Author Topic: If you were stranded on an island, what would be more important - sex or food? (Read 2660 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** January 29, 2007, 05:19:48 PM »

And there's no telling if this island supports life!

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:20:15 PM »

To quote Mupepe's sig:

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sex

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:20:35 PM »

you can live without sex. I know.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:22:03 PM »

Sex.

You can always eat some pussy

Roland · « **Reply #4 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:22:15 PM »

There will be fish, so I'm going with the hot chick.

APF · « **Reply #5 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:24:37 PM »

Food will run out eventually.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:26:30 PM »

Quote from: APF on January 29, 2007, 05:24:37 PM

Food will run out eventually.

Yes, but it'd increase your chances of survival. Maybe long enough to get rescued. Or you could give that up for a week of hot, passionate island sex. Your call, hot shot.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:27:05 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 29, 2007, 05:26:30 PM

Quote from: APF on January 29, 2007, 05:24:37 PM
Food will run out eventually.

Yes, but it'd increase your chances of survival. Maybe long enough to get rescued. Or you could give that up for a week of hot, passionate island sex. Your call, hot shot.

How about you fuck, eat fish, make babies and eat the baby?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:30:32 PM »

Maybe this is an island with little to no fish!

Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:32:39 PM »

You can't fuck without sustenance.

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:32:50 PM »

Quote from: Willco on January 29, 2007, 05:30:32 PM

Maybe this is an island with little to no fish!

I'll become a vegetarian. There is alway something to eat. You might not want to eat it. But you can. And you better believe I'm eating the majority of the food. If that bitch is half starved, she can't fight off my sexual advances.

Stocky · « **Reply #11 on:** January 29, 2007, 05:37:29 PM »

Sex, really.

You could nibble on her parts until a child pops out, then bam. You have food.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** January 29, 2007, 06:11:05 PM »

There's barely any meat on Crystal's bones anyway $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** January 29, 2007, 06:22:29 PM »

FOOOOOOOOOD

bachikarn · « **Reply #14 on:** January 29, 2007, 07:47:54 PM »

Fuck her and then eat her

APF · « **Reply #15 on:** January 29, 2007, 07:51:20 PM »

Quote from: bachikarn on January 29, 2007, 07:47:54 PM

Fuck her and then eat her

See? Best of both worlds. But NOOO nine of you just got greedy, now you won't get your rocks off or know the delicate pleasures of eating raw human flesh.

Beezy · « **Reply #16 on:** January 29, 2007, 08:28:07 PM »

I don't plan on dying a virgin.

APF · « **Reply #17 on:** January 29, 2007, 08:31:48 PM »

I don't plan on cooking a virgin.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** January 29, 2007, 08:57:10 PM »

Food

As Willco stated, theres a chance that the island may be supporting life. So I can have the food then fuck a some wild life. Unless Willco meant to have the sex and hunt for food...if that was the case..then just switch my answer around.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #19 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:47:43 PM »

Toughie.

If it was either have sex with no food at all, or get food and have no sex, I would probably pick food. Masturbation is your friend. Hell, let's be honest, what else would you do on the island?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #20 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:49:02 PM »

What if you lost your arms in the plane crash? :'(

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:51:58 PM »

i can jerk it and eat. i can't fuck and then starve.

on the other hand, if the "sex" was rawdoggin' an early 90's jennifer connelly or pre-scientology catherine bell

well

TOUGH CALL

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:54:31 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 29, 2007, 09:51:58 PM

i can jerk it and eat. i can't fuck and then starve.

on the other hand, if the "sex" was rawdoggin' an early 90's jennifer connelly or pre-scientology catherine bell

well

TOUGH CALL

How about this...

Sex with your wife or Totinos Pizza Rolls?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #23 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:55:19 PM »

sex with my wife, easily

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:57:03 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 29, 2007, 09:55:19 PM

sex with my wife, easily

Damn dude. You're probably the only married man who would choose that.

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:58:13 PM »

If you're stuck on an island alone, who wants a woman with them, anyway? You KNOW they're going to be in a bitchy mood after getting stranded. Bitch-ass ho probably wouldn't even want to give it up. I'll take the box of steakums, any day.

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** January 29, 2007, 09:59:32 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 09:58:13 PM

If you're stuck on an island alone, who wants a woman with them, anyway? You KNOW they're going to be in a bitchy mood after getting stranded. Bitch-ass ho probably wouldn't even want to give it up. I'll take the box of steakums, any day.

Do what I said, starve her. She won't have the energy to speak. Just feed her enough everyday to keep her moist down there.

TVC15 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:01:27 PM »

Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #28 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:04:33 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:01:27 PM

Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.

No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.

"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:06:27 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2007, 10:04:33 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:01:27 PM
Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.
No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.

"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*

You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #30 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:06:35 PM »

Cut her legs at the knees, and cook em, then she cant run away from your sex0r.

Diablos · « **Reply #31 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:06:47 PM »

Food. You can't survive by fucking.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:09:10 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:06:27 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2007, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:01:27 PM
Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.
No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.

"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*

You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.

I don't like fritos. There has to be SOME vegetation on the island. I'll be a damned vegetarian! And I'll float out on a log and get me some fishies.

TVC15 · « **Reply #33 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:21:30 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2007, 10:09:10 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2007, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:01:27 PM
Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.
No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.

"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*

You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.
I don't like fritos. There has to be SOME vegetation on the island. I'll be a damned vegetarian! And I'll float out on a log and get me some fishies.

What if there are no fish? What if it's a patch of volcanic rock in the middle of polluted waters? No vegetation?

Mupepe · « **Reply #34 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:22:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:21:30 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2007, 10:09:10 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:06:27 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on January 29, 2007, 10:04:33 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:01:27 PM
Dude, YOU'D be starving, too.
No way, there'd be something to eat. I'd just beat her ass if she'd try to eat it. I'd eat frogs on the island, plants or whatever.

"Bitch, that's my tarantula." *donkey punch*

You'd still be in a state of starvation. And when you're hungry, real hungry, not hungry for cunt, you want some mother fuckin' Fritos.
I don't like fritos. There has to be SOME vegetation on the island. I'll be a damned vegetarian! And I'll float out on a log and get me some fishies.

What if there are no fish? What if it's a patch of volcanic rock in the middle of polluted waters? No vegetation?

I'd fuck until I died then. I don't want to survive on that shithole. Everyone can say "He went out fuckin' *salute*"

TVC15 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:25:47 PM »

Fuck that, steak-ums. The woman would incessantly bitch. DO you really want to die having a woman bitch and cry at you during your final days? That shit would be depressing. Steak-ums, not so much.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** January 29, 2007, 10:29:08 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 29, 2007, 10:25:47 PM

Fuck that, steak-ums. The woman would incessantly bitch. DO you really want to die having a woman bitch and cry at you during your final days? That shit would be depressing. Steak-ums, not so much.

No one is around to judge me and there's nowhere for her to go. I can finally say "Well you're fucking annoying and stupid and I fucking hate you!" And then we can still have sex. I dunno. My priorities are all fucked up.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #37 on:** January 29, 2007, 11:27:16 PM »

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If you were stranded on an island, what would be more important - sex or food?

Sometimes you are so distinguished mentally-challenged it's not even funny.

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Food.

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Bacon · « **Reply #38 on:** January 29, 2007, 11:37:13 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on January 29, 2007, 11:27:16 PM

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Sometimes you are so distinguished mentally-challenged it's not even funny.

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Food.
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You're always emasculating poor Willco.

TVC15 · « **Reply #39 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:14:19 AM »

Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #40 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:34:34 AM »

I never been with anyone so i'll take food

xnikki118x · « **Reply #41 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:36:04 AM »

Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** January 30, 2007, 12:40:17 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2007, 12:14:19 AM

Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.

I knew you'd see it my way

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 30, 2007, 12:36:04 AM

Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.

Wow... That hurts.

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:01:16 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2007, 12:40:17 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2007, 12:14:19 AM
Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.
I knew you'd see it my way

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 30, 2007, 12:36:04 AM
Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.
Wow... That hurts.

Mupepe, I'd take motherfuckin' Hagen Das over your cream cheese ass.

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:02:15 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2007, 01:01:16 AM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 30, 2007, 12:40:17 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on January 30, 2007, 12:14:19 AM
Anyway, I would take sex. And my choice of mate would be mupepe. I'd be fucking him in the ass and gnawing on his brains all the while giving him a reach around.
I knew you'd see it my way

Quote from: xnikki118x on January 30, 2007, 12:36:04 AM
Dude, I'd pick food over sex right now.
Wow... That hurts.

Mupepe, I'd take motherfuckin' Hagen Das over your cream cheese ass.

Holy shit. That is the most hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me. Holy fuck dude. :'(

demi · « **Reply #45 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:05:57 AM »

BEAR SEX

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** January 30, 2007, 01:15:55 AM »

Quote from: demi on January 30, 2007, 01:05:57 AM

BEAR SEX

RAWR

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Author Topic: If you were stranded on an island, what would be more important - sex or food? (Read 2660 times)

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