Author Topic: Official Ls You Received Today Thread (Read 15807 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #60 on:** July 12, 2016, 08:02:31 PM »

This morning I had a doctor's appointment. There was some "jasmine vanilla" lotion in the waiting room so I put some on my hands. Smelled pretty good, kind of strong but I figured it wouldn't be too noticeable as the day progressed. Fast forward to this evening: I left work and headed to the auto shop to buy some coolant for my car. When I got to the cashier he said "you've got some strong cologne on." I chuckled and said "actually that's not mine." The minute I said it I mentally went wait, ffffffuuuuuu.

Before I could amend my statement and explain it was just some lotion the cashier gave me the

look

I took my L with a straight face and left the store. I'll have to find a new auto shop to go to in the future.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #61 on:** July 12, 2016, 09:36:42 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 12, 2016, 08:02:31 PM

This morning I had a doctor's appointment. There was some "jasmine vanilla" lotion in the waiting room so I put some on my hands. Smelled pretty good, kind of strong but I figured it wouldn't be too noticeable as the day progressed. Fast forward to this evening: I left work and headed to the auto shop to buy some coolant for my car. When I got to the cashier he said "you've got some strong cologne on." I chuckled and said "actually that's not mine." The minute I said it I mentally went wait, ffffffuuuuuu.

Before I could amend my statement and explain it was just some lotion the cashier gave me the look

I took my L with a straight face and left the store. I'll have to find a new auto shop to go to in the future.

Avoid regular vehicle maintenance due to you smelling like a lavender fuckboy, brehs

chronovore · « **Reply #62 on:** July 13, 2016, 12:13:08 AM »

Sat down with my toast and coffee, immediately spilled half my joe across the tabletop, soaking the tablecloth and splashing onto my iPad. My son says, "You're gonna need to change the tablecloth." I'm in no mood, and tersely say "You can either help clean up or shut up, but you don't get to advise."

To my stunned surprise, both my kids quickly and quietly helped me clean the whole thing up. I felt like a shit for snapping. $:-\$

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I did tell them thank you, and told them I was very proud of them jumping in to help.

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brawndolicious · « **Reply #63 on:** July 13, 2016, 01:09:39 AM »

I've been with my girlfriend for 6 months today and sent a cutesy happy anniversary text with stickers and shit.

Then I realized it was to my older brother since I was just talking to him on Google hangouts an hour ago...

Mupepe · « **Reply #64 on:** July 13, 2016, 08:03:20 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 13, 2016, 12:13:08 AM

Sat down with my toast and coffee, immediately spilled half my joe across the tabletop, soaking the tablecloth and splashing onto my iPad. My son says, "You're gonna need to change the tablecloth." I'm in no mood, and tersely say "You can either help clean up or shut up, but you don't get to advise."

To my stunned surprise, both my kids quickly and quietly helped me clean the whole thing up. I felt like a shit for snapping. $:-\$

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I did tell them thank you, and told them I was very proud of them jumping in to help.
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Sounds like a triumph for raising some observant and good children.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #65 on:** July 13, 2016, 10:32:54 AM »

PD what you smell like today?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #66 on:** July 13, 2016, 06:43:58 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 13, 2016, 10:32:54 AM

PD what you smell like today?

Right now? Garlic because I'm finishing cooking some red beans. Earlier today? Hopefully nothing because I didn't put lotion on.

Atramental · « **Reply #67 on:** July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM »

Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.

naff · « **Reply #68 on:** July 14, 2016, 12:52:02 AM »

Classifying this as an L. Total babe hit on me in the lift after i asked her what floor she was going to, of course i took too long to realise what was happening, just said sorry, do i know you? and yeah, nice to meet you

when she got off on her floor. I'm a contractor, and I finish on this project tomorrow.... So now I would need to either catch her in the lobby/lift again or stop on her floor and ask for the "tall pretty girl with dark hair" / try to spot her like a creep. Another L is that I'm too thirsty I guess. Going on 8 weeks since my ex broke up with me right before we moved intoa new house, and since I've only slept with a previous ex I was obsessed with for quite a while, which ended up kinda like this

naff · « **Reply #69 on:** July 14, 2016, 12:58:51 AM »

When you been coding all day and human interaction confuses you

Mupepe · « **Reply #70 on:** July 14, 2016, 07:39:51 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM

Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.

I went to work like that once. I was so out of it that morning that I also went to get some water as part of my morning routine but instead of taking my cup I took my helmet.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #71 on:** July 14, 2016, 07:50:53 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM

Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.

Tell people it's James Perse reverse seam shirt.

Fashion is here for you in this time of need.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #72 on:** July 14, 2016, 09:44:25 AM »

I use to often go out wearing shirts with the buttons missaligned. So don't worry Pallando, you are just as socially ept as a younger Father Mike.

Now I'm so cool that I can align buttons through sheer will power and hand eye coordination alone.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #73 on:** July 14, 2016, 09:50:05 AM »

Quote from: naff on July 14, 2016, 12:58:51 AM

When you been all your life and human interaction confuses you

I don't need coding for an excuse.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #74 on:** July 14, 2016, 10:11:13 PM »

I would beat you up every day after that.

naff · « **Reply #75 on:** July 14, 2016, 10:41:20 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on July 14, 2016, 10:03:26 PM

Quote from: Pallando on July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.

I was so hyped to wear that damn Pokemon shirt that I accidentally threw on a second pair of underwear and called it a day.

When dreams come true

chronovore · « **Reply #76 on:** July 15, 2016, 04:43:13 AM »

Quote from: 213372bu on July 14, 2016, 10:03:26 PM

Quote from: Pallando on July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.
It's not as bad as Halloween when I was in first grade.

I had a school uniform on and realized it was a free dress day, so I just threw off my old clothes and decided to wear some Pokemon shirt I had.

The teachers started looking at me weird, but I brushed it off as I did stuff with my friends.

Eventually I got sent down to the Principal's office, where she said I was going to get in trouble for violation of dress code.

I remember being really confused, since it was a free dress day, until I looked down and saw that I was wearing a doubled-up pair of plaid boxers.

I was so hyped to wear that damn Pokemon shirt that I accidentally threw on a second pair of underwear and called it a day.

Every once in a while this memory comes back with a whole bunch of major Ls I've experienced through life and, for some reason, completely ruins what might be a great day.

All these years have passed and that elementary L still gets to me.

This is wonderful.

Mupepe · « **Reply #77 on:** July 15, 2016, 07:34:09 AM »

Quote from: 213372bu on July 14, 2016, 10:03:26 PM

Quote from: Pallando on July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.
It's not as bad as Halloween when I was in first grade.

I had a school uniform on and realized it was a free dress day, so I just threw off my old clothes and decided to wear some Pokemon shirt I had.

The teachers started looking at me weird, but I brushed it off as I did stuff with my friends.

Eventually I got sent down to the Principal's office, where she said I was going to get in trouble for violation of dress code.

I remember being really confused, since it was a free dress day, until I looked down and saw that I was wearing a doubled-up pair of plaid boxers.

I was so hyped to wear that damn Pokemon shirt that I accidentally threw on a second pair of underwear and called it a day.

Every once in a while this memory comes back with a whole bunch of major Ls I've experienced through life and, for some reason, completely ruins what might be a great day.

All these years have passed and that elementary L still gets to me.

Holy shit. This is a real life version of a bad dream.

tiesto · « **Reply #78 on:** July 15, 2016, 09:30:41 AM »

A couple hot-ass blondes sat at the table behind us at the diner as we were all engaged in a heated discussion about Sonic CD

My other friends are engaged but now I have to remember tone down the dorkiness in public just a bit.

PlayDat · « **Reply #79 on:** July 15, 2016, 02:53:17 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 14, 2016, 07:50:53 AM

Quote from: Pallando on July 13, 2016, 07:07:58 PM
Went out in public with my t-shirt inside out.
Tell people it's James Perse reverse seam shirt.

Fashion is here for you in this time of need.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #80 on:** July 15, 2016, 06:51:26 PM »

When I was in college, I hid all of my video games when I knew a girl was coming to visit. I wasn't about to lose out on a chance to get laid because of my fondness for uguu strategy RPGs.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #81 on:** July 15, 2016, 06:56:11 PM »

I'm laying on a living room couch and checked delivery status online* for something arriving today vs just sitting up and looking outside.

*on an iPad

TVC15 · « **Reply #82 on:** July 15, 2016, 07:02:00 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on July 15, 2016, 06:56:11 PM

I'm laying on a living room couch and checked delivery status online* for something arriving today vs just sitting up and looking outside.

*on an iPad

I did the same thing! I'm still in my underwear. Working from home rulez #1

Kara · « **Reply #83 on:** July 16, 2016, 02:45:48 AM »

I was eating Ben & Jerry's out of the carton alone on a Friday night when an XBOX HUEG roach ran across the kitchen counter.

Truthfully I'm kind of shocked that I've gone almost two years in a commune without seeing one.

On the brightside, I get to collectivize the mass murder of family members of traitors to the Motherland.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #84 on:** July 16, 2016, 12:42:17 PM »

He just saw that you were lonely and had icecream. Give a roach a break dude.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #85 on:** July 16, 2016, 01:02:40 PM »

Also that's more of a struggle thread issue not an L issue and I'd like to keep this forum's personal adventure threads ontological clean.

Kara · « **Reply #86 on:** July 16, 2016, 02:38:55 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 16, 2016, 01:02:40 PM

Also that's more of a struggle thread issue not an L issue and I'd like to keep this forum's personal adventure threads ontological clean.

Ontologically.

Kara · « **Reply #87 on:** July 16, 2016, 02:40:08 PM »

Not knowing comparable adjectives is your L for the day, BTW.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #88 on:** July 16, 2016, 02:41:03 PM »

No, I'm fine with misspellings in this forum's personal adventure threads.

PlayDat · « **Reply #89 on:** July 31, 2016, 12:03:39 PM »

Quote from: PlayDat on July 29, 2016, 10:27:11 PM

Moved to a new town earlier this week. I've never lived in the suburbs before. Most of the previous places I lived had decent public transit so I never learned how to drive. I'm hoping to have a license and car by early next year, but I decided to get into cycling for now.

This evening I walked 3.5 miles to the nearest bike shop and rode the same distance back home. It's been more than a year since I last rode a bike and until today I had only ever ridden one-speeds. I definitely underestimated the challenge of riding a bike for anything besides recreation. I stopped for a few seconds to catch my breath at least 4 times on the way home. Totally freaked as I rode down a steep hill (dragged my feet against the ground to slow down instead of just pulling on the brakes ). Hell, I'm still not even sure when and how to change gears. Most of the times when I went up, I could feel the whole bike shake. For some reason it takes way more effort to shift down than up with a Revoshift, regardless of how fast the bike is moving.

One thing I wasn't expecting at all is that my arms hurt way more than my legs. Both of my thumbs are also in some pain just from gripping the handles. Much respect to those of you who do this on the regular . I have a lot to learn, but it was still pretty fun. I haven't been able to afford a gym membership for the past two months so I appreciate the chance to exercise.

From the random talk thread.

2 days later: I have a concussion, a broken collar bone, and no bike. All I remember is going down a hill really fast and trying to slow down. Next thing I know I'm on a stretcher being lifted into an ambulance. I have no recollection of the impact. Good thing I wore a helmet.

A doctor told me that the fire department picked up the bike. On the cab ride home the driver stopped to pick up it up. A woman walked out as we got there and said they delivered it to the local police department. At the police department, a guy working there told me he had just locked it up. The only people who have the key won't be in until Monday.

My mother was arguing against buying the bike for this very reason. I'm just going to try to avoid talking to my family about it. She told me she might visit in two weeks and my arm's going to be in a sling for at least 4 so she'll probably find out eventually. I'll never hear the end of it. Looks like I'll be walking at least a couple miles a day for a long while. Once I'm healthy enough to ride again, I think I'll be too scared to do it. I chose this post's title to highlight the severity of my L.

Mupepe · « **Reply #90 on:** July 31, 2016, 12:35:59 PM »

Wow man. Im sorry to hear that but I am glad you're okay. Are you planning to still ride once you heal up or are you done with it?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #91 on:** July 31, 2016, 01:03:49 PM »

daughter is staring at me with a clinical expression on her face. she kinda half-circles around me, giving me this really intense assessment.

WUT, i ask her.

"hm."

WUT, i insist again.

"well, you're not ugly, but you're not good-looking either. it's really weird."

after i shipped her off to military school forever, i sat in the car with my L, lights off, and shivered in the dark.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #92 on:** July 31, 2016, 01:36:17 PM »

I've seen you pics. You should be proud of your daughters unbiased analytical mind and her ability to challenge social norms, just like her father.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #93 on:** July 31, 2016, 04:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 31, 2016, 02:51:20 PM

Borean children owning their troll fathers is my favorite part of social media.

My baby girl told me that she'd prefer I didn't wear nike like that punk ass Lebron James. Which it turn riled up my wife. Which of course brings me into for no damn reason.

Baby AiA "Man dad you gotta stop wearing Nike like that punk ass Queen James"

Mrs AiA with bionic hearing "girl what did you say? In My HOUSE on Sunday?"

Me *heads towards door

Mrs AiA "this shoe thing is yooouuurrrr (Vince McMahon like) fault"

T234 · « **Reply #94 on:** July 31, 2016, 05:10:43 PM »

How does it feel to be Uncle Phil?

PlayDat · « **Reply #95 on:** July 31, 2016, 05:50:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 31, 2016, 12:35:59 PM

Wow man. Im sorry to hear that but I am glad you're okay. Are you planning to still ride once you heal up or are you done with it?

I'm not sure yet. There are a lot of hills in this area and few bike lanes. Sidewalks are surprisingly rare too (not that I'd ever ride on one) The places I've lived in that were more bikeable also had decent public transit so I never had the motivation to commute by bike.

My long term goal is to learn how to drive. That's still definitely going to happen.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #96 on:** July 31, 2016, 08:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on July 31, 2016, 01:03:49 PM

daughter is staring at me with a clinical expression on her face. she kinda half-circles around me, giving me this really intense assessment.

WUT, i ask her.

"hm."

WUT, i insist again.

"well, you're not ugly, but you're not good-looking either. it's really weird."

after i shipped her off to military school forever, i sat in the car with my L, lights off, and shivered in the dark.

"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

chronovore · « **Reply #97 on:** August 01, 2016, 09:13:42 AM »

Sorry to hear about your accident, PlayDat. Please learn to use brakes.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #98 on:** August 01, 2016, 09:24:16 AM »

Quote from: T234 on July 31, 2016, 05:10:43 PM

How does it feel to be Uncle Phil?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #99 on:** August 01, 2016, 11:17:48 AM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 31, 2016, 04:46:04 PM

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 31, 2016, 02:51:20 PM
Borean children owning their troll fathers is my favorite part of social media.

My baby girl told me that she'd prefer I didn't wear nike like that punk ass Lebron James. Which it turn riled up my wife. Which of course brings me into for no damn reason.

Baby AiA "Man dad you gotta stop wearing Nike like that punk ass Queen James"

Mrs AiA with bionic hearing "girl what did you say? In My HOUSE on Sunday?"

Me *heads towards door

Mrs AiA "this shoe thing is yooouuurrrr (Vince McMahon like) fault"

Don't you live in Ohio? Bron getting hate in The Land?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #100 on:** August 01, 2016, 11:43:56 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 01, 2016, 11:17:48 AM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on July 31, 2016, 04:46:04 PM
Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on July 31, 2016, 02:51:20 PM
Borean children owning their troll fathers is my favorite part of social media.

My baby girl told me that she'd prefer I didn't wear nike like that punk ass Lebron James. Which it turn riled up my wife. Which of course brings me into for no damn reason.

Baby AiA "Man dad you gotta stop wearing Nike like that punk ass Queen James"

Mrs AiA with bionic hearing "girl what did you say? In My HOUSE on Sunday?"

Me *heads towards door

Mrs AiA "this shoe thing is yooouuurrrr (Vince McMahon like) fault"
Don't you live in Ohio? Bron getting hate in The Land?

Baby girl is a die hard Curry stan

And Mrs AiA already got her a durant jersey which she refuses not to wear at all times in the house......

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #101 on:** August 01, 2016, 01:21:08 PM »

PD is a gentlemen and a scholar.

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Rebelling with PD would be like bringing urkel to the prom.

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Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #102 on:** August 01, 2016, 01:27:40 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on August 01, 2016, 01:15:43 PM

Childhood rebellion comes in many forms, just be glad she isnt riding PD's dick.

Man that image

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #103 on:** August 01, 2016, 01:31:47 PM »

I'm no pedo. scust @ that post

My mom loves Durant. Of course you know the reason: his MVP acceptance speech. She doesn't even know his name, she just calls him "that one nice basketball player, you know who."

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #104 on:** August 08, 2016, 05:08:19 PM »

By bff broke my fuckin jaw lol

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #105 on:** August 08, 2016, 05:21:54 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 08, 2016, 05:08:19 PM

By bff broke my fuckin jaw lol

That requires explanation...

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #106 on:** August 09, 2016, 12:22:40 PM »

Drunken roughhousing gone awry. Heading up to mass general today and praying I don't have to go under the knife

Mupepe · « **Reply #107 on:** August 09, 2016, 12:54:44 PM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 09, 2016, 12:22:40 PM

Drunken roughhousing gone awry. Heading up to mass general today and praying I don't have to go under the knife

Man I learned a long time ago to stop putting stuff up there. Best of luck to you

brawndolicious · « **Reply #108 on:** August 09, 2016, 05:40:28 PM »

Are you sure it's actually broken? That's a pretty serious recovery if they have to wire you up. Could be a week indoors actually.

Hopefully it's just muscle pain.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #109 on:** August 09, 2016, 09:01:41 PM »

It is. Luckily it's a hairline fracture and not broken through, and it's just one side - apparently both brake most of the time - so I'm not getting it wired shut, at least for now. If my bite changes, they're gonna wire me up. Probably the only time in my life in greatful to carry all my tension in my jaw

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #110 on:** August 09, 2016, 09:12:26 PM »

That wouldn't be my "bff" anymore. Damn.

Rufus · « **Reply #111 on:** October 31, 2016, 03:49:43 PM »

And whose fault is that?

Your babo fucked up.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #112 on:** February 13, 2017, 06:47:59 PM »

my kids are watching beyblade on netflix.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #113 on:** February 13, 2017, 06:59:39 PM »

Quote from: 213372bu on February 13, 2017, 01:48:12 PM

Just spilled a $3 ice macchiato I bought for a friend all over the floor/my shoes at a WaWa because I forgot the people there haven't learned to put a lid on a cup for 2+ years.

Tried leaving after talking a bit with the cashier since I already paid for my stuff, fixed the lid on my drink, and didn't want to make it more awkward than it already was.

Cashier leaves to get some lady, turns out she is left a 2 liter and gallon of milk I bought way behind the counter that I can't physically get without going through a locked waist-high gate. I decide to wait. I look around and nobody's noticed.

This changes as a construction worker and a man in a suit attempt to lineup and see a 16oz. pool of coffee and milk on the floor.

Lady comes with the cashier complaining in Spanish that this has happened two other times today. Try telling the cashier I need the rest of the stuff I bought. She insists she'll print a receipt that will give me a new drink. I insist I only need the rest of my stuff. She prints the receipt. I ask for my stuff again, this time finally getting it. Look back and there's a line of two dorks going in the clearly coffee soaked lane and not the open, clean lane.

Drive home in coffee-scented shoes permanently scarred and remembering tons of other Ls I've experienced in life.

FeelsBadMan

this is what you get when you order an iced macchiato, at wawa no less

nudemacusers · « **Reply #114 on:** February 13, 2017, 07:05:09 PM »

holy fuck this show please kill me

chronovore · « **Reply #115 on:** February 13, 2017, 07:42:13 PM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/830764596235485188

Kara · « **Reply #116 on:** February 14, 2017, 01:11:36 AM »

I rolled my eyes at an

in front of me in a line because he was talking about how he used a suboptimal character in that mobotrash Fire Emblem game that just came out because she was two dimensionally attractive to him, which my girlfriend responded to with "

You really going to commit nerd on nerd crime like that?" and I had to try and explain the concept of waifus to someone who knows nothing of the dark depths fucking nerds are capable of sinking to.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #117 on:** February 14, 2017, 10:22:22 AM »

Quote from: Kara on February 14, 2017, 01:11:36 AM

I rolled my eyes at an in front of me in a line because he was talking about how he used a suboptimal character in that mobotrash Fire Emblem game that just came out because she was two dimensionally attractive to him, which my girlfriend responded to with " You really going to commit nerd on nerd crime like that?" and I had to try and explain the concept of waifus to someone who knows nothing of the dark depths fucking nerds are capable of sinking to.

Rufus · « **Reply #118 on:** February 14, 2017, 11:12:04 AM »

bluemax · « **Reply #119 on:** February 15, 2017, 11:34:01 PM »

Kotaku/Deadspin wrote about a game I worked on 3 years ago today: http://deadspin.com/i-can-t-stop-playing-this-shitty-iphone-football-game-1792390816

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Author Topic: Official Ls You Received Today Thread (Read 15807 times)