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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 07, 2007, 08:11:07 PM

Title: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 07, 2007, 08:11:07 PM
O Pimps of Evilbore help me secure a woman!
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 07, 2007, 08:11:41 PM
Show her you wee wee.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2007, 08:20:45 PM
Be yourself, and hope yourself is not a socially awkward loser.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Vizzys on February 07, 2007, 08:21:09 PM
You're fucked.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 07, 2007, 08:23:43 PM
booze
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 08:29:25 PM
Get off the internet. 
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 07, 2007, 08:30:32 PM
Get off the internet. 

But Willco got his ON the internet!  :S
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 08:33:28 PM
Get off the internet. 

But Willco got his ON the internet!  :S

really, how did that come to be?  is she hot?
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Ecrofirt on February 07, 2007, 08:33:47 PM
Get off the internet. 

But Willco got his ON the internet!  :S

really, how did that come to be?  is she hot?
She posts here!
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2007, 10:07:32 PM
We met via GAF/MySpace GAF group.  And I think she's hot. :-*
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 10:31:23 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 10:32:44 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.


Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: bagofeyes on February 07, 2007, 10:33:49 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.


Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

Your stories are always depressing
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 10:34:41 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.


 :lol
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 10:35:46 PM
Protip:  Girls love Videodrome.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 10:37:46 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.


Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

Your stories are always depressing
Even the one where my step sister grabbed my boner?
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 07, 2007, 10:38:55 PM
My girl doesn't love Videodrome you sick fuck!
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 07, 2007, 10:40:38 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.


Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

The main thing I got out of the advice is that you want to marry someone you can trust and have a good feeling for. Marriage in some ways is a business partnership, and it's not a good idea to go into business with someone you can't trust. For instance, my mom does a good deal of the household bill paying and she's privy to lots of money due to my dad's practice. If he couldn't trust her, it wouldn't work at all lol.

But MEH @ marriage. Back on topic: if you run around looking for a gf things won't work. Let things come to you, unless you're desperate or something
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 10:42:45 PM
I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.


Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

The main thing I got out of the advice is that you want to marry someone you can trust and have a good feeling for. Marriage in some ways is a business partnership, and it's not a good idea to go into business with someone you can't trust. For instance, my mom does a good deal of the household bill paying and she's privy to lots of money due to my dad's practice. If he couldn't trust her, it wouldn't work at all lol.

But MEH @ marriage. Back on topic: if you run around looking for a gf things won't work. Let things come to you, unless you're desperate or something

Yeah.  I know you gotta be able to trust them.  Thing is, I don't trust anybody :rofl :rofl

And yeah, meh @ marriage.  I'll advise anyone and everyone against it.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 10:56:51 PM

Yeah.  I know you gotta be able to trust them.  Thing is, I don't trust anybody :rofl :rofl

And yeah, meh @ marriage.  I'll advise anyone and everyone against it.

you were married and have a kid right?  how young were you?  whats the story behind this?
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 07, 2007, 10:59:52 PM
There is a reason why gay men make more (and keep more) money then their hetro counterparts.


Hint: Asexuality FTW.

Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Mupepe on February 07, 2007, 11:02:09 PM

Yeah.  I know you gotta be able to trust them.  Thing is, I don't trust anybody :rofl :rofl

And yeah, meh @ marriage.  I'll advise anyone and everyone against it.

you were married and have a kid right?  how young were you?  whats the story behind this?
I was 17, got someone pregnant and I was stupid.  I got divorced when I was 19.  Best thing I could have done.
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: demi on February 07, 2007, 11:10:46 PM
The internet is your best bet, it is probably the best place to hook up with people. Don't bother trying your local area, chances are they are all prude skeezers.

I plan on becoming a gay-biased metrosexual with hetero tendencies. Does that make sense?
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 11:15:26 PM

I plan on becoming a gay-biased metrosexual with hetero tendencies. Does that make sense?

Totaly. 
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: TVC15 on February 07, 2007, 11:32:52 PM
There is a reason why gay men make more (and keep more) money then their hetro counterparts.


Hint: Asexuality FTW.



Hells yeah.  No bitches be touching my benjamins.  Except the student loan bitches.  They be insatiable.  Also:  Girls love Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

http://indarktrees.com/pics/tetsuo1.mov
Title: Re: How to get a Girlfriend?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 07, 2007, 11:49:18 PM
There is a reason why gay men make more (and keep more) money then their hetro counterparts.


Hint: Asexuality FTW.



Hells yeah.  No bitches be touching my benjamins.  Except the student loan bitches.  They be insatiable.  Also:  Girls love Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

http://indarktrees.com/pics/tetsuo1.mov

I thought you were bi?