Author Topic: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones (Read 3280 times)

EightBitNate · « **on:** March 31, 2020, 10:26:53 PM »

Just got the message on FB from a distant family member. Please share with as many people as possible.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM »

Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:33:57 PM »

Turned off mine. But left the bitcoin miner on which is a shame because I sleep with it very close to my body. But I can't turn it off now because this is just another dream post and I am a sleep.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:38:09 PM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #4 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:43:02 PM »

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/dangerous-cosmic-gamma-rays/

nachobro · « **Reply #5 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM »

that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight?

dumbass

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:46:40 PM »

Ya everyone knows cosmic rays can't repeat! fool.

Himu · « **Reply #7 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:47:53 PM »

i can't find jack on this for tonight lol

Akala · « **Reply #8 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:48:10 PM »

man we thought the stars were brighter tonight.

Transhuman · « **Reply #9 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:49:59 PM »

Probably due to less light pollution because less open businesses

nachobro · « **Reply #10 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:52:26 PM »

Quote from: Cindi Mayweather on March 31, 2020, 10:47:53 PM

i can't find jack on this for tonight lol

because cosmic rays are invisible! of course you wouldn't be able to find them!

EightBitNate · « **Reply #11 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM

that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? dumbass

no its real someone sent it on facebook

toku · « **Reply #12 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:54:43 PM »

everyone is safe bless up

nachobro · « **Reply #13 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:54:45 PM »

Quote from: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM

no its real someone sent it on facebook

i meant the snopes article, its obviously out of date

Transhuman · « **Reply #14 on:** March 31, 2020, 10:58:01 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:54:45 PM

Quote from: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM
no its real someone sent it on facebook
i meant the snopes article, its obviously out of date

Fine, don't believe. That just means more cosmic rays for the rest of us.

nachobro · « **Reply #15 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:04:03 PM »

EightBitNate · « **Reply #16 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:05:02 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on March 31, 2020, 10:58:01 PM

Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:54:45 PM
Quote from: EightBitNate on March 31, 2020, 10:53:30 PM
no its real someone sent it on facebook
i meant the snopes article, its obviously out of date

Fine, don't believe. That just means more cosmic rays for the rest of us.

Aren’t you in Australia? Shame you didn’t get the news in time. Let me know when your dick falls off.

Yeti · « **Reply #17 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:08:47 PM »

I’m hoping for invisibility/force fields, but I’ll settle for elasticness.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** March 31, 2020, 11:25:40 PM »

I'd rather have the cosmic rays take me during the night than have my lungs turned into a sieve by corona.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:21:27 AM »

I’ll believe it when someone creates a sexy anthropomorphic cosmic ray.

team filler · « **Reply #20 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:16:19 AM »

mossad

EightBitNate · « **Reply #21 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:27:24 AM »

Phones off in 3 minutes for me. See you in the morning (if we all survive).

team filler · « **Reply #22 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:31:40 AM »

Occam · « **Reply #23 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:26:03 AM »

Early April fool's or stupid?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #24 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:30:08 AM »

It was true, I got hit by a gamma burst and died.

benjipwns · « **Reply #25 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:37:34 AM »

get well soon Joe

BIONIC · « **Reply #26 on:** April 01, 2020, 04:40:06 AM »

Look at all these unprepared idiots

Don Rumata · « **Reply #27 on:** April 01, 2020, 05:04:10 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM

Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*

Still with a Galaxy Note 7?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #28 on:** April 01, 2020, 07:50:08 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM

Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*

Still alive. Why won't Solar Rays take me!?

Quote from: Don Rumata on April 01, 2020, 05:04:10 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 31, 2020, 10:33:05 PM
Whateva, I do what I want. *puts phone next to body in hope it kills me*
Still with a Galaxy Note 7?

God, I wish.

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I don't buy Samsung. Andy-kun knows.

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MMaRsu · « **Reply #29 on:** April 01, 2020, 08:26:42 AM »

Damn I should have read this last night now my body is deformed through the galactic cosmic rays

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #30 on:** April 01, 2020, 08:40:20 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM

that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? dumbass

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This claim has been around for years and makes no scientific sense whatsoever.

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Dangerous cosmic rays will pass near Earth tonight, causing bodily harm if you keep personal electronics near you.

Who's a dumbass now?

nachobro · « **Reply #31 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:13:46 AM »

you, for taking my posts seriously

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #32 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:17:21 AM »

Sure buddy, you got pwned.

nachobro · « **Reply #33 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:18:33 AM »

imagine being as autistic as this moron

going into a joke topic with a snopes article

go whine about star trek more you stupid fruitcake

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #34 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:19:48 AM »

Quote from: nachobro on April 01, 2020, 09:18:33 AM

imagine being as autistic as this moron

going into a joke topic with a snopes article

go whine about star trek more you stupid fruitcake

nachobro · « **Reply #35 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:20:39 AM »

this dunce thinks he's an enlightened genius for posting a snopes article holy shit

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #36 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:21:30 AM »

Dude it's OK take the L.

nachobro · « **Reply #37 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:22:08 AM »

also i already have all the L(ikes)

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:24:43 AM »

Quote from: D3RANG3D on April 01, 2020, 08:40:20 AM

Quote from: nachobro on March 31, 2020, 10:44:53 PM
that's from two years ago, what's that got to do with tonight? dumbass

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This claim has been around for years and makes no scientific sense whatsoever.

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Dangerous cosmic rays will pass near Earth tonight, causing bodily harm if you keep personal electronics near you.

Who's a dumbass now?

Post a link that showed there was were cosmic rays last night? Like I said, I googled and old stuff came up.

nachobro · « **Reply #39 on:** April 01, 2020, 09:25:52 AM »

jokes on all you tbh i left my phone out and now i got a huge dick. whoever cosmic ray is, he rules

team filler · « **Reply #40 on:** April 01, 2020, 10:58:37 AM »

Cosmic Ray is my super hero comic about ray charles gaining super powers and traveling the cosmos fighting the the evil of non diet coke drinkers while seated at his piano

EightBitNate · « **Reply #41 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:50:08 PM »

Quote from: filler on April 01, 2020, 10:58:37 AM

Cosmic Ray is my super hero comic about ray charles gaining super powers and traveling the cosmos fighting the the evil of non diet coke drinkers while seated at his piano

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Ray Charles and Louis Armstrong are the same guy right

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MMaRsu · « **Reply #42 on:** April 01, 2020, 12:52:48 PM »

Cosmic Rays

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #43 on:** April 01, 2020, 01:57:11 PM »

A family in China forgot to turn off their phone last night when Cosmic Ray was nearby, this is the result:

team filler · « **Reply #44 on:** April 01, 2020, 02:22:05 PM »

cosmic ray is a title, like green lantern

News:

Author Topic: Cosmic rays tonight, please turn off your phones (Read 3280 times)