sex
Food will run out eventually.
How about you fuck, eat fish, make babies and eat the baby?Food will run out eventually.
Yes, but it'd increase your chances of survival. Maybe long enough to get rescued. Or you could give that up for a week of hot, passionate island sex. Your call, hot shot.
Maybe this is an island with little to no fish!I'll become a vegetarian. There is alway something to eat. You might not want to eat it. But you can. And you better believe I'm eating the majority of the food. If that bitch is half starved, she can't fight off my sexual advances.
Fuck her and then eat her
i can jerk it and eat. i can't fuck and then starve.How about this...
on the other hand, if the "sex" was rawdoggin' an early 90's jennifer connelly or pre-scientology catherine bell
well
TOUGH CALL
sex with my wife, easilyDamn dude. You're probably the only married man who would choose that.
If you're stuck on an island alone, who wants a woman with them, anyway? You KNOW they're going to be in a bitchy mood after getting stranded. Bitch-ass ho probably wouldn't even want to give it up. I'll take the box of steakums, any day.Do what I said, starve her. She won't have the energy to speak. Just feed her enough everyday to keep her moist down there.
Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.
Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.
"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*
I don't like fritos. There has to be SOME vegetation on the island. I'll be a damned vegetarian! And I'll float out on a log and get me some fishies.Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.
"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*
You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.
I don't like fritos. There has to be SOME vegetation on the island. I'll be a damned vegetarian! And I'll float out on a log and get me some fishies.Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.
"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*
You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.
I'd fuck until I died then. I don't want to survive on that shithole. Everyone can say "He went out fuckin' *salute*"I don't like fritos. There has to be SOME vegetation on the island. I'll be a damned vegetarian! And I'll float out on a log and get me some fishies.Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.
"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*
You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.
What if there are no fish? What if it's a patch of volcanic rock in the middle of polluted waters? No vegetation?
Fuck that, steak-ums. The woman would incessantly bitch. DO you really want to die having a woman bitch and cry at you during your final days? That shit would be depressing. Steak-ums, not so much.No one is around to judge me and there's nowhere for her to go. I can finally say "Well you're fucking annoying and stupid and I fucking hate you!" And then we can still have sex. I dunno. My priorities are all fucked up.
If you were stranded on an island, what would be more important - sex or food?Sometimes you are so distinguished mentally-challenged it's not even funny.
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Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.I knew you'd see it my way :-*
Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.Wow... That hurts.
Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.I knew you'd see it my way :-*Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.Wow... That hurts.
Holy shit. That is the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. Holy fuck dude. :'(Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.I knew you'd see it my way :-*Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.Wow... That hurts.
Mupepe, I'd take motherfuckin' Hagen Das over your cream cheese ass.
BEAR SEX