they don't know when to shut the fuck up.
I like you and your dadthey don't know when to shut the fuck up.
My dad would agree.
Hell, I agree.
They also love to have sex, and then verbally berate you the next day.Like that scene in A History of Violence?
they don't know when to shut the fuck up.
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?That's the way I've always heard it.
nothing. You already told her twice.
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?That's the way I've always heard it.
nothing. You already told her twice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0:lol
A- This thread is weird and sad and dissapointing.:rofl :rofl :rofl
B- 20,000 women are battered every year. And to think, all this time I've been eating them plain.
Do you guys remember that news story where that dumb bitch who worked at a mcdonalds was called in by her boss because she thought she stole something? Like, the woman called in some guy and he was all TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES YOUNG LADY YOU COULD BE HIDING IT SOMEWHERE. And the dumb bitch did so and he touched her all over the place and was all IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN HERE AND I HAVE TO CHECK, all the while her boss left them unattended and thought it was for the best.I beat off to that news story and thought to myself "stupid fucking bitch. make me some pancakes."
That news story made me ROFL and I wish I could fucking find it again.
It was then that Summers realized, she'd been had.
At a McDonald's in Hinesville, Ga., a caller convinced a 55-year-old janitor to do a cavity search of a 19-year-old cashier, while in Fargo, N.D., a manager at a local Burger King strip-searched a 17-year-old female employee.
He said he was tricked into sodomizing and abusing 19-year-old Louise Ogborn at a McDonald's restaurant in Mount Washington. Nix claimed a man called and introduced himself as a police officer, gave him instructions over the phone, saying it was how officers were dealing with employees who were suspected of stealing, Alexander reported.
Schmidt also said that Nix, who had an IQ of 83, was a prime candidate to be tricked, but now knows he did the wrong thing. Nix has no prior record, and defense attorneys wanted that taken into consideration.
Was my joke that tasteless that I killed the thread?
(http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1866/theblacklolieo7.jpg)Could you explain this picture to me? I don't speak shit-eater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0Oh shit, I can't believe I missed this.
Everytime I see a woman I either want to have sex with her or punch her in the face, or both
How did the Puerto Rican woman know her daughter had started her period?spoiler (click to show/hide)She could taste it on her son's penis[close]
*bump*
Thought it was time
FOUND IT!Nicolas Cage is a hero to us all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
SKIP TO 00:30!!!!
If you rape a prostitute, do you get charged with rape or do you get charged with shoplifting?:rofl :rofl