I've been meeting with a coworker on weekends to work on some projects. She really likes Arbys so we tend to go there; I rarely order anything outside of a small fry or onion rings. No matter what she orders she asks for "horsey sauce" ie horseradish. I thought this was weird as fuck but whatever.
Flash forward to tonight. I was itching for some onion rings and a shake, so I went to Arbys. Decided to go inside instead of take the drive thru (my first mistake). Got to the front and ordered onion rings and a shake. Then I said "also can I have horsey sauce please." The lady cashier gave me a :beli and said "you mean horseradish? I've never heard a non-kid say that."
There was an older lady behind me in line and I could hear her laughing. I took my food and left in shame.
:snoop
That makes the L even more egregious. Really shows how little respect that Arbys representative had for me. I should have remained loyal to Taco Bell.
I got some time alone with gorgeous girl at work that was ruined by the fact that somehow, someway eighteen people came in looking for me and needing my help. I desperately tried to keep her there while working my shit out with those dudes until she got tired and said "sorry Wrath, let's forget about this"
Take an L from legion of cockblockers, brehs.
I went to Arbys
I wouldn't be surprised. Bunch of thirsty dudes in this building, and I may not be thirsty enough.
Fuck a Arbys. :mafno, fuck YOU, friend
Boss saw me peekin' at the NSFW thread :lol Told me to knock it off with the naked chicks and get back to workFuck a Arbys. :mafno, fuck YOU, friend
All I know is I will get those luscious full lips on my dick at some point. I have to :noah
*this post will be documented for the future as a possible L if I fail*
no, fuck YOU, friend(http://i.imgur.com/ae954RP.gif)
I have to give myself two Ls considering that it's Black History Month. The first is due to not getting a haircut in a timely fashion. I'm looking rough today brehs. My hair gets curly and straight-ish the longer it gets, which results in my hairline looking uneven if I don't get it cut regularly. I figured I could go another week without a cut given that my line was looking decent...but this morning it's looking wack. And I don't have time to get it cut until Wednesday...:gladbron
The second L is for bringing a white girl to my parents Super Bowl party. It didn't go bad but there were some issues at halftime.
*Beyonce performing new song (Formation)
Dollar Store Girl: Wait, did she say...oh nevermind
Mom: What?
DSG: She said "negro" huh...lol
Mom: Is it a problem?
DSG: No...uh just an observation
Mom: That's what they called us when I was young :doge
later
Mom: Do you want thighs like Beyonce?
DSG: No lol
Mom: Why not :foxx
DSG: There's nothing wrong with it, I just don't think I could get thighs like that lol...
Mom: Yeah. I've never seen a white woman with thighs like that (http://i.imgur.com/Qu75gQH.png)
Me: (http://i.imgur.com/vxqNSX7.png)
Not a PAWG, eh?Not skinny but not a pawg per se either
the only white girls I've seen with thighs like Beyoncé have a belly like mine :doge
:lol the thought of Recursive being cat called by a bunch of black women. Did they ask you to shake it as you walked by?
Wow :rofl
smh
the only white girls I've seen with thighs like Beyoncé have a belly like mine :dogeI got a lap dance from a stripper with the best thighs/ass combo I've ever seen on a white girl. :whew
the only white girls I've seen with thighs like Beyoncé have a belly like mine :doge
Wow :rofl
smh
Yeah no shit.....be pushing 40 and still get mom'd the fuck up dude...
Wow :rofl
smh
Yeah no shit.....be pushing 40 and still get mom'd the fuck up dude...
Got clowned for saying ponzi scheme like pawn-zai scheme.
:(Got clowned for saying ponzi scheme like pawn-zai scheme.
I've never heard anyone pronounce it that way before.
:(Got clowned for saying ponzi scheme like pawn-zai scheme.
I've never heard anyone pronounce it that way before.
It's the L that just keeps on giving. I tried to think back about when I have actually heard it pronounced and I don't think I had. I think I had somehow always just read the word.
Weekly meeting with boss.This is the biggest bullshit managing.
3 weeks ago was like "You need a line of 8-9 reps!"
I have 8 now.
Today "What have you been doing?! You need 14-16 reps!"
Also he dropped this one, "Why didn't you tell me this guy wanted to meet me?"
"Boss, I sent you this email saying, 'This guy wants to meet you' two weeks ago"
"Why didn't hound me on it?"
You're a grown ass man and you're afraid to buy condoms?
The only person you got an L from today was that religious upbringing bro.
This morning I had a doctor's appointment. There was some "jasmine vanilla" lotion in the waiting room so I put some on my hands. Smelled pretty good, kind of strong but I figured it wouldn't be too noticeable as the day progressed. Fast forward to this evening: I left work and headed to the auto shop to buy some coolant for my car. When I got to the cashier he said "you've got some strong cologne on." I chuckled and said "actually that's not mine." The minute I said it I mentally went wait, ffffffuuuuuu.
Before I could amend my statement and explain it was just some lotion the cashier gave me the :hitler look
I took my L with a straight face and left the store. I'll have to find a new auto shop to go to in the future.
:brazilcry
Sat down with my toast and coffee, immediately spilled half my joe across the tabletop, soaking the tablecloth and splashing onto my iPad. My son says, "You're gonna need to change the tablecloth." I'm in no mood, and tersely say "You can either help clean up or shut up, but you don't get to advise."Sounds like a triumph for raising some observant and good children.
To my stunned surprise, both my kids quickly and quietly helped me clean the whole thing up. I felt like a shit for snapping. :-\spoiler (click to show/hide)I did tell them thank you, and told them I was very proud of them jumping in to help.[close]
PD what you smell like today?
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out. :snoopI went to work like that once. I was so out of it that morning that I also went to get some water as part of my morning routine but instead of taking my cup I took my helmet.
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out. :snoopTell people it's James Perse reverse seam shirt.
When you been all your life and human interaction confuses you
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out. :snoop
I was so hyped to wear that damn Pokemon shirt that I accidentally threw on a second pair of underwear and called it a day.
:tocry
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out. :snoopIt's not as bad as Halloween when I was in first grade.
I had a school uniform on and realized it was a free dress day, so I just threw off my old clothes and decided to wear some Pokemon shirt I had.
The teachers started looking at me weird, but I brushed it off as I did stuff with my friends.
Eventually I got sent down to the Principal's office, where she said I was going to get in trouble for violation of dress code.
I remember being really confused, since it was a free dress day, until I looked down and saw that I was wearing a doubled-up pair of plaid boxers.
I was so hyped to wear that damn Pokemon shirt that I accidentally threw on a second pair of underwear and called it a day.
Every once in a while this memory comes back with a whole bunch of major Ls I've experienced through life and, for some reason, completely ruins what might be a great day.
All these years have passed and that elementary L still gets to me.
:tocry
Holy shit. This is a real life version of a bad dream.Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out. :snoopIt's not as bad as Halloween when I was in first grade.
I had a school uniform on and realized it was a free dress day, so I just threw off my old clothes and decided to wear some Pokemon shirt I had.
The teachers started looking at me weird, but I brushed it off as I did stuff with my friends.
Eventually I got sent down to the Principal's office, where she said I was going to get in trouble for violation of dress code.
I remember being really confused, since it was a free dress day, until I looked down and saw that I was wearing a doubled-up pair of plaid boxers.
I was so hyped to wear that damn Pokemon shirt that I accidentally threw on a second pair of underwear and called it a day.
Every once in a while this memory comes back with a whole bunch of major Ls I've experienced through life and, for some reason, completely ruins what might be a great day.
All these years have passed and that elementary L still gets to me.
:tocry
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out. :snoopTell people it's James Perse reverse seam shirt.
Fashion is here for you in this time of need. :-[
I'm laying on a living room couch and checked delivery status online* for something arriving today vs just sitting up and looking outside. :(
*on an iPad
Also that's more of a struggle thread issue not an L issue and I'd like to keep this forum's personal adventure threads ontological clean.
Moved to a new town earlier this week. I've never lived in the suburbs before. Most of the previous places I lived had decent public transit so I never learned how to drive. I'm hoping to have a license and car by early next year, but I decided to get into cycling for now.
This evening I walked 3.5 miles to the nearest bike shop and rode the same distance back home. It's been more than a year since I last rode a bike and until today I had only ever ridden one-speeds. I definitely underestimated the challenge of riding a bike for anything besides recreation. I stopped for a few seconds to catch my breath at least 4 times on the way home. Totally freaked as I rode down a steep hill (dragged my feet against the ground to slow down instead of just pulling on the brakes :duh). Hell, I'm still not even sure when and how to change gears. Most of the times when I went up, I could feel the whole bike shake. For some reason it takes way more effort to shift down than up with a Revoshift, regardless of how fast the bike is moving.
One thing I wasn't expecting at all is that my arms hurt way more than my legs. Both of my thumbs are also in some pain just from gripping the handles. Much respect to those of you who do this on the regular :bow2. I have a lot to learn, but it was still pretty fun. I haven't been able to afford a gym membership for the past two months so I appreciate the chance to exercise.
Borean children owning their troll fathers is my favorite part of social media.
Wow man. Im sorry to hear that but I am glad you're okay. Are you planning to still ride once you heal up or are you done with it?
daughter is staring at me with a clinical expression on her face. she kinda half-circles around me, giving me this really intense assessment.
WUT, i ask her.
"hm."
WUT, i insist again.
"well, you're not ugly, but you're not good-looking either. it's really weird."
after i shipped her off to military school forever, i sat in the car with my L, lights off, and shivered in the dark.
How does it feel to be Uncle Phil?
Don't you live in Ohio? Bron getting hate in The Land?Borean children owning their troll fathers is my favorite part of social media.
My baby girl told me that she'd prefer I didn't wear nike like that punk ass Lebron James. Which it turn riled up my wife. Which of course brings me into for no damn reason.
Baby AiA "Man dad you gotta stop wearing Nike like that punk ass Queen James"
Mrs AiA with bionic hearing "girl what did you say? In My HOUSE on Sunday?"
Me *heads towards door
Mrs AiA "this shoe thing is yooouuurrrr (Vince McMahon like) fault"
Don't you live in Ohio? Bron getting hate in The Land?Borean children owning their troll fathers is my favorite part of social media.
My baby girl told me that she'd prefer I didn't wear nike like that punk ass Lebron James. Which it turn riled up my wife. Which of course brings me into for no damn reason.
Baby AiA "Man dad you gotta stop wearing Nike like that punk ass Queen James"
Mrs AiA with bionic hearing "girl what did you say? In My HOUSE on Sunday?"
Me *heads towards door
Mrs AiA "this shoe thing is yooouuurrrr (Vince McMahon like) fault"
:holeup
Childhood rebellion comes in many forms, just be glad she isnt riding PD's dick.
By bff broke my fuckin jaw lol
Drunken roughhousing gone awry. Heading up to mass general today and praying I don't have to go under the knifeMan I learned a long time ago to stop putting stuff up there. Best of luck to you
Just spilled a $3 ice macchiato I bought for a friend all over the floor/my shoes at a WaWa because I forgot the people there haven't learned to put a lid on a cup for 2+ years.
Tried leaving after talking a bit with the cashier since I already paid for my stuff, fixed the lid on my drink, and didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was.
Cashier leaves to get some lady, turns out she is left a 2 liter and gallon of milk I bought way behind the counter that I can't physically get without going through a locked waist-high gate. I decide to wait. I look around and nobody's noticed.
This changes as a construction worker and a man in a suit attempt to lineup and see a 16oz. pool of coffee and milk on the floor.
Lady comes with the cashier complaining in Spanish that this has happened two other times today. Try telling the cashier I need the rest of the stuff I bought. She insists she'll print a receipt that will give me a new drink. I insist I only need the rest of my stuff. She prints the receipt. I ask for my stuff again, this time finally getting it. Look back and there's a line of two dorks going in the clearly coffee soaked lane and not the open, clean lane.
Drive home in coffee-scented shoes permanently scarred and remembering tons of other Ls I've experienced in life.
FeelsBadMan
I rolled my eyes at an :expert in front of me in a line because he was talking about how he used a suboptimal character in that mobotrash Fire Emblem game that just came out because she was two dimensionally attractive to him, which my girlfriend responded to with ":gurl You really going to commit nerd on nerd crime like that?" and I had to try and explain the concept of waifus to someone who knows nothing of the dark depths fucking nerds are capable of sinking to. :snoop
:trumpsQuoteIn one version of the game, you even get a GUN powerup, which lets you stand there and shoot an opposing player(https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/emoticons/v1/114836/2.0)
Submitted an application for Honeywell last week and got a call from a recruiter today. Guy was like "do you have any experience with embedded programming?" and I said "not specifically, but I have 9 years of desktop app development and 4 years of web-based software development"... guy then basically said all snarky "we can't hire you, we need at least a year of embedded development" and then dropped the call.
My stalker recently tried to intimidate me by revealing that they'd found me on faceyb (which is no accomplishment as my account is under my legal name and concealed behind minimal privacy settings) and that they were "happy" that I'd reconnected with people they knew. Thing is, I haven't talked to those people in 5+ years, and the only reason I'm friends with them still on this particular social media platform is because I friended them when I set up my account 5+ years ago.
It's one thing to have a stalker, but another entirely to have a stalker who is actively bad at stalking. Insult, meet injury I suppose?
Misspelled my co-presenters name on a powerpoint I put togetherBrian/Bryan type deal or Maheshawaran type deal? Or maybe you just spelled it Bryn?
feel like an asshole now