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Title: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2018, 04:08:20 PM
Mayonnaise - https://www.phillymag.com/articles/2018/08/11/mayonnaise-industry-millennials/

Sushi - https://ny.eater.com/2018/8/10/17672814/sushi-instagram-ruining-nyc

What beloved Boomer institution did you kill today?

Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 17, 2018, 04:11:42 PM
They had to rebrand that Hellman's shit from Hellman's Real Mayonnaise to Hellman's Real over here, cause us dutchies don't consider that stuff real mayonnaise.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2018, 04:12:01 PM
Millenials killing sushi? In what world?
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 04:13:54 PM
Oh god I am about to open a Sushi spot

 :noooo
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Great Rumbler on August 17, 2018, 04:15:45 PM
 :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage :rage
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Mandark on August 17, 2018, 04:17:05 PM
Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

Read the article, ya dingus!

Instagram is "ruining" sushi by encouraging people to consume it in the "wrong" way, ie not eating it immediately so you can take a picture, combining more ingredients for the sake of a visual, etc. Also seems to focus exclusively on high end NY spots.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 04:21:32 PM
Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

Read the article, ya dingus!

Instagram is "ruining" sushi by encouraging people to consume it in the "wrong" way, ie not eating it immediately so you can take a picture, combining more ingredients for the sake of a visual, etc. Also seems to focus exclusively on high end NY spots.


Don't get me started on IG food trends. The #eaterNYC hashtag throws me into conniptions. "Ramen burgers", "mac and cheese burgers," "sushi bazookas," weird fucking shakes in mason jars with shit overflowing on top of it. Nuke it from orbit.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 17, 2018, 04:30:53 PM
"mac and cheese burgers"

Sounds like the classic dutch recipe of old mie goreng on a sandwich with loads of mayonnaise.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 04:39:35 PM
Sandwiches are an Allied Forces invention, named after the Earl of Sandwich.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: team filler on August 17, 2018, 04:47:32 PM
wish millenials would kill this thread
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: hampster on August 17, 2018, 05:00:18 PM
http://shencomix.com/post/177044836449

Damn millennials :maf
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2018, 06:25:43 PM
When will we kill the student loan business tbh

Millenials killing sushi? In what world?

Read the article, ya dingus!

Instagram is "ruining" sushi by encouraging people to consume it in the "wrong" way, ie not eating it immediately so you can take a picture, combining more ingredients for the sake of a visual, etc. Also seems to focus exclusively on high end NY spots.

I was at an appointment. Don’t be mad at me! I couldn’t read it.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2018, 07:15:23 PM
wish millenials would kill this thread

...this is the best post you've ever made.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: team filler on August 17, 2018, 07:58:12 PM
there's a like button right next to my post  8)
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on August 17, 2018, 08:09:17 PM
there's a like button right next to my post  8)

I don't want you getting ideas until you've displayed quality on a consistent basis, sorry
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2018, 08:39:28 PM
The perception of ISIS as inhumane. 
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2018, 09:34:09 PM
wish millenials would kill this thread

we've enjoyed having this thread around for years, why would u say that?  :'(
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: headwalk on August 17, 2018, 10:00:51 PM
They had to rebrand that Hellman's shit from Hellman's Real Mayonnaise to Hellman's Real over here, cause us dutchies don't consider that stuff real mayonnaise.

they should rebrand it to HELL MAN'S all in black metal font and sell it next to the beardy IPAs.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: team filler on August 17, 2018, 10:08:09 PM
wish millenials would kill this thread

we've enjoyed having this thread around for years, why would u say that?  :'(
like my post for the answer!
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Assimilate on August 17, 2018, 10:26:26 PM
Burrito sushi is the problem.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2018, 11:14:06 PM
Burrito sushi is the problem.

No they are great
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 11:16:03 PM
 :kobeyuck
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2018, 11:19:12 PM
poke is awful

it isn't sushi
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 11:19:52 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 17, 2018, 11:24:06 PM
poke is awful

it isn't sushi

who cares?
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 11:25:21 PM
Obvi Cindi cares otherwise she wouldn't have posted about it

 ???
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2018, 11:53:31 PM
???

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-09-16/is-poke-the-new-sushi-meet-the-simple-fish-dish-that-s-taking-l-a-by-storm

cacs ruining something sacred
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 17, 2018, 11:58:10 PM
i had poke last year when i traveled to Anaheim for a fighting game major tournament. i was treated to a meal by aunt and i chose what I assumed to be sushi and got poke. I tried. I earnestly did try it. But the fish chunks were big and slimy. Raw fish only works when its small bits, like in something like....i don't know, SUSHI! Instead, you're eating big chunks of raw fish and it's fucking gross. Poke is how your eight year old self envisioned sushi would be. And my poor aunt treated me out for a meal I couldn't even finish.

Gagging.

(https://i.imgur.com/cYxjFHa.gif)
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 17, 2018, 11:59:34 PM
poke is a Hawaiian national dish, it never claimed to be sushi. Don't put too much stock in stupid articles.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:00:29 AM
It was in the sushi section of the menu.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:01:42 AM
geez, you never had a tartare? Ceviche? Tiraditos? Crudos? Sashimi? There is a whole world of raw fish out there besides sushi, expand your horizons guuuuuurl  :gurl
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:04:18 AM
I've had sashimi and other weeb delights, but no. Sushi is my love. How dare you compare poke to sashimi?
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:05:27 AM
Depending on the fish, sashimi can be sliced very thick  ::)

Jeez, talking to you

 :nope

bye
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:08:36 AM
It can be thick. True.

But it's not slimy.

 :ufup
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:09:53 AM
they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Assimilate on August 18, 2018, 12:14:28 AM
how thick we talkin? i've never had sashimi that was crazy thin.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:30:42 AM
they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

why do you hate me so
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:35:11 AM
they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

why do you hate me so

People's weird food hangups make me rage, much like the old Assimilate who died and not the new sagely Assimilate

 :rage
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:39:14 AM
#trusttheprocess

 :rejoice
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 18, 2018, 12:39:51 AM
they probably gave you some rotten ass fish and it serves you right

why do you hate me so

First you killed Applebee's, now this.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2018, 12:41:39 AM
Tell your cheap aunt to get you unslimmed fish next time.  Then enjoy authentic Japanese-Hawaiian cuisine. 
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:41:45 AM
mayo isn't bad. It's good on burgers. I prefer sandwich spread any day though.

Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:41:56 AM
Speaking of raw foods. Was thinking of cutting and seasoning my own steak tartare... Yolo.

If you are feeling any kind of anxiety about eating raw meat, please remember: muscle tissue is sterile, only the parts exposed to air may contain bacteria that will make you ill.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:42:40 AM
the hell is a sandwich spread?

 :huh
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on August 18, 2018, 12:45:40 AM
I replaced mayo with ranch dressing on most things now  #zestylife
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:52:54 AM
the hell is a sandwich spread?

 :huh

(http://assets.kraftfoods.com/ecomm/kraft-recipes/product-image/290x194/11584_00021000026999.jpg)

I highly suggest picking some up.

It generally has pickles and relish chopped inside it. It's delicious on sandwiches.

Hellmann's has one too!

(http://prod.shopwell.com/gladson/00048001001459_full.jpg)
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:53:43 AM
So it's mayo with stuff added to it.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 12:55:09 AM
mm hm. Much better than stock mayo though. :) You can just use sandwich spread and a slice of whatever on your sandwich, that's it, and it'll taste delicious.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:58:11 AM
I'm a purist

 :snob

But really, mayo has many culinary uses. It's very popular in Japan, actually. I swear by this stuff:

(https://www.kewpie.co.jp/english/products/img/mayonnaise_01.png)
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: team filler on August 18, 2018, 12:59:42 AM
new sagely Assimilate :rejoice
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 01:00:24 AM
Did you know that:

Ranch
Tartar sauce
Remoulade
Russian dressing
Thousand Island dressing


are all mayo based?
 :aah
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 01:02:59 AM
Yes. Mayo is the god. Just don't put it on my french fries.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 01:05:06 AM
For the most part, I don't even have ketchup with my french fries. Just a good helping of kosher salt, and if I am feeling froggy some fresh cracked black pepper.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 01:06:28 AM
Right? Though I do like to dump a bunch of pepper into my ketchup and mix it in. I rarely put ketchup on my fries.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: naff on August 18, 2018, 01:24:50 AM
Poke isn't Sushi :lol No fucking shit.

Cindi has the best hot takes.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 18, 2018, 01:29:41 AM
As said, I looked to the sushi section of the menu, ordered, and got poke. Sue me. :yeshrug
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: naff on August 18, 2018, 01:42:18 AM
Sounds like a bad place. Any dish can be made to taste bad, especially if it uses off ingredients (ur fish being slimy means it had spoilt. It's basically a viscose layer of bacteria forming on the outside to consume the fish).
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Cerveza mas fina on August 18, 2018, 01:45:00 AM
"mac and cheese burgers"

Sounds like the classic dutch recipe of old mie goreng on a sandwich with loads of mayonnaise.

Never heard of this

Lived in Netherlands for 18 years
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: jakefromstatefarm on August 18, 2018, 03:16:57 AM
everyone who enjoys/encourages mayonnaise consumption deserves eternal hellfire
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: HardcoreRetro on August 18, 2018, 04:23:18 AM
"mac and cheese burgers"

Sounds like the classic dutch recipe of old mie goreng on a sandwich with loads of mayonnaise.

Never heard of this

Lived in Netherlands for 18 years

Think you normally use a bamischijf. This is something only my neighbour seems to do.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Tasty on August 18, 2018, 11:54:54 AM
Mayo is the best but I'm the pastiest dude on this forum so
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 18, 2018, 12:05:17 PM
everyone who enjoys/encourages mayonnaise consumption deserves eternal hellfire

 :banplz
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: toku on August 19, 2018, 01:38:44 PM
https://twitter.com/Complex/status/898157131001724928
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: VomKriege on August 19, 2018, 01:42:59 PM
Mayo is the best but I'm the pastiest dude on this forum so

No I'm the pastiest. Mayo rules.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 19, 2018, 01:45:29 PM
Mayo is the best but I'm the pastiest dude on this forum so

No I'm the pastiest. Mayo rules.

I mean, you're French. 15% of your blood is made up of mayo, the orher 85 of butter.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: VomKriege on August 19, 2018, 01:51:37 PM
Mayo is the best but I'm the pastiest dude on this forum so

No I'm the pastiest. Mayo rules.

I mean, you're French. 15% of your blood is made up of mayo, the orher 85 of butter.

Lot of mustard in the mix but yeah.

Also, I know it's not PC but what about Millennial on Millennial crime ?
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 19, 2018, 01:53:22 PM
Oh yeah you're right, Maille is the stuff of the gods.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 02:53:40 PM
I like boobs but I’ve never been to hooters :(
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2018, 03:18:15 PM
Boobs are just fake asses.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 03:28:26 PM
You will never know the joy of rubbing your hard, erect nipples against another pair of hard, erect nipples. ‘Tis bliss.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 19, 2018, 03:32:40 PM
Newsfeed pls
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2018, 03:46:53 PM
You will never know the joy of rubbing your hard, erect nipples against another pair of hard, erect nipples. ‘Tis bliss.

Guys have nipples too tho.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Joe Molotov on August 19, 2018, 03:51:05 PM
Millenials Are Killing Article Titles : Websites across the world have figured out just claim millenials killed something and they'll be triggered to repost your article everywhere possible. (https://www.theonion.com)

They've played us like a fiddle!  :rage
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 19, 2018, 03:52:19 PM
You will never know the joy of rubbing your hard, erect nipples against another pair of hard, erect nipples. ‘Tis bliss.

Guys have nipples too tho.


https://youtu.be/FXI21S4ZWJU
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 03:57:26 PM
You will never know the joy of rubbing your hard, erect nipples against another pair of hard, erect nipples. ‘Tis bliss.

Guys have nipples too tho.

They aren’t sensitive like a woman’s nipples tho. Do your nipples get hard when you’re cold or when you’re turned on? :maf
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2018, 03:57:55 PM
You will never know the joy of rubbing your hard, erect nipples against another pair of hard, erect nipples. ‘Tis bliss.

Guys have nipples too tho.

They aren’t sensitive like a woman’s nipples tho. Do your nipples get hard when you’re cold or when you’re turned on? :maf

One of them does. It's sorta weird.

Biologically they're basically the same for both genders since they form before dimorphic characteristics develop as a fetus.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 19, 2018, 04:00:31 PM
Of course mens' nipples get hard when it's cold, dafuq is wrong witchoo?
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 04:38:56 PM
Of course mens' nipples get hard when it's cold, dafuq is wrong witchoo?

I’m just high.

On life.

8)

:rejoice
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 04:40:48 PM
Orgasm just from nipple play and then insult boobs again tasty I dare you :maf
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2018, 04:45:35 PM
Nah you can keep your homo sapien udders.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 04:46:15 PM
Gladly :rejoice
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 06:27:01 PM
Cindi maybe millennials are indeed more into trans like you say. I doubted you before but maybe you should open a chain.

Ask filler to help.  :P
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 06:30:52 PM
Cindi maybe millennials are indeed more into trans like you say.

I never said this.

Your joke also makes no sense. I’m trans and have a c cup.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Tasty on August 19, 2018, 06:38:52 PM
Cindi maybe millennials are indeed more into trans like you say. I doubted you before but maybe you should open a chain.

Ask filler to help.  :P

(https://i.imgur.com/v0y02pt.gif)
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 06:51:24 PM
Bring back live action Brady bunch. Millenials wouldn’t kill that.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 06:56:08 PM
Cindi maybe millennials are indeed more into trans like you say.

I never said this.

Uh, yes you did. You said dudes secretly loved transwomen and you sat trying to convince the bore of this for nights on end.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Himu on August 19, 2018, 06:57:06 PM
Straight Men != millenials

It is true that straight men are gay tho
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Assimilate on August 19, 2018, 06:58:45 PM
Men!= millenials
considering you hung out on REE a lot yes i'd conclude that is what you meant.

it's ok. i'm open to discussion. no judgement here. what would you call this establishment?

I believe filler came up with something like Booty N Eat'

I was thinking something more along the lines of Chics Dick N Chips
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: naff on August 19, 2018, 07:23:53 PM
everyone who enjoys/encourages mayonnaise consumption deserves eternal hellfire

FOH. This real? Up there with worst opinions i've read on this forum.

:ufup :paul
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: Brehvolution on August 20, 2018, 09:28:48 AM
Blame millennials for your failures at marketing your trash food, brehs.

In fact, stop blaming millennials for not buying any of your shit. You aren't entitled to sales.
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: agrajag on August 20, 2018, 11:07:16 AM
mayo is entitled to sales
Title: Re: Millenials are Killing [Thing] Mega Thread
Post by: BisMarckie on August 20, 2018, 02:27:52 PM
Hating on mayo fries should be a felony tbh.