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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 08:16:44 PM

Title: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 08:16:44 PM
... they are now your age/older/dead? (uhh though i guess that last one might bring its own problems)

asking for a frenemy.
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: nudemacusers on August 05, 2016, 08:19:33 PM
Or what about Claudia from interview with a vampire? Surely that's a pass, right?  :doge
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Post by: helios on August 05, 2016, 08:23:34 PM
 :noooo
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Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 05, 2016, 08:27:33 PM
Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional. 
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 05, 2016, 08:33:16 PM
I think we can all agree Hollywood needs to develop a modern freaky Friday where a grade school gymnast switches minds with a 22 year old stripper coke addict.

 :success







Posting via seven proxies.  :doge
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 05, 2016, 08:33:54 PM
Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional.

I saw Leon when I was an adult. No.

Jumanji on the other hand :obama

Young Phoenix had a crush on Young Kristen Dunst :obama
spoiler (click to show/hide)
I wrote her a letter when I was a kid asking if she had read The Great Gilly Hopkins and saying she should definitely play her in a movie.
:stahp
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Post by: nudemacusers on August 05, 2016, 08:35:30 PM
That spoiler  :(
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 08:35:59 PM
i AM the seven proxies.
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 05, 2016, 08:38:45 PM
Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional.

I saw Leon when I was an adult. No.


This is not the comment I remember a few years ago!
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Post by: Mupepe on August 05, 2016, 08:40:52 PM
I feel dirty when I look up actresses who were young in older movies but are now fully grown and hot. The girl from Pan's Labyrinth is :omg
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Post by: chronovore on August 05, 2016, 09:02:48 PM
I feel dirty when I look up actresses who were young in older movies but are now fully grown and hot. The girl from Pan's Labyrinth is :omg

Problematic.
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Post by: TakingBackSunday on August 05, 2016, 09:04:28 PM
I started feeling funny things about Emma Watson around Goblet of fire
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Post by: toku on August 05, 2016, 09:30:01 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9buepm.gif)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 09:41:31 PM
i was hoping for a more explicitly creepy/spooky toku gif :(
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Post by: toku on August 05, 2016, 09:55:03 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZslG1FQ.gif)
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 09:56:31 PM
thx
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Post by: Rufus on August 05, 2016, 10:02:32 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9buepm.gif)
Fun fact: An issue of the Sailor Moon comic (cobbled together from stills of the show) was banned in Germany. Chibi Moon's facial expression in a scene where a small boy exposes himself to her (Crayon Schin-chan reference) was misinterpreted as a lascivious sticking out of her tongue instead of the mouth agape cartoon shock that it was.




Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: Tasty on August 05, 2016, 10:02:56 PM
Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses. :hitler
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Post by: Great Rumbler on August 05, 2016, 10:11:43 PM
something something Blue Lagoon
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 05, 2016, 10:18:24 PM
It's fine as long as you don't talk about it on the Internet.
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 10:19:05 PM
Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses. :hitler

I also play the clarinet.

But there's no chance I could ever get anyone like Mia Farrow to let me have a marriage and family I can shit up, so everything should be okay.
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Post by: El Babua on August 05, 2016, 10:23:58 PM
Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses. :hitler

I also play the clarinet.

But there's no chance I could ever get anyone like Mia Farrow to let me have a marriage and family I can shit up, so everything should be okay.

You can still get cucked by a Sinatra tho.
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: Tasty on August 05, 2016, 10:24:43 PM
something something Blue Lagoon

Wait which one are we pretending not to lust over? (https://media.riffsy.com/images/2aae7330e0d79648e829f4aa2f896ce6/raw)
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 10:29:05 PM
Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses. :hitler

I also play the clarinet.

But there's no chance I could ever get anyone like Mia Farrow to let me have a marriage and family I can shit up, so everything should be okay.

You can still get cucked by a Sinatra tho.

fuckin Sinatra.
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: toku on August 05, 2016, 10:48:48 PM
something something Blue Lagoon

Wait which one are we pretending not to lust over? (https://media.riffsy.com/images/2aae7330e0d79648e829f4aa2f896ce6/raw)

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ecccb192df55800c08ca819975e63673/tumblr_n5597p1MDX1spe1sqo1_500.gif)

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/6cf20cab28a79df217ccb118879e17e2/tumblr_nfpmp7FldV1shmy7to1_250.gif)
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: Tasty on August 05, 2016, 10:55:18 PM
something something Blue Lagoon

Wait which one are we pretending not to lust over? (https://media.riffsy.com/images/2aae7330e0d79648e829f4aa2f896ce6/raw)

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ecccb192df55800c08ca819975e63673/tumblr_n5597p1MDX1spe1sqo1_500.gif)

(https://66.media.tumblr.com/6cf20cab28a79df217ccb118879e17e2/tumblr_nfpmp7FldV1shmy7to1_250.gif)

(https://media.giphy.com/media/140BQZMYDNbN5K/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 05, 2016, 11:51:07 PM
It's fine as long as you don't talk about it on the Internet.



Thanks, will relay this to my friend.
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2016, 01:50:05 AM
Christopher Atkins was 18/19 when Blue Lagoon was filmed, I'm safe. :whew
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Post by: recursivelyenumerable on August 06, 2016, 02:28:39 AM
fwiw, in general the women i thirst after in real life are my age/older/dead. um, I mean, what I mean is ...
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Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2016, 02:29:41 AM
fwiw, in general the women i thirst after in real life are my age/older/dead. um, I mean, what I mean is ...

Quoted for posterity (aka police reports.) :ufup
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Post by: toku on August 06, 2016, 02:37:21 AM
fwiw, in general the women i thirst after in real life are my age/older/dead. um, I mean, what I mean is ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9HAnhBtAQg
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Post by: Mr Gilhaney on August 06, 2016, 06:06:49 AM
Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional.

In star wars though. :leon
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: chronovore on August 06, 2016, 04:51:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9buepm.gif)
Fun fact: An issue of the Sailor Moon comic (cobbled together from stills of the show) was banned in Germany. Chibi Moon's facial expression in a scene where a small boy exposes himself to her (Crayon Schin-chan reference) was misinterpreted as a lascivious sticking out of her tongue instead of the mouth agape cartoon shock that it was.

Germany: Still no sense of humor.
Title: Re: is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...
Post by: Rufus on August 06, 2016, 04:57:17 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/U9buepm.gif)
Fun fact: An issue of the Sailor Moon comic (cobbled together from stills of the show) was banned in Germany. Chibi Moon's facial expression in a scene where a small boy exposes himself to her (Crayon Schin-chan reference) was misinterpreted as a lascivious sticking out of her tongue instead of the mouth agape cartoon shock that it was.

Germany: Still no sense of humor.
Strangely, nobody found fault with the episode this was based on. Ratings, arbitrary by design.  :derp
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 06, 2016, 05:02:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkSAZqcaveQ
:dead
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Post by: Trent Dole on August 06, 2016, 05:02:14 PM
:oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :oreilly :itagaki
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Post by: Rufus on August 06, 2016, 05:05:40 PM
That's the one. :lol
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Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 06, 2016, 06:10:51 PM
Wish I had sailor moon undies :goty
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Post by: toku on August 06, 2016, 06:24:54 PM
kawaii desu ne~
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2016, 06:36:22 PM
Sailor Moon is very problematic (for a variety of reasons).  :doge
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Post by: Yeti on August 06, 2016, 07:02:31 PM
Why is the Sailor of Earth's Moon in charge of the Sailors of entire planets? It makes no sense
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Post by: Joe Molotov on August 06, 2016, 07:10:28 PM
..and that's the main one.
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Post by: Tasty on August 06, 2016, 07:11:57 PM
Why is the Sailor of Earth's Moon in charge of the Sailors of entire planets? It makes no sense

Because Venus is fucking terrible, that's why.