I had a dream so profoundly disturbing that I emailed the subject afterwards

[TVC15]

(unrelated note:  Please make it so we can have longer subject lines.  They're shorter than GAF's)

So I had this dream featuring someone I know.  It was a sex dream.  We had sex on a lawn or something.  She's a one of them college TAs that teaches english in real life, but for whatever reason she was a landscape architect in the dream.  I think that happened due to my Costanzian love of architects and lawn sex.

Anyway, after the lawn sex, she threw me in the back of a car.  I am apparently weak after lawn sex.  I later escaped by hitting her int he neck with a tire iron and then smashing the window of the car out.

This dream unsettled me.  Upon waking up, I sent her an email (to her work address) telling her about the dream.  In the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789, so in the email I asked her if her real-life phone number had any 4s in it.  If it doesn't I think my mind is blown.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

[Flannel Boy]

In the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789, so in the email I asked her if her real-life phone number had any 4s in it.  If it doesn't I think my mind is blown.

Ummm...

[Mupepe]

Dude, that's hawt. 

[TVC15]

You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

No, this is a friend of mine from college that is a TA now.

[Tauntaun]

(unrelated note:  Please make it so we can have longer subject lines.  They're shorter than GAF's)

So I had this dream featuring someone I know.  It was a sex dream.  We had sex on a lawn or something. She's a one of them college TAs that teaches english in real life, but for whatever reason she was a landscape architect in the dream.  I think that happened due to my Costanzian love of architects and lawn sex.

Anyway, after the lawn sex, she threw me in the back of a car.  I am apparently weak after lawn sex.  I later escaped by hitting her int he neck with a tire iron and then smashing the window of the car out.

This dream unsettled me.  Upon waking up, I sent her an email (to her work address) telling her about the dream.  In the dream, her phone number was 1-235-6789, so in the email I asked her if her real-life phone number had any 4s in it.  If it doesn't I think my mind is blown.

    Don't worry this won't freak her out, she'll wear it like a badge, "that's right, I turned him straight....IN A DREAM!!"  then there will be mass z0mg's, 1337's and now that's what I call real ultimate power's said and you'll all eat cake and drink punch.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

No, this is a friend of mine from college that is a TA now.

Oh ok, I was about to say that I wish I had your courage. There have been a few TAs that I would love to lawn bang if you know what I mean.

[TVC15]

She just replied "Jesus Christ" with her phone number following. It *does* have a 4 in it.  I replied with "I can't tell what anything means anymore."

[Mupepe]

She just replied "Jesus Christ" with her phone number following. It *does* have a 4 in it.  I replied with "I can't tell what anything means anymore."

pics, dude.

And check yer pm's

[Flannel Boy]

Ask her if she lives on 123 Fake St.

[Phoenix Dark]

You have dreams about having sex with women?

[Flannel Boy]

You have dreams about having sex with women?

He's repressed.

[Cheebs]

You told your TA that you were dreaming about her?

No, this is a friend of mine from college that is a TA now.

Oh ok, I was about to say that I wish I had your courage. There have been a few TAs that I would love to lawn bang if you know what I mean.

Courage? TVC is gay you know.