Author Topic: Can you really trust someone that likes Almond Joys? (Read 2264 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** July 10, 2018, 12:39:59 PM »

Asking because this dude I’m in a meeting with has an unopened one by his coffee and I’m aghast at the thought he’ll put it in his trap before the meeting ends. It’s the worst american candy bar.

Kara · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2018, 12:55:27 PM »

Just to be safe I don't trust anyone.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:01:46 PM »

Do they still make Mounds? Wasn't that the weird sister candy bar to Almond Joy?

nachobro · « **Reply #3 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:02:27 PM »

Almond Joy

and yeah Mounds is just Almond Joy without the almonds

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:03:04 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on July 10, 2018, 01:01:46 PM

Do they still make Mounds? Wasn't that the weird sister candy bar to Almond Joy?

I think that is/was all coconut inside. There’s no question that anyone eating one of those is untrustworthy.

nachobro · « **Reply #5 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:03:23 PM »

Quote from: Kara on July 10, 2018, 12:55:27 PM

Just to be safe I don't trust anyone.

Tasty · « **Reply #6 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:08:34 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #7 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:15:14 PM »

oh so one of these with a nut?

disgusting

Steve Contra · « **Reply #8 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:16:27 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on July 10, 2018, 01:03:04 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on July 10, 2018, 01:01:46 PM
Do they still make Mounds? Wasn't that the weird sister candy bar to Almond Joy?

I think that is/was all coconut inside. There’s no question that anyone eating one of those is untrustworthy.

That's disgusting.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #9 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:19:11 PM »

You could tell who were the sociopaths in your neighborhood by who gave out mini mounds/almond joys on Halloween.

Momo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 10, 2018, 01:23:41 PM »

do you fuckers get sweetie pies?

team filler · « **Reply #11 on:** July 10, 2018, 04:05:08 PM »

the stost of candy bars

naff · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2018, 05:01:02 PM »

How can they be called Almond Joys if they're not made with Marzipan or Almond Paste?

naff · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2018, 05:10:05 PM »

i imagined a 'murican interpretation of Kanos & Rondos

benjipwns · « **Reply #14 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:04:51 PM »

my dad likes almond joys

Rufus · « **Reply #15 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:06:38 PM »

Kokosmakronen (equal parts sugar and shredded coconut, some eggwhites, maybe a bit of cinnamon and/or almond extract; glaze with chocolate if you're really fancy)

BisMarckie · « **Reply #16 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:10:07 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 10, 2018, 06:06:38 PM

Kokosmakronen (equal parts sugar and shredded coconut, some eggwhites, maybe a bit of cinnamon and/or almond extract; glaze with chocolate if you're really fancy)
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These are the epitome of low effort German Christmas cookies.

Rufus · « **Reply #17 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:12:25 PM »

Low effort. Just the way I like it.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #18 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:14:19 PM »

If my grandma ever made me those, I would have thrown them in her face. Gotta put in some effort.

Rufus · « **Reply #19 on:** July 10, 2018, 06:34:44 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 10, 2018, 06:14:19 PM

If my grandma ever made me those, I would have thrown them in her face. Gotta put in some effort.

*removes belt*

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 10, 2018, 07:30:50 PM »

I've been hooked on these chickpea cheese puffs. I just love the flavor of delicious chickpeaness inside my mouth.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #21 on:** July 10, 2018, 08:57:25 PM »

Coconut is such an underappreciated flavor/ingredient. I make coquito during the holidays which is basically coconut eggnog with rum. Almond joys can get it also.

nachobro · « **Reply #22 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:06:58 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 10, 2018, 06:06:38 PM

Kokosmakronen (equal parts sugar and shredded coconut, some eggwhites, maybe a bit of cinnamon and/or almond extract; glaze with chocolate if you're really fancy)
(Image removed from quote.)

coconut macaroons, god of passover desserts

tiesto · « **Reply #23 on:** July 10, 2018, 09:13:11 PM »

Quote from: KennyLoggins on July 10, 2018, 06:14:19 PM

If my grandma ever made me those, I would have thrown them in her face. Gotta put in some effort.

Slow your roll, amir0x...

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:16:53 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on July 10, 2018, 08:57:25 PM

Coconut is such an underappreciated flavor/ingredient. I make coquito during the holidays which is basically coconut eggnog with rum. Almond joys can get it also.

I don’t mind the flavor. It’s the meat of the coconut that’s nasty.

And even though the flavor isn’t generally bad, I’ve never had coconut water that didn’t taste like dirty socks, and not in the sexy way.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #25 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:30:16 PM »

I like almond joys and mounds, but coconut water is the worst.

naff · « **Reply #26 on:** July 10, 2018, 10:57:49 PM »

I like coconut, i was jus confused by the name. I also love coconut water

Kara · « **Reply #27 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:55:36 PM »

Coconut is fine. Almond Joys and Mounds are 'scust.

agrajag · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:57:28 PM »

those are fucking macaroons

Akala · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:59:15 PM »

Almond joys are awesome 👏
Just throw one in a cup of coffee

Dude knew what was up, other one was for 2nd cup

Huff · « **Reply #30 on:** July 11, 2018, 12:08:11 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 10, 2018, 06:04:51 PM

my dad likes almond joys

Time to fully abandon your family
Be strong

TVC15 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 11, 2018, 12:13:50 AM »

Quote from: benjipwns on July 10, 2018, 06:04:51 PM

my dad likes almond joys

Is he rich? This could be a good excuse to Menendez him. I can see the Almond Joy defense floating in court.

agrajag · « **Reply #32 on:** July 11, 2018, 12:16:28 AM »

I hated Bounty bars growing up

Momo · « **Reply #33 on:** July 11, 2018, 03:02:59 AM »

coconut ice and macaroons tho

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