I blame ToxicAdam for global warming

[The Fake Shemp]

He tried to trick me with his Republican eyes by saying it didn't exist

[max_cool]

I hear he drives an SUV around town, just for the fun of it.

[Mupepe]

global warming is made up

[Flannel Boy]

I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.

[Mupepe]

I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.

I heard he fed them babies

[Flannel Boy]

I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.

I heard he fed them babies

After cooking them over a gas grill.

[max_cool]

I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.

I heard he fed them babies

After cooking them over a gas grill.

then he made a bonfire from a tree he cut down with a gas powered chainsaw

[Flannel Boy]

I hear he bought 24 cows for the sole purpose of releasing more methane.

I heard he fed them babies

After cooking them over a gas grill.

then he made a bonfire from a tree he cut down with a gas powered chainsaw

Then he threw the tree into a gas powered woodchipper.

[Mupepe]

Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.

[Flannel Boy]

Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.

He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.

[Mupepe]

Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.

He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.

Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.

[Flannel Boy]

Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.

He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.

Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.

However the giant sun block collapsed and killed 50 thousand people. Adam used the corpses to feed his cows.

[Mupepe]

Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.

He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.

Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.

However the giant sun block collapsed and killed 50 thousand people. Adam used the corpses to feed his cows.

He then created the world's largest charcoal grill from left over slabs from the giant sunblock and cooked the cows. 

[Flannel Boy]

Then he drove around in his hummer throwing tupperware into ditches.

He then used 12 dozen diesel bulldozers to cover those ditches with chipped wood and the heads from the dead babies.

Then he blocked out the sun to accommodate his hangover in the morning.

However the giant sun block collapsed and killed 50 thousand people. Adam used the corpses to feed his cows.

He then created the world's largest charcoal grill from left over slabs from the giant sunblock and cooked the cows. 

He felt thirsty afterwards and melted the polar ice caps just so he could a fresh glass of water.

[Mupepe]

Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.

[Flannel Boy]

Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.

He used slave laborers to skin the fur and then ran them over with his Hummer when they were finished.

[Mupepe]

Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.

He used slave laborers to skin the fur and then ran them over with his Hummer when they were finished.

He destroyed a nuclear reactor for warmth and shelter during the ice age.  It made his pee turn blue.  He started building a drill so that he can burrow in the warmth of the Earth too.

[Van Cruncheon]

Then he skinned the polar bears, let the meat rot and used their fur for a jacket to survive the inevitable ice age.

He used slave laborers to skin the fur and then ran them over with his Hummer when they were finished.

then he fucked and sold their teenaged daughters to the Chinese.

[max_cool]

I hear he overfills his gas tank too.

just sayin'

[bagofeyes]

Hey guys, who cares about global warming? I mean the main thing in life is money, right? Money money money mooooney. Moooooneeeeeeey.

[Phoenix Dark]

lol global warming