THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Eschaton on January 10, 2020, 04:25:12 PM
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Who wins in a one on one struggle? Same rules and environment as the hit Japanese movie Battle Royale.
Choose your fighter :society
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shosta couldnt fight his way out of a bowl of pho
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN1JieiVAAEI9DT?format=jpg&name=900x900)
putting my money on this guy...
https://youtu.be/gvMDZag8-DE
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all of shosta's bore daddies after benji destroys something beautiful:
(https://media.giphy.com/media/l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0/giphy.gif)
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http://www.tupelobuffalopark.com/online/coloringbook/default.aspx
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*writes and deletes variants of a "libertarian vs. teenager" joke several times*
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Benaji is probably fat, which makes it more likely that he will eat shosta
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lol benji is a fatty :dobbs
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No war but the class war. :swiss
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Personally hoping for a double knockout 🤞
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baenjipwns :drool
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(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EN1JieiVAAEI9DT?format=jpg&name=900x900)
putting my money on this guy...
https://youtu.be/gvMDZag8-DE
Bourgiepwns :rejoice
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Benji knows all your weaknesses before you fight him. 8)
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Why ask questions when you can use metrics?
(https://i.imgur.com/43Hn5oi.jpg)
qed
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I will train shosta, he will eliminate benji.
Let's face it reeotous you can't even defeat me, he wouldn't stand a chance against Benji and you would probably perish in the fight as well.
This would be you training shosta
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/l3fZXUhKuvukJQMaA/giphy.gif)
Only I could learn shosta how to defeat benji.
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Harry.Shosta > Shosta
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speaking of which, benji where are you
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he's recharging before going on another one of his binges
:salute
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As long as I can keep the body of the loser :drool
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As long as I can keep the body of the loser :drool
It’ll be nice to see benji finally leave his house
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As long as I can keep the body of the loser :drool
What are you going to do with a dead body? :rkelly
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so i note benji hasn't posted in a while
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so i note benji hasn't posted in a while
Who needs Benji when you got Glen!
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:foxx
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when the world needed him most, he vanished
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At a time when Nintex and filler run wild on the forum, benji was nowhere to be found. :tocry
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Wait, Benji is fat? Shouldn't he be a mod then :thinking
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I hope benji is doing well and comes back soon.
Can't say the same about some of you. :nothot
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How does everyone always freak out when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.
If that stops him from shitposting, I have to question his dedication.
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How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.
He’s allowed around schools again!?
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How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.
More like hes scoffing free lunches at meaningless committee #35634 and not answering emails
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Anyone checked to see if Maury was currently filming? Wouldn’t be shocked if he was trying to get out of more child support.
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How does everyone always wonder where he is when a new quarter rolls around and he has to plan for classes and attend department meetings? It happens literally every quarter.
FACT CHECK: benjaminpwns is a self-described random mercenary (http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=45993.msg2537556#msg2537556), presumably forging research results in the academy or something instead of pilfering the AmeriKKKan military apparatus in exchange for keeping the death and dismemberment of imperial projects off the official stats.
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Benji, there are rumors swirling around that you’re a fattie.
Please confirm.
If anything I'm underweight.
I've never weighed over 175lbs in my life that I'm aware of.
Slanderous scum the lot of you :bolo
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benji on record as never lifting. Perhaps one of the few hypothetical edges he had on Dmitri Dmitriyevich exposed as fantasy.
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Shame the narrative ended, I was enjoying imagining Benji the Ogre/Ogor.
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FACT CHECK: I have, in fact, lifted! Though I really need to get back to it regularly. :-\
Also while FACT CHECKING, I'll again point out my opposition to violence and overall pacifism reaches where I don't morally endorse my own personal self-defense. Esch technically already got this in his cons list.
That said, if shosta were to voluntarily agree to my use of violence against him for the purposes of research into this question we may be able to come to some kind of broad voluntarily agreement on this front.
If he'd like to sit and have a glass of wine as we negotiate the terms of our battle...but first, sniff this...
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FACT CHECK: I have, in fact, lifted! Though I really need to get back to it regularly. :-\
Also while FACT CHECKING, I'll again point out my opposition to violence and overall pacifism reaches where I don't morally endorse my own personal self-defense. Esch technically already got this in his cons list.
That said, if shosta were to voluntarily agree to my use of violence against him for the purposes of research into this question we may be able to come to some kind of broad voluntarily agreement on this front.
If he'd like to sit and have a glass of wine as we negotiate the terms of our battle...but first, sniff this...
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*writes and deletes variants of a "libertarian vs. teenager" joke several times*
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I do not consent to a murder-suicide.