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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: OnlyRegret on May 17, 2020, 03:25:37 PM

Title: Morality assessment thead
Post by: OnlyRegret on May 17, 2020, 03:25:37 PM
Here we assess the morality of you heathens with the cutting edge in philosophical theory and sociological conjecture with a dash of post-modernity revitalization.

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https://twitter.com/ANTICHRISTJARED/status/1261071221795454978
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Positive Touch on May 17, 2020, 03:28:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l0KNCzb88Q
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: nudemacusers on May 17, 2020, 03:30:42 PM
Yes you return the cart (or ensure a handoff to another customer/employee) duh

1) carts piled around are aesthetically displeasing. Aesthetics over laziness always.

2) untethered carts can roll around potentially scuffing my whip/shoes, potentially impacting aesthetics as referenced above.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Mr Gilhaney on May 17, 2020, 03:34:37 PM
i am extremely fucking lazy, but always return them.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: nudemacusers on May 17, 2020, 03:42:59 PM
Quote from: hhkcvaoitsso on May 17, 2020, 03:39:14 PM
Thought I was walking into the mortality assessment thread and was hugely disappointed
make one pussy ass coward  :rage
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Himu on May 17, 2020, 03:47:52 PM
As someone that used put shopping carts up, yes.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2020, 04:48:27 PM
I return the cart because you have to put a coin in them and I'm Dutch so  :idont

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Also I worked in a super market and remember the hassle of gathering all the shopping baskets and carts dropped on the street by heretics
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Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: who is ted danson? on May 17, 2020, 04:49:18 PM
return, but lick the handle bar first.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: BisMarckie on May 17, 2020, 04:50:46 PM
I am always returning the cart, I put one Euro-Dollar into it, I want that money back!
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 06:13:20 PM
if it costs money to not return the cart, then return other's carts and  :success
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 06:15:07 PM
get rich and be on the right side of cart return history   :juche
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: naff on May 17, 2020, 07:09:43 PM
in my youth I once took a medium sized cart home and hacked the legs off because the steel basket is the perfect size for a hangi  8)

but yes, other than the time I stole one I return them appropriately.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 07:15:21 PM
Quote
Who wanna get dunked on? In the the flatlands it ain't never too late
Patna all we need is a piece of plywood and a milk carton crate
What about dat shopping basket, you know I'm smart
We can gone take the wheels off that and ma-a-make a go cart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJmybi2X7y4

 :pimp
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Nintex on May 17, 2020, 07:24:44 PM
Quote from: filler on May 17, 2020, 06:13:20 PM
if it costs money to not return the cart, then return other's carts and  :success
The first thing a real dutchmen does is to check if there isn't a cart with the coin still stuck or forgotten and take that one.

The whole ritual is changed now. The store worker rinses the cart with disinfectant and then hands you one.  :existential
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 07:26:55 PM
tyranny!


 :kermit
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Yeti on May 17, 2020, 07:58:42 PM
Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on May 17, 2020, 03:34:37 PM
i am extremely fucking lazy, but always return them.

I am so lazy and good that I always park right next to the cart return so when I am finished unloading my cart then the return is right there.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: team filler on May 17, 2020, 08:15:21 PM
I am so lazy that I bypass using a cart completely and carry everything so I end up having a much more difficult time shopping  :kermit
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 17, 2020, 10:33:02 PM
Return the cart, always.

...unless I see someone that's double parked, then I get a running start and rocket the cart into the fucker's car

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jk, but other people who aren't afraid of going to jail or being shot by double parking assholes should totally do that
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Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: benjipwns on May 17, 2020, 10:39:55 PM
do Aldi's in the US still have the cart deposit, I remember when they first opened decades ago people being like "HELL NO DON'T TREAD ON ME" over the quarter
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Atramental on May 17, 2020, 10:40:59 PM
I feel extremely guilty if I don't put them away.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: thisismyusername on May 17, 2020, 11:53:52 PM
Quote from: Nintex on May 17, 2020, 04:48:27 PM
I return the cart because you have to put a coin in them and I'm Dutch so  :idont

That sounds really amazing, to be honest. Good way of forcing fat-asses to actually return shit.

Quote from: benjipwns on May 17, 2020, 10:39:55 PM
do Aldi's in the US still have the cart deposit, I remember when they first opened decades ago people being like "HELL NO DON'T TREAD ON ME" over the quarter

Oh, we tried it already? Americans are so dumb, forreal.
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I return it unless I'm in a rush. I mean it's only like a minute or two out of the way from where I park generally.
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: Human Snorenado on May 17, 2020, 11:54:37 PM
Quote from: benjipwns on May 17, 2020, 10:39:55 PM
do Aldi's in the US still have the cart deposit, I remember when they first opened decades ago people being like "HELL NO DON'T TREAD ON ME" over the quarter

They do, but it's been suspended due to THE RONA
Title: Re: Morality assessment thead
Post by: EightBitNate on May 18, 2020, 12:17:10 AM
Was a kart boy. Always return the kart. Sometimes walk it back inside.