THE BORE

General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Great Rumbler on August 13, 2016, 09:34:49 PM

Title: Burkinis
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 13, 2016, 09:34:49 PM: On the one hand, banning people from the beach for not exposing enough skin seems a little ridiculous. On the other hand, have you guys seen these burkinis?

(http://i.imgur.com/mcLwZ3W.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/c4sY7fU.jpg)

Can I get a "whew lads" in here? :whew
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 13, 2016, 09:36:52 PM: Slutty Muslim is gonna be the new Halloween costume hotness.
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 13, 2016, 09:42:28 PM: Sand in pants.
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: thisismyusername on August 13, 2016, 11:00:23 PM: Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 13, 2016, 09:42:28 PM
Sand in pants.

Thinking too small: Heat at the beach.

I mean I vastly prefer one-pieces to two-piece swimsuits on women (well duh, I'm gay. But no, really) but wearing what is basically covering you from head to toe in afternoon heat? No, ma'am.
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 13, 2016, 11:52:49 PM: Pretty sure burkaneers can take the heat.
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Phoenix Dark on August 14, 2016, 12:17:06 AM: whew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ho3yh-4vw
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: HyperZoneWasAwesome on August 14, 2016, 02:57:10 AM: man, female time travelers from the 1920's are gonna be so mad about losing these.
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: team filler on August 14, 2016, 03:38:24 AM: can't they have a burka beach, like how they got nude beaches?
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Momo on August 14, 2016, 04:05:18 AM: Jesus Christ mods, put a NSFW in there
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 14, 2016, 12:27:48 PM: Quote from: filler on August 14, 2016, 03:38:24 AM
can't they have a burka beach, like how they got nude beaches?

They were going to have burkini day, but French people freaked out.
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: nudemacusers on August 14, 2016, 12:36:52 PM: women being let outside :maf
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: I'm a Puppy! on August 14, 2016, 12:43:29 PM: Quote from: Momo on August 14, 2016, 04:05:18 AM
Jesus Christ mods, put a NSFW in there
I think you mean, "Mohammed PBUH mods, put a NSFW in there." :hitler
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Samson Manhug on August 14, 2016, 01:38:54 PM: Quote from: filler on August 14, 2016, 03:38:24 AM
can't they have a burka beach, like how they got nude beaches?

Maybe they can make burka water fountains too
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 14, 2016, 01:53:26 PM: Ones with eyehole straws?
Title: Re: Burkinis
Post by: Brehvolution on August 14, 2016, 06:44:34 PM: On the bright side, no sunburn. :yeshrug