is it ok to thirst over underage girls in old movies on the grounds that ...

[recursivelyenumerable]

... they are now your age/older/dead? (uhh though i guess that last one might bring its own problems)

asking for a frenemy.

[nudemacusers]

Or what about Claudia from interview with a vampire? Surely that's a pass, right? 

[helios]

 

[Madrun Badrun]

Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional. 

[nudemacusers]

I think we can all agree Hollywood needs to develop a modern freaky Friday where a grade school gymnast switches minds with a 22 year old stripper coke addict.

 







Posting via seven proxies. 

[Phoenix Dark]

Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional.

I saw Leon when I was an adult. No.

Jumanji on the other hand

Young Phoenix had a crush on Young Kristen Dunst

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I wrote her a letter when I was a kid asking if she had read The Great Gilly Hopkins and saying she should definitely play her in a movie.

[close]

[nudemacusers]

That spoiler 

[recursivelyenumerable]

i AM the seven proxies.

[Madrun Badrun]

Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional.

I saw Leon when I was an adult. No.

This is not the comment I remember a few years ago!

[Mupepe]

I feel dirty when I look up actresses who were young in older movies but are now fully grown and hot. The girl from Pan's Labyrinth is

[chronovore]

I feel dirty when I look up actresses who were young in older movies but are now fully grown and hot. The girl from Pan's Labyrinth is

Problematic.

[TakingBackSunday]

I started feeling funny things about Emma Watson around Goblet of fire

[toku]

[recursivelyenumerable]

i was hoping for a more explicitly creepy/spooky toku gif

[toku]

[recursivelyenumerable]

thx

[Rufus]

(Image removed from quote.)

Fun fact: An issue of the Sailor Moon comic (cobbled together from stills of the show) was banned in Germany. Chibi Moon's facial expression in a scene where a small boy exposes himself to her (Crayon Schin-chan reference) was misinterpreted as a lascivious sticking out of her tongue instead of the mouth agape cartoon shock that it was.

[Tasty]

Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses.

[Great Rumbler]

something something Blue Lagoon

[Joe Molotov]

It's fine as long as you don't talk about it on the Internet.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses.

I also play the clarinet.

But there's no chance I could ever get anyone like Mia Farrow to let me have a marriage and family I can shit up, so everything should be okay.

[El Babua]

Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses.

I also play the clarinet.

But there's no chance I could ever get anyone like Mia Farrow to let me have a marriage and family I can shit up, so everything should be okay.

You can still get cucked by a Sinatra tho.

[Tasty]

something something Blue Lagoon

Wait which one are we pretending not to lust over?

[recursivelyenumerable]

Is recursive actually Woody Allen? They're both at around the same level of tedious neuroses.

I also play the clarinet.

But there's no chance I could ever get anyone like Mia Farrow to let me have a marriage and family I can shit up, so everything should be okay.

You can still get cucked by a Sinatra tho.

fuckin Sinatra.

[toku]

something something Blue Lagoon

Wait which one are we pretending not to lust over? (Image removed from quote.)

[Tasty]

something something Blue Lagoon

Wait which one are we pretending not to lust over? (Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's fine as long as you don't talk about it on the Internet.

Thanks, will relay this to my friend.

[Tasty]

Christopher Atkins was 18/19 when Blue Lagoon was filmed, I'm safe.

[recursivelyenumerable]

fwiw, in general the women i thirst after in real life are my age/older/dead. um, I mean, what I mean is ...

[Tasty]

fwiw, in general the women i thirst after in real life are my age/older/dead. um, I mean, what I mean is ...

Quoted for posterity (aka police reports.)

[toku]

fwiw, in general the women i thirst after in real life are my age/older/dead. um, I mean, what I mean is ...

[Mr Gilhaney]

Lets ask PD about Natalie Portman in Leon the professional.

In star wars though.

[chronovore]

(Image removed from quote.)

Fun fact: An issue of the Sailor Moon comic (cobbled together from stills of the show) was banned in Germany. Chibi Moon's facial expression in a scene where a small boy exposes himself to her (Crayon Schin-chan reference) was misinterpreted as a lascivious sticking out of her tongue instead of the mouth agape cartoon shock that it was.

Germany: Still no sense of humor.

[Rufus]

(Image removed from quote.)

Fun fact: An issue of the Sailor Moon comic (cobbled together from stills of the show) was banned in Germany. Chibi Moon's facial expression in a scene where a small boy exposes himself to her (Crayon Schin-chan reference) was misinterpreted as a lascivious sticking out of her tongue instead of the mouth agape cartoon shock that it was.

Germany: Still no sense of humor.

Strangely, nobody found fault with the episode this was based on. Ratings, arbitrary by design. 

[Phoenix Dark]

[Trent Dole]

[Rufus]

That's the one.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Wish I had sailor moon undies

[toku]

kawaii desu ne~

[Joe Molotov]

Sailor Moon is very problematic (for a variety of reasons). 

[Yeti]

Why is the Sailor of Earth's Moon in charge of the Sailors of entire planets? It makes no sense

[Joe Molotov]

..and that's the main one.

[Tasty]

Why is the Sailor of Earth's Moon in charge of the Sailors of entire planets? It makes no sense

Because Venus is fucking terrible, that's why.