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Title: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: team filler on November 26, 2015, 10:50:18 AM: spending mine forever alone. hopefully i can get a pizza later and a bottle of something good
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on November 26, 2015, 10:56:57 AM: That sounds alright.

I'm also spending it alone, because we are unthankful cunts here.

Happy thanksgiving.
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Post by: archnemesis on November 26, 2015, 11:05:32 AM: Why not order a turkey pizza?
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Post by: team filler on November 26, 2015, 11:08:16 AM: i dont hate myself that much
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 26, 2015, 11:08:49 AM: We had it last night. Enjoy if you will the following glimpse into AiA's life.

Uncle Willie: "Y'all got some more cognac?"

Willie's wife Donna "damnit you had enough drank Willie!"

Willie "Bitch don't make me put my foot up your fuckhole"

Me :kobeyuck

My wife :beli

Willie "I'm just playin I ain't hit this bitch in 5 or 6 years". :hitler

:snoop
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 11:25:57 AM: Happy Thanksgiving, Boritos! I am thankful to have this little corner of the internet to hang out with you guys.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Human Snorenado on November 26, 2015, 12:20:41 PM: There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

:beli
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 26, 2015, 12:30:08 PM: Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 26, 2015, 12:20:41 PM
There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

:beli

Its ok, don't let those young 20 somethings intimidate you just because you are old. Just don't talk about erectile dysfunction and you will do fine.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Huff on November 26, 2015, 12:42:48 PM: Bloody Marie's and football. Solid start to the day so far
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Post by: Tasty on November 26, 2015, 12:53:29 PM: It's six of us including my uncle so it should still be fun. When my grandma gets here tho :whew

Last Easter my younger sis had on a skirt+top which showed some skin.

Grandma: "You look like a whore!" :ufup

Older sis: :busta

Mom: :beli

Dad: :ohhh

Younger sis: :bolo

Me: :ryker

I have high hopes for this holiday when they get here for dessert.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 26, 2015, 01:02:33 PM: Thanksgiving is the fun or the worst depending on how much booze my dad is sneaking.

Ha ha.

>:(
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: tiesto on November 26, 2015, 01:05:28 PM: Already made a deal to not talk politics with my hardcore Republican Ted Cruz-supporting uncle. Girlfriend, mom, aunt, uncle, 2 cousins and my cousin's bf are the guests here. Just spent hours getting ready and just about finished. My mom's cooking all the sides and my aunt/uncle are doing a bacon wrapped turkey. I'm just hoping my family gets along with my g/f...

Hope everyone has a great time!
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 26, 2015, 01:19:19 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/bdH56Rx.jpg)
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Post by: brawndolicious on November 26, 2015, 01:34:24 PM: ^Hey they celebrated it once..

My family is going to their friend's house in Napa and I can't be bothered to drive 3 hours to meet someone I barely know so I guess I'm alone. Going to shop online and eat fast food (or maybe Indian) with no shame.
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Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 02:56:06 PM: Man lamestreamers are hilarious. This morning I almost got in 2 accidents on my ride because people were OMG HURRY UP and did things like run stop signs or drive while turned around talking and / or yelling at someone in the back seat. IT'S A HOLIDAY CHILL THE FUCK OUT. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 26, 2015, 03:07:46 PM: Headed down to my parents' place for Thanksgiving today. I've been put in charge of beer. Bringing two separate selections.

1. Bunch of stuff that my uncles (who have no regard for sharing with others) can decimate. Seriously, they'll just drink an entire $20 barrel aged stout and not give a fuck that anyone else wanted some.
2. Good stuff that I'm putting in my parents' back garage fridge and will share with my wife, parents and cousins.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Steve Contra on November 26, 2015, 03:12:23 PM: I got invited to a friends who is a professional test chef for a ritzy cookbook publisher. She is by far the best home cook I've ever met. I'm gonna eat brehs :noah

(Best part is I don't have to do anything but bring wine)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2015, 03:14:54 PM: Ate about a pound of turkey and dressing and washed it down with Diet Racism. :aah
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Post by: Positive Touch on November 26, 2015, 03:19:00 PM: the Italian side of my family isn't getting together this year so my stomach is painfully unfulfilled right now :(
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Post by: Huff on November 26, 2015, 03:31:27 PM: Just woke up from my post brunch nap. Ready for food and drink part 2
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Post by: toku on November 26, 2015, 03:36:13 PM: #blackoutboyz
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Post by: Samson Manhug on November 26, 2015, 03:38:20 PM: I'm thankful for the fact that no matter how far I've been from family or what country I've been in, I have never in my life been forced to skip a Thanksgiving, the most wonderful of all holidays. It makes me really sad that some of you are missing out. Really sad. :'(
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 03:56:35 PM: What time do normal people eat at? Client never told me what time to come over, nor their gene spawn. I texted saying that I had "lost track of time" which will totally be believable but I assume they're three sheets to the wind by now and won't check their phone.

And no I'm not rolling out without this info, how else am I going to avoid the "this year I'm thankful for" shite pre-meal.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: toku on November 26, 2015, 04:07:01 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 03:56:35 PM
What time do normal people eat at? Client never told me what time to come over, nor their gene spawn. I texted saying that I had "lost track of time" which will totally be believable but I assume they're three sheets to the wind by now and won't check their phone.

And no I'm not rolling out without this info, how else am I going to avoid the "this year I'm thankful for" shite pre-meal.

Early evening/late afternoon.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 04:08:04 PM: 4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer. :doge
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 26, 2015, 04:10:43 PM: Holidays just aren't my thing this year :-\
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: team filler on November 26, 2015, 04:23:00 PM: bae still mad at me, but told me to come by and eat. I might not go anyway.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: toku on November 26, 2015, 04:23:35 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 04:08:04 PM
4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer. :doge

Are they drinkers? They probably be drinking.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 04:34:24 PM: Quote from: toku on November 26, 2015, 04:23:35 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 04:08:04 PM
4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer. :doge

Are they drinkers? They probably be drinking.

Let's just say I had to pick up dinner the other night when I flirted my way into this mess.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: El Babua on November 26, 2015, 05:05:44 PM: About to take my second dump. :rejoice
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 26, 2015, 05:38:14 PM: The police scanner is real interesting already...

Woman being abused by mom/brother, brother said in front of 9-1-1 caller that he would break her jaw
Baseball bat assault happening on a bridge
Altercation at Arby's

:doge
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Huff on November 26, 2015, 07:08:28 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 04:08:04 PM
4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer. :doge

We did drinks at 4/dinner at 6.

Currently trying to avoid being the drunkest girl at the party, but it's tough now a couple cousins are in aa
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 07:13:14 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 26, 2015, 12:30:08 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 26, 2015, 12:20:41 PM
There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

:beli

Its ok, don't let those young 20 somethings intimidate you just because you are old. Just don't talk about erectile dysfunction and you will do fine.

Fully expected Arvie's reply to be "Don't worry, you don't have to get through all 20 of them in one sitting. You can eat the others in the coming months if you have enough freezer space.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: thisismyusername on November 26, 2015, 07:18:34 PM: Quote from: Shadow Mod on November 26, 2015, 04:10:43 PM
Holidays just aren't my thing this year :-\

Same, I'm hating my family.

At least I got some Ham and Salad with a soda (and mixed drink soon I guess) out of the whole ordeal?

Quote from: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 07:13:14 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on November 26, 2015, 12:30:08 PM
Quote from: Human Snorenado on November 26, 2015, 12:20:41 PM
There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

:beli

Its ok, don't let those young 20 somethings intimidate you just because you are old. Just don't talk about erectile dysfunction and you will do fine.

Fully expected Arvie's reply to be "Don't worry, you don't have to get through all 20 of them in one sitting. You can eat the others in the coming months if you have enough freezer space.

So did I.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 07:21:05 PM: BTW, I posted in another thread as well, but I GOT MY DAMNED TURKEY DINNER.

It was glorious.

Also met several new people, including an Irish dude who has similar taste in RPG and vidya, except he likes QTEs so we have something to argue about.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Phoenix Dark on November 26, 2015, 07:44:50 PM: It's still early but the lines of the day thus far...

Uncle Gary: You made a cake?
Mom: yes
Uncle Gary: with eggs and butter and all that shit?
Mom: yes...
Uncle Gary: Sheeeeiit. A real cake.

-------

Uncle Gary: any undercover Ben Carson niccas here?
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Dennis on November 26, 2015, 08:14:43 PM: Happy American Weird Holiday!
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: thisismyusername on November 26, 2015, 08:23:52 PM: Quote from: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 07:21:05 PM
Also met several new people, including an Irish dude who has similar taste in RPG and vidya,

:supergay :ryker :itagaki

Quote
except he likes QTEs so we have something to argue about.

Hot passionate angry sex over QTE's the best sex.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm joking.
[close]
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 08:56:11 PM: "Is this French?!?!"
(Disdainful) "...yes."

Wasted the good shit brehs.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2015, 09:12:27 PM: I warned you, bro.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on November 26, 2015, 09:12:47 PM: I went over to a friend of my mother's for Thanksgiving, I had a lot of apple pie, I brought home some macaroni and cheese(should've ask for more) and they had a super duper cute dog I played with a lot. Pretty decent day brehs.

I hope everyone enjoyed theirs.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Oblivion on November 26, 2015, 10:03:04 PM: I too, am all alone this time.

And yet, this is turning out to be the best Thanksgiving in years. :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Tasty on November 26, 2015, 10:17:11 PM: Grandma did not disappoint. My older sis is by all definitions a single mom but the dad and his family are occasionally in the picture.

Grandma: Why don't you try to get full custody?

Older sis: Things are good right now, we don't hate each other and she likes her dad-

Grandma: He's just a damn sperm donor anyways, you should get custody. :ufup

Me: :whoo

Mom: :hitler

Older sis: :snoop
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Tasty on November 26, 2015, 10:20:12 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on November 26, 2015, 08:23:52 PM
Quote from: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 07:21:05 PM
Also met several new people, including an Irish dude who has similar taste in RPG and vidya,

:supergay :ryker :itagaki

Quote
except he likes QTEs so we have something to argue about.

Hot passionate angry sex over QTE's the best sex.
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm joking.
[close]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EafNYw7US4U

:noah
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 10:33:40 PM: Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 10:36:24 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 10:33:40 PM
Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Into what? A quart-sized canning jar?
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Tasty on November 26, 2015, 10:40:40 PM: Quote from: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 10:33:40 PM
Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Into what? A quart-sized canning jar?

Maybe they had this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxhqIaYjlD0
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2015, 10:42:54 PM: Quote from: chronovore on November 26, 2015, 10:36:24 PM
Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 10:33:40 PM
Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Into what? A quart-sized canning jar?

A quart-sized mason jar full of ice. :mouf
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 26, 2015, 10:45:03 PM: Quote from: Kara on November 26, 2015, 10:33:40 PM
Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Did you bring the good stuff over to a pleb's :doge
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 10:45:48 PM: "I think this is a little too fruit forward? What do you think?" *pours Kara a 2014 vintage*

Kill me nowwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Samson Manhug on November 26, 2015, 10:45:54 PM: Get invited to a feast and worry about the one bottle of wine you brought. :doge
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Post by: Joe Molotov on November 26, 2015, 11:10:29 PM: (http://i.imgur.com/OExnLF9.jpg)
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Post by: Kara on November 26, 2015, 11:12:49 PM: Should I worry about the lesbian decrying the patriarchy? The toddler who scholar's checkmated a teenager? Please tell me what I should be more concerned with than the wine older than the first girl you shtupped.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 27, 2015, 01:06:37 AM: That was mean and unchill, sorry. :-\

---

(Person I don't know) "So are you dating anyone?" "I only see her every other week for an hour."
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Kara on November 27, 2015, 01:13:52 AM: At dessert I took the chocolate syrup and just went to town and one of the lil kids like O_O you can do that and poured themselves a bowl of chocolate syrup. Teaching the next generation about #dgaf. :jawalrus

Also watching 20-30 somethings dating / in relationships Tindering was lolz. Trust other people brehs. :heh
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Post by: Steve Contra on November 27, 2015, 03:25:18 AM: Finished with pumpkin pie mochi tonight. May have been the best Thanksgiving ever. Also TVC came over. So yeah :aah
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Post by: thisismyusername on November 27, 2015, 03:42:53 AM: Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 26, 2015, 10:17:11 PM
My older sis is by all definitions a single mom but the dad and his family are occasionally in the picture.

What do you mean by occasionally?
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Post by: Samson Manhug on November 27, 2015, 07:38:54 AM: What dishes did you guys eat, Wrath?
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Post by: Am_I_Anonymous on November 27, 2015, 08:40:07 AM: Hope y'all had a good holiday
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Tasty on November 27, 2015, 02:14:44 PM: Quote from: thisismyusername on November 27, 2015, 03:42:53 AM
Quote from: Tasty Meat on November 26, 2015, 10:17:11 PM
My older sis is by all definitions a single mom but the dad and his family are occasionally in the picture.

What do you mean by occasionally?

Every week, so "regularly" is probably the better word haha.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2015, 05:05:43 PM: Thankful that no one in family is racist. We had a great conversation about white privilege and police profiling. No one said anything stupid or offensive.
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Post by: Alcoholic Fish on November 27, 2015, 05:09:51 PM: Hosted some LA transplants in the spirit of the season. GF cooked a spectacular feast. Got a little too drunk on cheap whiskey. All in all a great turkey day.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 27, 2015, 08:15:09 PM: (https://i.imgur.com/nndpdMq.jpg)
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Post by: Samson Manhug on November 28, 2015, 01:02:10 AM: Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 27, 2015, 05:05:43 PM
Thankful that no one in family is racist. We had a great conversation about white privilege and police profiling. No one said anything stupid or offensive.

This is the dream right here. I want this to be the Thanksgiving table at my house in 25 years.
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Shadow Mod on November 28, 2015, 01:05:49 AM: Yeah I got no racism, homophobia, or sexism going on in my fam. When I run into other people's parents/extended family I have to basically stew as to not make things awkward for them. :larry
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Post by: Samson Manhug on November 28, 2015, 01:16:35 AM: I see a trend here. Looks like I'm going to have to move to the PNW to make this a dream a reality.
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Post by: Mupepe on November 28, 2015, 02:39:28 AM: My family is all pretty open minded. No offensive shit.

I spent half of my Thanksgiving day moving. At least I finished.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on November 28, 2015, 09:55:20 AM: My family aint racist at all. My grandma even likes to watch golf just to look at Tiger Woods.
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on November 28, 2015, 11:46:39 AM: Wife's side was very liberal, we had a big talk about empathy and racism this year actually that went really well. We avoid certain topics around my father in order to avoid me exploding in liberal rage.
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Post by: king of the internet on November 28, 2015, 01:22:24 PM: Witnessed a drunken family brawl on Thanksgiving night, which included people being punched in the face and grown men sobbing. :snoop

The whole time I'm trapped in the downstairs living room with no way to get past them, listening the family above me screaming blood murder and smashing shit. :doge (for the record, it wasn't my family)
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: T234 on November 29, 2015, 12:14:20 PM: My Thanksgiving was spent getting asked by my relatives for weed. I ended giving away 58 grams of weed.

Better that than last year; my cousin took out my grandma's storage house with his car, and then tried (unsuccessfully) to light the gas tank on fire while most of the car was still under the structure. My mom ended up slapping his face so hard he landed on the trunk of the car.

Get knocked out by a 60 year-old woman, brehs. :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: Tasty on November 29, 2015, 03:35:05 PM: Quote from: T234 on November 29, 2015, 12:14:20 PM
My Thanksgiving was spent getting asked by my relatives for weed. I ended giving away 58 grams of weed.

Better that than last year; my cousin took out my grandma's storage house with his car, and then tried (unsuccessfully) to light the gas tank on fire while most of the car was still under the structure. My mom ended up slapping his face so hard he landed on the trunk of the car.

Get knocked out by a 60 year-old woman, brehs. :lol :lol :lol

:mindblown Why did he try to blow it up?
Title: Re: happy thanksgiving brehs!
Post by: T234 on November 29, 2015, 04:25:05 PM: That sumbitch is CURR-A-Z.