AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! "Independence Day 240"

[chronovore]

WELP, I'm going to go celebrate the 4th with a British person. I asked her if we are obligated to fight. If we do, I'm going to make her line up her army while I engage guerrilla tactics from deep behind the treeline.

I watched the documentary film TEAM AMERICA in preparation, celebrating the greatness of our adventurist nation.
http://i.imgur.com/GBO0Uw3.mp4

Christ, where's my beer?

What's your plan to WIN on July 4th, BORE?

[Tasty]

Going to a Sox game with my dad

Gonna drink a bunch of the most American beer ever, Sam Adams

USA USA USA

[Madrun Badrun]

I celebrated the best holiday this long weekend by drinking stout and watching euro football; CANADA DAY, all caps.

[D3RANG3D]

I celebrated the best holiday this long weekend by drinking stout and watching euro football; CANADA DAY, all caps.

[Madrun Badrun]

lol Donald Trump is gonna be your president.  Better celebrate while the good times last. 

 

[D3RANG3D]

[Phoenix Dark]

lol Donald Trump is gonna be your president.  Better celebrate while the good times last. 

 

USA USA USA

[Madrun Badrun]

Revel in past glories, like all once-great nations do

[Mupepe]

I'm going to the shooting range tomorrow morning like a true fucking American.

[PlayDat]

I'm going to a barbecue on Monday.  Normally I'd skip such an event, but this one is being hosted by a good friend who I haven't seen since January.  They also promised it'd be small gathering.  Hopefully this'll be an opportunity to meet new people in a controlled environment. 

[Human Snorenado]

[Kara]

Going to ride the vintage French bicycle I'm buying today because the French crown made America possible. (wtg morons)

Also I'm staying away from home in the safety of a yuppie lebensraum neighborhood for the weekend as home lies in a city where fireworks are legal to purchase.

[TVC15]

Fuck America. On FB, I learned that today is Return of the Living Dead day, a REAL holiday. Celebrate by watching one of the best NSFW moments of the 80s, Linnea Quigley's grave dance. It's on YouTube, uncensored. I'd post it, but this forum has shitty rules about NSFW content.

[CatsCatsCats]

Post it anyway, fuck the law

[TVC15]

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwpXN_CeSk

[Phoenix Dark]

I wish I could go back in time and see that when I was a kid. Seems like the type of shit lots of people saw when they were young.

Whereas my nude scene memories as a kid kinda revolve around Nightmare On Elm Street 3 and Water World.

[Joe Molotov]

Going to ride the vintage French bicycle I'm buying today because the French crown made America possible. (wtg morons)

Kara, pictured below.

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jk, Kuota is an Italian brand

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[Kara]

They're probably built in the Republic of China, given that they describe their products thusly.

In the new location at Villasanta di Monza, all products of the brand-with-a-shield are conceived and designed according to a purely Italian taste and design.

("Designed in [aspirational country]" is the industry's way of selling their culture when their culture has little actual input on the process of building their product.)

[Human Snorenado]

Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

[Tasty]

Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

America gave us John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, philistine.

[Human Snorenado]

Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

America gave us John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, philistine.

Perfection such as BTiLC can only be the result of the divine, Tasty.

[Tasty]

Really tho, who gives a shit about America. Yesterday was the 30th anniversary of the premiere of Big Trouble in Little China, which is honestly more important.

America gave us John Carpenter and Kurt Russell, philistine.

Perfection such as BTiLC can only be the result of the divine, Tasty.

Q.E.D., the divine have blessed America.

[Madrun Badrun]

Big Trouble in Little China is shit

[chronovore]

Fuck America. On FB, I learned that today is Return of the Living Dead day, a REAL holiday. Celebrate by watching one of the best NSFW moments of the 80s, Linnea Quigley's grave dance. It's on YouTube, uncensored. I'd post it, but this forum has shitty rules about NSFW content.

"Trashy's taking off her clothes again!"

I saw this movie in the theater; at the time I was just stunned to think they could put that in an R-Rated movie.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Just finished eating some leftover barbecue from a party I went to on Saturday

[naff]

I asked her if we are obligated to fight. If we do, I'm going to make her line up her army while I engage guerrilla tactics from deep behind the treeline.

[Phoenix Dark]

Went to a bbq earlier and saw my friend's dad had aluminum foil on the grill as he cooked meats. How the fuck have I never seen this before. It's brilliant and reduces clean up time so much.


I can't wait to try that.

[Huff]

Good way to cook things like peppers and onions

Just threw some ribs on the smoker and heading to a couple bars with the old college group

[Phoenix Dark]

Yea I've wrapped peppers/onions/etc in foil and grilled them before, but never thought of putting a sheet on top of the grill.

[TVC15]

 

[king of the internet]

Wore my most patriotic shirt all day. #neversurrender   

[TVC15]

not liking Big Trouble in Little China is even more incomprehensible than disliking Hellraiser and Candyman. Did they not ban the usage of lead paint in Canada?

[T234]

Big Trouble in Little China is shit

Wrong.

[Joe Molotov]

Ate a fine $30 Italian dinner and shot off fireworks with my family to celebrate Baby Jesus signing the Constitution.

[Madrun Badrun]

Try watching Big Trouble with a person born in China and try not to be embarrassed. 

[TVC15]

Try watching Big Trouble with a person born in China and try not to be embarrassed. 

Don't be embarrassed. You didn't make it!

[Kara]

I ate Lebanese food while wearing America sunglasses. Glad only Israel bombs them these days since Ronald Reagan cut and ran.

[TVC15]

ive been sick all day. i think i have worms or something. and not the good kind that make you lose weight

[Human Snorenado]

Big Trouble in Little China is shit

You better pray to whatever shitty Canadian God you worship that you don't ever meet me, because if you do I swear to our just American God that I will disembowel you and shove your own guts up BOTH of your stupid assholes, you worthless, stupid piece of shit.

[Phoenix Dark]

The movie is too cheesy and racially #problematic for me.

[TVC15]

Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.

[toku]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwwpXN_CeSk

 

[Cerveza mas fina]

First nail in the coffin of the empire 

[Kara]

The movie is too cheesy and racially #problematic for me.

Ignorant white men do tend to wear tank tops outside the house though.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

[Joe Molotov]

[Tasty]

I can't stand the British/world way of numerical dates.

4/7? Get the fuck out of here.

It's 7/4.

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[Phoenix Dark]

Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.

Only white privilege can dismiss racial stereotypes as harmless. White supremecy is not a game. This movie made me legit uncomfortable.

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actually never seen it but if it's as bad as Escape From New York I'll pass
 

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[Kara]

In celebration of this, the last Fourth of July in Obama's America, I went out of my way to piss off an old white man this morning.

[Madrun Badrun]

Eh, you and Arvie are at like GAF-levels of PC here. Yes, the movie employs stereotypes, but they're all like direct rips from Shaw Bros type stuff. These are stereotypes worth a giggle, not scorn.

Only white privilege can dismiss racial stereotypes as harmless. White supremecy is not a game. This movie made me legit uncomfortable.

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actually never seen it but if it's as bad as Escape From New York I'll pass
 

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Dislike.  Escape is wonderful. 

Also I'd be OK with the racism if it was good on some other level but its not.  I mean I enjoy gone with the wind.

[Positive Touch]

what the fuck happened with fireworks technology this year? i mean every single one sounds like a damn cannon going off. back in my day all we had was bottle rockets and whistlers and maybe that one weird guy on the block would get one of those huge things. this year tho has been window shaking explosions for the last three days tho.

[Samson Manhug]

I keep thinking the perimeter is being probed then I remember I’m in America and it’s just drunk people losing fingers.

[Positive Touch]

I keep thinking the perimeter is being probed then I remember I’m in America and it’s just drunk people losing fingers.

that's gotta be hell. someone's doing ones by me now that literally sound like explosions. most years i (kinda)  joke about "gunshots or fireworks" but tbh this year it's kinda getting to me :/ shit is annoying.

[Samson Manhug]

I was on a roof top bar a couple nights ago and there were five or six that sounded like car bombs going off. The next bar we went to was super crowded and I got so anxious I just had to go home. I’m kind of a lame date around this time of year.

[Madrun Badrun]

That sucks dude.  I feel like I can relate because my dog has PTSD. 

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[Positive Touch]

dude what did you do to your dog

[Kara]

what the fuck happened with fireworks technology this year? i mean every single one sounds like a damn cannon going off. back in my day all we had was bottle rockets and whistlers and maybe that one weird guy on the block would get one of those huge things. this year tho has been window shaking explosions for the last three days tho.

Last year someone on my street started lighting those off at 7 in the evening and did not stop until 2 in the morning. Fuck the OTC fireworks industry.

[Mupepe]

People in my neighborhood didn't stop until around 3am.

[Madrun Badrun]

dude what did you do to your dog

We were in a park on Victoria's day a few years ago and some military people started shooting off an artillery piece in celebration. 

[Kara]

I'm going to a postgrad sorority party.

If I don't make it back alive, know that I hated myself more than anything.