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Title: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Trurl on October 25, 2017, 06:24:02 PM
The sour cream on my bowl had the consistency of half and half and tasted like vomit.  Am I going to die?
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Huff on October 25, 2017, 06:25:45 PM
NO you

Although their queso was gawdamn terrible. How did they fuck up melted cheese
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: team filler on October 25, 2017, 06:28:19 PM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Trurl on October 25, 2017, 06:29:37 PM
And both their verde and guac are brown. There are plenty of ways that they are shit but this sour cream was just rotten.

I left without complaining  :doge
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Diunx on October 25, 2017, 06:47:19 PM
What the fuck is that? real latinos eat en Taco Bell  :trumps

Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: studyguy on October 25, 2017, 06:56:31 PM
What the fuck is that? real latinos eat en Taco Bell  :trumps

The bell might give you the shit's but it ain't giving you ecoli
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: hampster on October 25, 2017, 06:59:53 PM
Sour cream tasted disgusting? Who would've guessed :yuck
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Khalifa Jayy on October 25, 2017, 07:06:37 PM
Taco Bell > Chipotle as others have stated. We have a local joint that offers more authentic Mexican food in the same vein as Chipotle, though, and it's incredible.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: thisismyusername on October 25, 2017, 07:11:43 PM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug

For real. $7 for just a fucking burrito that doesn't have half the shit Taco-Bell or a normal burrito/taco has (cheese, meat, sour-cream, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.) is fucking bullshit even before the $2 additional charge on a drink. I don't give a shit if the burrito is fucking huge, I can get a meal for that same cost at Taco Bell.

There was a Chipotle built across the street from a Taco Bell and I've only been two times because of that. If I'm going to overpay for something beyond Taco Bell/fast-food-cheap level, I'd rather do Five Guys or a local burger place of that effect in that they give me WAY more options and aren't gonna over charge me for what I get. I can pay ~$15 at Five Guys and get a burger with everything on it, fries (wayyyy too many), and a drink for that a bit more than Chipotle's burrito and drink.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: bork on October 25, 2017, 07:58:02 PM
It goes without saying that local is the best.  Chipotle is fast food.  I used to go there a lot but in the last year or so the quality has just gone downhill.  Been going to Moe's a lot more.  But there's a Mexican restaurant like one minute down the street that is amazing, so we go there far more.
:lawd

Dunno if this still works, but at Chipotle, when you get your meat, ask for half one and half the other and you should get more.  You can also go for a double serving, and if they're busy enough the cashier won't notice and won't charge you for it.  :P
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Positive Touch on October 25, 2017, 08:48:57 PM
The sour cream on my bowl had the consistency of half and half and tasted like vomit.  Am I going to die?

given how many people have already died eating this shit, i'm surprised anyone willingly goes there anymore
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Brehvolution on October 25, 2017, 08:52:43 PM
You roll the dice with sour cream no matter where you go. That's why you always carry a fresh dollop from a trusted source with you.

Just in case.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Huff on October 25, 2017, 08:59:32 PM
People died eating gas station nacho cheese

Doesn't stop others from chowing down
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: jiji on October 25, 2017, 09:10:01 PM
Bland white people burritos  :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Cryo on October 25, 2017, 10:49:35 PM
I'll be going to chipotle for the halloween meal that keeps increasing in price every year  :fbm
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: thehunter116 on October 25, 2017, 10:50:58 PM
NO you

Although their queso was gawdamn terrible. How did they fuck up melted cheese
:preach

I was looking forward to that damn queso so much and they fucked it up.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: team filler on October 25, 2017, 11:15:04 PM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug

For real. $7 for just a fucking burrito that doesn't have half the shit Taco-Bell or a normal burrito/taco has (cheese, meat, sour-cream, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.) is fucking bullshit even before the $2 additional charge on a drink. I don't give a shit if the burrito is fucking huge, I can get a meal for that same cost at Taco Bell.

There was a Chipotle built across the street from a Taco Bell and I've only been two times because of that. If I'm going to overpay for something beyond Taco Bell/fast-food-cheap level, I'd rather do Five Guys or a local burger place of that effect in that they give me WAY more options and aren't gonna over charge me for what I get. I can pay ~$15 at Five Guys and get a burger with everything on it, fries (wayyyy too many), and a drink for that a bit more than Chipotle's burrito and drink.
Gotta be in n out for burgers, I'm poor  :doge
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: thisismyusername on October 25, 2017, 11:21:38 PM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug

For real. $7 for just a fucking burrito that doesn't have half the shit Taco-Bell or a normal burrito/taco has (cheese, meat, sour-cream, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.) is fucking bullshit even before the $2 additional charge on a drink. I don't give a shit if the burrito is fucking huge, I can get a meal for that same cost at Taco Bell.

There was a Chipotle built across the street from a Taco Bell and I've only been two times because of that. If I'm going to overpay for something beyond Taco Bell/fast-food-cheap level, I'd rather do Five Guys or a local burger place of that effect in that they give me WAY more options and aren't gonna over charge me for what I get. I can pay ~$15 at Five Guys and get a burger with everything on it, fries (wayyyy too many), and a drink for that a bit more than Chipotle's burrito and drink.
Gotta be in n out for burgers, I'm poor  :doge

I'm not West Coast (or Texas), so no In N Out. Five Guys is the East Coast (near national now?) version of that. The local place near me I prefer over Five Guys as they have better buns. They cost roughly the same, so if I'm in town and near the local place, I'll generally go there over the Five Guys unless I'm feeling Wendy/BK/Taco Bell/Subway-cheap.

IMO, Moe's is on Five Guys level of "boutique" fast-food. And I prefer Moe's stuff over Chipotle as they have far more options. If you're going to do the "Subway" method of making me state what I want on it, give me options. The Chiptole(s) I've been too have been too damn limited. WTF?
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: nachobro on October 25, 2017, 11:27:13 PM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug
:delicious
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Great Rumbler on October 25, 2017, 11:46:41 PM
Never really cared for Chipotle, but I do like an occasional visit to Freebirds World Burrito.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: studyguy on October 25, 2017, 11:48:55 PM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug

For real. $7 for just a fucking burrito that doesn't have half the shit Taco-Bell or a normal burrito/taco has (cheese, meat, sour-cream, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.) is fucking bullshit even before the $2 additional charge on a drink. I don't give a shit if the burrito is fucking huge, I can get a meal for that same cost at Taco Bell.

There was a Chipotle built across the street from a Taco Bell and I've only been two times because of that. If I'm going to overpay for something beyond Taco Bell/fast-food-cheap level, I'd rather do Five Guys or a local burger place of that effect in that they give me WAY more options and aren't gonna over charge me for what I get. I can pay ~$15 at Five Guys and get a burger with everything on it, fries (wayyyy too many), and a drink for that a bit more than Chipotle's burrito and drink.
Gotta be in n out for burgers, I'm poor  :doge

I can't sit with all these dudes out here who act like a 4 dollar burger meal the quality of In N Out isn't a good deal.
I get if you want your $10 Five Guys or whatever but like, I might as well hit a sitdown with most of these prices.
Chipotle is just as bad.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: demi on October 25, 2017, 11:52:08 PM
I think Chipotle is good but yes that "Queso" is god awful. Finally something to dip my chips in and its... liquid cheesy shit
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: studyguy on October 26, 2017, 12:00:40 AM
I think Chipotle is good but yes that "Queso" is god awful. Finally something to dip my chips in and its... liquid cheesy shit

I'm still hung up on the fact that the whole Queso fad somehow passed me up till it was already in full swing and the idea of just "Queso" confused the fuck out of me when it came out of Chipotle, like they didn't offer cheese was my first thought, but I mean it's obvious now.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: team filler on October 26, 2017, 12:02:38 AM
The bang for your buck at in n out is often overlooked by people who don't have one near them or just champion places like whataburger, smash burger, five guys for whatever reason.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: studyguy on October 26, 2017, 12:07:20 AM
The bang for your buck at in n out is often overlooked by people who don't have one near them or just champion places like whataburger, smash burger, five guys for whatever reason.

It's the strangest thing to wave some corporate banner. I mean I guess if you're really down for the food then w/e.
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But like, I mean I know I can get a quality fucking burger from The Habit or it's offshoot The Hook that will absolutely take a load on Five Guys or most fast food franchises. But I mean I'm not looking to drop 20 bills on a burger meal either so idk.

In N Out's niche is literally just cheap prices, w/ simple high quality ingredients.
The fandom about fast food shit is strange af though.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Tasty on October 26, 2017, 01:51:37 AM
Chipotle and Taco Bell blow ass.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Freyj on October 26, 2017, 01:56:54 AM
I only eat it two or three times a year because there’s not one really near me, but something about In N Out just works for me. It’s like going through a portal to decades ago when cheap fast food tasted just slightly more “real”.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: tiesto on October 26, 2017, 08:34:30 AM
In N Out is pretty damn good for the cost, wish they'd come to NY. But I guess that's part of the mythos...
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Dennis on October 26, 2017, 09:03:03 AM
Moe's is where its at.

What is, you ask?

Queso is what.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Freyj on October 26, 2017, 09:30:42 AM
The only thing I really like at Moe’s is their Queso and super thin tortillas. Their meat is sort of gross to me.

Qdoba is a pretty happy middle ground of Queso and decent ingredients, but their meat isn’t Chipotle. Very hit or miss. Mostly they cook everything past well done and let it sit too long. Quality used to be better 4-5 years ago.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Brehvolution on October 26, 2017, 09:44:00 AM
Moe's naming is absolutely awful and I've never heard a customer say what it's named on the menu board. Has anyone ever heard someone say they'll have a Wrong Doug? No, they say cheese quesadilla like a normal person.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: injurai on October 27, 2017, 12:46:14 AM
Moe's is where its at.

What is, you ask?

Queso is what.

Moe's is good, the free chips make it worth while.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Freyj on October 27, 2017, 03:19:23 AM
Freebirds hires the most burned out looking people here. I guess it sorta fits the atmosphere and the food is good. They charge for cheese or something weird though that I usually forget about and find myself pissed off about every time I go back.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Beezy on October 27, 2017, 03:57:49 AM
Should have stuck with  the bell  :smug

For real. $7 for just a fucking burrito that doesn't have half the shit Taco-Bell or a normal burrito/taco has (cheese, meat, sour-cream, lettuce, tomatoes, etc.) is fucking bullshit even before the $2 additional charge on a drink. I don't give a shit if the burrito is fucking huge, I can get a meal for that same cost at Taco Bell.

There was a Chipotle built across the street from a Taco Bell and I've only been two times because of that. If I'm going to overpay for something beyond Taco Bell/fast-food-cheap level, I'd rather do Five Guys or a local burger place of that effect in that they give me WAY more options and aren't gonna over charge me for what I get. I can pay ~$15 at Five Guys and get a burger with everything on it, fries (wayyyy too many), and a drink for that a bit more than Chipotle's burrito and drink.
Gotta be in n out for burgers, I'm poor  :doge

I'm not West Coast (or Texas), so no In N Out. Five Guys is the East Coast (near national now?) version of that.
Nope, that's Shake Shack.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Jerry on October 27, 2017, 04:06:50 AM
Chipotle isn't as popular over here in the UK, I thinks its mainly because we want to pronounce it chip-ottle
Title: This might only be true in Ohio
Post by: Trurl on October 27, 2017, 06:54:52 AM
Chipotle used to be good in the days that they hired Mexicans. Once they started hiring young white people it went downhill fast.  During the labor transition I remember wanting to turn around any time I entered a Chipotle and saw white kids on the line.

My friends all said that was racist  it was such a reliable indicator of quality in my experience.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: bork on October 27, 2017, 07:35:42 AM
 :dunno
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: ThePhantomBlot on October 27, 2017, 07:50:24 AM
Chipotle and Taco Bell blow ass.
Sometimes literally!

RE: In-N-Out: what brings me joy is a cheeseburger (animal style), and a neopolitan shake. :bow

Still need to try out a Five Guys burger, though.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Van Cruncheon on October 27, 2017, 01:08:40 PM
Chipotle and Taco Bell blow ass.

coming from you, i can’t tell if this is the highest praise or the mildest insult
Title: Re: This might only be true in Ohio
Post by: meeb on October 27, 2017, 01:34:12 PM
Chipotle used to be good in the days that they hired Mexicans. Once they started hiring young white people it went downhill fast.  During the labor transition I remember wanting to turn around any time I entered a Chipotle and saw white kids on the line.

My friends all said that was racist  it was such a reliable indicator of quality in my experience.

I struggle to see how this could make a difference. Like don't they just prepackaged meat + spices?
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: headwalk on October 27, 2017, 01:40:05 PM
i'm a long way away so no idea if i'm getting the same line, but chipotle is near the bottom of my burrito power rankings.

there's one burrito place in the seaside town i grew up in that a mate of mine opened that crushes absolutely everything else. bit of a pain in the arris to be able to taste the ambrosia every time i go back there then have to put up with swill the rest of the time, despite living in a supposed world city megapolis.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Tasty on October 27, 2017, 01:44:19 PM
Chipotle and Taco Bell blow ass.

coming from you, i can’t tell if this is the highest praise or the mildest insult

;)

WHERE'S MY TENDIES :maf
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2017, 02:33:37 PM
Chipotle is where you go if you just want a big, rolled-up pile of food that doesn't really taste like anything.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: TakingBackSunday on October 27, 2017, 02:48:45 PM
I like chipotle  :yeshrug
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Freyj on October 27, 2017, 08:11:33 PM
Chipotle is where you go if you just want a big, rolled-up pile of food that doesn't really taste like anything.

Pico, Hot, Corn, Guac (pray it isn’t brown) and liberal use of the green sauce fixed that for me.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Huff on October 27, 2017, 08:24:13 PM
They have the chipotle Tabasco which is the best Tabasco
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: max_cool on October 28, 2017, 01:10:48 AM
Seriously, the only good thing Chipotle has going for them is Sofritas. the only damn thing that has any flavor. I know it's tofu, but it's better than anything else they have.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Human Snorenado on October 28, 2017, 02:08:14 AM
I like chipotle  :yeshrug

You're very white, so this checks out
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: samfish on October 28, 2017, 02:15:45 AM
I refuse to eat anything Mexican. Last time I had Mexican food was in 2009, and it made my cock bleed for 3 months.

Fuck Chipotle.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: thehunter116 on October 28, 2017, 02:37:42 AM
I think Chipotle is good but yes that "Queso" is god awful. Finally something to dip my chips in and its... liquid cheesy shit

It's to pasty and not creamy enough.

Or spiced.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Brehvolution on October 28, 2017, 01:00:17 PM
They have the chipotle Tabasco which is the best Tabasco

Came in here to post this.
Title: Re: Chipotle is fucking awful
Post by: Lotto on October 28, 2017, 01:02:08 PM
I refuse to eat anything Mexican. Last time I had Mexican food was in 2009, and it made my cock bleed for 3 months.

Fuck Chipotle.

#notrealmexicanfood