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Title: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:31:22 PM
(http://images.pushsquare.com/news/2017/11/doritos_wanted_geoff_keighley_to_host_the_game_awards_as_the_doritos_pope/attachment/0/900x.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxAihuiYxuU

Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 08:32:30 PM
Get this turd circus started.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:33:54 PM
https://twitter.com/Piggs24/status/1205296667701993477

:ryker
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:35:22 PM
https://twitter.com/Nibellion/status/1205261391122354177

Bayo 3?? :hyper
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Rufus on December 12, 2019, 08:35:54 PM
Whatch it on Steam (with suttery audio) so you can maybe possibly not really win something  :esports
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/thegameawards
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:37:29 PM
https://twitter.com/plastiboo/status/1205222068754759681

help
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:38:12 PM
NOTHING SAYS "VIDEO GAMES" LIKE GREEN DAY AND GRIMES
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:39:13 PM
So...there's another countdown clock on the stream.  This is a pre-show?  :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:40:09 PM
Luke Smith looking at the trophy like "what the fuck is this shit?"
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:41:27 PM
Wow, Ultimate Alliance 3 DLC #2 actually coming out this year after all.
:leon
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 08:41:59 PM
https://www.thetechgame.com/News/sid=22435/geoff-keighley-hopes-his-legacy-is-greater-than-a-meme.html

:fbm
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 08:42:31 PM
Can't wait to see who's going to take home a Keighley! :hyper  (when they announce all the winners in 30 seconds before two hours of commercials)
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 08:42:40 PM
Whatch it on Steam (with suttery audio) so you can maybe possibly not really win something  :esports
https://store.steampowered.com/sale/thegameawards

The only reason I'm idling this turd: Chance of getting Rainlol 6: Siege for free.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 08:45:00 PM
This is gonna be a Death Stranding show huh
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Himu on December 12, 2019, 08:45:20 PM
ELDEN RING
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:46:13 PM
BEST ESPORTS COACH :hyper

:snore
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 08:46:19 PM
This is gonna be a Death Stranding show huh

Maybe you missed TOP E-SPORTS COACH???
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: nachobro on December 12, 2019, 08:46:29 PM
how many awards is geoff stranding nominated for?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:46:46 PM
At least this shit is going quick. 
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 08:46:57 PM
BEST ESPORTS COACH :neogaf

Imagine you have to host one of the pope's PR cringe fests :goty
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 08:46:59 PM
how many awards is geoff stranding nominated for?

All of them, including e-sports coach.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 08:47:25 PM
Can’t they put out like an excel spreadsheet with the winners and just announce the fucking new stuff
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 08:47:52 PM
omg, imagine going to a theater to watch this
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: nachobro on December 12, 2019, 08:48:07 PM
All of them, including e-sports coach.
kojigod sweep :lawd
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 08:48:09 PM
Wish they'd keep all the esports shit for the later half so I can skip it and go to bed.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 08:53:35 PM
All of them, including e-sports coach.
kojigod sweep :lawd

And yet Kojimbo still won't top the Pope. :(
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:53:59 PM
What is this?  :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 08:54:31 PM
OH SNAP NMH3!

I wish it was called "Goddamn Superhero" instead.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 08:54:36 PM
:bow NMH3 :bow2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 08:55:28 PM
That was an amazing trailer wow

Hyped for NM3. The original is one of my favorite Wii games.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 08:58:47 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/1td392.jpg)
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 12, 2019, 09:02:04 PM
I hope muting this doesn't affect my chances of winning something that will be in a humble bundle for 15 cents in a couple of months
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 09:04:45 PM
https://youtu.be/g2nPg42xsXg
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 09:04:51 PM
I thought NMH3 was gonna be a new StarTropics for a second...
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 12, 2019, 09:06:51 PM
sneakers with a suit, come on geoff you're forty years old get it together man
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:07:20 PM
Chvrches, Green Day, and Grimes. We litty, fam.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:09:07 PM
sneakers with a suit, come on geoff you're forty years old get it together man

No Ageism, Boomer. :wag :wag :wag
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:10:03 PM
Disco Elysium > Death Stranding
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:10:22 PM
What is that guy on the right in the Disco Elysium crew wearing?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: nachobro on December 12, 2019, 09:11:09 PM
i need to get disco elysium
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:12:33 PM
XBOX REFRIGERATOR
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:13:16 PM
So, Xbox One X -> Xbox Series X.   How...creative...?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 09:13:25 PM
That looked dope
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:13:38 PM
Xbox Box X
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:13:52 PM
It's a fucking PC tower... :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on December 12, 2019, 09:14:24 PM
Microsoft naming conventions :stahp
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:14:49 PM
"Ninja Theory"
>SpongebobEveryoneLeaves.gif<
Call me when this trailer is over.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: nachobro on December 12, 2019, 09:15:46 PM
i got like 50 years of game pass so i'll get whatever ugly xbox ms puts out :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Nuitangg on December 12, 2019, 09:15:51 PM
omg, imagine going to a theater to watch this

You get a free Stadia bundle.  :neogaf
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 09:17:26 PM
Hellblade 2 looked so fucking awesome
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:17:50 PM
omg, imagine going to a theater to watch this

You get a free Stadia bundle.  :neogaf

 :nugenix
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:19:18 PM
 :society

JOKER IS KOMING
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: BisMarckie on December 12, 2019, 09:19:25 PM
i got like 50 years of game pass so i'll get whatever ugly xbox ms puts out :lol

With MLB The Show coming to Xbox, I might actually get the xbox first because of my gamepass sub as well. (2 Years for 80 bucks :jeb)
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:19:48 PM
I'M THE JOKA BABY! On January 28th.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 09:19:53 PM
Forgot Ninja Theory was bought up... Shame
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:21:25 PM
:society

JOKER IS KOMING

Yo, we heard you liked Joker in Smash, so here you go.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:22:33 PM
Forgot Ninja Theory was bought up... Shame

You can get it on PC too. 
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 09:22:52 PM
:society

JOKER IS KOMING

stay safe, literally shaking rn
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 09:23:56 PM
I hope muting this doesn't affect my chances of winning something that will be in a humble bundle for 15 cents in a couple of months

I hope muting doesn't make me miss the only one or two things worth a shit to keep the stream going. I don't think there was anything to catch beyond Hellblade 2 yet though  :doge
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:23:59 PM
BOOGER...?  IS BEST ESPORTS PLAYER  YEAH BOOGER!!!
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:26:56 PM
Geoff: New IP!  What is Godfall?

Dev: Godfall is a new IP.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:27:09 PM
:drudge We've got Playstation 5 trailers, this is not a drill! :drudge
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:27:45 PM
It's Sworderlands.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:28:06 PM
AMAZING NEW PC GAMES PLAYSTATION 5 GAME TOTALLY NOT PC GAME FOOTAGE WE PROMISE IT'S EXCLUSIVELY ON PLAYSTATION 5 and epic game store
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 12, 2019, 09:29:34 PM
We're just going to keep getting the same old shit but shinier next gen, aren't we
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:29:46 PM
How many times is he going to say that we weren't expecting thing?  :brain
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:31:41 PM
:bow Bravely Default II :bow2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:32:17 PM
Geoff totally doesn't give a shit about Warframe, lulz.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Bebpo on December 12, 2019, 09:32:24 PM
:bow Bravely Default II :bow2

Wait, but there was already a BD2?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:33:43 PM
Geoff totally doesn't give a shit about Warframe, lulz.

Not even :gaben 's do anymore, what with Destiny 2 on Steam now. :gaben

Also I'd rather be pestering men like Pogi to post hog to me than watching this shit, but idling it for Rainbow Six even if my chances are low. Damn you, Dorito Pope and Gay-Ben.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:34:11 PM
Well, there was Bravely Second, which is clearly different from Bravely Default II. Much like the Xbox One is different from the Xbox 1.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:34:34 PM
:bow Bravely Default II :bow2

Wait, but there was already a BD2?

Bravely Default, Bravely Default: For The Sequel, Bravely Second: End Layer, and then "Bravely Default II."  Sure...makes sense.
:confused
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:35:25 PM
Who is Ewok? :confused :confused :confused
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:36:18 PM
:bow Magic the Gathering :bow2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:38:33 PM
WTF was that trailer?  :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:38:33 PM
:bow Black Lotus :bow2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:38:44 PM
IKUMI IS BACK BITCHES
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:39:10 PM
WTF was that trailer?  :lol

That's Magic, baby.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 09:40:00 PM
:bow Ikumi-chan :bow2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:42:03 PM
What is she kowtowing for!? :lol :neogaf
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:42:22 PM
WTF was that trailer?  :lol

That's Magic, baby.

No, the Playerunknown one.  It looked like it fucked up or something.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 09:44:59 PM
yesssss, Bravely Default 2!!!!!!!!!! Literally all I care about so far.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:45:34 PM
yesssss, Bravely Default 2!!!!!!!!!! Literally all I care about so far.

DUDE FUCKING STAR WARZ IN FORTNITE LOG INTO FORTNITE TO VIEW CLIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:47:47 PM
Play the Geoff drinking game and take a swig every time he says "Canada," "surprised," "check it out," and "you didn't expect this."
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 09:50:41 PM
So we got League Of Legends: Overwatch, League Of Legends: Street Fighter, and now League Of Legends: God Of War?  Or will it be League Of Legends: Skyrim? :thinking

Ah, League Of Legends: Battlechasers.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 09:52:58 PM
Coming up next: Grimes!

Elon Musk: :fap :fap :fap :fap :fap :amir0x :jared :fap :fap :fap :fap


(USER WAS TAKEN TO COURT FOR DEFAMATION AND THE CASE WAS THROWN OUT OVER THIS POST!)
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 09:58:37 PM
Nina Kraviz on the Cyberpunk soundtrack? Wait till Reeee finds out about her cornrow scandal. Another reason to CANCEL that game!
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 10:06:45 PM
Wait.. I thought Dark Alliance was already done.??.. My nerdomics is faulty. 
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 12, 2019, 10:07:44 PM
that was embarrassing for everyone involved
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 10:10:10 PM
Anytime they get an esports "celebrity" on here it's always cringe cringe cringe.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Himu on December 12, 2019, 10:10:37 PM
Still don't get how Arslan didn't win best e-sports title. Literally dethroned Korea all by himself
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Coax on December 12, 2019, 10:10:40 PM
I feel badly for future Geoff's back.

(https://i.imgur.com/GVb5iK1.png)
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:10:47 PM
Huh. Muppets.

Wait.. I thought Dark Alliance was already done.??.. My nerdomics is faulty. 

Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance, yes.

Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance, no.

Not sure what the difference is, since Baldur's Gate and the Forgotten Realms IS DnD...
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Let's Cyber on December 12, 2019, 10:12:21 PM
 :bow :bow :bow Itsuno  :bow2 :bow2 :bow2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:13:11 PM
Linus shilling for Big Mircoshaft, it seems.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:16:55 PM
:lul: Norman Reedus and Kojimbo both looking "WTF" at Untitled Beaker Game. :lul:
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:18:15 PM
:bow MUPPET GOOSE :bow2

HONK
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:19:29 PM
GEOFF DIDN'T THANK THE GOOSE

FUCK YOU GEOFF

:rage
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 10:21:58 PM
some of the bits I see in the background :kobeyuck will remain mute
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:22:05 PM
:lul: Norman Reedus and Kojimbo both looking "WTF" at Untitled Beaker Game. :lul:

https://twitter.com/theSirToasty/status/1205326485562769410
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 10:26:07 PM
Bravely 2 and NMH look cool. Flatline otherwise though. New Xbox looks like a heater.  :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:26:45 PM
:lul: Stillbornia :lul:
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:26:45 PM
The Stadia commercial barely shows any games.  How apt.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Human Snorenado on December 12, 2019, 10:28:21 PM
If Death Stranding wins a bunch of awards, it just proves that even gamers hate gaming by giving all the awards to a non-game, and a shitty one at that
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:29:25 PM
Cool idea to do some eco-saving in PUBG:Mobile (the better version of PUBG). But I doubt that's going to cancel the carbon footprint from all the matches/electricity burned. :doge
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:31:06 PM
stupid-looking guy with blue hair NINJA IS HERE
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:32:19 PM
Can't believe that best multiplayer game is APEX LEGENDS!  :o  The game that just had a segment produced for this show!  SO SHOCKED RN
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 10:34:01 PM
Can't believe that best multiplayer game is APEX LEGENDS!  :o  The game that just had a segment produced for this show!  SO SHOCKED RN

Don't think I've ever heard of the game before the show. Tetris 99 definitely got snubbed though!
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:34:50 PM
Can't believe that best multiplayer game is APEX LEGENDS!  :o  The game that just had a segment produced for this show!  SO SHOCKED RN

Don't think I've ever heard of the game before the show. Tetris 99 definitely got snubbed though!

F2P battle royal game from the Titanfall people.  Fuck it- Tetris is best battle royal.   :awesome
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:35:21 PM
Can't believe that best multiplayer game is APEX LEGENDS!  :o  The game that just had a segment produced for this show!  SO SHOCKED RN

Don't think I've ever heard of the game before the show. Tetris 99 definitely got snubbed though!

But of course you haven't you fucking weeb. :-* :-* :-* :heart :heart :heart

It was popular in Feburary when it launched and then it kinda crashed and burned faster than PUBG.
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:38:27 PM
https://twitter.com/Fobwashed/status/1205330417991073792
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Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 10:39:27 PM
Ghost of Tsushima is goddam Witcher Tenchu.  Fuck yes.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:40:02 PM
SURPRISE
WORLD PREMIERE
SURPRISE
CANADA
CHECK IT OUT
SURPRISE
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Post by: Bebpo on December 12, 2019, 10:41:39 PM
If Death Stranding wins a bunch of awards, it just proves that even gamers hate gaming by giving all the awards to a non-game, and a shitty one at that

I haven’t posted my DS thoughts or read the thread here which I’m sure is bashing it.

But I’m 2/3rds through the game at 20+ hours and my thoughts are that even if you stripped all the story/writing from the game (which is the weakest part) the gameplay is fantastic because Kojima is up there with Miyamoto as a legendary gameplay designer. At this point the game is a 10/10 for me and the best original AAA IP since Assassin’s Creed 1 imo. Biggest flaws are Kojima writing is stupid as usual and no portable music player is a glaring mistake. Otherwise incredible game. It’s been a great year for games so idk if it’s my GoTY, but it’s a contender for sure and I’m cool with it winning all the awards.

When I beat it I’ll join the thread and fight you all.
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Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 10:41:54 PM
GAMERS RISE UP
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Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 10:42:53 PM
Not everyone hates Death Stranding, but I think even people that like it hate large portions of it
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:43:21 PM
"Naraka Bladepoint: All footage captured in-game"

Amazing-looking clearly CG then switches to massively-downgraded game visuals

 :doge
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Post by: Coax on December 12, 2019, 10:45:19 PM
Suddenly a bunch of feudal Japan styled games being released. And more grappling hook mechanics? Yes please.
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Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 10:46:08 PM
"Naraka Bladepoint: All footage captured in-game"

Amazing-looking clearly CG then switches to massively-downgraded game visuals

 :doge
Kinda got some Otogi vibes from this..
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:47:14 PM
Suddenly a bunch of feudal Japan styled games being released. And more grappling hook mechanics? Yes please.

It's a Chinese setting
 :social :social2

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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:47:42 PM
Justin Bebpo:

Not everyone hates Death Stranding, but I think even people that like it hate large portions of it

This. This is the thread. It's a wash. Critics hate it. Some folks here hate it, some like it. Some hate-like it. It's Kojimbo's niche.

Also what was that Roblox Depression thing? A level? Seemed interesting.
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:49:11 PM
SEE YOU GUYS SATURDAY :smug
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:50:12 PM
Aw, I wanted the fucked-up rabbit shooting game, not this samey-looking tactical shit
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:51:17 PM
"What sets 9 To 5 apart from the other FPS games is that it's just like Counter-Strike and Rainbow Six."
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:51:53 PM
https://twitter.com/eltar4000/status/1205330141418840064
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Post by: Coax on December 12, 2019, 10:53:39 PM
It's a Chinese setting

I only caught two 5s clips between things on mute :trumps
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 10:54:27 PM
It's a Chinese setting

I only caught two 5s clips between things on mute :trumps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ouHIe-RNhU
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:57:44 PM
https://twitter.com/Deadhunt47/status/1205335799329374215
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 10:59:29 PM
https://twitter.com/CheekyMonados/status/1205335657071038464
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Post by: Bebpo on December 12, 2019, 10:59:31 PM
Was there any Elden Ring gameplay this time around?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 10:59:32 PM
BWDBC
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Post by: paprikastaude on December 12, 2019, 10:59:56 PM
damn, I completely missed that the new Xbox was unveiled at this thing of all places  :brain  On the bright side, I haven't spend a second paying attention to any of the awards :rejoice
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:00:11 PM
Was there any Elden Ring gameplay this time around?

It's not over yet, but they haven't shown anything for it.
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:00:51 PM
damn, I completely missed that the new Xbox was unveiled at this thing of all places  :brain  On the bright side, I haven't spend a second paying attention to any of the awards :rejoice

But

You've missed so much

Like


And


And also


And who could forget



?
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Post by: curly on December 12, 2019, 11:00:56 PM
boomer music
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 11:02:24 PM
This isnt even game related :goty2
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:02:58 PM
https://twitter.com/zephfire2471/status/1205335968196247553
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:03:17 PM
This isnt even game related :goty2

They have a game announcement, apparently.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:03:18 PM
when's reggie?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:03:40 PM
This isnt even game related :goty2

They have a game announcement, apparently.

Rock Band Green Day HD Remastered?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:04:06 PM
This isnt even game related :goty2

They have a game announcement, apparently.

Rock Band Green Day HD Remastered?

:hyper
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:05:31 PM
I didn't know Jay Leno was the lead singer of Green Day.

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lZZ3DY3x1pE/hqdefault.jpg)
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:07:35 PM
https://twitter.com/RacerSonic/status/1205337048179183618
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:07:41 PM
So many of these premieres are starting to look the same as each other with all the dark, grey water and forest stuff.
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:10:43 PM
We're going back to GRIM DARK Unreal Engine 3 era, baby! OH YEAH!

https://twitter.com/TKiyro770/status/1205337450027110400

https://twitter.com/crazy_gamer500/status/1205337604905996288
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:10:47 PM
REGGIE OUT TO SAVE THE SHOW

PHILSAMAC IN THE HOUSE

:nintendo
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:12:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsoREAsvRiE
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2019, 11:12:39 PM
https://twitter.com/eltar4000/status/1205330141418840064

 :ohyeah
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: toku on December 12, 2019, 11:13:08 PM
https://twitter.com/Cinder5byeFive/status/1205339012732538880
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:14:14 PM
https://twitter.com/Glacetomic/status/1205337636287569920

This'll get some use from reddit.
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:14:29 PM
GOOSE WAS ROBBED

BETTER MAKE IT GOTY YOU COWARDS
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Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 11:14:37 PM
thanks subway
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:15:20 PM
You're welcome :jared
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: toku on December 12, 2019, 11:16:35 PM
https://twitter.com/NickolaiBoulton/status/1205340309980209153
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:17:26 PM
Seriously, Google, maybe try SHOWING SOME GAMES for Stadia instead of crazy shit.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:21:01 PM
Seriously, Google, maybe try SHOWING SOME GAMES for Stadia instead of crazy shit.

What, like Tomb Raider?
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Post by: curly on December 12, 2019, 11:21:17 PM
so this is 4 hours of ads huh
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:22:04 PM
How is a "re-announcement" a "world premiere?"
:huh
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:22:39 PM
Seriously, Google, maybe try SHOWING SOME GAMES for Stadia instead of crazy shit.

What, like Tomb Raider?

OK back to the crazy shit
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:23:35 PM
Why even show nominees for best game direction?  Just show Kojima.
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:23:35 PM
TELLTALE IS BACK BAYBEE
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: EightBitNate on December 12, 2019, 11:24:16 PM
RE2 got snubbed for everything wow
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:24:33 PM
https://twitter.com/kennsyn/status/1205339185017753600
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:25:38 PM
And Konami shows up and murders Kojima live on stage
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:25:55 PM
https://twitter.com/eltar4000/status/1205330141418840064

https://twitter.com/eltar4000/status/1205339289703342080
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:27:49 PM
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1205343020029272064
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:28:50 PM
Big OOF:

https://twitter.com/gameguygrover/status/1205343432333570048
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:29:17 PM
https://twitter.com/nakamura193/status/1205310540454617089
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Post by: demi on December 12, 2019, 11:29:50 PM
Bravely Default 2 though
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:30:13 PM
sugoi
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:30:41 PM
Bravely Default 2 though

characters had actual feet, I saw them
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:32:35 PM
OH SHIT VIN DIESEL

SMOKE 'EM
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:33:43 PM
Did Michelle Rodriguez call Tekken "The Ken fighting games?"  :lol
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Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 11:33:55 PM
Vin diesel should make that game he wanted to make years ago that was like a wrpg set in the year 1200 or some shit
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 12, 2019, 11:33:58 PM
Vin Diesel for Smash
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:34:47 PM
OH SHIT VIN DIESEL

SMOKE 'EM

And Michelle "I starred in the first 'Resident Evil' film!" Rodriguez.

Wonder if the Rock and Statham film did so badly that Vinny got the IP back to do a game with or if his "family" side of the IP was game-only as part of their divorce.
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Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2019, 11:34:57 PM
Disco Elysium should have been nominated for GOTY instead of Outer Worlds.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: demi on December 12, 2019, 11:35:17 PM
Vin is apparently really into games, he's cool. That bit with them seemed pretty wholesome and legit
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Post by: tiesto on December 12, 2019, 11:35:18 PM
Did Michelle Rodriguez call Tekken "The Ken fighting games?"  :lol

I heard that as "the king of fighter games"...
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 11:36:06 PM
Disco Elysium should have been nominated for GOTY instead of Outer Worlds.

Easily. Doesnt have shooting though  :-\
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:37:48 PM
GOTY IS




FAST AND FURIOUS
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:38:09 PM
Sekiro wins
:leon
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:38:23 PM
Did Michelle Rodriguez call Tekken "The Ken fighting games?"  :lol

Tekken, I think.

https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1205345688432848897
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Post by: Bebpo on December 12, 2019, 11:39:47 PM
Vin is apparently really into games, he's cool. That bit with them seemed pretty wholesome and legit

Yeah, he financed (or founded?) the studio that did Butcher's Bay on Xbox.

He also rolls D&D.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:39:59 PM
GOTY IS




FAST AND FURIOUS

https://twitter.com/GifZelda/status/1205345307153833984
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Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 11:40:17 PM
Sekiro wins
:leon
Good.. maybe it'll drop in price. Lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Great Rumbler on December 12, 2019, 11:40:24 PM
Vin is apparently really into games, he's cool. That bit with them seemed pretty wholesome and legit

He actually owns/owned a game development company [Tigon Studios], so there's that, too.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:40:49 PM
He also rolls D&D.

He taught Judi Dench to play during Riddick. Who then DM'd for her grandkids, apparently.
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Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:40:49 PM
I like that the translator felt the need to 'translate' the From Soft guy's "Thank you so much" line.  :lol
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: OnlyRegret on December 12, 2019, 11:41:32 PM
Vin is apparently really into games, he's cool. That bit with them seemed pretty wholesome and legit

he's king of the nerds
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Post by: Svejk on December 12, 2019, 11:42:24 PM
So no Elden Ring... So glad I stayed up... No really.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:42:30 PM
Shitposting over, but before that:

https://twitter.com/SamitSarkar/status/1205345270881570817

https://twitter.com/BoshiBoshikira/status/1205347865121284096
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Post by: Eel O'Brian on December 12, 2019, 11:43:29 PM
i gotta get up at 4 in the morning and i didn't win shit wtf was i thinking this was a terrible waste of time
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:44:17 PM
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1205347182443925504
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:44:58 PM
Actually, one last shitpost (TM):


https://twitter.com/AlphaOmegaSin/status/1205344965095821312

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Vinny should put that money into Tigon and whever the older Starbreeze Employees went for Riddick 3. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:45:18 PM
https://twitter.com/HardDriveMag/status/1205344432591163397
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:45:41 PM
https://twitter.com/Akfamilyhome/status/1205345083588894721

:rofl
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 12, 2019, 11:46:37 PM
https://twitter.com/greenchile03/status/1205325257738866688
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: benjipwns on December 12, 2019, 11:47:00 PM
He actually owns/owned a game development company [Tigon Studios], so there's that, too.
Vin is apparently really into games, he's cool. That bit with them seemed pretty wholesome and legit

Yeah, he financed (or founded?) the studio that did Butcher's Bay on Xbox.

He also rolls D&D.
They also did Wheelman and the Riddick remake and a Riddick iOS game or something like that.

Tigon still "exists" because it's never really been more than a management company for Vin and his money.

The only time they really staffed up themselves was when they were going to make that Hannibal game, which was supposed to come out together with a Hannibal movie Vin would direct: https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/vin-diesel-discusses-his-dream-game

Vin's just been too busy with family I assume.
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 12, 2019, 11:48:21 PM
https://twitter.com/fjrdthrwy/status/1205344907910475776
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 12, 2019, 11:54:26 PM
This was some spike tv levels of shit.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Himu on December 12, 2019, 11:55:48 PM
Where TF is elden ring
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Boredfrom on December 12, 2019, 11:57:47 PM
I totally forgot they annunced a new console... holy shit this was bad.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Coffee Dog on December 12, 2019, 11:59:39 PM
This was one of the worst in years.  The big announcement was microsoft hijacking it into becoming a trade show, and it was bloated to shit with more ads than usual
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Svejk on December 13, 2019, 12:07:13 AM
https://youtu.be/Zbq7BnsQhrw
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 13, 2019, 12:12:39 AM
The best part of the Game Awards is when Grimes came out and started lip-syncingmumbling and my dog looked up with an expression like  :foodcourt
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 13, 2019, 12:16:06 AM
Lots of people expected a Smash reveal and are now losing their minds.  :lol

https://twitter.com/GamesCageZ/status/1205347150730858496
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: bork on December 13, 2019, 12:17:31 AM
https://twitter.com/GamesCageZ/status/1205350385663262726

:badass
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Post by: bork on December 13, 2019, 12:19:57 AM
:lol

https://twitter.com/213372bu/status/1205355502219255808
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 13, 2019, 12:22:31 AM
The best part of the Game Awards is when Grimes came out and started lip-syncingmumbling and my dog looked up with an expression like  :foodcourt

Elon Musk: Don't you DARE slander my former QUEEN!
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Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2019, 12:32:53 AM
No Leon announcement for Smash :snore

No Animal Crossing to disrupt the dudebro audience :snore

No exciting trailers or announcements :snore

A bunch of shit won awards no one cares about :snore

Going to bed cause I'm old now :snore
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2019, 12:37:12 AM
Big OOF:

https://twitter.com/gameguygrover/status/1205343432333570048

(https://i.imgur.com/TWXJzLk.jpg)

Same energy.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 13, 2019, 12:40:06 AM
No exciting reveals or announcements?

I mean it was a poorly produced and tacky presentation but Bravley Default 2, Hellblade 2, and Xbone X whatever were pretty big surprises.
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Post by: EchoRin on December 13, 2019, 01:37:46 AM
IGN put together a playlist of all the trailers you would want to look at from the show. Useful for me as I didn't see anything yet.

VGA 2019 IGN PLAYLIST OF TRAILERS (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLraFbwCoisJBVCGSnijor70Iu1bJSCKCU)
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Post by: OnlyRegret on December 13, 2019, 01:50:40 AM
didn't watch, no ace combat representation  :badass
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 13, 2019, 03:22:29 AM
End of this gen is terrible?

Ok buddy.

2020 is stacked with pretty much everything but I guess Ubisoft's copy and paste shit. But I guess if thats your taste..

And that Hellblade reveal was not only lame, but I'm sorry most likely CGI. Also it's a sequel to a pretty shitty game.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Granblue Fantasy Versus, Bayonetta & Vanquish 10th Anniversary Bundle, Persona 5 Scramble: The Phantom Strikers, Persona 5 Royale, Final Fantasy VII Remake, Nioh 2, Doom Eternal, Resident Evil 3,Cyberpunk 207,Trials of Mana, Marvel's Avengers, Wasteland 3, The Last of Us Part II, Dying Light 2, Ghost of Tsushima, Guilty Gear Strive, Halo Infinite, Humankind, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2,
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Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Bebpo on December 13, 2019, 03:51:58 AM
This end of gen is just terrible. I bought Assassins Creed: Origins yesterday to ease the pain. :bow Ancient Egypt :bow2 :bow Crocs & Hippos :bow2

 ::)

Have a drink and calm down man. There's definitely more "great games worth playing" released this year than you will ever have time to play. Next year will probably be the same with how packed the first half already is.

We're all going into next-gen with a huge ass this-gen backlog to get us through the slow first year or two.
Aka, same as always.
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Post by: Rufus on December 13, 2019, 04:39:07 AM
so this is 4 hours of ads huh
I mean, it always is, isn't it?
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Post by: thisismyusername on December 13, 2019, 06:12:07 AM
IGN put together a playlist of all the trailers you would want to look at from the show. Useful for me as I didn't see anything yet.

VGA 2019 IGN PLAYLIST OF TRAILERS (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLraFbwCoisJBVCGSnijor70Iu1bJSCKCU)

Jackshit here that seems interesting enough to get invested in. Cyberpunk is out soon (and competing with Gears Tactics, I think. Along with Biohazard 3), so soundtrack over cinematic makes sense.

Dungeons and Dragons trailer is so fucking weird. It's hectic (of course, it's a battle!!!!) but it looks... bad... And no gameplay shown. I mean it's going to be an RPG what with the DnD IP, obviously, but there's nothing shown.

I guess Bravely if you're wanting more JRPGs like Tiesto, but I still haven't gotten to the DEMO of Bravely Default on my 2DS.
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Post by: Svejk on December 13, 2019, 08:14:00 AM
The best part of the Game Awards is when Grimes came out and started lip-syncingmumbling and my dog looked up with an expression like  :foodcourt
I'll admit....  I watched it again.  :doge I'm that hyped for Cyberpunk.
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Post by: demi on December 13, 2019, 08:26:32 AM
(Editor's Note: I think DmC is great)

https://twitter.com/Chaser_Tech/status/1205322524063674368
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Don Rumata on December 13, 2019, 09:52:40 AM
The Good:
The New Xbox design.
Hellblade 2 looks quite incredible ("in-engine" is still vagues af, though).
No SMASH reveal  ::)

The Bad:
GreenDay.
3 hours of brain melting ads.
No win for the real GOTY (RE2).
New FF7 trailer is the same 2 hours sequence reshuffled again.

The  :lol:
Generic as shit "Godfall" being the first PS5 game shown.
Don Toretto's ps3 game being the last World Premiere.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2019, 10:06:05 AM

You cannot make that shit up :lol Sony done goofed for reals. They could have shown any of the UNANNOUNCED EXCLUSIVE GAMES or better yet not show anything AT ALL vs showing Godfall :lol more like God-bye amirirte?!?

The only people who watched this shit were gamers, and they hate everything, up to but most importantly including themselves, so

Xbox needed to make a good impression, Sony just needs to show up to their Sony direct or whatever in a few months and show a bunch of cgi bullshit trailers of their superior exclusive content, reveal the design of the PS5, and a price.
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: demi on December 13, 2019, 10:19:28 AM
- New Xbox was a great surprise - a weird place to reveal, but whatever it's got people talking now. Bring on E3

- Bravely Default 2 made me cum

- No RE2 drops, I know the world is buzzing for some sort of surprise RE2 content (with the new achievement)

- I liked the Vin / Michelle bit

- Sekiro was only chosen because Geoff's rep would be tarnished if Death Stranding won. The guy is already licking Kojima's uncut hogger

- Reggie's bit on indie games was boring, get on with it man

- That japanese girl's spotlight faded the minute she started talking. E3 was a fluke

- Bugha winning eSports of the year for winning one fortnite world cup is confusing but I dont follow that shit so whatever

- Ninja still as much of a goober as ever. Must be nice riding high based on your brand alone, but also not even in nomination for "content creator of the year" ( also the list for this was jarring as well )

- "Best family game" might as well be "best nintendo game" or something lmao. Luigis Mansion really?
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: demi on December 13, 2019, 10:29:05 AM
This end of gen is just terrible. I bought Assassins Creed: Origins yesterday to ease the pain. :bow Ancient Egypt :bow2 :bow Crocs & Hippos :bow2

You are so fucking gone lmao. Maybe if you played games that aren't "Souls" you would find a world of wonder under your pointy nose
Title: Re: His Holiness St. Doritos Of MTN DEW Presents THE GAME AWARDS 2019
Post by: Don Rumata on December 13, 2019, 10:33:07 AM
The new RE2 achievement is just a file added to Kendo's shop, AFAIK.
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Post by: Svejk on December 13, 2019, 11:02:55 AM
I hope the Summer launch for Ghost of Tsushima means like Aug/Sept-ish Summer... Any earlier, I'll probably still be balls deep in TLOU2.
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Post by: bluemax on December 13, 2019, 01:44:01 PM
From Software proving that going from terrible programing to almost competent programming is all it takes to win a GOTY.

That and having Bobby Kotick's money.

Let us marvel for a moment that Activision published 2 award winning games that were not developed internally.
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Post by: paprikastaude on December 13, 2019, 01:54:51 PM
Being mad at the Dorrito's show - what do you think this was going to be :goldberg tbf getting to unveil the next bone is much bigger than anything I'd have ever expected from the pope.

Similar to the Sony video a few days ago, there's only so much you can still reveal for 2020 either way, considering it's shaping up to be one of the best years of the decade.
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Post by: bork on December 13, 2019, 03:05:09 PM
https://twitter.com/GRIMECRAFT/status/1205347297925586945

Can't get over the guy sleeping  :lol
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Post by: bluemax on December 13, 2019, 03:28:30 PM
https://twitter.com/decafjedi/status/1205331778237599745
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Post by: Bebpo on December 13, 2019, 04:02:52 PM
Only award I've got any opinion on is best art direction going to Control. I feel like even if you feel Death Stranding doesn't deserve to win any awards and you don't like the game, the art direction is impeccable. Shinkawa's touch is everywhere. The logos, the building architecture, the mechanical designs, the clothing, and then you have the photorealistic environment, etc... it's not even a tech thing. Sure the tech is good but the game looks incredible because the art direction is A++++. Really feel like DS should win for art direction. Shinkawa is goddamn amazing artist.

Playing Control now and it looks nice, especially the neat bits of light coming through and colored lighting and some nice architecture but DS is on a whole different level imo.


Also Sekiro win is fine (great game) but I'm salty at a game winning that I couldn't finish  :maf
I wanna see trophy/steam achievement receipts on how many people actually beat that last boss.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on December 13, 2019, 04:19:35 PM
Only award I've got any opinion on is best art direction going to Control. I feel like even if you feel Death Stranding doesn't deserve to win any awards and you don't like the game, the art direction is impeccable. Shinkawa's touch is everywhere. The logos, the building architecture, the mechanical designs, the clothing, and then you have the photorealistic environment, etc... it's not even a tech thing. Sure the tech is good but the game looks incredible because the art direction is A++++. Really feel like DS should win for art direction. Shinkawa is goddamn amazing artist.

(https://media2.giphy.com/media/yBXuEb8lC1mqA/giphy.gif?cid=790b7611f4da2cf5d5f9f1d6f89f5d2b07bcbb7bfedbdd7f&rid=giphy.gif)
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Post by: Rahxephon91 on December 13, 2019, 04:35:13 PM
Yeah everything looks cool in Death Stranding.

But Control’s art direction to me creates an atmosphere and gives sense to the storytelling and feel of the game. Which is not something DS does. America looks like Iceland? Why? I don’t know I guess to create a very off and sterile version of nature. Ok cool. The architecture of Control really plays into the abstract German clinical abstract expressionism the entire world and story is about. The Oldest House with its impossible post modernism architecture is a character in itself as Control. Control would not be the same game if it didn’t have this weird world that looked man made, but warped by boundless imagination and no limitations.

I mean I think pretty much all your major games have good art direction. Even say Modern Warfare. But I’ll give it too control because everything from the typography to the costuming is pretty cohesive of this post modernism they were going for.  Which for Death Stranding, I cant even think of one phrase to describe what the whole game was going for. Apple Store apocalypse?
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Post by: Don Rumata on December 13, 2019, 04:45:47 PM
I haven't played DS, but Controls art direction was fantastic, so i won't complain.
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Post by: Nintex on December 13, 2019, 06:00:08 PM
RE2 got robbed, because Geoff was desperate to give Kojima 'any' award so he went with direction  >:(
Then he had to acknowledge FROM hoping they would show their new game so he handed them GOTY #rigged

Surprised they didn't get some EA Star Wars in there. Or really any EA at all outside of Apex.
Nintendo being represented by Reggie and a token award category I guess?  :lol

Xbox Series X looks cool. I like X things, I'm naming the next project at my company <something> X too.

Michelle was drunk or high af or both.
I knew Spencer would show early when I noticed the low microphone for the first award winner.
Didn't expect Geoff to not have an adjustable mic at his international multi-million advertisement show  :lol

CHVRCHES   :aah
Cyberpunk 2077  :mouf

Our boi Geoff did a good job putting it together. I did skip the ads so the show had about 60 minutes of actual content on a 3 hour run-time. And again, even that content is mostly ads for new games so.  :doge
I think Geoff should find someone to partner with on this show. It's turning more and more into the "THINGS AND PEOPLE GEOFF KEIGHLY LIKES" show.
Next year, they'll probably have a killer brand of speaker cables or his high school teacher as a presenter or something. "Gee another dude from Canada, haha who would've thought it just happened to be this way lol"

I'm calling it now for the VGA 2020's.
Elon Musk, Tesla Truck, Cyberpunk 2077, GOTY.

 :idont
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Post by: EchoRin on December 13, 2019, 06:03:52 PM
(Editor's Note: I think DmC is great)

https://twitter.com/Chaser_Tech/status/1205322524063674368

Critics gave DMC5 88 on Open Critic

All the other nominees had a lower score. I guess the DMC5 hate meme is lost on me  ???
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Post by: Tasty on December 13, 2019, 06:34:55 PM
(Editor's Note: I think DmC is great)

https://twitter.com/Chaser_Tech/status/1205322524063674368

Critics gave DMC5 88 on Open Critic

All the other nominees had a lower score. I guess the DMC5 hate meme is lost on me  ???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpg1GH5TDtI

Pause the screencaps for info~
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 13, 2019, 07:16:48 PM
Worth watching for three hours for Bravely Default 2.
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Post by: EchoRin on December 13, 2019, 08:04:49 PM
(Editor's Note: I think DmC is great)

https://twitter.com/Chaser_Tech/status/1205322524063674368

Critics gave DMC5 88 on Open Critic

All the other nominees had a lower score. I guess the DMC5 hate meme is lost on me  ???

*youtube vid*

Pause the screencaps for info~

Yeah some butthurt journalist defensive, but it doesn't quite land when they (monolith journalist) didn't lash out at DMC5.
I'm happy that sexy Dante is back in the driver's seat though instead of the other one.
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Post by: Raist on December 14, 2019, 12:26:43 AM
Control won best Art Direction?

Where's the art tho?
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Post by: Joe Molotov on December 14, 2019, 01:52:00 AM
Control won best Art Direction?

Where's the art tho?

It’s certainly no banana taped to a wall.