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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on February 02, 2007, 04:33:36 PM

Title: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 02, 2007, 04:33:36 PM
He tried to trick me with his Republican eyes by saying it didn't exist :-\
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: max_cool on February 02, 2007, 06:52:24 PM
I hear he drives an SUV around town, just for the fun of it.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:55:12 PM
global warming is made up
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 06:55:33 PM
I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 06:57:03 PM
I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.
I heard he fed them babies
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 06:57:43 PM
I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.
I heard he fed them babies
After cooking them over a gas grill.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: max_cool on February 02, 2007, 06:59:40 PM
I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.
I heard he fed them babies
After cooking them over a gas grill.
then he made a bonfire from a tree he cut down with a gas powered chainsaw
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 07:01:36 PM
I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.
I heard he fed them babies
After cooking them over a gas grill.
then he made a bonfire from a tree he cut down with a gas powered chainsaw
Then he threw the tree into a gas powered woodchipper.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:02:44 PM
Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 07:04:45 PM
Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.
He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:09:08 PM
Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.
He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.
Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 07:11:28 PM
Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.
He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.
Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.
However the giant sun block collapsed and killed 50 thousand people. Adam used the corpses to feed his cows.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:13:04 PM
Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.
He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.
Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.
However the giant sun block collapsed and killed 50 thousand people. Adam used the corpses to feed his cows.
He then created the world's largest charcoal grill from left over slabs from the giant sunblock and cooked the cows. 
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 07:16:53 PM
Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.
He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.
Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.
However the giant sun block collapsed and killed 50 thousand people. Adam used the corpses to feed his cows.
He then created the world's largest charcoal grill from left over slabs from the giant sunblock and cooked the cows. 
He felt thirsty afterwards and melted the polar ice caps just so he could a fresh glass of water.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:19:58 PM
Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 02, 2007, 07:21:22 PM
Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.
He used slave laborers to skin the fur and then ran them over with his Hummer when they were finished.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Mupepe on February 02, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.
He used slave laborers to skin the fur and then ran them over with his Hummer when they were finished.
He destroyed a nuclear reactor for warmth and shelter during the ice age.  It made his pee turn blue.  He started building a drill so that he can burrow in the warmth of the Earth too.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 02, 2007, 07:26:08 PM
Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.
He used slave laborers to skin the fur and then ran them over with his Hummer when they were finished.
then he fucked and sold their teenaged daughters to the Chinese.

Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: max_cool on February 02, 2007, 07:36:47 PM
I hear he overfills his gas tank too.

just sayin'
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: bagofeyes on February 02, 2007, 07:47:37 PM
Hey guys, who cares about global warming? I mean the main thing in life is money, right? Money money money mooooney. Moooooneeeeeeey.
Title: Re: I blame ToxicAdam for global warming
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 02, 2007, 07:48:10 PM
lol global warming