Quote from: Drinky CrowHimuro, I consider you and 'pepe as honorary Washingtonians. :-[
That's a lot better than Oregon, right? I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him. Quite frankly, it freaked me out and I've been scared of going to the north west ever since.
I visited Portland once and just went walking around outside my hotel, and some Mexican guy started to grope me and persisted that I share a preview room at a porn store with him.
hahahahahahahahahahahaha :rofl
So did you do it? That's the sort of awesome, godless thing that happens in the NW.
So did you do it?
The true answer is not for your innocent little ears.
And I bullshit you not. That actually fucking happened in Portland.spoiler (click to show/hide)I did nothing to him and went back to my hotel[close]
All sorts of interesting things happen in those porn preview places. None more than the F Street across from the Miramar Marine Station in San Diego. All these lonely young men, hanging out in the hallways...
Yeah I didn't even know you could share a preview room booth. That freaked me out a bit..
Yeah I didn't even know you could share a preview room booth. That freaked me out a bit..
Come to Seattle, Himmy. Share a preview booth with me.
I peed in a preview room once.
Yeah I didn't even know you could share a preview room booth. That freaked me out a bit..
You're actually not supposed to, and some city ordinance passed a couple of years ago that made most of these places take the fucking DOORS off the booths so that you can't uh, have any privacy.
But not at the one across from Miramar! Don't Ask, Don't Tell indeed!
It was the day before I moved from Houston to New Mexico.I peed in a preview room once.
Hahaha
It was the day before I moved from Houston to New Mexico.I peed in a preview room once.
Hahaha
I was really drunk and Natalie, Justin, Jason and I went there for shits and giggles. I had to take a piss but I couldn't find a bathroom so I went to a preview room and took a piss. When I came out, the door directly across from the preview room was a restroom. :(It was the day before I moved from Houston to New Mexico.I peed in a preview room once.
Hahaha
Why'd you do it?
All I can say is thank god for the internet.
I did have a couple of, uh, interesting times at the places that have the windows with the girls behind them... thank you Lilli Xene :-*
I was really drunk and Natalie, Justin, Jason and I went there for shits and giggles. I had to take a piss but I couldn't find a bathroom so I went to a preview room and took a piss. When I came out, the door directly across from the preview room was a restroom. :(It was the day before I moved from Houston to New Mexico.I peed in a preview room once.
Hahaha
Why'd you do it?
I bet you haven't even been to a strip club FoC. "Why go to a club when I can beat off on my keyboard? hur hur hur!"
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :roflI bet you haven't even been to a strip club FoC. "Why go to a club when I can beat off on my keyboard? hur hur hur!"
I have never been to a strip club, and I never will. I have a little dignity and self respect.
Nothing says dignity like watching cheeseburger porn hunched in a chair in your sweat covered jammies chafing your bishop.I bet you haven't even been to a strip club FoC. "Why go to a club when I can beat off on my keyboard? hur hur hur!"
I have never been to a strip club, and I never will. I have a little dignity and self respect.
It's no secret that i'm a noob when it comes to woman and I'm a virgin. I figure the only thing keeping me from becoming a creepy dude is that I'm not gonna pay for trivial shit like a lap dance or a peep show of some tits.For 20 bucks, you can touch some titties in a private lap dance. It's fun to go to a strip club with some friends and get drunk.
It's for shits and giggles, duder. Like, maybe once a year thing.
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :S :S :S :S :S :S :S :S :SIt's for shits and giggles, duder. Like, maybe once a year thing.
If I spent money on something superficial like that i would feel even more like a loser and that's pretty hard to do.
Girls went in to these preview rooms too? Never seen a girl at a porn shop ever. For some reason i've noticed the people in charge of porn stores are always azn.
Let's just say it's not really my thing. I would look dumb doing it and I would feel dumb afterwords.That's how I feel jerking off. I always feel stupid afterwards :( ...like someone is watching me :-\
Enough with the coffee, T234!I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, I SNORT ORANGE TIC-TACS
You know what the worst job ever would be? A spunk cleaner at a porn shop. He has to mop up other guys semen in the preview rooms.
Enough with the coffee, T234!I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, I SNORT ORANGE TIC-TACS
You've seen Clerks, right? The jizzmopper is a very noble profession!
:-[ :-*Enough with the coffee, T234!I DON'T DRINK COFFEE, I SNORT ORANGE TIC-TACS
That is undeniably sexy.
Can you get private sessions with dancers at strip clubs? I've always wanted to ask one if they'd have sex with me for money.Yes. They'll take you to the VIP room and give you private lap dances. Usually 20 dollars a dance. And the majority of the time, they'll ask "do you want more?" and that's just code for "Want to fuck me? 300 bucks, queer."
Seems safer than getting a prostitute. Hell there's a strip place like 10-15 minutes away from my house. Campus life FTW
Can you get private sessions with dancers at strip clubs? I've always wanted to ask one if they'd have sex with me for money.Yes. They'll take you to the VIP room and give you private lap dances. Usually 20 dollars a dance. And the majority of the time, they'll ask "do you want more?" and that's just code for "Want to fuck me? 300 bucks, queer."
Seems safer than getting a prostitute. Hell there's a strip place like 10-15 minutes away from my house. Campus life FTW
Yeah, usually about $300.Can you get private sessions with dancers at strip clubs? I've always wanted to ask one if they'd have sex with me for money.Yes. They'll take you to the VIP room and give you private lap dances. Usually 20 dollars a dance. And the majority of the time, they'll ask "do you want more?" and that's just code for "Want to fuck me? 300 bucks, queer."
Seems safer than getting a prostitute. Hell there's a strip place like 10-15 minutes away from my house. Campus life FTW
$300 WTF?
What about a blowjob for $100?
Oooh! We visited some REALLY MESSED UP sex shops in Kabukicho, Tokyo (the area that Yakuza supposedly takes place in)... I'll try and remember what we saw in there.
Yeah, usually about $300.Can you get private sessions with dancers at strip clubs? I've always wanted to ask one if they'd have sex with me for money.Yes. They'll take you to the VIP room and give you private lap dances. Usually 20 dollars a dance. And the majority of the time, they'll ask "do you want more?" and that's just code for "Want to fuck me? 300 bucks, queer."
Seems safer than getting a prostitute. Hell there's a strip place like 10-15 minutes away from my house. Campus life FTW
$300 WTF?
What about a blowjob for $100?
I'm sure they'd do something for $100.
distant: you better remember!
I'd be scared if I didn't get a raging hard on during a lapdance. It's very normal and they're very used to it. If you're in the VIP room, she'll be grinding on your dick anyways. You'll most likely get to touch some ass and titties too :drool (unless you get stuck with a shitty prude or you're absolutely disgusting.)
I think every guy that doesn't look like the hunchback from notre dame gets asked :lolI'd be scared if I didn't get a raging hard on during a lapdance. It's very normal and they're very used to it. If you're in the VIP room, she'll be grinding on your dick anyways. You'll most likely get to touch some ass and titties too :drool (unless you get stuck with a shitty prude or you're absolutely disgusting.)
That sounds awesome. I'll make sure to get a haircut before going and smell good. Touching boobs? OMG please be true.
Have you ever gotten asked if you wanted "something more"? :hyper
this thread is hilarious :lol:lol :lol
Random story, one of my uncle once went to a strip club and got a special deal, he ended up in a hotel room with *4* strippers, it ended up costing him like 3000$ for the night :o ??? :lol