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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Shostakovich on March 05, 2020, 06:38:06 PM

Title: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Shostakovich on March 05, 2020, 06:38:06 PM
I didn't want to reveal this and I thought we could just carry on as if nothing happened but now that things are out of control, I have to come clean. Jack Remington died about six days ago. We were making a lot of progress on her anger issues - too much, in fact. She became so at peace with herself she actually slipped into a coma and passed away peacefully. Her last words were that she hoped President Sanders would make the world a happier, peaceful place, without war or unemployment.

Anyway I started freaking out and gave a terminally ill eleven year old in the Philippines access to his account. I pay his family $5 a day in exchange for keeping up the facade that she's still alive. Unfortunately this kid's mental state is extremely unwell due to his painful chemo sessions and the crushing weight of knowing that he is going to die. Now he is completely out of control and trying to hurt as many people as he can. He has blocked me on Facebook and I don't know how to reach him.

I'm sorry to everyone he's hurt and am requesting he be banned for one month, which is probably longer than he has left to live.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: toku on March 05, 2020, 06:39:08 PM
hopefully now she may rest
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Mandark on March 05, 2020, 06:40:47 PM
who's making the death of kangaroo jack thread?
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: BisMarckie on March 05, 2020, 06:41:54 PM
. I pay his family $5 a day in exchange for keeping up the facade that she's still alive.

Looks like I only made the second dumbest financial decision on the Bire :success
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 05, 2020, 06:42:03 PM
Yeah, good. Okay.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 05, 2020, 06:46:04 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2r2nMP6.jpg)
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: thisismyusername on March 12, 2020, 11:49:18 AM
How am I going to get their live-streamed suicide when Bernie Trump wins wins again now? :doge

Oh, damn, you're right. They did nuke the account. I hope they get anger management lessons/treatment and cure their NeoLib worms. :salute
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Lonewulfeus on March 12, 2020, 11:56:44 AM
He’ll be back, hopefully as less of a self righteous douche.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Joe Molotov on March 12, 2020, 11:58:15 AM
He gave me $100 to delete his account, just so you guys know what the going rate is.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Flannel Boy on March 12, 2020, 11:59:53 AM
I hope he finds some peace.

He gave me $100 to delete his account, just so you guys know what the going rate is.

Fuck. Shosta has my $100.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Transhuman on March 12, 2020, 12:05:36 PM
So what's the 15 second version of this glen situation
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Coffee Dog on March 12, 2020, 12:06:15 PM
Hope the best for him, hope he comes back sometime
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: CatsCatsCats on March 12, 2020, 12:06:30 PM
He also no longer has access to my account. An era has ended.

Show of hands, who buys this?  :lol
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: BIONIC on March 12, 2020, 12:22:38 PM
He gave me $100 to delete his account, just so you guys know what the going rate is.

Can I pay you $100 to delete shonda’s account?
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 12:34:58 PM
Wait what
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 12:36:33 PM
Trump is days away from dying and Glen won't be here 26th us?
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: headwalk on March 12, 2020, 02:18:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9nl7KgtVSY&t=1m12s
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 12, 2020, 03:01:10 PM
Trump is days away from dying and Glen won't be here 26th us?

he wouldnt be able to handle the bernie comeback anyway
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 03:03:03 PM
Can someone PM me the truth?

Was Glen just a shosty alt this entire time?
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Yeti on March 12, 2020, 03:06:08 PM
Awesomo was the superior alt anyway
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on March 12, 2020, 03:19:17 PM
Can someone PM me the truth?

Was Glen just a shosty alt this entire time?

nice try, shost alt 3.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: team filler on March 12, 2020, 03:26:15 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/rnJIT5o.jpg)
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 12, 2020, 04:02:28 PM
He also no longer has access to my account. An era has ended.

Show of hands, who buys this?  :lol

I don't buy this for a damned second.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Mandark on March 12, 2020, 04:07:19 PM
Glen's gonna pay $100 to delete your account to without giving you a heads up.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: james on March 12, 2020, 04:13:13 PM
With all my stonks money, I can have every account here deleted and still have cash left over

 :aah
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: Lonewulfeus on March 12, 2020, 04:31:12 PM
So how does this mod bribery work, do you all split the cash each time or does the mod that takes the bribe keep the entire thing?  Does Demi get a cut of each transaction?  We demand mod corruption transparency!
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: thisismyusername on March 12, 2020, 04:32:09 PM
So how does this mod bribery work, do you all split the cash each time or does the mod that takes the bribe keep the entire thing?  Does Demi get a cut of each transaction?  We demand mod corruption transparency!

Demi gets hog. Joe gets cash for his coke habit. Rumbler gets belly pats. (:uguu ) Bork gets underage anime titties via the James Pedopipeline.
Title: Re: The death of Remington, Jack
Post by: benjipwns on March 12, 2020, 08:46:11 PM
I don't have to shut the fuck up anymore :klob