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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on January 10, 2020, 04:25:12 PM

Title: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Eschaton on January 10, 2020, 04:25:12 PM
Who wins in a one on one struggle? Same rules and environment as the hit Japanese movie Battle Royale.

Choose your fighter  :society
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: james on January 10, 2020, 04:27:12 PM
shosta couldnt fight his way out of a bowl of pho
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: BisMarckie on January 10, 2020, 04:31:30 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN1JieiVAAEI9DT?format=jpg&name=900x900)

putting my money on this guy...

https://youtu.be/gvMDZag8-DE
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: toku on January 10, 2020, 04:35:31 PM
all of shosta's bore daddies after benji destroys something beautiful:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Uncle on January 10, 2020, 04:37:23 PM
http://www.tupelobuffalopark.com/online/coloringbook/default.aspx
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Mandark on January 10, 2020, 04:38:54 PM
*writes and deletes variants of a "libertarian vs. teenager" joke several times*
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: james on January 10, 2020, 04:44:21 PM
Benaji is probably fat, which makes it more likely that he will eat shosta
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: agrajag on January 10, 2020, 04:49:03 PM
lol benji is a fatty :dobbs
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Kara on January 10, 2020, 04:51:03 PM
No war but the class war. :swiss
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Lonewulfeus on January 10, 2020, 05:10:33 PM
Personally hoping for a double knockout 🤞
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 10, 2020, 06:01:08 PM
baenjipwns  :drool
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: BisMarckie on January 10, 2020, 07:17:35 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN1JieiVAAEI9DT?format=jpg&name=900x900)

putting my money on this guy...

https://youtu.be/gvMDZag8-DE

Bourgiepwns :rejoice
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:19:28 PM
Benji knows all your weaknesses before you fight him.  8)
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: TVC15 on January 10, 2020, 07:26:01 PM
Why ask questions when you can use metrics?

(https://i.imgur.com/43Hn5oi.jpg)

qed
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Nintex on January 10, 2020, 07:31:42 PM
I will train shosta, he will eliminate benji.
Let's face it reeotous you can't even defeat me, he wouldn't stand a chance against Benji and you would probably perish in the fight as well.
This would be you training shosta
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3fZXUhKuvukJQMaA/giphy.gif)

Only I could learn shosta how to defeat benji.
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2020, 09:45:40 PM
Harry.Shosta > Shosta
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 11, 2020, 12:07:07 AM
speaking of which, benji where are you
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: samir on January 11, 2020, 12:13:26 AM
he's recharging before going on another one of his binges

 :salute
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: nudemacusers on January 11, 2020, 12:38:42 AM
As long as I can keep the body of the loser :drool
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: TVC15 on January 11, 2020, 12:40:17 AM
As long as I can keep the body of the loser :drool

It’ll be nice to see benji finally leave his house
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Tripon on January 11, 2020, 06:25:37 PM
As long as I can keep the body of the loser :drool

What are you going to do with a dead body?  :rkelly
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Crash Dummy on January 20, 2020, 02:14:43 AM
so i note benji hasn't posted in a while
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: BIONIC on January 20, 2020, 02:33:32 AM
so i note benji hasn't posted in a while

Who needs Benji when you got Glen!
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:foxx
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 20, 2020, 03:13:01 AM
when the world needed him most, he vanished
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Great Rumbler on January 20, 2020, 09:17:31 AM
At a time when Nintex and filler run wild on the forum, benji was nowhere to be found. :tocry
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: skullstorm on January 20, 2020, 09:47:39 AM
Wait, Benji is fat? Shouldn't he be a mod then :thinking
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: BisMarckie on January 20, 2020, 10:32:36 AM
I hope benji is doing well and comes back soon.

Can't say the same about some of you.  :nothot
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: BisMarckie on January 20, 2020, 12:44:51 PM
How does everyone always freak out when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

If that stops him from shitposting, I have to question his dedication.
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2020, 12:47:50 PM
How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

He’s allowed around schools again!?
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: who is ted danson? on January 20, 2020, 03:18:06 PM
How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

More like hes scoffing free lunches at meaningless committee #35634 and not answering emails
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: TVC15 on January 20, 2020, 08:34:42 PM
Anyone checked to see if Maury was currently filming? Wouldn’t be shocked if he was trying to get out of more child support.
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Kara on January 20, 2020, 10:59:45 PM
How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.

FACT CHECK: benjaminpwns is a self-described random mercenary (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45993.msg2537556#msg2537556), presumably forging research results in the academy or something instead of pilfering the AmeriKKKan military apparatus in exchange for keeping the death and dismemberment of imperial projects off the official stats.
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: BIONIC on January 21, 2020, 02:08:31 AM
Benji, there are rumors swirling around that you’re a fattie.

Please confirm.
If anything I'm underweight.

I've never weighed over 175lbs in my life that I'm aware of.

Slanderous scum the lot of you :bolo
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: Kara on January 21, 2020, 02:11:08 AM
benji on record as never lifting. Perhaps one of the few hypothetical edges he had on Dmitri Dmitriyevich exposed as fantasy.
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 21, 2020, 02:23:20 AM
Shame the narrative ended, I was enjoying imagining Benji the Ogre/Ogor.
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 02:39:38 AM
FACT CHECK: I have, in fact, lifted! Though I really need to get back to it regularly. :-\

Also while FACT CHECKING, I'll again point out my opposition to violence and overall pacifism reaches where I don't morally endorse my own personal self-defense. Esch technically already got this in his cons list.

That said, if shosta were to voluntarily agree to my use of violence against him for the purposes of research into this question we may be able to come to some kind of broad voluntarily agreement on this front.

If he'd like to sit and have a glass of wine as we negotiate the terms of our battle...but first, sniff this...
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: OnlyRegret on January 21, 2020, 02:40:45 AM
FACT CHECK: I have, in fact, lifted! Though I really need to get back to it regularly. :-\

Also while FACT CHECKING, I'll again point out my opposition to violence and overall pacifism reaches where I don't morally endorse my own personal self-defense. Esch technically already got this in his cons list.

That said, if shosta were to voluntarily agree to my use of violence against him for the purposes of research into this question we may be able to come to some kind of broad voluntarily agreement on this front.

If he'd like to sit and have a glass of wine as we negotiate the terms of our battle...but first, sniff this...

.

*writes and deletes variants of a "libertarian vs. teenager" joke several times*
Title: Re: shosta vs. benjipwns fight to the death
Post by: benjipwns on January 21, 2020, 02:55:09 AM
I do not consent to a murder-suicide.