The death of Remington, Jack

[Shostakovich]

I didn't want to reveal this and I thought we could just carry on as if nothing happened but now that things are out of control, I have to come clean. Jack Remington died about six days ago. We were making a lot of progress on her anger issues - too much, in fact. She became so at peace with herself she actually slipped into a coma and passed away peacefully. Her last words were that she hoped President Sanders would make the world a happier, peaceful place, without war or unemployment.

Anyway I started freaking out and gave a terminally ill eleven year old in the Philippines access to his account. I pay his family $5 a day in exchange for keeping up the facade that she's still alive. Unfortunately this kid's mental state is extremely unwell due to his painful chemo sessions and the crushing weight of knowing that he is going to die. Now he is completely out of control and trying to hurt as many people as he can. He has blocked me on Facebook and I don't know how to reach him.

I'm sorry to everyone he's hurt and am requesting he be banned for one month, which is probably longer than he has left to live.

[toku]

hopefully now she may rest

[Mandark]

who's making the death of kangaroo jack thread?

[BisMarckie]

. I pay his family $5 a day in exchange for keeping up the facade that she's still alive.

Looks like I only made the second dumbest financial decision on the Bire

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, good. Okay.

[Mr Gilhaney]

[thisismyusername]

How am I going to get their live-streamed suicide when Bernie Trump wins wins again now?

Oh, damn, you're right. They did nuke the account. I hope they get anger management lessons/treatment and cure their NeoLib worms.

[Lonewulfeus]

He’ll be back, hopefully as less of a self righteous douche.

[Joe Molotov]

He gave me $100 to delete his account, just so you guys know what the going rate is.

[Flannel Boy]

I hope he finds some peace.

He gave me $100 to delete his account, just so you guys know what the going rate is.

Fuck. Shosta has my $100.

[Transhuman]

So what's the 15 second version of this glen situation

[Coffee Dog]

Hope the best for him, hope he comes back sometime

[CatsCatsCats]

He also no longer has access to my account. An era has ended.

Show of hands, who buys this? 

[BIONIC]

He gave me $100 to delete his account, just so you guys know what the going rate is.

Can I pay you $100 to delete shonda’s account?

[james]

Wait what

[james]

Trump is days away from dying and Glen won't be here 26th us?

[headwalk]

[Mr Gilhaney]

Trump is days away from dying and Glen won't be here 26th us?

he wouldnt be able to handle the bernie comeback anyway

[james]

Can someone PM me the truth?

Was Glen just a shosty alt this entire time?

[Yeti]

Awesomo was the superior alt anyway

[Mr Gilhaney]

Can someone PM me the truth?

Was Glen just a shosty alt this entire time?

nice try, shost alt 3.

[team filler]

[Great Rumbler]

He also no longer has access to my account. An era has ended.

Show of hands, who buys this? 

I don't buy this for a damned second.

[Mandark]

Glen's gonna pay $100 to delete your account to without giving you a heads up.

[james]

With all my stonks money, I can have every account here deleted and still have cash left over

 

[Lonewulfeus]

So how does this mod bribery work, do you all split the cash each time or does the mod that takes the bribe keep the entire thing?  Does Demi get a cut of each transaction?  We demand mod corruption transparency!

[thisismyusername]

So how does this mod bribery work, do you all split the cash each time or does the mod that takes the bribe keep the entire thing?  Does Demi get a cut of each transaction?  We demand mod corruption transparency!

Demi gets hog. Joe gets cash for his coke habit. Rumbler gets belly pats. ( ) Bork gets underage anime titties via the James Pedopipeline.

[benjipwns]

I don't have to shut the fuck up anymore