Author Topic: How is urinating on your partner erotic? (Read 6485 times)

The Fake Shemp · « **on:** February 07, 2007, 04:32:41 PM »

That is just gross. I saw it inadvertently on YouPorn and immediately gagged. Why would you do that or let someone do that to you?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #1 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:33:18 PM »

*ahem*

Different strokes...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:36:13 PM »

People are THAT bored.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #3 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:37:21 PM »

I used to work with this one guy at Best Buy who said he wanted to find the girl who would let him take a dump on her.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #4 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:38:03 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 07, 2007, 04:36:13 PM

People are THAT bored.

You HAVE had sex, right MAF?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:42:49 PM »

Ask Nz. I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:44:08 PM »

Ask R. Kelly and the Germans. I heard that in Germany they cleanse their bodies so their urine is crystal clear, and they piss on their partners and the partners sometimes drink it.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #7 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:46:04 PM »

You've obviously never seen german porn.

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:46:30 PM »

I've heard of it referenced on south park and it certainly does not interest me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:47:23 PM »

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on February 07, 2007, 04:42:49 PM

Ask Nz. I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

On IRC (which I won't go into anymore because Viz is a cock head), Bz once described piss drinking. And he claimed that one time he ate Roxy's vomit.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #10 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:48:30 PM »

But from what I've heard, Bz is on some Bs.

Vizzys · « **Reply #11 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:49:17 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:50:42 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 04:47:23 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on February 07, 2007, 04:42:49 PM
Ask Nz. I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

On IRC (which I won't go into anymore because Viz is a cock head), Bz once described piss drinking. And he claimed that one time he ate Roxy's vomit.

GAG GAG GAG GAG GAG

and I was with a girl that wanted me to pee "inside her" to simulate ummm a creampie

. I never did it though.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #13 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:51:21 PM »

why didn't you just give her a creampie? or punch her in the face.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:52:46 PM »

She did like to be roughed up, domination total

But I was iffy about the whole peeing thing

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #15 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:56:11 PM »

Saint C pees on women? :0

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:57:02 PM »

Only if they ask. Maybe I like to be peed on, eh MAF?

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:57:27 PM »

I've peed on a girl before. I even have a polaroid of it somewhere. It was totally worth it. She was stupid.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #18 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:58:15 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2007, 04:52:46 PM

But I was iffy about the whole peeing thing

That's why you just should've shot your load inside of her! If she was worried about getting preggers, she could've done a handstand while you pour coke into her with a funnel. Works every time!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** February 07, 2007, 04:59:23 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 07, 2007, 04:58:15 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 07, 2007, 04:52:46 PM
But I was iffy about the whole peeing thing

That's why you just should've shot your load inside of her! If she was worried about getting preggers, she could've done a handstand while you pour coke into her with a funnel. Works every time!

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:00:14 PM »

Note: in this thread, I am on some bullshit, total

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:01:17 PM »

...I peed on a girl while we were taking a shower together once. She hit me.

Sido · « **Reply #22 on:** February 07, 2007, 05:29:24 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 07, 2007, 04:44:08 PM

I heard that in Germany they cleanse their bodies so their urine is crystal clear, and they piss on their partners and the partners sometimes drink it.

i assure you that this is total bullshit.
pee porn is disgusting total!

cubicle47b · « **Reply #23 on:** February 07, 2007, 06:21:30 PM »

Quote

...I peed on a girl while we were taking a shower together once.

I did that once. She complained, I laughed. And then she told her friend so I took shit about it for a week.

Bacon · « **Reply #24 on:** February 07, 2007, 06:24:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 04:47:23 PM

Quote from: Emperor Triumph I on February 07, 2007, 04:42:49 PM
Ask Nz. I'm sure that stuff in the bottles from his lair was being saved for something...

On IRC (which I won't go into anymore because Viz is a cock head), Bz once described piss drinking. And he claimed that one time he ate Roxy's vomit.

You don't drink piss. You sip it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #25 on:** February 07, 2007, 06:41:39 PM »

NO COMMENT

Prost · « **Reply #26 on:** February 07, 2007, 07:02:05 PM »

Just another gross thing some people need to stimulate themselves.

What's sicker, a pedophile or someone who liks peeing during sex? Maybe the smell turns them on or something.

Some people fuck dead bodies

Some people do all sorts of crazy fucked up shit for sex. All just to cum.....

Leave the peers be. If Crystal was into the whole peeing thing, would you be somewhat willing? I mean think about it ;P

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:13:04 PM »

It'd be OVER, Prost. OVER.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #28 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:15:58 PM »

I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

TVC15 · « **Reply #29 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:20:42 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:15:58 PM

I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #30 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:22:54 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 08:20:42 PM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:15:58 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

It was at moid. I'll see if it's still up, but it might take a few minutes!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #31 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:30:47 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 08:20:42 PM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:15:58 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

BE PREPARED, THESE LINKS ARE CLEARLY NSFW:
http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv - NSFW
http://moid.org/ed/bigsundae.wmv - NSFW

And here's a funny porn one that isn't disgusting:
http://moid.org/ed/bigben3-01_chunk_1.mpg - NSFW (but you need to have your volume on to get the funny)

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #32 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:31:58 PM »

that last one really better not be disgusting

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #33 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:32:15 PM »

i'm not clicking that.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

respect to whoever started saying that

[close]

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:41:21 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #35 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:42:03 PM »

I am not even clicking that

Nikki how can you like a guy that can watch all this crazy crap.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #36 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:45:46 PM »

Quote from: G on February 07, 2007, 08:42:03 PM

I am not even clicking that

Nikki how can you like a guy that can watch all this crazy crap.

This coming from the guy who in-all-likelygood completely lied to me about the crazy videos he has, including things like a girl getting her leg amputated while having sex, and a girl squeezing her own heart until she passed out/died.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #37 on:** February 07, 2007, 08:48:24 PM »

hahahahaha BOTH OF THOSE THINGS HAVE TO BE AWESOME

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:47:56 PM »

Disgusting. Why anyone would think shooting their bodily waste on their partner is erotic is beyond me.

Mupepe · « **Reply #39 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 10:47:56 PM

Disgusting. Why anyone would think shooting their bodily waste on their partner is erotic is beyond me.

How about funny?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #40 on:** February 07, 2007, 10:59:47 PM »

One day I hope to see a girl pee, not because i think its sexy just because i'm curious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:05:23 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 07, 2007, 10:59:47 PM

One day I hope to see a girl pee, not because i think its sexy just because i'm curious.

That's the first thing I'm gonna do on the honeymoon. "Um yeah...can I watch you urinate? Just do it in the bathtub please"

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #42 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:11:02 PM »

Anyone watch that last video yet? My friends and I think it's hilarious, and I'm pretty sure Nikki was laughing when I showed her, too.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #43 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:14:16 PM »

I had a girlfriend that was really into it. She was like "Oh, you're going to do it and like it!" Never happened. We didn't last much longer after that conversation ... it's just a level of sexuality I don't quit understand.

I can understand pleasure of the giving and receiving of pain during sex .. but the whole humiliation/degradation angle of it is beyond me.

TVC15 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:15:25 PM »

Hmmm, I don't think Foucault ever covered shit and piss in his History of Sexuality.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #45 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:18:04 PM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 11:11:02 PM

Anyone watch that last video yet? My friends and I think it's hilarious, and I'm pretty sure Nikki was laughing when I showed her, too.

I did

, you can see the chick is thinking WTF the whole time, lol.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #46 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:27:30 PM »

WTF IS THAT SHIT

I watched the first video and I'M NOT watching the second.

The third was lol material. It actually scared me because I started browsing ESPN and then heard the screaming and like WHAT

TVC15 · « **Reply #47 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM »

Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

VALIS · « **Reply #48 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:34:10 PM »

I knew I shouldn't have watched that. I knew it and I clicked anyway. Goddamnit! It's one of those things where once the image gets in your head, it ain't coming out. She looked like she was trying to siphon gas out of a car, except the car is an asshole and the gas is poop!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM

Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing. $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:38:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing. $:-\$

Watch the second one. It's amazing. I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #51 on:** February 07, 2007, 11:58:22 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:38:04 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing. $:-\$

Watch the second one. It's amazing. I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:08:24 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 11:58:22 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:38:04 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing. $:-\$

Watch the second one. It's amazing. I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

But that was a lot of shit, too. There's no way they crammed pudding up his ass or anything. That would be Spielbergian.

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #53 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:10:11 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2007, 12:08:24 AM

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 11:58:22 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:38:04 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing. $:-\$

Watch the second one. It's amazing. I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

But that was a lot of shit, too. There's no way they crammed pudding up his ass or anything. That would be Spielbergian.

I saw some guy on HBO shove fruit up his ass once to make a special fruit salad.

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:10:32 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 08, 2007, 12:10:11 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 08, 2007, 12:08:24 AM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 11:58:22 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:38:04 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 11:36:27 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 11:29:51 PM
Haha, PD saw something he couldn't handle!

Check out the second one, I kinda like it more.

I've dropped some pretty offensive turds in the toilet, and the thought of putting it within inches of my face - much less my MOUTH - is disturbing. $:-\$

Watch the second one. It's amazing. I don't know how he gets his poop to have that sort of ice creamy consistency.

I always figured they made a sort of 'fake' poop for a lot of scat stuff. Some kind of brown mix of stuff that looks somewhat like poop, but isn't poop. Because I've sure as hell never let out a soft serve shit quite like that or anything.

But that was a lot of shit, too. There's no way they crammed pudding up his ass or anything. That would be Spielbergian.

I saw some guy on HBO shove fruit up his ass once to make a special fruit salad.

Ooo, what show was that?

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #55 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:12:16 AM »

I don't think it was a Real Sex. Probably one of those Sex Bytes ones or whatever. That always seemed to have weirder stuff in it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #56 on:** February 08, 2007, 12:25:29 AM »

Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:30:47 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 07, 2007, 08:20:42 PM
Quote from: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:15:58 PM
I saw a german porn once where a priest shit into a nun's mouth, and she was gobbling it down like her head was right under the soft-serve machine.

LINK OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

BE PREPARED, THESE LINKS ARE CLEARLY NSFW:
http://moid.org/ed/church-of-fudge.wmv - NSFW
http://moid.org/ed/bigsundae.wmv - NSFW

And here's a funny porn one that isn't disgusting:
http://moid.org/ed/bigben3-01_chunk_1.mpg - NSFW (but you need to have your volume on to get the funny)

oh.my.god

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #57 on:** February 08, 2007, 01:05:39 AM »

Oh yeah, just got around to watching that last video...

holy shit

xnikki118x · « **Reply #58 on:** February 08, 2007, 01:46:28 AM »

I don't understand the appeal of "golden showers" or "scat" as it were. Gross.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #59 on:** February 08, 2007, 02:12:44 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 04:57:27 PM

I've peed on a girl before. I even have a polaroid of it somewhere. It was totally worth it. She was stupid.

Thats what Im talking about. *High five*

I really get off on watching chicks piss but Id never piss on them or get pissed on.

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Author Topic: How is urinating on your partner erotic? (Read 6485 times)