happy thanksgiving brehs!

[team filler]

spending mine forever alone. hopefully i can get a pizza later and a bottle of something good

[Mr Gilhaney]

That sounds alright.

I'm also spending it alone, because we are unthankful cunts here.

Happy thanksgiving.

[archnemesis]

Why not order a turkey pizza?

[team filler]

i dont hate myself that much

[Am_I_Anonymous]

We had it last night. Enjoy if you will the following glimpse into AiA's life.

Uncle Willie: "Y'all got some more cognac?"

Willie's wife Donna "damnit you had enough drank Willie!"

Willie "Bitch don't make me put my foot up your fuckhole"

Me

My wife

Willie "I'm just playin I ain't hit this bitch in 5 or 6 years".

[chronovore]

Happy Thanksgiving, Boritos! I am thankful to have this little corner of the internet to hang out with you guys.

[Human Snorenado]

There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

[Madrun Badrun]

There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

Its ok, don't let those young 20 somethings intimidate you just because you are old.  Just don't talk about erectile dysfunction and you will do fine. 

[Huff]

Bloody Marie's and football. Solid start to the day so far

[Tasty]

It's six of us including my uncle so it should still be fun. When my grandma gets here tho

Last Easter my younger sis had on a skirt+top which showed some skin.

Grandma: "You look like a whore!" 

Older sis:

Mom:

Dad:

Younger sis:

Me: 

I have high hopes for this holiday when they get here for dessert.

[CatsCatsCats]

Thanksgiving is the fun or the worst depending on how much booze my dad is sneaking.

Ha ha.

 

[tiesto]

Already made a deal to not talk politics with my hardcore Republican Ted Cruz-supporting uncle. Girlfriend, mom, aunt, uncle, 2 cousins and my cousin's bf are the guests here. Just spent hours getting ready and just about finished. My mom's cooking all the sides and my aunt/uncle are doing a bacon wrapped turkey. I'm just hoping my family gets along with my g/f...

Hope everyone has a great time!

[Madrun Badrun]

[brawndolicious]

^Hey they celebrated it once..

My family is going to their friend's house in Napa and I can't be bothered to drive 3 hours to meet someone I barely know so I guess I'm alone. Going to shop online and eat fast food (or maybe Indian) with no shame.

[Kara]

Man lamestreamers are hilarious. This morning I almost got in 2 accidents on my ride because people were OMG HURRY UP and did things like run stop signs or drive while turned around talking and / or yelling at someone in the back seat. IT'S A HOLIDAY CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

[Mr. Gundam]

Headed down to my parents' place for Thanksgiving today. I've been put in charge of beer. Bringing two separate selections.

1. Bunch of stuff that my uncles (who have no regard for sharing with others) can decimate. Seriously, they'll just drink an entire $20 barrel aged stout and not give a fuck that anyone else wanted some.
2. Good stuff that I'm putting in my parents' back garage fridge and will share with my wife, parents and cousins.

[Steve Contra]

I got invited to a friends who is a professional test chef for a ritzy cookbook publisher.  She is by far the best home cook I've ever met.  I'm gonna eat brehs

(Best part is I don't have to do anything but bring wine)

[Joe Molotov]

Ate about a pound of turkey and dressing and washed it down with Diet Racism. 

[Positive Touch]

the Italian side of my family isn't getting together this year so my stomach is painfully unfulfilled right now 

[Huff]

Just woke up from my post brunch nap. Ready for food and drink part 2

[toku]

#blackoutboyz

[Samson Manhug]

I'm thankful for the fact that no matter how far I've been from family or what country I've been in, I have never in my life been forced to skip a Thanksgiving, the most wonderful of all holidays. It makes me really sad that some of you are missing out. Really sad. :'(

[Kara]

What time do normal people eat at? Client never told me what time to come over, nor their gene spawn. I texted saying that I had "lost track of time" which will totally be believable but I assume they're three sheets to the wind by now and won't check their phone.

And no I'm not rolling out without this info, how else am I going to avoid the "this year I'm thankful for" shite pre-meal.

[toku]

What time do normal people eat at? Client never told me what time to come over, nor their gene spawn. I texted saying that I had "lost track of time" which will totally be believable but I assume they're three sheets to the wind by now and won't check their phone.

And no I'm not rolling out without this info, how else am I going to avoid the "this year I'm thankful for" shite pre-meal.

Early evening/late afternoon.

[Kara]

4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer.

[Shadow Mod]

Holidays just aren't my thing this year 

[team filler]

bae still mad at me, but told me to come by and eat. I might not go anyway.

[toku]

4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer.

Are they drinkers? They probably be drinking.

[Kara]

4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer.

Are they drinkers? They probably be drinking.

Let's just say I had to pick up dinner the other night when I flirted my way into this mess.

[El Babua]

About to take my second dump.

[Shadow Mod]

The police scanner is real interesting already...

Woman being abused by mom/brother, brother said in front of 9-1-1 caller that he would break her jaw
Baseball bat assault happening on a bridge
Altercation at Arby's

 

[Huff]

4 for appetizers and 6 for dinner. WTF, that does not sound lamestreamer.

We did drinks at 4/dinner at 6.

Currently trying to avoid being the drunkest girl at the party, but it's tough now a couple cousins are in aa

[chronovore]

There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

Its ok, don't let those young 20 somethings intimidate you just because you are old.  Just don't talk about erectile dysfunction and you will do fine.

Fully expected Arvie's reply to be "Don't worry, you don't have to get through all 20 of them in one sitting. You can eat the others in the coming months if you have enough freezer space.

[thisismyusername]

Holidays just aren't my thing this year 

Same, I'm hating my family.

At least I got some Ham and Salad with a soda (and mixed drink soon I guess) out of the whole ordeal?

There are like 20 something people coming to my house to eat later

Its ok, don't let those young 20 somethings intimidate you just because you are old.  Just don't talk about erectile dysfunction and you will do fine.

Fully expected Arvie's reply to be "Don't worry, you don't have to get through all 20 of them in one sitting. You can eat the others in the coming months if you have enough freezer space.

So did I.

[chronovore]

BTW, I posted in another thread as well, but I GOT MY DAMNED TURKEY DINNER.

It was glorious.

Also met several new people, including an Irish dude who has similar taste in RPG and vidya, except he likes QTEs so we have something to argue about.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's still early but the lines of the day thus far...

Uncle Gary: You made a cake?
Mom: yes
Uncle Gary: with eggs and butter and all that shit?
Mom: yes...
Uncle Gary: Sheeeeiit. A real cake.

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Uncle Gary: any undercover Ben Carson niccas here?

[Dennis]

Happy American Weird Holiday!

[thisismyusername]

Also met several new people, including an Irish dude who has similar taste in RPG and vidya,

 

except he likes QTEs so we have something to argue about.

Hot passionate angry sex over QTE's the best sex.

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I'm joking.

[close]

[Kara]

"Is this French?!?!"
(Disdainful) "...yes."

Wasted the good shit brehs.

[Joe Molotov]

I warned you, bro.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I went over to a friend of my mother's for Thanksgiving, I had a lot of apple pie, I brought home some macaroni and cheese(should've ask for more) and they had a super duper cute dog I played with a lot. Pretty decent day brehs.

I hope everyone enjoyed theirs.

[Oblivion]

I too, am all alone this time.

And yet, this is turning out to be the best Thanksgiving in years.

[Tasty]

Grandma did not disappoint. My older sis is by all definitions a single mom but the dad and his family are occasionally in the picture.

Grandma: Why don't you try to get full custody?

Older sis: Things are good right now, we don't hate each other and she likes her dad-

Grandma: He's just a damn sperm donor anyways, you should get custody. 

Me:

Mom:

Older sis:

[Tasty]

Also met several new people, including an Irish dude who has similar taste in RPG and vidya,

 

except he likes QTEs so we have something to argue about.

Hot passionate angry sex over QTE's the best sex.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm joking.

[close]

[Kara]

Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

[chronovore]

Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Into what? A quart-sized canning jar?

[Tasty]

Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Into what? A quart-sized canning jar?

Maybe they had this:

[Joe Molotov]

Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Into what? A quart-sized canning jar?

A quart-sized mason jar full of ice.

[Shadow Mod]

Someone just poured like a pint of my wine for themselves. fml.

Did you bring the good stuff over to a pleb's 

[Kara]

"I think this is a little too fruit forward? What do you think?" *pours Kara a 2014 vintage*

Kill me nowwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Samson Manhug]

Get invited to a feast and worry about the one bottle of wine you brought. 

[Joe Molotov]

[Kara]

Should I worry about the lesbian decrying the patriarchy? The toddler who scholar's checkmated a teenager? Please tell me what I should be more concerned with than the wine older than the first girl you shtupped.

[Kara]

That was mean and unchill, sorry.

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(Person I don't know) "So are you dating anyone?" "I only see her every other week for an hour."

[Kara]

At dessert I took the chocolate syrup and just went to town and one of the lil kids like O_O you can do that and poured themselves a bowl of chocolate syrup. Teaching the next generation about #dgaf.

Also watching 20-30 somethings dating / in relationships Tindering was lolz. Trust other people brehs.

[Steve Contra]

Finished with pumpkin pie mochi tonight.  May have been the best Thanksgiving ever.  Also TVC came over.  So yeah

[thisismyusername]

My older sis is by all definitions a single mom but the dad and his family are occasionally in the picture.

What do you mean by occasionally?

[Samson Manhug]

What dishes did you guys eat, Wrath?

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Hope y'all had a good holiday

[Tasty]

My older sis is by all definitions a single mom but the dad and his family are occasionally in the picture.

What do you mean by occasionally?

Every week, so "regularly" is probably the better word haha.