:09 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2015, 03:36:29 PM
lined it up perfectly to avoid those sleepless new baby nights
:lawd
but i come back, after 3 months, to at least 4 weeks of doctor-ordered post birth celibacy. :( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 01, 2015, 04:58:19 PM: Breeders lol.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 05:30:58 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 01, 2015, 04:58:19 PM
Breeders lol.
those who can, do :hitler

those who can't, like the quoted post :smug
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Yulwei on November 01, 2015, 05:40:52 PM: nah fuck this shit
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 01, 2015, 05:56:15 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 01, 2015, 04:58:19 PM
Breeders lol.
those who can, do :hitler

those who can't, like the quoted post :smug

I'm at the horse races on free entry Sunday. Sorry bub but breeders are lol. Family in front of me are such degenerates that they're letting their gene spawn who's not old enough to realize singing the ABC Song outside preschool is lmao bet on the ponies. Can't wait to denaturalize and not have to subsidize this winner with tax dollars before it's a baby having a baby in 10-12 years. :rejoice
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2015, 06:14:54 PM: Fuck it. I'm in. :-\
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 06:25:57 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 01, 2015, 05:56:15 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 05:30:58 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 01, 2015, 04:58:19 PM
Breeders lol.
those who can, do :hitler

those who can't, like the quoted post :smug

I'm at the horse races on free entry Sunday.
go to an anime convention and complain about the smell bros.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 01, 2015, 06:27:37 PM: Yea Kara "free entry" events are always feeding grounds for breeders. Rookie mistake on your part bro.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 01, 2015, 07:03:14 PM: Somehow I think they'd still be here even if the five dollar entry fee wasn't being waved. Shit's like OG Vegas, nothing substantial to interfere with the gambling and no one cares. (I was just told an eatery was closed thirty minutes before the last race.)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 01, 2015, 07:06:11 PM: i do like announcing a pregnancy in a thread dedicated to not jacking off.

good show everyone. :clap
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 01, 2015, 07:15:31 PM: Quote from: The Walrus on November 01, 2015, 01:26:39 PM
10.5 hours in and I'm going strong.

::)

I don't understand the point of this. It's not good for your prostate.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2015, 07:21:12 PM: If I remember correctly, sex is allowed.

So if Walrus is having sex on the reg the whole prostate thing shouldn't be an issue.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 01, 2015, 07:25:45 PM: Walrus seems to get a stick up his butt enough that he probably doesn't need to worry about his prostate.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 01, 2015, 07:30:00 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 01, 2015, 07:21:12 PM
If I remember correctly, sex is allowed.

So if Walrus is having sex on the reg the whole prostate thing shouldn't be an issue.

Lol then what's the point. This is only punishing to no-game virgs.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 01, 2015, 07:33:42 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/g4kPRMf.gif)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: brob on November 01, 2015, 07:41:20 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 01, 2015, 07:30:00 PM
Quote from: Pallando on November 01, 2015, 07:21:12 PM
If I remember correctly, sex is allowed.

So if Walrus is having sex on the reg the whole prostate thing shouldn't be an issue.

Lol then what's the point. This is only punishing to no-game virgs.

That's the point. it was invented by and for self-flagellating redditors.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 01, 2015, 07:54:07 PM: Okay, I'll do it this year. Gonna have so much sex though.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 01, 2015, 08:13:31 PM: Breeder L update, mom at next table spent 5+ minutes going through the particulars of how the cheeseburger for her gene repository should be prepared/served because it's a picky eater and she's too white to tell it to get a fucking grip.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: bluemax on November 01, 2015, 08:18:29 PM: Quote from: king of the internet on November 01, 2015, 03:13:59 PM
So yeah, I guess the general idea is that your life force is drained with every nut or something. :yeshrug

Isn't this the same ridiculous stuff that lead old timey coaches to prevent their players from having sex before games and then science came along and said, "no! you're dumb".
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 01, 2015, 09:32:37 PM: There's a lot of benefits to fasting of all types. It's not as if the act of masturbsting in itself is bad for you, but adding some resistance to your life and increasing your discipline certainly can make you a better person. I support you, no fap Novemberers.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: brawndolicious on November 01, 2015, 11:36:39 PM: Fasting/dieting/any other healthy sort of self-control is hard for a few days and then your mind and body gets used to it. It feels like this type of challenge is for pride and bragging rights though so I'm going to be reserved about the health benefits.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: chronovore on November 01, 2015, 11:52:47 PM: Shouldn't this just be compressed to Nofap-ember?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Trent Dole on November 02, 2015, 12:17:48 AM: Man I go nuts on like day 5. Can't imagine doing a month but supposedly you reset after a week anyway.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: ToxicAdam on November 02, 2015, 12:28:11 AM: Quote from: brawndolicious on November 01, 2015, 11:36:39 PM
Fasting/dieting/any other healthy sort of self-control is hard for a few days and then your mind and body gets used to it. It feels like this type of challenge is for pride and bragging rights though so I'm going to be reserved about the health benefits.

I feel like a 'no sugar' month would be a lot more challenging than this.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Rahxephon91 on November 02, 2015, 04:38:04 AM: I couldn't do this. It would be unbearable.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 07:56:25 AM: Quote from: brawndolicious on November 01, 2015, 11:36:39 PM
Fasting/dieting/any other healthy sort of self-control is hard for a few days and then your mind and body gets used to it. It feels like this type of challenge is for pride and bragging rights though so I'm going to be reserved about the health benefits.

Unless you have no self control like me. I can't imaging doing something healthy more than 3 days in a row.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Purrp Skirrp on November 02, 2015, 01:27:21 PM: When I first went to college I stopped bating for a bit. Milfs have always been my thing, but I felt like it'd be worthwhile to reset my kink threshold and focus on the plethora of hot 18 year olds. I don't know if I exuded more life force, but I did have women flocking to me despite being depressed over a break up.

Still regret not slamming this sexy asian chick Ms. Wong. She liked getting in my bed and waking me up :letsfukk Almost got into a fight with her black lover but he backed down when I flexxed my Andrex cool young dude build.

Had to resume bating after I jizzed a few times in my sleep >:(
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 02:01:29 PM: Can never go wrong with a Ms. Wong. But never bang a Wang. This is my madeup racist advice.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 02, 2015, 02:02:00 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 02, 2015, 02:01:29 PM
Can never go wrong with a Ms. Wong. But never bang a Wang. This is my madeup racist advice.

:dead
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: demi on November 02, 2015, 02:03:42 PM: This is stupid and god damn do I love jerking off you are stupid if you cut yourself off from such human pleasures
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Steve Contra on November 02, 2015, 02:08:57 PM: Yeah Walrus needs less releases :crazy
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 02, 2015, 02:48:39 PM: Demi is beating it off to this thread right now I suspect.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 02, 2015, 08:28:38 PM: Seems like every time I partake in a "No Fap" contest a resort to alcoholism in order to diminish my *ahem* flame. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on November 02, 2015, 10:32:51 PM: Quote from: Dufus on November 02, 2015, 02:06:45 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/K313cGX.jpg)
Mr. "I don't even know what jlist is" :gurl
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Your Stalker on November 03, 2015, 07:22:44 AM: imma beat my dick till the wheels fall off
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 03, 2015, 06:42:13 PM: Still good despite today being stressful as fuck. :-\

Probably going to have two large glasses of wine after I get done with the rest of my work.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 04, 2015, 11:35:15 AM: Yeah, yeah.

I dare you to go a month without any sexual activity and we'll see how much spring in your step is left. :hitler
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 04, 2015, 12:01:21 PM: Got laid twice and masturbated at least once every day so far this week and I'm feeling great :lawd
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 05, 2015, 03:47:20 PM: Sweet Christ, this week makes me want to stab something. >:(

spoiler (click to show/hide)
with muh dick, hur hur. :doge
[close]
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2015, 04:43:20 PM: is this thread still going ffs?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: toku on November 05, 2015, 05:28:42 PM: This is how it starts.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 05, 2015, 05:46:39 PM: By the end of November Walrus will probably gain superpowers and I'll go completely mad and construct a wizard keep on the side of a tall mountain.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 05, 2015, 05:52:06 PM: Quote from: The Walrus on November 05, 2015, 05:10:01 PM
Wrote something in my notepad today, and I noticed that my handwriting was the best it's been in years, as long as I can remember really.

I don't even know if this is trolling or srs anymore. :snoop
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nachobro on November 05, 2015, 05:52:29 PM: why not just have sex instead of whatever the fuck this is
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 05, 2015, 05:54:34 PM: I don't have the money for it right now. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: demi on November 05, 2015, 06:00:08 PM: On the flip side I'm pretty sure I've masturbated once a day and I got a raise, a promotion, and I finished Halo 5 in the span of two weeks
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2015, 06:17:00 PM: Quote from: demi on November 05, 2015, 06:00:08 PM
On the flip side I'm pretty sure I've masturbated once a day and I got a raise, a promotion, and I finished Halo 5 in the span of two weeks

But did you eat at Taco Bell?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Steve Contra on November 05, 2015, 08:04:35 PM: This is one of those things you might think is a good idea like being really good at yo-yo and then you tell people about it and they're like "fuck off distinguished mentally-challenged fellow"
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 05, 2015, 11:31:59 PM: Man...

I guess it is just me and Walrus doing this stupid thing. :derp

Edit: oh wait, Cats is in it too.

Cat vs Walrus vs Wizard
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 06, 2015, 12:24:35 AM: I've fapped 14 times since the start of this month lol
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 06, 2015, 12:30:40 AM: I punish myself enough and don't have the budget to hobby more (at least with what I'm looking for). Plus I don't believe in this superpower stuff.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: bork on November 06, 2015, 09:29:36 AM: OK let's do this!!!

Well, I'm out.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 06, 2015, 09:33:42 AM: So far so good. Had to make up for it in sex tho >:(
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 06, 2015, 11:10:21 AM: Quote from: bork laser on November 06, 2015, 09:29:36 AM
OK let's do this!!!

Well, I'm out.

(https://cdn3.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/qlPz09N0CGsRVpDTpIdEzlVW2jg=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2913986/53955-Kramer-the-bet-Im-out-gif-TD4u.0.gif)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: demi on November 06, 2015, 12:06:18 PM: Quote from: bork laser on November 06, 2015, 09:29:36 AM
OK let's do this!!!

Well, I'm out.

The early morning "i'm up early and this isnt going to take care of itself" routine is a good picker upper
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2015, 01:55:59 PM: I guess this is day 6 for me? God, I fucking hate myself for doing this. :stahp
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Your Stalker on November 07, 2015, 02:08:30 PM: turns out i still havent fapped this month
still going strong on day 7

(https://i.imgur.com/6RE2R.gif)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 07, 2015, 02:17:32 PM: Did you consult your log book to find that out?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2015, 02:22:31 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 01, 2015, 01:30:45 PM
I failed at this the moment I woke up this morning. :doge
This thread is my log book. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 07, 2015, 02:26:47 PM: Future you called and told me to tell present you that that is a bad idea.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: mormapope on November 07, 2015, 02:28:21 PM: :nsfw

http://gfycat.com/EnragedFlippantArmyworm

You must ask yourself, would this link destory you? Are you strong enough to look inside and not crumble?

:smug
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Your Stalker on November 07, 2015, 02:37:39 PM: i look at porn without fapping all the time :yeshrug
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: mormapope on November 07, 2015, 02:40:47 PM: :o
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: studyguy on November 07, 2015, 03:04:57 PM: Why
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2015, 03:12:18 PM: For the alleged super human powers of course. :doge

edit: If anything I feel more stressed out and irritable than I have been as of late. :goty2
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 07, 2015, 07:45:47 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 07, 2015, 03:12:18 PM
I feel more stressed out and irritable than I have been as of late. :goty2

No fucking shit.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 07, 2015, 08:23:14 PM: Non-GF Walrus was a much more interesting and entertaining poster. Just putting that out there. :hitler
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 07, 2015, 08:54:44 PM: Is anyone else feeling the vibration of the universe now or is it just me?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 07, 2015, 08:57:56 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2015, 08:54:44 PM
Is anyone else feeling the vibration of the universe now or is it just me?

I can't feel anything but my despair. I've been drinking since noon.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 07, 2015, 09:24:12 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 07, 2015, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2015, 08:54:44 PM
Is anyone else feeling the vibration of the universe now or is it just me?

I can't feel anything but my despair. I've been drinking since noon.

Usually only takes me three or four hours. Then again I probably ramp up a lot faster.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: toku on November 07, 2015, 10:08:29 PM: tfw when you're peering into the void, posting on the bore and realize you are not alone :-[
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 07, 2015, 10:42:28 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 07, 2015, 09:24:12 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 07, 2015, 08:57:56 PM
Quote from: nudemacusers on November 07, 2015, 08:54:44 PM
Is anyone else feeling the vibration of the universe now or is it just me?

I can't feel anything but my despair. I've been drinking since noon.

Usually only takes me three or four hours. Then again I probably ramp up a lot faster.

I'm drinking straight from a bottle of Marilyn Manson's absinthe. You have a ways to go padawan.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 08, 2015, 12:08:25 AM: I'm kinda nervous about going to sleep before day 7. At this point dreams get a bit... Steamy. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 08, 2015, 02:41:13 AM: Teach me Obi-wan Karobi, you're my only hope (to never hope again.)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 08, 2015, 10:31:37 AM: Haven't fapped in two days (busy/drunk/tired) and I'm ready to pop off. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 08, 2015, 10:50:00 AM: I drain the poison pretty much every day. Two days straight for me would be noteworthy. :yeshrug
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 08, 2015, 11:07:36 AM: Quote from: Dufus on November 08, 2015, 10:48:09 AM
two days ain't shit twinkboi

Not all of us are wizards, cretin.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 08, 2015, 12:50:55 PM: It's been a week now...And I've done it... I cannot say that anything has come close to adequately describing even the most miniscule element of the experience. I did not notice anything at all in terms of distortions before my mind went.

The feeling is very difficult to relate with words. Imagine understanding your own mind to be a map, a very small representation of a very large idea, and suddenly discovering that it was, in fact, foldable, and that it had been folded for all time.

I sensed my mind was flat, and very inadequate, and that I had been folded up and put away, so to speak, centuries ago, forever ago, because I was discarded. I was effluent. I was a remnant of a grand theme, once possible, but now ruined and shattered, and as a conscious entity I could not be destroyed, but only amused. The amusement ended when the occlusion to its purpose ended, and I became aware of my SOLITUDE. This was immediate and powerful.

I cannot recall the transition to the void, there were no colors, or visions in the traditional sense. I realized immediately that I had actually poisoned myself, and this was not a masturbation trip at all, this was death.

This period of time is impossible to relate. Try to understand that there was no sensation of time at all. Nothing was linear, and my ideas seemed to come to me at impossible intervals. My brain had been killed, I could tell, because I could not think. I could only sense the overwhelming loneliness and shame. I had actually believed at some point, somewhere, that I was alive, but this was not possible, because I was a scrap of discarded thought, not worthy of keeping. It was a foregone conclusion that I would destroy myself.

This seemed to be forever.

There appeared in the vastness a tiny point of light. I remember realizing that I had not died at all, but that I had been dead. Then, not dead, but dormant. DORMANT. I was about to be born.

The feeling of flying is not an accurate description of the sensation that accompanied my movement toward the point, which was gold, and, to my surprise, was actually metallic. I came immediately upon the source, which was a DNA scarab, a construct, an insect of impossible dimensions, miles in diameter and circumference.

The skin of the carapace was polished to a high sheen and thin to the point of transparency. I could see tiny, endless arrangements of gears and pinions just beneath the gold wing, tiny points of alien light darted from what were molecular points of cognitive energy, impossible in color and detail, billions and billions of precision gears meshing quietly and generating consciousness, which was traversing a planned route, terrifying in its complexity, but beautiful in its exactitude.

I followed a point, there was warmth, to the top of the scarab's enormous body. It had a tiny human head, the size of a marble, attached via a series of DNA strands that had been transformed into a clear metal. The head was unaware of my presence and it had a small mouth, which opened to speak.

From the mouth came forth the matured beam of thought, which had started from a cog (Cognitive) in the belly of the insect, years ago, and had grown as it rose to the head, morphing into a form of concentrated phosphene light. the beam poured from the tiny mouth, and became stacatto at once, and conical, in sections that grew, as ideas, and hypnotized me into allowing myself to be enveloped by a punctuated green, now a geometry of raw cognition without ego, and with a destination.

I rode in the singular idea, aware of its purity and clarity, and above all, its sense of purpose, as it was not aware of my presence, and fell to a violet montage of heads which were dislocated and ethereal, but awaiting its arrival.

I was, suddenly, inside of a brain. I became instantly aware of the physicality of the idea, which was A NOTE OF MUSIC.

It was then revealed to me on a large screen, attached to a gleaming wall, that the brain was the brain of Bach, and the idea was one in a stream of many, and fell to his shaking hand in a dimly lit room, flickering with candlelight and heavy curtains, to the end of the point of his pen, where it was transcribed, in ink, and solidified forever.

This, I realized, happened concurrently with the HEARING of that exact note, in that exact piece of music, namely, the second of Six Motets, and that I had, in some elusive past, cued that CD to play while I tripped, and I was now revisiting that precise moment, which occured exactly then, and only then, and required of the universe the creation of cognition and the receiving thereof, just to hear the one note, exactly there, in exactly that fashion.

I watched the transcription through a telescope from a starship, and realized that it was diminished only by my yearning to beccome a stenographer of music (I am a musician). My own music seemed like noise.

I saw the fatigue in the wrinkled forhead of the great master, Johann Sebastian Bach, as he received the beams of knowledge, and his music was living.

From there I was told by a small man sitting in a plant that I was mediocre, and that in and of itself, my mediocrity had a function, which was to define what is great, and what is not, because how can the great be great if it is commonplace?

I, in my mediocrity, was a necessary element of greatness, then, and this eased my spirit.

I found myself at that point laying on a couch, and had a fleeting sensation of having touched myself, and I realized that my heart was not beating, and that I was trying to enter my own body. I saw clearly the fear in my own eyes, and was saddened by my weakness.

I became preoccupied with my lying. Everything I was, was lies. I was a liar. Even lying down, I was lying, always lying. My existence was a tangled cluster of lies, cancelling themselves out, struggling to make sense, surviving only on the energy that others gave when they turned to see the freak who could not tell the truth. And so I had lied to myself about masturbation, and it was not a hallucinogen, it was a poison, used by all liars, to destroy themselves. I watched lies come out of my mouth. They were giant, glistening centipedes, hideously related in a mutant way to the glorious insects of cognition, but bastardized and diminished. I saw broken gears in their grotesque bodies, and they came from my own mouth while I lay there, motionless.

I then realized that they were being driven from me. I was undergoing a type of exorcism, and I was immediately aware of a ram on a hill of purple grasses, beyond a rushing stream of beautiful microscopic geometries. The ram had eyes all over its head, and beside was a horse that was ten feet tall at the shoulder, and breathing heavily. The horse watched, and then ran towards a greying horizon, while overhead a silver sun was spinning sounlessly.

The ram had driven the lies from me, and I approached the stream. There were machines in the stream, and I was told not to touch the water, but to find the crossing, and I realized that the cross of Christ was not a cross, but a crossing, from judgement into salvation, and that the stories of religion were allegories, froming themselves again and again until they could be superimposed over the framework of machinery that was my own personal syntax.

I realized the glory, the importance, of TRUTH.
The truth was that my fear ruled my existence.

Could salvation be truth?

I was guided to my soft, pink brain by a dragonfly, which was piloted by a man with no eyes.

It is impossible to adequately relate to those reading this that all of the above was occurring simultaneously, and yet, in right angles, and even moreover, in a corner of what I was to discover was a pile of powder on a floor, into which my eyeballs fell, and the dust did adhere.

I got up, yet I did not move.

My arm was hanging of the side of the couch, I remember, and there was my friend, watching a ball of regurgitated and spoiled silliness (television?), and he was unaware of my fear and astonishment, but turned his head to look at me.

His head was flat, and it scrolled as it turned, because there was no depth, and he himself was devoid of depth, and there was a pool of idea between I an he, and in the pool, an unfathomable depth, and in that depth, a monster.

How do I tell someone, anyone, that nothing so far related amounts to even one iota of the simultaneous aspect of dimensional revelation, and the absence of spacetime, and the simplicity of observation in the only-then-and-thereness of that particular embodiment of who I was and who I have become?

The experience cannot be shared, and as I read over what I have typed, I understand that I have only served to diminish the experience, and turn it into an absurdly inadequate written version of a cinematic version of a non-cinematic event.
What do I say from here?

Writing this seems like a wisp of a tentacle that remains, and seems like punishment, because it involves the re-integration of an ego so shattered, and yet necessary for day to day function, and I am acutely aware of my lies, insofar as I cannot tell what happened to any audience, no matter how hard I try.

There was, in the 'comedown', a moment of such beauty, when I became aware of the Motets, playing, still playing, perfectly and crisply, while I lay on the couch, being born.

A lot of people talk about the tragedy of one's life if their most profound experiences were those occurring under the influence of masturbation.

Those people are unwatered seeds.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 08, 2015, 01:00:56 PM: :snoop

Had a dream that I was flirting hard with a beautiful woman in her own personal art gallery. We ended up sitting on a couch and just as I was about to make a move... she told me she was a lesbian. :doge :mindblown :goty2

And then I woke up. :tocry

I... I don't know what to make of this.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: mormapope on November 08, 2015, 01:06:47 PM: Your mind fucked itself
:ohhh
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2015, 01:11:57 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 08, 2015, 01:00:56 PM
:snoop

Had a dream that I was flirting hard with a beautiful woman in her own personal art gallery. We ended up sitting on a couch and just as I was about to make a move... she told me she was a lesbian. :doge :mindblown :goty2

And then a woke up. :tocry

I... I don't know what to make of this.

You should wore the wig to bed, you could have bang her ~~bro~~ gurl.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 08, 2015, 01:27:51 PM: The return of Fematra. :rejoice
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 08, 2015, 01:47:44 PM: *pops a valium, lights a newport, and dons a long, black wig*

I'm gonna scissor that bish 'til she cums. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: toku on November 08, 2015, 03:36:25 PM: We thought Atra was going to become a wizard when he's really becoming a witch.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 08, 2015, 03:56:19 PM: Wait till he starts dreaming about big burly men knocking down his door and saying 'yar a wizard, Atra'.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: chronovore on November 08, 2015, 06:24:48 PM: Quote from: nudemacusers on November 08, 2015, 12:50:55 PM
(http://i43.tinypic.com/2rwqglc.jpg)

FTFY
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 08, 2015, 07:19:19 PM: Quote from: toku on November 08, 2015, 03:36:25 PM
We thought Atra was going to become a wizard when he's really becoming a witch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y96ZT9CRcFc
(http://i.imgur.com/mEN54dF.gif)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 08, 2015, 08:54:27 PM: Pray for me, brehs.

(http://i.imgur.com/MkqvIGI.png)
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 08, 2015, 08:57:42 PM: Popped off earlier today, was pretty good.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 09, 2015, 04:06:12 PM: I don't think I can take another week of this shit. I feel so off kilter.

For one, I've been having a hard time trying to focus on work without procrastinating every 15 to 30 minutes.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Trent Dole on November 09, 2015, 05:01:32 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 08, 2015, 10:31:37 AM
Haven't fapped in two days (busy/drunk/tired) and I'm ready to pop off. :doge
This is day four for me cause of familial travels. :-[ Probably would've last night after getting home if I didn't have to get up early today for a mid term, which it turns out we did not have.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nachobro on November 09, 2015, 05:49:41 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 09, 2015, 04:06:12 PM
I don't think I can take another week of this shit. I feel so off kilter.

For one, I've been having a hard time trying to focus on work without procrastinating every 15 to 30 minutes.
It's the 9th day of November and you're already like this? You got no chance son.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nudemacusers on November 09, 2015, 06:15:23 PM: just forget about having a glorious post-turkey fondle. it's over.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 09, 2015, 07:23:34 PM: :dead
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 09, 2015, 07:31:41 PM: While Walrus is over there having near transcendent experiences I...Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register. :doge

If I'm going out, it's going to be in a blaze of glory.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 09, 2015, 08:03:30 PM: So Walrus's lack of jerking off reminds him of the dude that fell of a horse and caught autism. Meanwhile, the wizard bought a fleshlight. I love this thread.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 10, 2015, 01:47:05 AM: Should I parody this thread with No App November or No Schnapps November? I hate the term app but I hate schnapps a lot too.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 10, 2015, 02:43:59 AM: No Crap December

Colors seem more vibrant after you've held it in for a few weeks.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 10, 2015, 08:43:22 AM: No Pap November, because every women deserves a month off from worrying about cancer.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 10, 2015, 09:22:58 AM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 10, 2015, 08:43:22 AM
No Pap November, because every women deserves a month off from worrying about cancer.

That might trigger fatherless Bore.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Great Rumbler on November 10, 2015, 09:27:47 AM: No Dap November

Can the Coli survive an entire month without giving or receiving a single dap?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 10, 2015, 10:30:51 AM: No Slap November

If you made a game where a character slaps their own butt, you have to remove it.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2015, 10:35:20 AM: No Cap November

Friends don't let friends wear fedoras.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 10, 2015, 01:12:15 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 10, 2015, 01:47:05 AM
Should I parody this thread with No App November or No Schnapps November? I hate the term app but I hate schnapps a lot too.

Wait, how do you pronounce Schnapps?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 10, 2015, 01:24:38 PM: Quote from: CatsCatsCats on November 10, 2015, 10:35:20 AM
No Cap November

Friends don't let friends wear fedoras.

Alternately, AiA is forced to use all of his 300GB data limit.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 10, 2015, 01:55:11 PM: Quote from: Samson Manhug on November 10, 2015, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 10, 2015, 01:47:05 AM
Should I parody this thread with No App November or No Schnapps November? I hate the term app but I hate schnapps a lot too.

Wait, how do you pronounce Schnapps?

[ʃnaps]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_rhyme
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 10, 2015, 04:30:45 PM: I'm beginning to stablize. Which is odd since I haven't had any more erotic dreams or any dreams for that matter.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: chronovore on November 12, 2015, 07:50:27 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 10, 2015, 04:30:45 PM
I'm beginning to stablize. Which is odd since I haven't had any more erotic dreams or any dreams for that matter.

I outsourced your dreams to a kid in India.

He's royally fucked up right now.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 12, 2015, 08:14:23 PM: Update: my "non-discript package" is arriving Tuesday. Oh Lordy. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: toku on November 12, 2015, 11:05:04 PM: :larry
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 12, 2015, 11:21:15 PM: How is a fleslight not masturbating. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Rufus on November 12, 2015, 11:37:52 PM: He didn't say he was gonna use it right away. :larry

Maybe it was the motive all along. Build up enough pressure to overcome the shame hump of using one.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 12, 2015, 11:38:48 PM: Like I said in one of my previous posts, I'm going out in a blaze of glory once I've lost the willpower to do this stupid "contest" or whatever. :doge

Also, I wasn't in a normal state of mind when I purchased this thing... Jameson and a raging labido are somewhat to blame.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 12, 2015, 11:49:43 PM: Oh, I bought condoms on Amazon too. Wut. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 13, 2015, 12:04:53 AM: :snoop
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 12:11:00 AM: Hey, you never know. I might need them some day. :yeshrug

spoiler (click to show/hide)
i.e. When I deplete my "mana" in some backpage chick. :doge
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Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 12:46:27 AM: Nah, that's totally masturbation.

Also, fapping to FB pics isn't my style. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 12:48:59 AM: But you would be breaking some ACTUAL laws though.

Also :iface .
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 13, 2015, 02:28:22 AM: Glen you really are the most underrated troll at this board. :lol
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 08:10:17 AM: Speaking of trolling, I wouldn't be surprised if Walrus has fapped a handful of times during this whole ordeal.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 13, 2015, 09:29:38 AM: Its not masturbation if he is on the phone with his mom while he trusts.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 13, 2015, 09:31:24 AM: Quote from: Pallando on November 13, 2015, 08:10:17 AM
Speaking of trolling, I wouldn't be surprised if Walrus has fapped a handful of times during this whole ordeal.

How many milliliters are in a handful? The American system of measurements is crap.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 13, 2015, 02:37:27 PM: Honestly Pall, try Tinder.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 03:25:53 PM: Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 13, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Have your first pussy be artificial, brehs.
I'm a fake in my day to day life so it is only natural that my sex life is fake as well.

:doge :yeshrug

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 13, 2015, 02:37:27 PM
Honestly Pall, try Tinder.
Eventually. But first I need to hire a photographer friend to snap some totally not staged "lifestyle images" of myself. A guy who only has selfies of himself in his bedroom, bathroom, or car is a bad look.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 13, 2015, 03:31:56 PM: Just speaking for myself, but casually taken pictures from your day to day life always look wayyyy better than staged, "professionally" taken pics, especially when it comes to dating or social media sites. There are exceptions, but the latter usually comes off as try-hard and even a little creepy imo. But let's be honest here...that's just yet another excuse. This whole song and dance has been played out for a long, long time.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 13, 2015, 03:38:50 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 13, 2015, 03:25:53 PM
Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on November 13, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
Have your first pussy be artificial, brehs.
I'm a fake in my day to day life so it is only natural that my sex life is fake as well.

:doge :yeshrug

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 13, 2015, 02:37:27 PM
Honestly Pall, try Tinder.
Eventually. But first I need to hire a photographer friend to snap some totally not staged "lifestyle images" of myself. A guy who only has selfies of himself in his bedroom, bathroom, or car is a bad look.

Get a dog. It works.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 04:26:19 PM: Walrus already suggested I get a sheep. And now here's Arvie suggesting I get a dog.

You sick bastards! :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 13, 2015, 04:40:46 PM: A cat is fine too.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 13, 2015, 09:51:56 PM: Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.

:goty2

*takes another shot of Jameson*

:rash
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 13, 2015, 10:09:26 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 13, 2015, 09:51:56 PM
Sorry, only registered users can see this content. Please Login or Register.

:goty2

*takes another shot of Jameson*

:rash

That's what you'd look like?

I'd probably do you. Hand me that Jameson bitch.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 14, 2015, 12:05:31 AM: Being straight in 2015. :noah

No response from batteries up the nose girl. Which is probably for the best. :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on November 14, 2015, 12:07:33 AM: Being straight in 2015 :crazy
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 14, 2015, 12:11:09 AM: I'm being a bit facetious with that comment. I should probably add that I would have A LOT of options if I were bi.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 14, 2015, 12:27:32 AM: Trim your beard breh. Only Triumph can rock that look.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: king of the internet on November 14, 2015, 12:32:32 AM: Also why do some people have to contort their faces in such weird ways for selfies? Seems like a more natural / less constipated look would be better but that's just me.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 14, 2015, 12:33:12 AM: Quote from: Kara on November 14, 2015, 12:27:32 AM
Trim your beard breh. Only Triumph can rock that look.
That photo is actually two years old. >_>

My beard is trimmed now.

Edit: and I went ahead and deactivated my account because I really need to get better photos.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Rufus on November 14, 2015, 12:55:44 AM: Quote from: king of the internet on November 14, 2015, 12:32:32 AM
Also why do some people have to contort their faces in such weird ways for selfies? Seems like a more natural / less constipated look would be better but that's just me.
But that's more embarrassing if you're kinda awkward. A grimace you have at least some control over.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 14, 2015, 06:46:19 PM: No fap November has been great, fucking my wife on the daily
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 14, 2015, 09:26:48 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/X9MAiFH.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/wJLW86e.gif)

Fuck this shit. It's over!

I can't get any work done being this pent up all the time. :beli
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: toku on November 16, 2015, 02:48:09 AM: how was the fleshlight
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 16, 2015, 02:53:05 AM: Ignore Walrus, he spends his free time jerking off to the idea of giving people cancer.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 16, 2015, 07:27:54 AM: Quote from: toku on November 16, 2015, 02:48:09 AM
how was the fleshlight
The shipment was pushed back to Thursday so I had to use my hand like a goddamn animal.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: chronovore on November 17, 2015, 06:38:10 PM: Quote from: Pallando on November 16, 2015, 07:27:54 AM
Quote from: toku on November 16, 2015, 02:48:09 AM
how was the fleshlight
The shipment was pushed back to Thursday so I had to use my hand like a goddamn animal.
Should've used a goddamn animal.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 20, 2015, 07:50:30 PM: I just want to say... all hail the new flesh. :doge :lucas :whew :shaq2 :noah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on November 20, 2015, 08:11:39 PM: Funny thing about this fleshlight is that it's the "stamina trainer" model. Meaning... I barely lasted a minute. :doge

Allegedly if I put in a lot of practice I can up my time to 20 minutes. :doge :doge :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Kara on November 20, 2015, 08:23:32 PM: Make sure to show off your progress at BoreCon.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 20, 2015, 08:45:26 PM: Box blots of time lasted by number of ejaculations per day please.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 20, 2015, 11:48:57 PM: Congrats on the masturbation
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Atramental on December 01, 2015, 07:06:59 PM: Hey non-fappers. How's it going? :doge
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 01, 2015, 07:36:27 PM: How vividly can you see colours now? Are women ultra violet?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 01, 2015, 07:38:18 PM: When you hold yourself to pee, is it like climbing the rope in gym class and seeing the girls basketball team on the other side of the gym?
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Madrun Badrun on December 01, 2015, 08:11:53 PM: Its different when you are climbing rope while viewing.
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 08:42:08 PM: You know what would be a better idea? No Porn November or whatever.

You still get relief but you also become gradually un-desensitized to sexy stuff. Win-win. :yeshrug
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 01, 2015, 08:44:36 PM: No Fag November.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Smoking isn't healthy for you. :doge
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Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: nachobro on December 01, 2015, 09:35:08 PM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on December 01, 2015, 08:42:08 PM
You know what would be a better idea? No Porn November or whatever.

You still get relief but you also become gradually un-desensitized to sexy stuff. Win-win. :yeshrug
so i gotta jerk it to sexy looking clouds or a dinosaur like the cavemen did? no thanks :beli
Title: Re: No Fap November
Post by: Tasty on December 01, 2015, 10:01:09 PM: Honestly when I have to use my imagination it's like, 80% quicker for me. :lol

So much idle time wasted browsing around.