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The mayor of Cannes wants to ban burkinis from his beaches because they are "a symbol of Islamic extremism"

I agree, Muslims needs to conform to our slutty Western standards.
9 (47.4%)
I disagree, freedom of religion is very important.
5 (26.3%)
Burkinis > bikinis [shameless Western infidel women GTFO #nojihadi]
5 (26.3%)

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Great Rumbler

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Burkinis
« on: August 13, 2016, 09:34:49 PM »
On the one hand, banning people from the beach for not exposing enough skin seems a little ridiculous. On the other hand, have you guys seen these burkinis?





Can I get a "whew lads" in here? :whew
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2016, 09:36:52 PM »
Slutty Muslim is gonna be the new Halloween costume hotness.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2016, 09:42:28 PM »
Sand in pants. 
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2016, 11:00:23 PM »
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 13, 2016, 09:42:28 PM
Sand in pants.

Thinking too small: Heat at the beach.

I mean I vastly prefer one-pieces to two-piece swimsuits on women (well duh, I'm gay. But no, really) but wearing what is basically covering you from head to toe in afternoon heat? No, ma'am.
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2016, 11:52:49 PM »
Pretty sure burkaneers can take the heat. 
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2016, 12:17:06 AM »
whew lads
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2016, 02:57:10 AM »
man, female time travelers from the 1920's are gonna be so mad about losing these.
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2016, 03:38:24 AM »
can't they have a burka beach, like how they got nude beaches?
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2016, 04:05:18 AM »
Jesus Christ mods, put a NSFW in there
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Great Rumbler

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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2016, 12:27:48 PM »
Quote from: filler on August 14, 2016, 03:38:24 AM
can't they have a burka beach, like how they got nude beaches?

They were going to have burkini day, but French people freaked out.
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2016, 12:36:52 PM »
women being let outside  :maf
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2016, 12:43:29 PM »
Quote from: Momo on August 14, 2016, 04:05:18 AM
Jesus Christ mods, put a NSFW in there
I think you mean, "Mohammed PBUH mods, put a NSFW in there." :hitler
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2016, 01:38:54 PM »
Quote from: filler on August 14, 2016, 03:38:24 AM
can't they have a burka beach, like how they got nude beaches?

Maybe they can make burka water fountains too
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2016, 01:53:26 PM »
Ones with eyehole straws? 
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Re: Burkinis
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2016, 06:44:34 PM »
On the bright side, no sunburn.  :yeshrug
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