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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: chronovore on July 02, 2016, 10:23:54 PM

Title: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: chronovore on July 02, 2016, 10:23:54 PM
WELP, I'm going to go celebrate the 4th with a British person. I asked her if we are obligated to fight. If we do, I'm going to make her line up her army while I engage guerrilla tactics from deep behind the treeline.

I watched the documentary film TEAM AMERICA in preparation, celebrating the greatness of our adventurist nation.
http://i.imgur.com/GBO0Uw3.mp4

Christ, where's my beer?

What's your plan to WIN on July 4th, BORE?
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Tasty on July 02, 2016, 10:45:39 PM
:punch Going to a Sox game with my dad :punch

:usacry Gonna drink a bunch of the most American beer ever, Sam Adams :usacry

:american USA USA USA :american
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2016, 10:49:58 PM
I celebrated the best holiday this long weekend by drinking stout and watching euro football; CANADA DAY, all caps.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: D3RANG3D on July 02, 2016, 10:56:11 PM
I celebrated the best holiday this long weekend by drinking stout and watching euro football; CANADA DAY, all caps.

(http://i.imgur.com/NykMTit.png)
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2016, 11:02:55 PM
lol Donald Trump is gonna be your president.  Better celebrate while the good times last. 

 :piss :usacry :piss2
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: D3RANG3D on July 02, 2016, 11:03:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/09DAu7l.jpg)
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 02, 2016, 11:04:17 PM
lol Donald Trump is gonna be your president.  Better celebrate while the good times last. 

 :piss :usacry :piss2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRkLmTkj6k
USA USA USA
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 02, 2016, 11:13:11 PM
Revel in past glories, like all once-great nations do
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Post by: Mupepe on July 02, 2016, 11:14:27 PM
I'm going to the shooting range tomorrow morning like a true fucking American.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: PlayDat on July 03, 2016, 12:13:35 AM
I'm going to a barbecue on Monday.  Normally I'd skip such an event, but this one is being hosted by a good friend who I haven't seen since January.  They also promised it'd be small gathering.  Hopefully this'll be an opportunity to meet new people in a controlled environment. 
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2016, 01:40:31 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/BscTVb8.jpg?1)
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2016, 11:52:37 AM
Going to ride the vintage French bicycle I'm buying today because the French crown made America possible. (wtg morons)

Also I'm staying away from home in the safety of a yuppie lebensraum neighborhood for the weekend as home lies in a city where fireworks are legal to purchase.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2016, 02:02:31 PM
Fuck America. On FB, I learned that today is Return of the Living Dead day, a REAL holiday. Celebrate by watching one of the best NSFW moments of the 80s, Linnea Quigley's grave dance. It's on YouTube, uncensored. I'd post it, but this forum has shitty rules about NSFW content.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 03, 2016, 02:25:47 PM
Post it anyway, fuck the law
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2016, 02:28:25 PM
 :nsfw :nsfw :usacry :usacry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwpXN_CeSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwpXN_CeSk)
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2016, 02:38:17 PM
I wish I could go back in time and see that when I was a kid. Seems like the type of shit lots of people saw when they were young.

Whereas my nude scene memories as a kid kinda revolve around Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and Water World.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2016, 02:43:52 PM
Going to ride the vintage French bicycle I'm buying today because the French crown made America possible. (wtg morons)

Kara, pictured below.

(http://i.imgur.com/KUpUbjs.jpg)

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Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Kara on July 03, 2016, 03:17:04 PM
They're probably built in the Republic of China, given that they describe their products thusly. :larry

Quote
In the new location at Villasanta di Monza, all products of the brand-with-a-shield are conceived and designed according to a purely Italian taste and design.

("Designed in [aspirational country]" is the industry's way of selling their culture when their culture has little actual input on the process of building their product.)
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2016, 05:00:48 PM
Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2016, 05:06:58 PM
Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

America gave us John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, philistine. :ufup
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 03, 2016, 05:32:05 PM
Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

America gave us John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, philistine. :ufup

Perfection such as BTiLC can only be the result of the divine, Tasty.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Tasty on July 03, 2016, 05:33:49 PM
Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

America gave us John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, philistine. :ufup

Perfection such as BTiLC can only be the result of the divine, Tasty.

Q.E.D., the divine have blessed America. :american
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2016, 05:45:00 PM
Big Trouble in Little China is shit
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: chronovore on July 03, 2016, 05:49:04 PM
Fuck America. On FB, I learned that today is Return of the Living Dead day, a REAL holiday. Celebrate by watching one of the best NSFW moments of the 80s, Linnea Quigley's grave dance. It's on YouTube, uncensored. I'd post it, but this forum has shitty rules about NSFW content.
"Trashy's taking off her clothes again!"

I saw this movie in the theater; at the time I was just stunned to think they could put that in an R-Rated movie.
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 03, 2016, 05:50:49 PM
Just finished eating some leftover barbecue from a party I went to on Saturday
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: naff on July 03, 2016, 05:53:47 PM
I asked her if we are obligated to fight. If we do, I'm going to make her line up her army while I engage guerrilla tactics from deep behind the treeline.

:shaq
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2016, 06:06:39 PM
Went to a bbq earlier and saw my friend's dad had aluminum foil on the grill as he cooked meats. How the fuck have I never seen this before. It's brilliant and reduces clean up time so much.
:ohhh

I can't wait to try that.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Huff on July 03, 2016, 06:14:26 PM
Good way to cook things like peppers and onions

Just threw some ribs on the smoker and heading to a couple bars with the old college group
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 03, 2016, 06:39:39 PM
Yea I've wrapped peppers/onions/etc in foil and grilled them before, but never thought of putting a sheet on top of the grill.
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Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2016, 09:56:43 PM
 :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :usacry :american :american :american :american :american :american

https://youtu.be/ToEr_3F3q34
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: king of the internet on July 03, 2016, 10:23:28 PM
Wore my most patriotic shirt all day. #neversurrender  8)  :american :usacry

(https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/613znTz3VRL._UX385_.jpg)
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2016, 10:23:40 PM
not liking Big Trouble in Little China is even more incomprehensible than disliking Hellraiser and Candyman. Did they not ban the usage of lead paint in Canada?
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: T234 on July 03, 2016, 10:39:57 PM
Big Trouble in Little China is shit

Wrong.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 03, 2016, 11:04:38 PM
Ate a fine $30 Italian dinner and shot off fireworks with my family to celebrate Baby Jesus signing the Constitution.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 03, 2016, 11:21:47 PM
Try watching Big Trouble with a person born in China and try not to be embarrassed. 
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2016, 11:28:25 PM
Try watching Big Trouble with a person born in China and try not to be embarrassed. 

Don't be embarrassed. You didn't make it!
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Post by: Kara on July 03, 2016, 11:47:16 PM
I ate Lebanese food while wearing America sunglasses. Glad only Israel bombs them these days since Ronald Reagan cut and ran. :whew
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 03, 2016, 11:56:47 PM
ive been sick all day. i think i have worms or something. and not the good kind that make you lose weight
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2016, 02:49:44 AM
Big Trouble in Little China is shit

You better pray to whatever shitty Canadian God you worship that you don't ever meet me, because if you do I swear to our just American God that I will disembowel you and shove your own guts up BOTH of your stupid assholes, you worthless, stupid piece of shit.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2016, 03:16:56 AM
The movie is too cheesy and racially #problematic for me.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2016, 03:25:40 AM
Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: toku on July 04, 2016, 03:29:50 AM
:nsfw :nsfw :usacry :usacry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwpXN_CeSk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwpXN_CeSk)

 :nsfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEqIeDpTJVw
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on July 04, 2016, 03:45:11 AM
First nail in the coffin of the empire  :gbcry :gbcry :gbcry :gbcry :gbcry :gbcry
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Kara on July 04, 2016, 08:47:42 AM
The movie is too cheesy and racially #problematic for me.

Ignorant white men do tend to wear tank tops outside the house though. :doge
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Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on July 04, 2016, 09:11:55 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/nl8lVgv.gif)
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Post by: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2016, 10:31:28 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ThmFldI.png)
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Post by: Tasty on July 04, 2016, 11:11:47 AM
I can't stand the British/world way of numerical dates.

4/7? Get the fuck out of here.

It's 7/4. :bolo

(http://i.imgur.com/ThmFldI.png)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQwMCQFgQgo
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2016, 11:27:59 AM
Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.
Only white privilege can dismiss racial stereotypes as harmless. White supremecy is not a game. This movie made me legit uncomfortable.


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actually never seen it but if it's as bad as Escape From New York I'll pass
 :letsfukk
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Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Kara on July 04, 2016, 11:55:24 AM
In celebration of this, the last Fourth of July in Obama's America, I went out of my way to piss off an old white man this morning.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2016, 11:59:39 AM
Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.
Only white privilege can dismiss racial stereotypes as harmless. White supremecy is not a game. This movie made me legit uncomfortable.


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actually never seen it but if it's as bad as Escape From New York I'll pass
 :letsfukk
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Dislike.  Escape is wonderful. 

Also I'd be OK with the racism if it was good on some other level but its not.  I mean I enjoy gone with the wind.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 04, 2016, 12:05:12 PM
what the fuck happened with fireworks technology this year? i mean every single one sounds like a damn cannon going off. back in my day all we had was bottle rockets and whistlers and maybe that one weird guy on the block would get one of those huge things. this year tho has been window shaking explosions for the last three days tho.
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Post by: Samson Manhug on July 04, 2016, 12:08:59 PM
I keep thinking the perimeter is being probed then I remember I’m in America and it’s just drunk people losing fingers.
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 04, 2016, 12:22:56 PM
I keep thinking the perimeter is being probed then I remember I’m in America and it’s just drunk people losing fingers.

that's gotta be hell. someone's doing ones by me now that literally sound like explosions. most years i (kinda)  joke about "gunshots or fireworks" but tbh this year it's kinda getting to me :/ shit is annoying.
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Post by: Samson Manhug on July 04, 2016, 12:26:59 PM
I was on a roof top bar a couple nights ago and there were five or six that sounded like car bombs going off. The next bar we went to was super crowded and I got so anxious I just had to go home. I’m kind of a lame date around this time of year.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2016, 12:39:56 PM
That sucks dude.  I feel like I can relate because my dog has PTSD. 

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:doge
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Post by: Positive Touch on July 04, 2016, 12:53:35 PM
dude what did you do to your dog
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Post by: Kara on July 04, 2016, 01:28:50 PM
what the fuck happened with fireworks technology this year? i mean every single one sounds like a damn cannon going off. back in my day all we had was bottle rockets and whistlers and maybe that one weird guy on the block would get one of those huge things. this year tho has been window shaking explosions for the last three days tho.

Last year someone on my street started lighting those off at 7 in the evening and did not stop until 2 in the morning. Fuck the OTC fireworks industry.
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Post by: Mupepe on July 04, 2016, 01:51:45 PM
People in my neighborhood didn't stop until around 3am.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2016, 04:29:14 PM
dude what did you do to your dog

We were in a park on Victoria's day a few years ago and some military people started shooting off an artillery piece in celebration. 
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Post by: Kara on July 04, 2016, 04:48:37 PM
I'm going to a postgrad sorority party.

If I don't make it back alive, know that I hated myself more than anything.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on July 04, 2016, 04:48:41 PM
Likely story, Arvie- she probably found out you had shit taste in movies and is embarrassed to be associated with you
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Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2016, 05:15:45 PM
Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.
Only white privilege can dismiss racial stereotypes as harmless. White supremecy is not a game. This movie made me legit uncomfortable.


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actually never seen it but if it's as bad as Escape From New York I'll pass
 :letsfukk
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Dislike.  Escape is wonderful. 

Also I'd be OK with the racism if it was good on some other level but its not.  I mean I enjoy gone with the wind.

Again, there's nothing racist in the movie! This isn't Sixteen Candles or Breakfast at Tiffany's (both of which are very good movies despite their obviously racist elements). Your desire to be offended would have to outweigh your desire to be entertained to find something worthy of the ugly word "racism" in Big Trouble. Fuck, they even got legit Chinese actors for all the appropriate roles (and there are also plenty of Chinese, named "good guys"). You and PD simply look at who directed it, see it's a white dude, and immediately your PROBLEMATIC senses are tingling.

If you think this is racist, I hope you never watch an actual kung fu flick. The stock characters will blow your mind.
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Post by: D3RANG3D on July 04, 2016, 05:45:02 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2I166f_U

:lawd :aah :rejoice

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:japancry
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Post by: toku on July 04, 2016, 06:11:19 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/76ae24e548e45a3b29f27831291020dd/tumblr_inline_o9t5pqNDfj1r7z2ma_540.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on July 04, 2016, 08:32:50 PM
SOX WON :rock :usacry

YANKEES LOST :rock :usacry

SAW FOUR HOME RUNS WITH MY DAD :rock :usacry

BEST JULY 4TH EVER :rock :usacry
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Post by: chronovore on July 04, 2016, 08:35:54 PM
dude what did you do to your dog
:dead
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Post by: fistfulofmetal on July 04, 2016, 09:01:33 PM
girlfriend and I collectively agreed we'd rather sit around inside and play video games than go see the fireworks.
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2016, 09:11:34 PM
Daps to everyone who doesn't like fireworks. Loud, dangerous, they attract drunk people...no thanks. Had a small bbq affair with the lady and some family members. Earlier today I started slow cooking some pinto beans so now I'm enjoying those with some sliced up sausages.
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Post by: Purrp Skirrp on July 04, 2016, 09:18:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/eiFCYll.jpg)
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Post by: Tasty on July 04, 2016, 09:31:24 PM
I can understand why dirtpoors in shit locations wouldn't go to see bootleg fireworks.

However, in Boston we have july4th.org (http://july4th.org). :preach
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Post by: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2016, 09:37:30 PM
Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.
Only white privilege can dismiss racial stereotypes as harmless. White supremecy is not a game. This movie made me legit uncomfortable.


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actually never seen it but if it's as bad as Escape From New York I'll pass
 :letsfukk
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Dislike.  Escape is wonderful. 

Also I'd be OK with the racism if it was good on some other level but its not.  I mean I enjoy gone with the wind.

Again, there's nothing racist in the movie! This isn't Sixteen Candles or Breakfast at Tiffany's (both of which are very good movies despite their obviously racist elements). Your desire to be offended would have to outweigh your desire to be entertained to find something worthy of the ugly word "racism" in Big Trouble. Fuck, they even got legit Chinese actors for all the appropriate roles (and there are also plenty of Chinese, named "good guys"). You and PD simply look at who directed it, see it's a white dude, and immediately your PROBLEMATIC senses are tingling.

If you think this is racist, I hope you never watch an actual kung fu flick. The stock characters will blow your mind.

Yeah, Big Trouble probably has more Asian/Asian-American actors in positive roles than any other Hollywood movie, like, ever.
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 04, 2016, 09:40:09 PM
So it has 2 Asians in positive rolls? 
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Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2016, 10:33:56 PM
I hope you at least got some ass from pretending to be ashamed by the movie. That'd really be the only acceptable reason for pulling that crap.
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Post by: chronovore on July 04, 2016, 10:53:20 PM
So it has 2 Asians in positive rolls?

David Lo Pan is a community leader.
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Post by: naff on July 04, 2016, 11:02:34 PM
I can't stand the British/world way of numerical dates.

4/7? Get the fuck out of here.

It's 7/4. :bolo

I hate how software has become Americas Trojan horse supplanting global methods with confusing things like this. The number of times i've had to think a little harder because some software displayed m/d/y instead of d/m/y :brazilcry

It's fucking insidious brehs. Likewise with having to have dumb charts in my kitchen to convert Imperial to Metric :maf

I love 'murica, but imperial units, removing random vowels from words and date format differences are annoying af.

I actually have mad respect for how much y'all manage to frustrate the rest of the world with such simple passive aggression  :american :ussrcry :japancry :chinacry :gbcry :swisscry :auscry
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2016, 11:39:00 PM
The movie is too cheesy and racially #problematic for me.

So the movie that makes fun of the "white guy hero saves foreigners" trope by having Kurt Russell act like an idiot and the asian sidekick(Dennis Dun) save the day in the background is racially problematic?

OK, dude.

Given Arab involvement in the slave trade you are in no position to lecture me on race, and you are now being as problematic as the toxic film you defend.

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Post by: Tasty on July 04, 2016, 11:40:58 PM
I can't stand the British/world way of numerical dates.

4/7? Get the fuck out of here.

It's 7/4. :bolo

I hate how software has become Americas Trojan horse supplanting global methods with confusing things like this. The number of times i've had to think a little harder because some software displayed m/d/y instead of d/m/y :brazilcry

It's fucking insidious brehs. Likewise with having to have dumb charts in my kitchen to convert Imperial to Metric :maf

I love 'murica, but imperial units, removing random vowels from words and date format differences are annoying af.

I actually have mad respect for how much y'all manage to frustrate the rest of the world with such simple passive aggression  :american :ussrcry :japancry :chinacry :gbcry :swisscry :auscry

Imperial units = sucks
Removing "random" aka completely useless vowels = GDLK
Date formats = US way or the highway :bolo
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Post by: TVC15 on July 04, 2016, 11:41:31 PM
Can we get a name change to Phoenix Dark Baking a Pie?
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Tasty on July 04, 2016, 11:42:36 PM
Can we get a name change to Phoenix Dark Baking a Pie?

Phoenix Baking a Pie Darkly
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 04, 2016, 11:46:57 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/MvaAdfF.png)
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Post by: eleuin on July 05, 2016, 12:00:29 AM
late happy birthday america, here is the best usa related gif

(https://media.giphy.com/media/s5C4U3oAw4yeQ/giphy.gif)
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Post by: toku on July 05, 2016, 12:04:18 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/HhuXuMb.jpg)
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Post by: CatsCatsCats on July 05, 2016, 12:10:43 AM
We didn't feel like driving to one of the firework displays so we just had a fire and roasted marshmallows for smores
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Post by: TVC15 on July 05, 2016, 12:29:01 AM
In addition, Arvie, feigning shame at Big Trouble while viewing with a Chinese chick is as shameful as going on an Opa-esque third world fuck tour. The next time you need to score, rather than betray your culture shamefully, why not just go to a poverty-stricken hellhole like the UK?
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2016, 01:02:48 AM
I honestly just thought the idea of watching it with an asian person would be funny.  Dont think you would have taken a troll like this a few years ago.  you getting old.

it is a shitty movie though
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: TVC15 on July 05, 2016, 01:07:08 AM
Sorry, dude. Your previous earnestness betrays you. I hope you can grow to know how foolish you were, and I hope you can rewatch the movie with post-GAFian eyes and feel bad about your cultural betrayal. I hope it was worth it at the time 
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Kara on July 05, 2016, 01:24:38 AM
I met the younger sorority sister version of myself today (down to the "can't get over multi-year relationship" thing while having no soul and being a power drinker). She even has the feminine form of my given name as her given name. Now I know what the captain in The Secret Sharer felt like.
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 05, 2016, 02:05:52 AM
I met the younger sorority sister version of myself today (down to the "can't get over multi-year relationship" thing while having no soul and being a power drinker). She even has the feminine form of my given name as her given name. Now I know what the captain in The Secret Sharer felt like.

Did you ask to see her Warhammer 40k library?
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Trent Dole on July 05, 2016, 04:04:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1cSngpUiow
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 05, 2016, 01:01:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R64htYJSk7I
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2016, 03:56:43 PM
something worth celebrating yesterday

http://i.imgur.com/EHTN00d.gif
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Post by: naff on July 05, 2016, 11:14:51 PM
lol Donald Trump is gonna be your president.  Better celebrate while the good times last. 

 :piss :usacry :piss2

not sure if this will be thought of generally as a pro or con, but the current canadian PM is an asshat (and also an idiot riding solely on success of his father), but at least pretty innocuous seeming, a loveable scamp maybe? 

Justin Trudeau on party tricks people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnwK01n904
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Great Rumbler on July 05, 2016, 11:35:46 PM
Don't most people like Justin Trudeau?
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Madrun Badrun on July 05, 2016, 11:43:28 PM
ya at least as far as politicians go

(https://shawglobalnews.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/cpt122324726_high.jpg?quality=70&strip=all&w=650&h=448&crop=1)

https://www.google.ca/search?q=trudeau+pride&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiMns-t9d3NAhUF9YMKHS5lBPkQ_AUICCgB&biw=1760&bih=865#imgrc=_

compare this to Trump  :doge
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: naff on July 05, 2016, 11:54:34 PM
:lol yeah, trudeau seems like a decent human at least. I'm probably just mad I'm an idiot too and don't have a powerful father to propel me to success despite my flaws
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Phoenix Dark on July 06, 2016, 01:24:13 AM
Waiting for the inevitable Trudeau sex scandal
:lawd

8 years scandal free for Obama
:whew
Title: Re: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"
Post by: Joe Molotov on July 06, 2016, 10:22:13 AM
Waiting for the inevitable Trudeau sex scandal
:lawd

8 years scandal free for Obama
:whew

An 11th hour Obama/Trudeau sex scandal.  :phil