Author Topic: How to give a girl a convulsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm? (Read 9242 times)

Junpei the Tracer! · « **on:** February 12, 2007, 04:20:47 PM »

Just wondering....

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:21:28 PM »

I can't wait for your next topic.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:21:47 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:22:19 PM »

Dude, your topics rule.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #4 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:25:16 PM »

Hope she has the right genetics and mental makeup.

Bacon · « **Reply #5 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:27:09 PM »

Give her money.

Robo · « **Reply #6 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:28:02 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:30:57 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 12, 2007, 04:20:47 PM

How to give a girl a convolsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm?

Be a gorilla?

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The Black Stallion · « **Reply #8 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:36:26 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 12, 2007, 04:20:47 PM

Just wondering....

Let me fuck them. I like to hit them with the Captain Hook then hit it from the back. That shit will leave a broad wetter than October.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:39:27 PM »

First off, it's always best to eat her out first. Wanna know why a lot of women hate how their men perform in bed? It's because the men always think about themselves and dick the girls and orgasm long before the girl gets to orgasm. Thus, you always lick her out and make her wet. Foreplay is not optional, it is required.

Once you get eating girls out nailed down, learn how to get better endurance so that when you dick a girl, you can both orgasm.

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:50:40 PM »

I want to be banned.

Don't be stupid Bacon.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:50:56 PM »

What's this dicking a girl is that when you hit them accross the face with bag of oranges so it doesn't leave any bruises?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #12 on:** February 12, 2007, 04:53:31 PM »

Quote from: Bacon on February 12, 2007, 04:50:40 PM

Idiocy

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM »

Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #14 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:01:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM

Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #15 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:01:42 PM »

Once this girl had an orgasm because I fucked her real good

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM »

I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

GilloD · « **Reply #17 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:06:10 PM »

Dude, Junpei.

It's all about knowing the girl. Some girls need you to play with their tits, some need real clit action and some can get by just on the deep dickin'. There's no magic move (Although, you can do things that will help), but you need to listen to her body. Follow her signs, try some shit out. Communicate, learn what she needs.

The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy is not only REQUIRED reading, but many of it's basic principles apply to good ol' penis in vagina, too: http://www.viceland.com/nl/v1n1b/htdocs/eating_pussy.php

GilloD · « **Reply #18 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:06:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM

I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

DO NOT EVER TREAT A VAGINA AS IF IT WERE A ROUGH PIECE OF WOOD

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #19 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:08:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM

I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

Though, is she hasn't shaved in a few days it will be more like her sandpapering you.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:09:15 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 12, 2007, 07:08:16 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

Though, is she hasn't shaved in a few days it will be more like her sandpapering you.

Not when you wear a surgery glove; vaginas are too disgusting to touch without some type of protection

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:17:17 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM

I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

I've heard they like it more if you use actual sandpaper. Or a brillo pad. Steel wool isn't out of the question either.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:19:52 PM »

I've heard that if you put your head into her vagina and keep on blowing, you'll inflate her and she'll fly top the moon on orgasm power.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** February 12, 2007, 07:21:03 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 12, 2007, 07:19:52 PM

I've heard that if you put your head into her vagina and keep on blowing, you'll inflate her and she'll fly top the moon on orgasm power.

I heard if you urinate inside a vagina it'll shoot our her nose, and if you have your mouth open at the right time you could get some circulation going on

Catz · « **Reply #24 on:** February 12, 2007, 08:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 12, 2007, 07:19:52 PM

I've heard that if you put your head into her vagina and keep on blowing, you'll inflate her and she'll fly top the moon on orgasm power.

Christopher · « **Reply #25 on:** February 12, 2007, 08:51:34 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM

Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

oh my god

Catz · « **Reply #26 on:** February 12, 2007, 08:51:58 PM »

Who is Roxy? I'm missing out on the joke

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** February 12, 2007, 08:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Catz on February 12, 2007, 08:51:58 PM

Who is Roxy? I'm missing out on the joke

bz's girlfriend

Beezy · « **Reply #28 on:** February 12, 2007, 09:39:20 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 12, 2007, 06:59:54 PM

Bed-breaking orgasm? Just make sure Roxy is on the bed and it will probably collapse.

APF · « **Reply #29 on:** February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM »

So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** February 12, 2007, 09:54:30 PM »

such a good fucker

Beezy · « **Reply #31 on:** February 12, 2007, 10:39:02 PM »

convulsing

GilloD · « **Reply #32 on:** February 12, 2007, 11:01:18 PM »

Quote from: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM

So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

You are kind of small.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** February 12, 2007, 11:03:20 PM »

Quote from: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM

So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

APF is a monster

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Homemade Milk · « **Reply #34 on:** February 12, 2007, 11:05:48 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM

I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

shut up. you've never had sex

Beezy · « **Reply #35 on:** February 12, 2007, 11:06:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 11:03:20 PM

Quote from: APF on February 12, 2007, 09:52:49 PM
So I was dating this girl for a couple of months, she was this really bookish kinda proper type, a writer; one night we were making love and out of the blue she pants, "[APF] you're such a good fucker!" Then there was a pause, then mortified at her own words she threw her hands over her eyes and cried, "oh my god I'm so sorry! I'm so embarrassed, that was so ugly!"

Hell no it wasn't.

I've also had uh... less complementary things said about my bedwork.

APF is a monster

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whiteACID · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2007, 12:12:25 AM »

This question is best left to the Master Megafoo, I shall ask him.

GilloD · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2007, 12:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Homemade Milk on February 12, 2007, 11:05:48 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2007, 07:04:35 PM
I've found that if you spread a woman's legs wide open, then take the palm of your hand and quickly rub her vagina up and down (like sandpaper) she's orgasm in no time

shut up. you've never had sex

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Author Topic: How to give a girl a convulsing,bed-breaking,cataclysmic orgasm? (Read 9242 times)