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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 11:51:58 AM

Title: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 11:51:58 AM
(unrelated note:  Please make it so we can have longer subject lines.  They're shorter than GAF's)

So I had this dream featuring someone I know.  It was a sex dream.  We had sex on a lawn or something.  She's a one of them college TAs that teaches english in real life, but for whatever reason she was a landscape architect in the dream.  I think that happened due to my Costanzian love of architects and lawn sex.

Anyway, after the lawn sex, she threw me in the back of a car.  I am apparently weak after lawn sex.  I later escaped by hitting her int he neck with a tire iron and then smashing the window of the car out.

This dream unsettled me.  Upon waking up, I sent her an email (to her work address) telling her about the dream.  In the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789, so in the email I asked her if her real-life phone number had any 4s in it.  If it doesn't I think my mind is blown.
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 11:53:09 AM
You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 11:54:12 AM
In the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789, so in the email I asked her if her real-life phone number had any 4s in it.  If it doesn't I think my mind is blown.
Ummm...
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 11:54:36 AM
Dude, that's hawt. 
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 11:55:29 AM
You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

No, this is a friend of mine from college that is a TA now.
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2007, 11:57:31 AM
(unrelated note:  Please make it so we can have longer subject lines.  They're shorter than GAF's)

So I had this dream featuring someone I know.  It was a sex dream.  We had sex on a lawn or something. She's a one of them college TAs that teaches english in real life, but for whatever reason she was a landscape architect in the dream.  I think that happened due to my Costanzian love of architects and lawn sex.

Anyway, after the lawn sex, she threw me in the back of a car.  I am apparently weak after lawn sex.  I later escaped by hitting her int he neck with a tire iron and then smashing the window of the car out.

This dream unsettled me.  Upon waking up, I sent her an email (to her work address) telling her about the dream.  In the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789, so in the email I asked her if her real-life phone number had any 4s in it.  If it doesn't I think my mind is blown.

 :lol :lol :lol  Don't worry this won't freak her out, she'll wear it like a badge, "that's right, I turned him straight....IN A DREAM!!"  then there will be mass z0mg's, 1337's and now that's what I call real ultimate power's said and you'll all eat cake and drink punch.
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 12, 2007, 11:58:30 AM
You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

No, this is a friend of mine from college that is a TA now.

Oh ok, I was about to say that I wish I had your courage. There have been a few TAs that I would love to lawn bang if you know what I mean.
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 11:59:12 AM
She just replied "Jesus Christ" with her phone number following. It *does* have a 4 in it.  I replied with "I can't tell what anything means anymore."
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 12:00:52 PM
She just replied "Jesus Christ" with her phone number following. It *does* have a 4 in it.  I replied with "I can't tell what anything means anymore."
pics, dude.

And check yer pm's
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 12:02:25 PM
Ask her if she lives on 123 Fake St.

Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 12:31:04 PM
You have dreams about having sex with women?
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Flannel Boy on February 12, 2007, 12:31:43 PM
You have dreams about having sex with women?
He's repressed.
Title: Re: I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards
Post by: Cheebs on February 12, 2007, 12:34:15 PM
You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

No, this is a friend of mine from college that is a TA now.

Oh ok, I was about to say that I wish I had your courage. There have been a few TAs that I would love to lawn bang if you know what I mean.
Courage? TVC is gay you know.