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Title: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2007, 04:32:41 PM
That is just gross. I saw it inadvertently on YouPorn and immediately gagged.  Why would you do that or let someone do that to you?
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:33:18 PM
*ahem*

Different strokes...
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2007, 04:36:13 PM
People are THAT bored.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 07, 2007, 04:37:21 PM
I used to work with this one guy at Best Buy who said he wanted to find the girl who would let him take a dump on her.   :-X
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:38:03 PM
People are THAT bored.


You HAVE had sex, right MAF?
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 07, 2007, 04:42:49 PM
Ask Nz.  I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2007, 04:44:08 PM
Ask R. Kelly and the Germans. I heard that in Germany they cleanse their bodies so their urine is crystal clear, and they piss on their partners and the partners sometimes drink it.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:46:04 PM
You've obviously never seen german porn.  :-X
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Himu on February 07, 2007, 04:46:30 PM
I've heard of it referenced on south park and it certainly does not interest me.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 04:47:23 PM
Ask Nz.  I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

On IRC (which I won't go into anymore because Viz is a cock head), Bz once described piss drinking.  And he claimed that one time he ate Roxy's vomit.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:48:30 PM
But from what I've heard, Bz is on some Bs.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Vizzys on February 07, 2007, 04:49:17 PM
lol
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2007, 04:50:42 PM
Ask Nz.  I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

On IRC (which I won't go into anymore because Viz is a cock head), Bz once described piss drinking.  And he claimed that one time he ate Roxy's vomit.

GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG  :-X

and I was with a girl that wanted me to pee "inside her" to simulate ummm a creampie :lol . I never did it though.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:51:21 PM
why didn't you just give her a creampie? or punch her in the face.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
She did like to be roughed up, domination total :-[

But I was iffy about the whole peeing thing
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2007, 04:56:11 PM
Saint C pees on women? :0
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:57:02 PM
Only if they ask. Maybe I like to be peed on, eh MAF?

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Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 04:57:27 PM
I've peed on a girl before.  I even have a polaroid of it somewhere.  It was totally worth it.  She was stupid.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:58:15 PM
But I was iffy about the whole peeing thing


That's why you just should've shot your load inside of her! If she was worried about getting preggers, she could've done a handstand while you pour coke into her with a funnel. Works every time!
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2007, 04:59:23 PM
But I was iffy about the whole peeing thing


That's why you just should've shot your load inside of her! If she was worried about getting preggers, she could've done a handstand while you pour coke into her with a funnel. Works every time!

:lol
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 05:00:14 PM
Note: in this thread, I am on some bullshit, total
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 07, 2007, 05:01:17 PM
...I peed on a girl while we were taking a shower together once.  She hit me.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Sido on February 07, 2007, 05:29:24 PM
I heard that in Germany they cleanse their bodies so their urine is crystal clear, and they piss on their partners and the partners sometimes drink it.
i assure you that this is total bullshit.
pee porn is disgusting total!  >:( >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: cubicle47b on February 07, 2007, 06:21:30 PM
Quote
...I peed on a girl while we were taking a shower together once.

I did that once.  She complained, I laughed.  And then she told her friend so I took shit about it for a week.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Bacon on February 07, 2007, 06:24:18 PM
Ask Nz.  I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

On IRC (which I won't go into anymore because Viz is a cock head), Bz once described piss drinking.  And he claimed that one time he ate Roxy's vomit.

You don't drink piss. You sip it.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 07, 2007, 06:41:39 PM
NO COMMENT
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Post by: Prost on February 07, 2007, 07:02:05 PM
Just another gross thing some people need to stimulate themselves.

What's sicker, a pedophile or someone who liks peeing during sex?  Maybe the smell turns them on or something.

Some people fuck dead bodies

Some people do all sorts of crazy fucked up shit for sex.  All just to cum.....

Leave the peers be.  If Crystal was into the whole peeing thing, would you be somewhat willing?  I mean think about it ;P
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2007, 08:13:04 PM
It'd be OVER, Prost.  OVER.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:15:58 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 08:20:42 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:22:54 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

It was at moid. I'll see if it's still up, but it might take a few minutes!
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:30:47 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

BE PREPARED, THESE LINKS ARE CLEARLY NSFW:
http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv - NSFW
http://moid.org/ed/bigsundae.wmv - NSFW

And here's a funny porn one that isn't disgusting:
http://moid.org/ed/bigben3-01_chunk_1.mpg - NSFW (but you need to have your volume on to get the funny)

Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 07, 2007, 08:31:58 PM
that last one really better not be disgusting
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 08:32:15 PM
i'm not clicking that.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
respect to whoever started saying that
[close]
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 08:41:21 PM
:o
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: G The Resurrected on February 07, 2007, 08:42:03 PM
I am not even clicking that

Nikki how can you like a guy that can watch all this crazy crap.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:45:46 PM
I am not even clicking that

Nikki how can you like a guy that can watch all this crazy crap.

This coming from the guy who in-all-likelygood completely lied to me about the crazy videos he has, including things like a girl getting her leg amputated while having sex, and a girl squeezing her own heart until she passed out/died.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 08:48:24 PM
hahahahaha BOTH OF THOSE THINGS HAVE TO BE AWESOME
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 10:47:56 PM
Disgusting. Why anyone would think shooting their bodily waste on their partner is erotic is beyond me.

Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 10:51:16 PM
Disgusting. Why anyone would think shooting their bodily waste on their partner is erotic is beyond me.


How about funny?
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 10:59:47 PM
One day I hope to see a girl pee, not because i think its sexy just because i'm curious. 
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:05:23 PM
One day I hope to see a girl pee, not because i think its sexy just because i'm curious. 

That's the first thing I'm gonna do on the honeymoon. "Um yeah...can I watch you urinate? Just do it in the bathtub please"
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 11:11:02 PM
Anyone watch that last video yet? My friends and I think it's hilarious, and I'm pretty sure Nikki was laughing when I showed her, too.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 07, 2007, 11:14:16 PM
I had a girlfriend that was really into it. She was like "Oh, you're going to do it and like it!" Never happened. We didn't last much longer after that conversation ... it's just a level of sexuality I don't quit understand.

I can understand pleasure of the giving and receiving of pain during sex .. but the whole humiliation/degradation angle of it is beyond me.


Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 11:15:25 PM
Hmmm, I don't think Foucault ever covered shit and piss in his History of Sexuality.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 11:18:04 PM
Anyone watch that last video yet? My friends and I think it's hilarious, and I'm pretty sure Nikki was laughing when I showed her, too.

I did  :lol, you can see the chick is thinking WTF the whole time, lol.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:27:30 PM
WTF IS THAT SHIT

I watched the first video and I'M NOT watching the second.

The third was lol material. It actually scared me because I started browsing ESPN and then heard the screaming and like WHAT :lol
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: VALIS on February 07, 2007, 11:34:10 PM
I knew I shouldn't have watched that. I knew it and I clicked anyway. Goddamnit! It's one of those things where once the image gets in your head, it ain't coming out. She looked like she was trying to siphon gas out of a car, except the car is an asshole and the gas is poop!
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing.  :-\
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 11:38:04 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing.  :-\

Watch the second one.  It's amazing.  I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 11:58:22 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing.  :-\

Watch the second one.  It's amazing.  I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2007, 12:08:24 AM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing.  :-\

Watch the second one.  It's amazing.  I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

But that was a lot of shit, too.  There's no way they crammed pudding up his ass or anything.  That would be Spielbergian.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 08, 2007, 12:10:11 AM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing.  :-\

Watch the second one.  It's amazing.  I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

But that was a lot of shit, too.  There's no way they crammed pudding up his ass or anything.  That would be Spielbergian.

I saw some guy on HBO shove fruit up his ass once to make a special fruit salad.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: TVC15 on February 08, 2007, 12:10:32 AM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle! 

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing.  :-\

Watch the second one.  It's amazing.  I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

But that was a lot of shit, too.  There's no way they crammed pudding up his ass or anything.  That would be Spielbergian.

I saw some guy on HBO shove fruit up his ass once to make a special fruit salad.

Ooo, what show was that?
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 08, 2007, 12:12:16 AM
I don't think it was a Real Sex. Probably one of those Sex Bytes ones or whatever. That always seemed to have weirder stuff in it.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Mupepe on February 08, 2007, 12:25:29 AM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

BE PREPARED, THESE LINKS ARE CLEARLY NSFW:
http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv - NSFW
http://moid.org/ed/bigsundae.wmv - NSFW

And here's a funny porn one that isn't disgusting:
http://moid.org/ed/bigben3-01_chunk_1.mpg - NSFW (but you need to have your volume on to get the funny)


oh.my.god

:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 08, 2007, 01:05:39 AM
Oh yeah, just got around to watching that last video...

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol holy shit
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: xnikki118x on February 08, 2007, 01:46:28 AM
I don't understand the appeal of "golden showers" or "scat" as it were. Gross.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: The Sceneman on February 08, 2007, 02:12:44 PM
I've peed on a girl before.  I even have a polaroid of it somewhere.  It was totally worth it.  She was stupid.

Thats what Im talking about. *High five*

I really get off on watching chicks piss but Id never piss on them or get pissed on.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 08, 2007, 02:16:59 PM
I think there is a HUGE world of difference between peeing on someone / getting peed on vs. shatting on someone / getting shat on.
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: GilloD on February 08, 2007, 02:20:20 PM
I've peed on a girl before.  I even have a polaroid of it somewhere.  It was totally worth it.  She was stupid.

I KNEW you were gonna post something like this.  :-*
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: Himu on February 08, 2007, 02:25:39 PM
I really get off on watching chicks piss

eww
Title: Re: How is urinating on your partner erotic?
Post by: The Sceneman on February 08, 2007, 02:39:09 PM
Oh yeah, just got around to watching that last video...

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol holy shit

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Its one of the funniest things Ive seen in weeks