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Title: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2018, 12:39:59 PM
Asking because this dude I’m in a meeting with has an unopened one by his coffee and I’m aghast at the thought he’ll put it in his trap before the meeting ends. It’s the worst american candy bar.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Kara on July 10, 2018, 12:55:27 PM
Just to be safe I don't trust anyone.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Steve Contra on July 10, 2018, 01:01:46 PM
Do they still make Mounds? Wasn't that the weird sister candy bar to Almond Joy?
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2018, 01:02:27 PM
Almond Joy :mouf

and yeah Mounds is just Almond Joy without the almonds
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2018, 01:03:04 PM
Do they still make Mounds? Wasn't that the weird sister candy bar to Almond Joy?

I think that is/was all coconut inside. There’s no question that anyone eating one of those is untrustworthy.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2018, 01:03:23 PM
Just to be safe I don't trust anyone.
(https://i.imgur.com/JUPrMx7.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Tasty on July 10, 2018, 01:08:34 PM
No.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Momo on July 10, 2018, 01:15:14 PM
oh so one of these with a nut?
(https://i.imgur.com/AIlxvz6.jpg)
disgusting
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Steve Contra on July 10, 2018, 01:16:27 PM
Do they still make Mounds? Wasn't that the weird sister candy bar to Almond Joy?

I think that is/was all coconut inside. There’s no question that anyone eating one of those is untrustworthy.
That's disgusting.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Brehvolution on July 10, 2018, 01:19:11 PM
You could tell who were the sociopaths in your neighborhood by who gave out mini mounds/almond joys on Halloween.
:kobeyuck
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Momo on July 10, 2018, 01:23:41 PM
do you fuckers get sweetie pies? :lawd
(https://i.imgur.com/hwnGg52.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: team filler on July 10, 2018, 04:05:08 PM
the stost of candy bars
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: naff on July 10, 2018, 05:01:02 PM
How can they be called Almond Joys if they're not made with Marzipan or Almond Paste?  :doge  :yuck
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: naff on July 10, 2018, 05:10:05 PM
(https://www.weekendbakery.com/wp-content/gallery/kanos01/img_3034.jpg)

i imagined a 'murican interpretation of Kanos & Rondos
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: benjipwns on July 10, 2018, 06:04:51 PM
my dad likes almond joys :fbm
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Rufus on July 10, 2018, 06:06:38 PM
Kokosmakronen (equal parts sugar and shredded coconut, some eggwhites, maybe a bit of cinnamon and/or almond extract; glaze with chocolate if you're really fancy)
(https://www.vidavida.de/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Kokosmakronen.jpg)
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: BisMarckie on July 10, 2018, 06:10:07 PM
Kokosmakronen (equal parts sugar and shredded coconut, some eggwhites, maybe a bit of cinnamon and/or almond extract; glaze with chocolate if you're really fancy)
(https://www.vidavida.de/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Kokosmakronen.jpg)

:kobeyuck

These are the epitome of low effort German Christmas cookies.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Rufus on July 10, 2018, 06:12:25 PM
Low effort. Just the way I like it.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: BisMarckie on July 10, 2018, 06:14:19 PM
If my grandma ever made me those, I would have thrown them in her face. Gotta put in some effort.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Rufus on July 10, 2018, 06:34:44 PM
If my grandma ever made me those, I would have thrown them in her face. Gotta put in some effort.
:foxx *removes belt*
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2018, 07:30:50 PM
I've been hooked on these chickpea cheese puffs. I just love the flavor of delicious chickpeaness inside my mouth.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: BlueTsunami on July 10, 2018, 08:57:25 PM
Coconut is such an underappreciated flavor/ingredient. I make coquito during the holidays which is basically coconut eggnog with rum. Almond joys can get it also.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: nachobro on July 10, 2018, 09:06:58 PM
Kokosmakronen (equal parts sugar and shredded coconut, some eggwhites, maybe a bit of cinnamon and/or almond extract; glaze with chocolate if you're really fancy)
(https://www.vidavida.de/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Kokosmakronen.jpg)
coconut macaroons, god of passover desserts :rejoice
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: tiesto on July 10, 2018, 09:13:11 PM
If my grandma ever made me those, I would have thrown them in her face. Gotta put in some effort.

Slow your roll, amir0x...
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: TVC15 on July 10, 2018, 10:16:53 PM
Coconut is such an underappreciated flavor/ingredient. I make coquito during the holidays which is basically coconut eggnog with rum. Almond joys can get it also.

I don’t mind the flavor. It’s the meat of the coconut that’s nasty.

And even though the flavor isn’t generally bad, I’ve never had coconut water that didn’t taste like dirty socks, and not in the sexy way.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Tuckers Law on July 10, 2018, 10:30:16 PM
I like almond joys and mounds, but coconut water is the worst.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: naff on July 10, 2018, 10:57:49 PM
I like coconut, i was jus confused by the name. I also love coconut water :rejoice
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Post by: Kara on July 10, 2018, 11:55:36 PM
Coconut is fine. Almond Joys and Mounds are 'scust.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: agrajag on July 10, 2018, 11:57:28 PM
those are fucking macaroons
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Akala on July 10, 2018, 11:59:15 PM
Almond joys are awesome 👏
Just throw one in a cup of coffee  :preach
Dude knew what was up, other one was for 2nd cup
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Huff on July 11, 2018, 12:08:11 AM
my dad likes almond joys :fbm

Time to fully abandon your family
Be strong
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: TVC15 on July 11, 2018, 12:13:50 AM
my dad likes almond joys :fbm

Is he rich? This could be a good excuse to Menendez him. I can see the Almond Joy defense floating in court.
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: agrajag on July 11, 2018, 12:16:28 AM
I hated Bounty bars growing up
Title: Re: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys?
Post by: Momo on July 11, 2018, 03:02:59 AM
coconut ice and macaroons tho :lawd

(https://i.imgur.com/voW54Qj.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/CoODjJZ.jpg)