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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:26:53 PM

Title: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:26:53 PM
Just got the message on FB from a distant family member. Please share with as many people as possible.

(https://i.imgur.com/2XkE0sZ.jpg)
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM
Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2020, 10:33:57 PM
Turned off mine.  But left the bitcoin miner on which is a shame because I sleep with it very close to my body.  But I can't turn it off now because this is just another dream post and I am a sleep.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Lonewulfeus on March 31, 2020, 10:38:09 PM
 :hans1 :hans1 :hans1
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: D3RANG3D on March 31, 2020, 10:43:02 PM
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dangerous-cosmic-gamma-rays/
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM
that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? ::) dumbass
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Madrun Badrun on March 31, 2020, 10:46:40 PM
Ya everyone knows cosmic rays can't repeat! fool.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Himu on March 31, 2020, 10:47:53 PM
i can't find jack on this for tonight lol
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Akala on March 31, 2020, 10:48:10 PM
man we thought the stars were brighter tonight.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Transhuman on March 31, 2020, 10:49:59 PM
Probably due to less light pollution because less open businesses
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:52:26 PM
Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 31, 2020, 10:47:53 PM
i can't find jack on this for tonight lol
because cosmic rays are invisible! of course you wouldn't be able to find them!
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM
Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM
that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? ::) dumbass

no its real someone sent it on facebook
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: toku on March 31, 2020, 10:54:43 PM
everyone is safe bless up
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:54:45 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM
no its real someone sent it on facebook
i meant the snopes article, its obviously out of date
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Transhuman on March 31, 2020, 10:58:01 PM
Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:54:45 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM
no its real someone sent it on facebook
i meant the snopes article, its obviously out of date

Fine, don't believe. That just means more cosmic rays for the rest of us.

https://youtu.be/fa_v7531bsw
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 11:04:03 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 11:05:02 PM
Quote from: Transhuman on March 31, 2020, 10:58:01 PM
Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:54:45 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM
no its real someone sent it on facebook
i meant the snopes article, its obviously out of date

Fine, don't believe. That just means more cosmic rays for the rest of us.

https://youtu.be/fa_v7531bsw

Aren’t you in Australia? Shame you didn’t get the news in time. Let me know when your dick falls off.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Yeti on March 31, 2020, 11:08:47 PM
I’m hoping for invisibility/force fields, but I’ll settle for elasticness.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Great Rumbler on March 31, 2020, 11:25:40 PM
I'd rather have the cosmic rays take me during the night than have my lungs turned into a sieve by corona.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2020, 12:21:27 AM
I’ll believe it when someone creates a sexy anthropomorphic cosmic ray.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: team filler on April 01, 2020, 01:16:19 AM
mossad ;)
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: EightBitNate on April 01, 2020, 01:27:24 AM
Phones off in 3 minutes for me. See you in the morning (if we all survive).
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: team filler on April 01, 2020, 01:31:40 AM
 :salute
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Occam on April 01, 2020, 02:26:03 AM
Early April fool's or stupid?
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Joe Molotov on April 01, 2020, 02:30:08 AM
It was true, I got hit by a gamma burst and died.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: benjipwns on April 01, 2020, 02:37:34 AM
get well soon Joe
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: BIONIC on April 01, 2020, 04:40:06 AM
Look at all these unprepared idiots   ::)

(https://twistedsifter.files.wordpress.com/2018/01/bye-janicia-7.gif)
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Don Rumata on April 01, 2020, 05:04:10 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM
Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*
Still with a Galaxy Note 7?
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: thisismyusername on April 01, 2020, 07:50:08 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM
Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*

Still alive. Why won't Solar Rays take me!?

Quote from: Don Rumata on April 01, 2020, 05:04:10 AM
Quote from: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM
Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*
Still with a Galaxy Note 7?

God, I wish.

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I don't buy Samsung. Andy-kun knows.
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Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: MMaRsu on April 01, 2020, 08:26:42 AM
Damn I should have read this last night now my body is deformed through the galactic cosmic rays
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 01, 2020, 08:40:20 AM
Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM
that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? ::) dumbass

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This claim has been around for years and makes no scientific sense whatsoever.

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Dangerous cosmic rays will pass near Earth tonight, causing bodily harm if you keep personal electronics near you.

Who's a dumbass now?
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:13:46 AM
you, for taking my posts seriously :lol
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 01, 2020, 09:17:21 AM
Sure buddy, you got pwned. :lol
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:18:33 AM
imagine being as autistic as this moron :lol

going into a joke topic with a snopes article :rofl

go whine about star trek more you stupid fruitcake :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 01, 2020, 09:19:48 AM
Quote from: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:18:33 AM
imagine being as autistic as this moron :lol

going into a joke topic with a snopes article :rofl

go whine about star trek more you stupid fruitcake :lol :lol :lol

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/738/025/db0.jpg)
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:20:39 AM
this dunce thinks he's an enlightened genius for posting a snopes article holy shit :lol
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: D3RANG3D on April 01, 2020, 09:21:30 AM
Dude it's OK take the L.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:22:08 AM
:rofl

also i already have all the L(ikes) ;)
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Himu on April 01, 2020, 09:24:43 AM
Quote from: D3RANG3D on April 01, 2020, 08:40:20 AM
Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM
that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? ::) dumbass

Quote
This claim has been around for years and makes no scientific sense whatsoever.

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Dangerous cosmic rays will pass near Earth tonight, causing bodily harm if you keep personal electronics near you.

Who's a dumbass now?

Post a link that showed there was were cosmic rays last night? Like I said, I googled and old stuff came up.
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:25:52 AM
jokes on all you tbh i left my phone out and now i got a huge dick. whoever cosmic ray is, he rules
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: team filler on April 01, 2020, 10:58:37 AM
Cosmic Ray is my super hero comic about ray charles gaining super powers and traveling the cosmos fighting the the evil of non diet coke drinkers while seated at his piano  :pimp
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: EightBitNate on April 01, 2020, 12:50:08 PM
Quote from: filler on April 01, 2020, 10:58:37 AM
Cosmic Ray is my super hero comic about ray charles gaining super powers and traveling the cosmos fighting the the evil of non diet coke drinkers while seated at his piano  :pimp

https://youtu.be/ecVGs8DYKQo

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Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: MMaRsu on April 01, 2020, 12:52:48 PM
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/9f6a2a1e-20ac-43ce-ad86-dcbf4d7693e1/da6l0r6-91008f3c-9b72-4f03-a85a-f8f1d53a3184.jpg/v1/fill/w_1191,h_671,q_70,strp/metal_gear_ray_mass_production_by_metalmiku2_da6l0r6-pre.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwiaXNzIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsIm9iaiI6W1t7ImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9ODQ1IiwicGF0aCI6IlwvZlwvOWY2YTJhMWUtMjBhYy00M2NlLWFkODYtZGNiZjRkNzY5M2UxXC9kYTZsMHI2LTkxMDA4ZjNjLTliNzItNGYwMy1hODVhLWY4ZjFkNTNhMzE4NC5qcGciLCJ3aWR0aCI6Ijw9MTUwMCJ9XV0sImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl19.op1BWipBA5_NvAQS16sHgt3u2sDV7o9A5zA0FQ8Ii10)

Cosmic Rays
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: Great Rumbler on April 01, 2020, 01:57:11 PM
A family in China forgot to turn off their phone last night when Cosmic Ray was nearby, this is the result:

(https://i.imgur.com/0JOFCiJ.jpg)
Title: Re: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones
Post by: team filler on April 01, 2020, 02:22:05 PM
cosmic ray is a title, like green lantern  ;)