Author Topic: Official Misogyny Thread (Read 2129 times)

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 13, 2007, 06:59:53 PM
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing. You already told her twice.
That's the way I've always heard it.

Dwinky just fucking sucks at telling jokes. Don't mind him.

EvilBoris · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2007, 07:31:43 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2007, 07:37:23 PM »

Quote from: EvilBoris on February 13, 2007, 07:31:43 PM

Look in his eyes - he doesn't give a shit about being politically correct. What a pimp

GilloD · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2007, 07:45:48 PM »

A- This thread is weird and sad and dissapointing.
B- 20,000 women are battered every year. And to think, all this time I've been eating them plain.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:03:57 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:04:59 PM »

Quote from: GilloD on February 13, 2007, 07:45:48 PM

A- This thread is weird and sad and dissapointing.
B- 20,000 women are battered every year. And to think, all this time I've been eating them plain.

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:11:15 PM »

Do you guys remember that news story where that dumb bitch who worked at a mcdonalds was called in by her boss because she thought she stole something? Like, the woman called in some guy and he was all TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES YOUNG LADY YOU COULD BE HIDING IT SOMEWHERE. And the dumb bitch did so and he touched her all over the place and was all IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN HERE AND I HAVE TO CHECK, all the while her boss left them unattended and thought it was for the best.

That news story made me ROFL and I wish I could fucking find it again.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 13, 2007, 09:11:15 PM

Do you guys remember that news story where that dumb bitch who worked at a mcdonalds was called in by her boss because she thought she stole something? Like, the woman called in some guy and he was all TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES YOUNG LADY YOU COULD BE HIDING IT SOMEWHERE. And the dumb bitch did so and he touched her all over the place and was all IT COULD HAVE BEEN HIDDEN HERE AND I HAVE TO CHECK, all the while her boss left them unattended and thought it was for the best.

That news story made me ROFL and I wish I could fucking find it again.

I beat off to that news story and thought to myself "stupid fucking bitch. make me some pancakes."

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:14:40 PM »

I FOUND IT

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=1297922&page=1

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It was then that Summers realized, she'd been had.

LMFAO That killed me! wtf She didn't even know who the hell was on the phone!

Crazy ass people make me riot!

That was one of the funniest things I've EVER heard. The whole story. Holy shit I've been looking for it forever.

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At a McDonald's in Hinesville, Ga., a caller convinced a 55-year-old janitor to do a cavity search of a 19-year-old cashier, while in Fargo, N.D., a manager at a local Burger King strip-searched a 17-year-old female employee.

That is one of the most hilarious news stories I have EVER heard and it's still awesome.

WATCH THE VIDEO

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:16:04 PM »

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He said he was tricked into sodomizing and abusing 19-year-old Louise Ogborn at a McDonald's restaurant in Mount Washington. Nix claimed a man called and introduced himself as a police officer, gave him instructions over the phone, saying it was how officers were dealing with employees who were suspected of stealing, Alexander reported.

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Schmidt also said that Nix, who had an IQ of 83, was a prime candidate to be tricked, but now knows he did the wrong thing. Nix has no prior record, and defense attorneys wanted that taken into consideration.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:19:14 PM »

I like how Mupepe rides the fine line between ladies man and abusive assrapist

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:23:39 PM »

I'm a fan of the misogyny. In fact, I was once in the process of writing a book called "Misogynist's Love Story".

Polari · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:25:44 PM »

What do you do when the dishwasher breaks down?

Slap that bitch.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:27:36 PM »

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead woman in the road?

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The dead dog has skid marks leading up to the body

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Himumu, that news story is glorious.

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2007, 09:57:31 PM »

Was my joke that tasteless that I killed the thread?

Beezy · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2007, 03:02:10 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2007, 09:57:31 PM

Was my joke that tasteless that I killed the thread?

Yeti · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2007, 03:39:45 AM »

Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:40:04 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 13, 2007, 09:03:57 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Could you explain this picture to me? I don't speak shit-eater.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:40:56 PM »

You type it pretty well though

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2007, 08:45:58 PM »

Shit ya anti-girl thread!

I hear Mean old world my Little Walter today

This is a mean old world, try and live it by yourself.
This is a mean old world, try and live it by yourself.
Can't get the one you love, have to use somebody else.

So true!

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:13:04 PM »

Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife
looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn 't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND: "shit."

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:14:02 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** February 14, 2007, 09:19:32 PM »

Quote from: EvilBoris on February 13, 2007, 07:31:43 PM

Oh shit, I can't believe I missed this.

y2kev · « **Reply #33 on:** February 14, 2007, 11:25:47 PM »

My friend once told me a joke. It went like this.

Wanna hear a joke?
"Yeah."
Women's rights.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #34 on:** February 14, 2007, 11:30:25 PM »

A must listen for ALL Misogynists

The Bo$$ Hog Barbarian$'s Every Hog Has Its Day is a classic. Give it a chance.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #35 on:** February 14, 2007, 11:35:57 PM »

Everytime I see a woman I either want to have sex with her or punch her in the face, or both

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #36 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:17:06 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 14, 2007, 11:35:57 PM

Everytime I see a woman I either want to have sex with her or punch her in the face, or both

lol
sounds like you have a freaky fetish.

LunarAura · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:32:31 AM »

Guys go see The Wicker Man only for when Nick Cage first pushes Lelee sobieski when she tries to subdue him. So first is a push then suddenly WHAM comes this CON-AIR ROUNDHOUSE KICK to the FACE

I love Nick Cage.

LunarAura · « **Reply #38 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:43:33 AM »

FOUND IT!

SKIP TO 00:30!!!!

LunarAura · « **Reply #39 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:44:28 AM »

oh my god I'm laughing my ass off.

LunarAura · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:46:15 AM »

Also 1:20!

MASTURBETING BEAR DONKEY PUNCH!

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:03:20 PM »

Thank you Lunar Aura

Mupepe · « **Reply #42 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:33:43 PM »

*bump*

Thought it was time

abrader · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:34:49 PM »

Where is dragona?

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2008, 12:51:48 PM »

How did the Puerto Rican woman know her daughter had started her period?

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She could taste it on her son's penis

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:16:16 PM »

If you rape a prostitute, do you get charged with rape or do you get charged with shoplifting?

Eric P · « **Reply #46 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:41:53 PM »

oh, i thought this would be about how america trusted black men with the vote before white women

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** March 12, 2008, 03:55:44 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 12, 2008, 12:51:48 PM

How did the Puerto Rican woman know her daughter had started her period?

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She could taste it on her son's penis
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Ichirou · « **Reply #48 on:** March 12, 2008, 10:57:18 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 12, 2008, 12:33:43 PM

*bump*

Thought it was time

Women.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #49 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:40:34 PM »

Quote from: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 04:43:33 AM

FOUND IT!

SKIP TO 00:30!!!!

Nicolas Cage is a hero to us all.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #50 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:44:12 PM »

What do you call all the fat surrounding the vagina?

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The woman

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Mupepe · « **Reply #51 on:** March 12, 2008, 11:47:10 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on March 12, 2008, 03:16:16 PM

If you rape a prostitute, do you get charged with rape or do you get charged with shoplifting?

News:

Author Topic: Official Misogyny Thread (Read 2129 times)