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Title: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 06:18:16 PM
All abused women have one thing in common...



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they don't know when to shut the fuck up
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Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 06:18:35 PM
This thread is going places
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: CajoleJuice on February 13, 2007, 06:19:07 PM
they don't know when to shut the fuck up.

My dad would agree.

Hell, I agree.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 06:19:34 PM
they don't know when to shut the fuck up.

My dad would agree.

Hell, I agree.

I like you and your dad
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on February 13, 2007, 06:19:36 PM
They also love to have sex, and then verbally berate you the next day.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: makaveli on February 13, 2007, 06:22:04 PM
raped chicks are always crazy
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 06:22:24 PM
They also love to have sex, and then verbally berate you the next day.
Like that scene in A History of Violence?
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2007, 06:59:53 PM
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing. she didn't understand the first couple times you told her.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 13, 2007, 07:13:53 PM
they don't know when to shut the fuck up.

Real talk.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 07:22:31 PM
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing. You already told her twice.
That's the way I've always heard it.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 13, 2007, 07:23:29 PM
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing. You already told her twice.
That's the way I've always heard it.

Dwinky just fucking sucks at telling jokes. Don't mind him.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: EvilBoris on February 13, 2007, 07:31:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 07:37:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0
:lol

Look in his eyes - he doesn't give a shit about being politically correct. What a pimp :lol
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: GilloD on February 13, 2007, 07:45:48 PM
A- This thread is weird and sad and dissapointing.
B- 20,000 women are battered every year. And to think, all this time I've been eating them plain.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on February 13, 2007, 09:03:57 PM
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1866/theblacklolieo7.jpg)
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 09:04:59 PM
A- This thread is weird and sad and dissapointing.
B- 20,000 women are battered every year. And to think, all this time I've been eating them plain.
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2007, 09:11:15 PM
Do you guys remember that news story where that dumb bitch who worked at a mcdonalds was called in by her boss because she thought she stole something? Like, the woman called in some guy and he was all TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES YOUNG LADY YOU COULD BE HIDING IT SOMEWHERE. And the dumb bitch did so and he touched her all over the place and was all IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN HERE AND I HAVE TO CHECK, all the while her boss left them unattended and thought it was for the best.

That news story made me ROFL and I wish I could fucking find it again.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 09:12:15 PM
Do you guys remember that news story where that dumb bitch who worked at a mcdonalds was called in by her boss because she thought she stole something? Like, the woman called in some guy and he was all TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES YOUNG LADY YOU COULD BE HIDING IT SOMEWHERE. And the dumb bitch did so and he touched her all over the place and was all IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN HERE AND I HAVE TO CHECK, all the while her boss left them unattended and thought it was for the best.

That news story made me ROFL and I wish I could fucking find it again.
I beat off to that news story and thought to myself "stupid fucking bitch.  make me some pancakes."
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2007, 09:14:40 PM
I FOUND IT

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1297922&page=1

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It was then that Summers realized, she'd been had.

LMFAO That killed me! wtf She didn't even know who the hell was on the phone!  :lol Crazy ass people make me riot! :lol That was one of the funniest things I've EVER heard. The whole story. Holy shit I've been looking for it forever. :lol

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At a McDonald's in Hinesville, Ga., a caller convinced a 55-year-old janitor to do a cavity search of a 19-year-old cashier, while in Fargo, N.D., a manager at a local Burger King strip-searched a 17-year-old female employee.

:lol

That is one of the most hilarious news stories I have EVER heard and it's still awesome.

WATCH THE VIDEO
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Himu on February 13, 2007, 09:16:04 PM
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He said he was tricked into sodomizing and abusing 19-year-old Louise Ogborn at a McDonald's restaurant in Mount Washington. Nix claimed a man called and introduced himself as a police officer, gave him instructions over the phone, saying it was how officers were dealing with employees who were suspected of stealing, Alexander reported.

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Schmidt also said that Nix, who had an IQ of 83, was a prime candidate to be tricked, but now knows he did the wrong thing. Nix has no prior record, and defense attorneys wanted that taken into consideration.

:lol
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 13, 2007, 09:19:14 PM
I like how Mupepe rides the fine line between ladies man and abusive assrapist

Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Human Snorenado on February 13, 2007, 09:23:39 PM
I'm a fan of the misogyny.  In fact, I was once in the process of writing a book called "Misogynist's Love Story".
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Polari on February 13, 2007, 09:25:44 PM
What do you do when the dishwasher breaks down?

Slap that bitch.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 09:27:36 PM
What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead woman in the road?

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The dead dog has skid marks leading up to the body
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Himumu, that news story is glorious.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 09:57:31 PM
Was my joke that tasteless that I killed the thread? 
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Beezy on February 14, 2007, 03:02:10 AM
Was my joke that tasteless that I killed the thread? 

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Yeti on February 14, 2007, 03:39:45 AM
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them.
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 14, 2007, 06:40:04 PM
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1866/theblacklolieo7.jpg)
Could you explain this picture to me? I don't speak shit-eater.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Saint Cornelius on February 14, 2007, 06:40:56 PM
You type it pretty well though
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 14, 2007, 08:45:58 PM
Shit ya anti-girl thread!   :punch :punch

I hear Mean old world my Little Walter today


    This is a mean old world, try and live it by yourself.
    This is a mean old world, try and live it by yourself.
    Can't get the one you love, have to use somebody else.

So true!
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 09:13:04 PM
Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn 't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

 WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on February 14, 2007, 09:14:02 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: All abused women have one thing in common...
Post by: Mupepe on February 14, 2007, 09:19:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0
Oh shit, I can't believe I missed this.

:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: y2kev on February 14, 2007, 11:25:47 PM
My friend once told me a joke. It went like this.

Wanna hear a joke?
"Yeah."
Women's rights.

Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: The Black Stallion on February 14, 2007, 11:30:25 PM
A must listen for ALL Misogynists

(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/74/4b/1ce0a2c008a071d01baf9010.L.jpg) (http://www.amazon.com/Every-Hog-Has-Its-Day/dp/B000ELL644)

The Bo$$ Hog Barbarian$'s Every Hog Has Its Day (http://www.amazon.com/Every-Hog-Has-Its-Day/dp/B000ELL644) is a classic. Give it a chance.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: bagofeyes on February 14, 2007, 11:35:57 PM
Everytime I see a woman I either want to have sex with her or punch her in the face, or both
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Madrun Badrun on February 15, 2007, 03:17:06 AM
Everytime I see a woman I either want to have sex with her or punch her in the face, or both

lol
sounds like you have a freaky fetish. 
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 04:32:31 AM
Guys go see The Wicker Man only for when Nick Cage first pushes Lelee sobieski when she tries to subdue him. So first is a push then suddenly WHAM comes this CON-AIR ROUNDHOUSE KICK to the FACE  :lol

I love Nick Cage.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 04:43:33 AM
FOUND IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo

SKIP TO 00:30!!!!
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 04:44:28 AM
oh my god I'm laughing my ass off.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 04:46:15 AM
Also 1:20!

MASTURBETING BEAR DONKEY PUNCH!
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on February 15, 2007, 12:03:20 PM
:rofl :rofl

Thank you Lunar Aura
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2008, 12:33:43 PM
*bump*

Thought it was time
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: abrader on March 12, 2008, 12:34:49 PM
Where is dragona?

Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2008, 12:51:48 PM
How did the Puerto Rican woman know her daughter had started her period?

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She could taste it on her son's penis
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Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Olivia Wilde Homo on March 12, 2008, 03:16:16 PM
If you rape a prostitute, do you get charged with rape or do you get charged with shoplifting?
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Eric P on March 12, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
oh, i thought this would be about how america trusted black men with the vote before white women
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2008, 03:55:44 PM
How did the Puerto Rican woman know her daughter had started her period?

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She could taste it on her son's penis
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:rofl
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Ichirou on March 12, 2008, 10:57:18 PM
*bump*

Thought it was time

Women. :maf
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Trent Dole on March 12, 2008, 11:40:34 PM
FOUND IT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
SKIP TO 00:30!!!!
Nicolas Cage is a hero to us all.
Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Barry Egan on March 12, 2008, 11:44:12 PM
What do you call all the fat surrounding the vagina?

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The woman
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Title: Re: Official Misogyny Thread
Post by: Mupepe on March 12, 2008, 11:47:10 PM
If you rape a prostitute, do you get charged with rape or do you get charged with shoplifting?
:rofl :rofl