THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: agrajag on November 12, 2016, 03:30:16 PM
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So I said I will be posting less, and here I go making my first GAF-type post. I am permad from GAF tho, so help me Bore you're my only hope! Also this is weekend is my last time off from work for a while, so what I said still applies.
To give my dilemma a little context, I have been a ridesharing driver for the last few months to make a little extra cash (came in handy when I was in between jobs over the summer). It's pretty common that things fall out of people's bags and pockets, but usually it's ineffectual things like a pack of gum or an umbrella. This time, this older man dropped a phone case that did not only contain his windows phone, but hus drivers license, work id, debit card and a bunch of other things. For three days now ive been trying to return this to him.
I tried googling his name, but I can't find his phone number. I tried going back to where I picked him up two times. The place seems like some sort of agricultural packing plant or some shit, because his work id said he's a security guard and I picked him up there at 2am. The first time I went at night and the door to their office was unlocked. I walked in and called for anyone, filled with dread of trespassing, and when the alarm started going off I hauled ass. The second time I came during the day and the people who worked there said they don't know who he is.
I also went to the address where I dropped him off. I knocked and knocked on the door, and even though there were people inside they didn't open up.
Uber doesn't really have clear guidelines for handling matters like this, and their support department sucks. I am going to try one last time to go to this guy's house and then my last option is to give it to the police department of his city.
TLDR; help me Bore I'm autistic and don't know how to return a dude's smartphone/wallet
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Call the company you work for? They would have his billing info.
Edit: Crappy reading comprehension. You mean to say they refused to help you on something so simple? You gotta light a fire under an ass somewhere.
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Whew. Just gave it back to the guy. He and his wife were so happy and relieved..
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Did they offer a threesome?
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I've lost and recovered my wallet before and I gotta say there is no better feeling whatsoever when having someone return it. Whatever the brain releases (endorphins?) is so satisfying as it's just a wave of relief and happiness.
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Did they offer a threesome?
No but the old man hugged me
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Did they offer a threesome?
No but the old man hugged me
did he have a boner?
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Did they offer a threesome?
No but the old man hugged me
did he have a boner?
Yes, the most gigantic and hardest bonet ever
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bonet? He into baby fetish stuff? Did you call him a bad boy for losing his wallet?
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is the t in bonet silent?
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It's silent, like Lisa Bonet.
why are you silencing women.
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Because Bill Cosby taught me so.
you should be punching up and silencing white women, if anything.
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my problem has been resolved.
I am locking this thread.
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my problem has been resolved.
I am locking this thread.
It hasn't been resolved since you didn't get a threesome with that rock hard dick
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my problem has been resolved.
I am locking this thread.
It hasn't been resolved since you didn't get a threesome with that rock hard dick
I wasn't there for a threesome
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my problem has been resolved.
I am locking this thread.
It hasn't been resolved since you didn't get a threesome with that rock hard dick
I wasn't there for a threesome
So? I wasn't in the politics thread for Caligula, but I got it.
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Don't pawn Andrex's perversions on me, mister!
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Ya I get it, you weren't there for a threeway, just to make an old man feel good. It was all about him.
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Don't pawn Andrex's perversions on me, mister!
Andrex is life. Andrex is love.
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Nah, I wasn't there to make him feel good per se, but so I could return his fucking stuff to him so I could move on with my life. Him getting all giddy over his returned belongings was just the icing on the cake. :D
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I found a wallet once. Some Vietnamese guy. My wife went him a Facebook message saying we found his wallet and he never responded. So after like 3 weeks we kept the 11 bucks and sent the rest a local PD precinct.
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Also you need some dick, that guy was willing to give it to ya. How can you not take advantage of the situation as it happens? You need to work on that.
Exactly! Fortune favors the bold. Cape diem! Seize every opportunity! Let that old man give you the dick.
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agrajeg, you're cool btw. Since you stopped posting in the GAF thread exclusively you've been a healthy addition to the forum. Keep it up.
Also you need some dick, that guy was willing to give it to ya. How can you not take advantage of the situation as it happens? You need to work on that.
My dick is the only dick I need in my life
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agrajeg, you're cool btw. Since you stopped posting in the GAF thread exclusively you've been a healthy addition to the forum. Keep it up.
Also you need some dick, that guy was willing to give it to ya. How can you not take advantage of the situation as it happens? You need to work on that.
My dick is the only dick I need in my life
One dick is not enough. Everyone needs more dick.
Dick is the way of nirvana.
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agrajeg, you're cool btw. Since you stopped posting in the GAF thread exclusively you've been a healthy addition to the forum. Keep it up.
Also you need some dick, that guy was willing to give it to ya. How can you not take advantage of the situation as it happens? You need to work on that.
My dick is the only dick I need in my life
Oh you can self plug like that r/wtf thread I saw. You should talk to Tasty.
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mods help!
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They can help you get unplugged. Trust me.
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You guys should be happy there's more cocks for the rest of you
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You guys should be happy there's more cocks for the rest of you
We spread the Word of Cock to all. Cock is infinite.
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Just take the money and leave the wallet where you found it (or chuck it in the garbage).
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Found a wallet once in the computer lab. Used the online student directory to find the phone number of the person, called, got his father, and then arranged to meet with the owner. He gave me a $50 Border's gift card (dating myself here), insisting even after I told him I wouldn't take it.