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Title: How to give a girl a convulsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Junpei the Tracer! on February 12, 2007, 04:20:47 PM: Just wondering....
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Vizzys on February 12, 2007, 04:21:28 PM: I can't wait for your next topic.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: cloudwalking on February 12, 2007, 04:21:47 PM: ugh :gloomy
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 12, 2007, 04:22:19 PM: Dude, your topics rule.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: ToxicAdam on February 12, 2007, 04:25:16 PM: Hope she has the right genetics and mental makeup.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Bacon on February 12, 2007, 04:27:09 PM: Give her money.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
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Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2007, 04:30:57 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 12, 2007, 04:20:47 PM
How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?

Be a gorilla?

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Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 12, 2007, 04:36:26 PM: Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 12, 2007, 04:20:47 PM
Just wondering....

Let me fuck them. I like to hit them with the Captain Hook then hit it from the back. That shit will leave a broad wetter than October.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Himu on February 12, 2007, 04:39:27 PM: First off, it's always best to eat her out first. Wanna know why a lot of women hate how their men perform in bed? It's because the men always think about themselves and dick the girls and orgasm long before the girl gets to orgasm. Thus, you always lick her out and make her wet. Foreplay is not optional, it is required.

Once you get eating girls out nailed down, learn how to get better endurance so that when you dick a girl, you can both orgasm.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Bacon on February 12, 2007, 04:50:40 PM: I want to be banned.

Don't be stupid Bacon.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Tauntaun on February 12, 2007, 04:50:56 PM: What's this dicking a girl is that when you hit them accross the face with bag of oranges so it doesn't leave any bruises?
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 12, 2007, 04:53:31 PM: Quote from: Bacon on February 12, 2007, 04:50:40 PM
Idiocy

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Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM: Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 12, 2007, 07:01:20 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM
Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: The Sceneman on February 12, 2007, 07:01:42 PM: Once this girl had an orgasm because I fucked her real good
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM: I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: GilloD on February 12, 2007, 07:06:10 PM: Dude, Junpei.

It's all about knowing the girl. Some girls need you to play with their tits, some need real clit action and some can get by just on the deep dickin'. There's no magic move (Although, you can do things that will help), but you need to listen to her body. Follow her signs, try some shit out. Communicate, learn what she needs.

The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy is not only REQUIRED reading, but many of it's basic principles apply to good ol' penis in vagina, too: http://www.viceland.com/nl/v1n1b/htdocs/eating_pussy.php
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: GilloD on February 12, 2007, 07:06:35 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

DO NOT EVER TREAT A VAGINA AS IF IT WERE A ROUGH PIECE OF WOOD
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 12, 2007, 07:08:16 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

Though, is she hasn't shaved in a few days it will be more like her sandpapering you.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:09:15 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 12, 2007, 07:08:16 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

Though, is she hasn't shaved in a few days it will be more like her sandpapering you.

Not when you wear a surgery glove; vaginas are too disgusting to touch without some type of protection
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: TVC15 on February 12, 2007, 07:17:17 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

I've heard they like it more if you use actual sandpaper. Or a brillo pad. Steel wool isn't out of the question either.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 12, 2007, 07:19:52 PM: I've heard that if you put your head into her vagina and keep on blowing, you'll inflate her and she'll fly top the moon on orgasm power.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:21:03 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 12, 2007, 07:19:52 PM
I've heard that if you put your head into her vagina and keep on blowing, you'll inflate her and she'll fly top the moon on orgasm power.

I heard if you urinate inside a vagina it'll shoot our her nose, and if you have your mouth open at the right time you could get some circulation going on
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Catz on February 12, 2007, 08:49:59 PM: Quote from: Father_Mike on February 12, 2007, 07:19:52 PM
I've heard that if you put your head into her vagina and keep on blowing, you'll inflate her and she'll fly top the moon on orgasm power.

:rofl
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Christopher on February 12, 2007, 08:51:34 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM
Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

oh my god :lol
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Catz on February 12, 2007, 08:51:58 PM: Who is Roxy? I'm missing out on the joke :(
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 08:53:35 PM: Quote from: Catz on February 12, 2007, 08:51:58 PM
Who is Roxy? I'm missing out on the joke :(
bz's girlfriend
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Beezy on February 12, 2007, 09:39:20 PM: Quote from: TVC 15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM
Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

:lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM: So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Mupepe on February 12, 2007, 09:54:30 PM: such a good fucker :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Beezy on February 12, 2007, 10:39:02 PM: convulsing
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: GilloD on February 12, 2007, 11:01:18 PM: Quote from: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

You are kind of small. :-[
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 11:03:20 PM: Quote from: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

APF is a monster

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Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Homemade Milk on February 12, 2007, 11:05:48 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

shut up. you've never had sex
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: Beezy on February 12, 2007, 11:06:56 PM: Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 11:03:20 PM
Quote from: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

APF is a monster

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:rofl
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convulsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: whiteACID on February 13, 2007, 12:12:25 AM: This question is best left to the Master Megafoo, I shall ask him.
Title: Re: How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?
Post by: GilloD on February 13, 2007, 12:13:27 AM: Quote from: Homemade Milk on February 12, 2007, 11:05:48 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

shut up. you've never had sex

:o