How to get a Girlfriend?

[Junpei the Tracer!]

O Pimps of Evilbore help me secure a woman!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Show her you wee wee.

[The Fake Shemp]

Be yourself, and hope yourself is not a socially awkward loser.

[Vizzys]

You're fucked.

[bagofeyes]

booze

[Madrun Badrun]

Get off the internet. 

[CajoleJuice]

Get off the internet. 

But Willco got his ON the internet! 

[Madrun Badrun]

Get off the internet. 

But Willco got his ON the internet! 

really, how did that come to be?  is she hot?

[Ecrofirt]

Get off the internet. 

But Willco got his ON the internet! 

really, how did that come to be?  is she hot?

She posts here!

[The Fake Shemp]

We met via GAF/MySpace GAF group.  And I think she's hot.

[Phoenix Dark]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

[Mupepe]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

[bagofeyes]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

Your stories are always depressing

[Madrun Badrun]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

 

[TVC15]

Protip:  Girls love Videodrome.

[Mupepe]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

Your stories are always depressing

Even the one where my step sister grabbed my boner?

[The Fake Shemp]

My girl doesn't love Videodrome you sick fuck!

[Phoenix Dark]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

The main thing I got out of the advice is that you want to marry someone you can trust and have a good feeling for. Marriage in some ways is a business partnership, and it's not a good idea to go into business with someone you can't trust. For instance, my mom does a good deal of the household bill paying and she's privy to lots of money due to my dad's practice. If he couldn't trust her, it wouldn't work at all lol.

But MEH @ marriage. Back on topic: if you run around looking for a gf things won't work. Let things come to you, unless you're desperate or something

[Mupepe]

I honestly don't know. Just find a chick that you're into, and go from there. There's nothing wrong with being friends with someone and then moving the relationship to something else. My mom is quite notorious for her bad advice tid bits (example: don't leave small children around homosexuals) but she once told me it's best to marry your best friend (of the opposite sex of course). Very good advice imo.

Too bad my best friend of the opposite sex has a boyfriend but fucks around with me and I guess that's the extent that she sees our relationship.  Depressing, really.

The main thing I got out of the advice is that you want to marry someone you can trust and have a good feeling for. Marriage in some ways is a business partnership, and it's not a good idea to go into business with someone you can't trust. For instance, my mom does a good deal of the household bill paying and she's privy to lots of money due to my dad's practice. If he couldn't trust her, it wouldn't work at all lol.

But MEH @ marriage. Back on topic: if you run around looking for a gf things won't work. Let things come to you, unless you're desperate or something

Yeah.  I know you gotta be able to trust them.  Thing is, I don't trust anybody

And yeah, meh @ marriage.  I'll advise anyone and everyone against it.

[Madrun Badrun]

Yeah.  I know you gotta be able to trust them.  Thing is, I don't trust anybody

And yeah, meh @ marriage.  I'll advise anyone and everyone against it.

you were married and have a kid right?  how young were you?  whats the story behind this?

[ToxicAdam]

There is a reason why gay men make more (and keep more) money then their hetro counterparts.


Hint: Asexuality FTW.

[Mupepe]

Yeah.  I know you gotta be able to trust them.  Thing is, I don't trust anybody

And yeah, meh @ marriage.  I'll advise anyone and everyone against it.

you were married and have a kid right?  how young were you?  whats the story behind this?

I was 17, got someone pregnant and I was stupid.  I got divorced when I was 19.  Best thing I could have done.

[demi]

The internet is your best bet, it is probably the best place to hook up with people. Don't bother trying your local area, chances are they are all prude skeezers.

I plan on becoming a gay-biased metrosexual with hetero tendencies. Does that make sense?

[Madrun Badrun]

I plan on becoming a gay-biased metrosexual with hetero tendencies. Does that make sense?

Totaly. 

[TVC15]

There is a reason why gay men make more (and keep more) money then their hetro counterparts.


Hint: Asexuality FTW.

Hells yeah.  No bitches be touching my benjamins.  Except the student loan bitches.  They be insatiable.  Also:  Girls love Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

http://indarktrees.com/pics/tetsuo1.mov

[Madrun Badrun]

There is a reason why gay men make more (and keep more) money then their hetro counterparts.


Hint: Asexuality FTW.

Hells yeah.  No bitches be touching my benjamins.  Except the student loan bitches.  They be insatiable.  Also:  Girls love Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

http://indarktrees.com/pics/tetsuo1.mov

I thought you were bi?